Disclaimer: I don't own LoK or its characters
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A/N: Today's randomly chosen winner is DarkSephy (I think that's how it's spelled). Also, the reason I haven't updated lately was because I was on a trip and when I got home I got a little bit lazy
[The scene is the Pillars. Magnus is typing up his next chapter, then the lieutenants come driving up behind him in a jeep. They all get out and are dressed differently]
Raziel: (to Melchiah) Oh, thanks a lot for the wrong directions!
Dumah: (to Melchiah) You tricked me sucka!!
Raziel: Now our whole plan is screwed up! (to Dumah) C'mon Mr. D, let's go!
Magnus: WHAT IS LIEUTENANTS DOING?
Melchiah: We're playing "The L Team!"
Dumah: C'mon sucka's let's go!
Raziel: All right!
(they were about to leave, then Raziel's cell phone rang. Raziel answered it)
Raziel: Hello-
Turel: Hello-
Rahab: Hello-
Raziel and Turel and Rahab: Hello!
Raziel: Oh, hey MortalK55, what's up? (pause) Yeah. (pause) Uh-huh. Yeah (pause) Of course I didn't forget, what kind of guy would I be if I had forgotten!? Yeah, don't worry, bye.
(then Raziel hung up)
Raziel: Oh hole of hell, I forgot that April 5th is MortalK55's birthday!!
Turel: Don't worry, this looks like a job for "The L Team!" Let's go people!
Dumah: (to Melchiah) You better not trick me again sucka, or I'll bust ya head open!
(then they drove off)
Magnus: MAGNUS IS SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS!!
(then Magnus submitted his next chapter of his fic and left)
{Magnus' Fanfic Begins}
Dizclamer: Miin do'nt own enythiing
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[The sceen is'nt wher we last left offf, but if yoo want to kno, then Ducky Man and the others droov offf to continu ther quest. Riit now, Dumah and Raziel wer in the hous that they liiv'd in and wer lisening to a taap recorder]
Janos' voice: Helo gentlmen, niic wether today, is'nt it?
Raziel: Yeh.
Dumah: Y-
Janos' voice: Okay, now shut up. Yoor mishion, shoold yoo choos to acept it is-
Dumah: But I do'nt wana!
Janos' voice: Shut up bitch!! Anyway, yoor mishion, shoold yoo choos to acept it is to get som cookies and a bottle of milk! This taap wil explod in-
(BOOM!!)
Dumah: Great googa-mooga! This is a dificult task!
Raziel: Yes, wer're gona have'ta think this one throu!
Dumah: But first we haav to go to a stor to buy the items!
Raziel: Of course!! But how do we get out of this hous!?
Dumah: (geting scared and nervous) Um, I DO'NT KNO!!!
Raziel: I got it! Mayb we use-(Raziel points to a door)-this door!
Dumah: Fantabulous!!
(so they both get up and run hed-first into the door then collaps in paan. Then they get up and run hed-first into the door threee mor tiims beefor they relize that runing hed- first into the door is'nt working)
Dumah: Ow, that does'nt work!
Raziel: Egads, then wat do we do???
Dumah: I think iv'e got it!
(so Dumah throws a peice of chalk at the door, but nothing hapens)
Dumah: It did'nt work!
Raziel: AHHH!!!
Dumah: How do we get throu that door!!?
Raziel: (sees the door knob) I bet we use that door knob!
(so they rush to the door knob and the door is lock'd)
Dumah: (very panicky) WER'E LOKED IN FROM THE INSIID!
Raziel: Now how do we get throu this door!?
Dumah: We neeed to find a key to unlok it!
Raziel: Absolutly!
(so they begin serching for a key to unlok the door that was lok'd from the insiid. I told yoo thees two wer stupid. Wile serching, Raziel fiinds a closed window)
Raziel: Dumah, look! A window!
Dumah: Good idea! Lets ask the window for its advice!
Raziel: No no, we jump out the window!
Dumah: Good idea as wel!
(so Raziel smaks his hed onto the closed window then Razzzyboy is in paan)
Raziel: Owww, frick!
Dumah: Ooh, my turn, my turn!
(so Dumah piks up Raziel by the hed and thro's Raziel throu the window)
Raziel: It work'd!
Dumah: Yipee!
(then Dumah leeps throu a wal, seriously hurting heemself, but hee got throu and was now on the ground beesiid Raziel. That's when the DuckMobile puled up and saw them)
Turel: Do yoo guys neeed help?
Raziel: Yes!
Dumah: Duble yes!
Turel: Then hop in!
Zephon: (to Magnus) Ireallyhopetheyarenotidiotslikeeveryoneelsewe'vemet. (snorts)
Magnus: Do'nt wory, thees guys loook sensible.
(Dumah and Raziel run to the vehicle's doors)
Dumah: OH NOOOO-OOO-OO-OO-OO!!
Raziel: More vile doors! What now!? Wer'e doom'd!
Dumah: How do we get thou the doors!
(Zefon is banging his hed on a seet in frustration)
Magnus: Wel...
Zephon: HOWCOMEWECANONLYGETIDIOTSTOJOINUS!!!? (snorts)
Kain: Too fast!
Rahab: Magnus rules all! Woohoo! Waat, wher am I anyway?
Dumah: How ar we gona get throu thees evil doors!
Raziel: I haat doors, ther're evil!
Zephon: YOUGETPASTTHEDOORBYOPENINGTHEFUCKINGTHINGSYOURETARDEDSTUPIDANNOYINGMORONS!!! (snorts)
Raziel: But how do we open the doors!
Zephon: AHHHHHHH, I'MGONNAKILLYOUMORONS! (snorts)
Dumah: Too fast.
Zephon: AHHHHH, I'MGONNAKILLALLOFYOUOVERANDOVERAGAIN!!
Melchiah: Her, il'l open the doors for yoo two beefor Zefon bursts a blood vein.
(so Melchiah opens the doors and Dumah and Raziel cliims in. Then Melchiah gets in and they driiv offf)
Dumah: Tel us if yoo guys fiind any milk.
Turel: Why?
Raziel: We ar on a top-secret mishion to retreive milk and cookies.
Kain: I luv cookies, I think they'r sexy.
Zephon: YOUTHINKEVERYTHING'SSEXYYOUSTUPIDSLUT!! (snorts)
Kain: Too fast.
Magnus: Just calm down Zefon, think of yoor hapy plaac.
[The sceen now shifts to Zefon's imaginary hapy plaac, wher ther's clouds in the air, green gras, and Kain's, Turel's, Dumah's, and Raziel's bodies implanted in the ground with ther heds stiking out and Zefon is beeting them all on the hed with a stic and screeming liik a madman]
Zephon: (whiil hiting ther hed's with the stic) Die you morons!! I hate you annoying, stupid, brain-dead morons! Die!!
[Then Zefon is stil hiting them reelly hard with the stics and the sceen is bac to reel live. Zefon is siting in the back seet stil but now has a reelly big grin]
Zephon: Ah, I luv my hapy plaac.
Magnus: Your'e hapy plaac scares me.
Kain: I think yoor hapy plaac would be a great plaac to maak out.
Melchiah: Of course it would.
Kain: Hey, I was talkin to Magnus.
Rahab: If I wer gay, then I'd maak out with Magnus.
Zephon: IswearIhateallofyou. (snorts)
(so they driiv som mor til they get to a Wal-Mart)
Raziel: Stop!
Dumah: Wat Razzzyboy said!
Turel: Why, is ther evil in ther that can only be vanquished by duckies!!?
Dumah: No! We need milk.
Raziel: And cookies.
Kain: Cookies ar sexy.
Zephon: WhydoIhavetobestuckwithabunchofretards? (snorts)
Turel: (wile stoping the DuckMobile) Ther, get out but com bac quik.
Raziel: One problem.
Turel: What?
Dumah: HOW DO YOO OPEN THEES EVIL DOORS!?
Raziel: Ooh, the evil doors!
Zephon: AHHHHHH!!
(and so Zefon throws them out of the vehicle and the two walk up to the Wal- Mart...)
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Magnuz hoops yoo liik'd this chapter and the next one wil be up soon!!
{Magnus' Fanfic Ends}
(So the next day Magnus signed on and had 6 reviews)
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Banana_Pudding_Yummy (aka Zephon) Signed "Man, you have no idea how hard it is working with my dumber brothers. I think there are jealous of me. Well, keep up the good work."
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Mr. D (aka Dumah) Signed "Hey sucka, I read this fic and the next time I see ya, I'm gonna pound ya real good sucka!"
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I'mLikeALego (aka Melchiah) Signed "Hahahahaha, that's Raziel and Dumah alright!"
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PopStar (aka Turel) Signed "Very good work, I am the best super-hero ever. Can't wait to see what happens next!"
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TheSavior (aka Raziel) Signed "I am seriously gonna give you a pretzel and see if you choke on it!"
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IruleYouSuck (aka Kain) Signed "Hey everyone, wanna hear my 'Magnus is a Dirty ManWhore" song? Hear it goes: Magnus be a dirty manwhore, a really really dirty SOB manwhore!"
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At long last, I've finally updated this again. April 5th really is my birthday, hooray for me, I'll be 17 and I'll even act like a 17 year old, in other words, I'll act immature! Anyway, the next chapter will be about their adventures in Wal-Mart and you can choose what stupid thing they'll do to get them wanted by the Wal-Mart staff. Well, see you next chapter!
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A/N: Today's randomly chosen winner is DarkSephy (I think that's how it's spelled). Also, the reason I haven't updated lately was because I was on a trip and when I got home I got a little bit lazy
[The scene is the Pillars. Magnus is typing up his next chapter, then the lieutenants come driving up behind him in a jeep. They all get out and are dressed differently]
Raziel: (to Melchiah) Oh, thanks a lot for the wrong directions!
Dumah: (to Melchiah) You tricked me sucka!!
Raziel: Now our whole plan is screwed up! (to Dumah) C'mon Mr. D, let's go!
Magnus: WHAT IS LIEUTENANTS DOING?
Melchiah: We're playing "The L Team!"
Dumah: C'mon sucka's let's go!
Raziel: All right!
(they were about to leave, then Raziel's cell phone rang. Raziel answered it)
Raziel: Hello-
Turel: Hello-
Rahab: Hello-
Raziel and Turel and Rahab: Hello!
Raziel: Oh, hey MortalK55, what's up? (pause) Yeah. (pause) Uh-huh. Yeah (pause) Of course I didn't forget, what kind of guy would I be if I had forgotten!? Yeah, don't worry, bye.
(then Raziel hung up)
Raziel: Oh hole of hell, I forgot that April 5th is MortalK55's birthday!!
Turel: Don't worry, this looks like a job for "The L Team!" Let's go people!
Dumah: (to Melchiah) You better not trick me again sucka, or I'll bust ya head open!
(then they drove off)
Magnus: MAGNUS IS SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS!!
(then Magnus submitted his next chapter of his fic and left)
{Magnus' Fanfic Begins}
Dizclamer: Miin do'nt own enythiing
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[The sceen is'nt wher we last left offf, but if yoo want to kno, then Ducky Man and the others droov offf to continu ther quest. Riit now, Dumah and Raziel wer in the hous that they liiv'd in and wer lisening to a taap recorder]
Janos' voice: Helo gentlmen, niic wether today, is'nt it?
Raziel: Yeh.
Dumah: Y-
Janos' voice: Okay, now shut up. Yoor mishion, shoold yoo choos to acept it is-
Dumah: But I do'nt wana!
Janos' voice: Shut up bitch!! Anyway, yoor mishion, shoold yoo choos to acept it is to get som cookies and a bottle of milk! This taap wil explod in-
(BOOM!!)
Dumah: Great googa-mooga! This is a dificult task!
Raziel: Yes, wer're gona have'ta think this one throu!
Dumah: But first we haav to go to a stor to buy the items!
Raziel: Of course!! But how do we get out of this hous!?
Dumah: (geting scared and nervous) Um, I DO'NT KNO!!!
Raziel: I got it! Mayb we use-(Raziel points to a door)-this door!
Dumah: Fantabulous!!
(so they both get up and run hed-first into the door then collaps in paan. Then they get up and run hed-first into the door threee mor tiims beefor they relize that runing hed- first into the door is'nt working)
Dumah: Ow, that does'nt work!
Raziel: Egads, then wat do we do???
Dumah: I think iv'e got it!
(so Dumah throws a peice of chalk at the door, but nothing hapens)
Dumah: It did'nt work!
Raziel: AHHH!!!
Dumah: How do we get throu that door!!?
Raziel: (sees the door knob) I bet we use that door knob!
(so they rush to the door knob and the door is lock'd)
Dumah: (very panicky) WER'E LOKED IN FROM THE INSIID!
Raziel: Now how do we get throu this door!?
Dumah: We neeed to find a key to unlok it!
Raziel: Absolutly!
(so they begin serching for a key to unlok the door that was lok'd from the insiid. I told yoo thees two wer stupid. Wile serching, Raziel fiinds a closed window)
Raziel: Dumah, look! A window!
Dumah: Good idea! Lets ask the window for its advice!
Raziel: No no, we jump out the window!
Dumah: Good idea as wel!
(so Raziel smaks his hed onto the closed window then Razzzyboy is in paan)
Raziel: Owww, frick!
Dumah: Ooh, my turn, my turn!
(so Dumah piks up Raziel by the hed and thro's Raziel throu the window)
Raziel: It work'd!
Dumah: Yipee!
(then Dumah leeps throu a wal, seriously hurting heemself, but hee got throu and was now on the ground beesiid Raziel. That's when the DuckMobile puled up and saw them)
Turel: Do yoo guys neeed help?
Raziel: Yes!
Dumah: Duble yes!
Turel: Then hop in!
Zephon: (to Magnus) Ireallyhopetheyarenotidiotslikeeveryoneelsewe'vemet. (snorts)
Magnus: Do'nt wory, thees guys loook sensible.
(Dumah and Raziel run to the vehicle's doors)
Dumah: OH NOOOO-OOO-OO-OO-OO!!
Raziel: More vile doors! What now!? Wer'e doom'd!
Dumah: How do we get thou the doors!
(Zefon is banging his hed on a seet in frustration)
Magnus: Wel...
Zephon: HOWCOMEWECANONLYGETIDIOTSTOJOINUS!!!? (snorts)
Kain: Too fast!
Rahab: Magnus rules all! Woohoo! Waat, wher am I anyway?
Dumah: How ar we gona get throu thees evil doors!
Raziel: I haat doors, ther're evil!
Zephon: YOUGETPASTTHEDOORBYOPENINGTHEFUCKINGTHINGSYOURETARDEDSTUPIDANNOYINGMORONS!!! (snorts)
Raziel: But how do we open the doors!
Zephon: AHHHHHHH, I'MGONNAKILLYOUMORONS! (snorts)
Dumah: Too fast.
Zephon: AHHHHH, I'MGONNAKILLALLOFYOUOVERANDOVERAGAIN!!
Melchiah: Her, il'l open the doors for yoo two beefor Zefon bursts a blood vein.
(so Melchiah opens the doors and Dumah and Raziel cliims in. Then Melchiah gets in and they driiv offf)
Dumah: Tel us if yoo guys fiind any milk.
Turel: Why?
Raziel: We ar on a top-secret mishion to retreive milk and cookies.
Kain: I luv cookies, I think they'r sexy.
Zephon: YOUTHINKEVERYTHING'SSEXYYOUSTUPIDSLUT!! (snorts)
Kain: Too fast.
Magnus: Just calm down Zefon, think of yoor hapy plaac.
[The sceen now shifts to Zefon's imaginary hapy plaac, wher ther's clouds in the air, green gras, and Kain's, Turel's, Dumah's, and Raziel's bodies implanted in the ground with ther heds stiking out and Zefon is beeting them all on the hed with a stic and screeming liik a madman]
Zephon: (whiil hiting ther hed's with the stic) Die you morons!! I hate you annoying, stupid, brain-dead morons! Die!!
[Then Zefon is stil hiting them reelly hard with the stics and the sceen is bac to reel live. Zefon is siting in the back seet stil but now has a reelly big grin]
Zephon: Ah, I luv my hapy plaac.
Magnus: Your'e hapy plaac scares me.
Kain: I think yoor hapy plaac would be a great plaac to maak out.
Melchiah: Of course it would.
Kain: Hey, I was talkin to Magnus.
Rahab: If I wer gay, then I'd maak out with Magnus.
Zephon: IswearIhateallofyou. (snorts)
(so they driiv som mor til they get to a Wal-Mart)
Raziel: Stop!
Dumah: Wat Razzzyboy said!
Turel: Why, is ther evil in ther that can only be vanquished by duckies!!?
Dumah: No! We need milk.
Raziel: And cookies.
Kain: Cookies ar sexy.
Zephon: WhydoIhavetobestuckwithabunchofretards? (snorts)
Turel: (wile stoping the DuckMobile) Ther, get out but com bac quik.
Raziel: One problem.
Turel: What?
Dumah: HOW DO YOO OPEN THEES EVIL DOORS!?
Raziel: Ooh, the evil doors!
Zephon: AHHHHHH!!
(and so Zefon throws them out of the vehicle and the two walk up to the Wal- Mart...)
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Magnuz hoops yoo liik'd this chapter and the next one wil be up soon!!
{Magnus' Fanfic Ends}
(So the next day Magnus signed on and had 6 reviews)
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Banana_Pudding_Yummy (aka Zephon) Signed "Man, you have no idea how hard it is working with my dumber brothers. I think there are jealous of me. Well, keep up the good work."
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Mr. D (aka Dumah) Signed "Hey sucka, I read this fic and the next time I see ya, I'm gonna pound ya real good sucka!"
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I'mLikeALego (aka Melchiah) Signed "Hahahahaha, that's Raziel and Dumah alright!"
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PopStar (aka Turel) Signed "Very good work, I am the best super-hero ever. Can't wait to see what happens next!"
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TheSavior (aka Raziel) Signed "I am seriously gonna give you a pretzel and see if you choke on it!"
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IruleYouSuck (aka Kain) Signed "Hey everyone, wanna hear my 'Magnus is a Dirty ManWhore" song? Hear it goes: Magnus be a dirty manwhore, a really really dirty SOB manwhore!"
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At long last, I've finally updated this again. April 5th really is my birthday, hooray for me, I'll be 17 and I'll even act like a 17 year old, in other words, I'll act immature! Anyway, the next chapter will be about their adventures in Wal-Mart and you can choose what stupid thing they'll do to get them wanted by the Wal-Mart staff. Well, see you next chapter!