The demon appeared at the geek Trio's lair. It plopped down on the ground just as Jonathon and Andrew were fighting over the remote.
"It's my turn!" Jonathon yelled as he tried to pry the remote out of Andrew's hand.
"Finders keepers, losers weepers!" Andrew shrieked as he tried to defend himself.
"Will you two shut up!" The demon croaked as it dragged the bag towards a cage that was set in up in the corner of the room. Spike was still unconscious and unmoving in the bag.
Andrew looked up at the demon and dropped everything, even the remote. Jonathon picked it up and victoriously waved it around as Andrew stared at the demon in awe.
"Warren, that is so cool. It's just like in that Star Wars episode-" Andrew started to say.
"Will you stop with the Star Wars analogies and get him in the cage?!" Warren shouted as he tried feverishly to get Spike into the cage.
Andrew and Jonathon both quickly got up and ran to help Warren out with Spike. They heaved Spike out of the bag and he rolled into the cage into the corner. Warren pressed on a button on his wrist and he returned back to his normal human form. He gazed upon himself and looked pleased with that he saw. He walked over to the cage and secured the lock on it and made sure that Spike couldn't get out once he was awake.
"What are we gonna do with him?" Jonathon asked as he watched Spike. He looked more afraid rather then curious.
"Yeah, what if he wakes up and decides to drain us to a liquid pulp of super villains?" Andrew asked as he looked squeamishly at Spike.
"I've got something in mind," Warren said evilly, "See the slayer's been sleeping with him, so he must be special right?"
Andrew and Jonathon both nodded and continue to listen.
"Why don't we give them a ransom? You know like," Warren cleared out his throat to prepare himself for the evil criminal impersonation, "I got your guy, I want 50 ka-jillion dollars and you'll get him back."
"What's the ransom gonna be?" Jonathon asked.
"Ooo, ooo!" Andrew shrieked like a girl, "How about we ask them for a lifetimes worth of Star Wars action figures?"
Warren slammed his hand onto his forehead to keep himself from slapping the life out of Andrew.
"No, nimrod! They have to promise to never lay hands on us ever again." Warren explained
"So…then they can never mess up our plans…therefore making us invincible." Jonathon thought out loud as his voice got louder as he came to his realization.
"Exactly!" Warren cried out in happiness.
Warren snickered evilly as he thought of his evil plan. He quickly ran over to the computer and began typing in some codes. Andrew and Jonathon followed and watched to see what Warren was up to. Warren checked to make sure his cameras were working and they all were correctly in place. He looked at some of the pictures and had found out that the Scoobies were having a meeting at the Magic Box. 'Buffy probably told them about Spike, they're probably already trying to figure out a way to get him back.' Warren thought. He sat there thinking hard about what to do next. He had to make it clear to Buffy that she better not lay a hand on him or he'd be forced to take action, action against her pet vampire. He thought long and hard for about 5 minutes until he came with his plan. Jonathon and Andrew watched as Warren jumped up and ran to the other room. He returned with 3 super-soakers and a few bottles filled with some sort of clear liquid.
"What's that?" Andrew asked as he pointed to the bottles.
"One of the plentiful things that vampire can't stand," Warren answered vaguely.
"Yeah, right. That's not garlic!" Andrew answered obliviously.
"Holy water. It's holy water!" Warren yelled as he pushed the bottle in Andrew's face.
Andrew answered with a silent 'oh' and backed down as Warren began to fill the super-soakers with the holy water.
"We're not gonna kill him are we?" Jonathon asked fearfully.
"Nope," Warren answered, "We're just going to give him some of our super villain taste."
Warren finished filling up the super-soakers and began to give each nerd a gun. Andrew and Jonathon held the super-soakers awkwardly and looked to each other for support. Warren, on the other hand, waved his gun around and began to pretend that he was some sort of evil character from his comic books. He ran about the lair hunting invisible vamps and dusting them with the holy water. 'He's even freakier than I am with Star Wars,' Andrew thought as he watched Warren make a fool of himself. On the other hand Jonathon thought, 'Man, I wish I had that much confidence in myself,'
"So, um, what do you think super villains taste like?" Andrew peered over and asked Jonathon.
"I have no clue," Jonathon answered absentmindedly as he kept watching the brave acts of Warren.