Here it is
Level 34: The Pit
Turn around and be shocked at what Murfisimo has become. His wings are huge but he is huge also. He has large Muscular arms. He has short legs but large clubbed feet.
Funky Disco Wolf is there for some reason.
We're coming to you live from the ancient pit by the once again uninhabited valley of Rayman's world. Rayman's world/ what is he/ Larry H. Miller/Well time for some disco
Meanwhile on a distant planet the defeated Rayman villains are using Razorbeard's super satellite.
Andre: Why can't we get revenge
Razorbeard: Because the people want want originality
Mr. Dark: But I'm very energetic.
Razorbeard: That's because you've had the longest break.
Andre: And he has a new passion. Talking.
Mr. D: That's right. The 3d universe rocks
R: Pass the popcorn
Mr. D: But you're a robot
R: You want a piece of me. Do YOU want a piece of ME/Here. I pulled off my hand and you can have it
Mr. D: I'd rather have a piece of Andre
A: So you want a piece of me now/
R: What piece/ He's a frickin' ball.
Havoc breaks out. Back to the fight.
He just moves backward slowly and knocks over trees. Avoid them and keep going around the pit. Now he rises the trees and summons them to you. What you do is pogo on top of it and keep hopping the tress and get close to his face. When you're close he'll make the tree you're on spin. So jump off at the right time before you fall of and smack his face. You'll land on the ground. He'll turn the ground into ice and adds in a few spikes. So try not to slide into them. He'll start throwing tress again. Repeat the process and go back down the slide. Repeat on more time and the ground begins to shake. He raises a circle for you and him to fight on in the air. This platform moves around the sky but that doesn't do anything. He'll launch 3 tornadoes on the platform. They will stay there the whole time so maneuver yourself well. He'll also occasionally throw boulders at you. He also causes the platform to rotate. So be careful. The time to attack is when he throws spikes at you. How this works is he makes walls like a cage around the arena and the walls will launch spikes everywhere. There is always a pattern because there will always be a wall without spikes. Climb as fast as you can avoid spikes and at the top you'll see where he keeps his boulders levitated. Knock a crapload of them onto his head. And he'll take away the wall. Now occasionally he'll make flames pop up near you so keep maneuvering and avoid the tornadoes. Repeat the boulder method twice. Now he has one more attack up his sleeve. When you see him fly up a bit. Get ready to jump because he'll stop the platform from rotating and make it fold. Squashing you. After that. Hopefully you didn't get hurt. He'll make it fold the opposite way causing you to slide. This is the time to attack. As you slide get a windy fist ready and get the windy ball and smack Murfisimo in the face. Repeat this two more times. Then he'll go back to the spikes and hit him another 3 times. Now here it gets dangerous. He sends tornadoes all over the place leaving you without any room to do anything. So he'll take this chance to drop a boulder on you. You'll notice his left hand is red. Some figure leaves a shimmer of light. Before the boulder lands hit it at the right angle to make it bounce to his hands and that's how he makes the platform fold downwards. The tornadoes disappear and you don't get hit. Get a windy ball and smack him one last time. Rayman celebrates but before Murfismo falls he causes the platform to fold inward. You'll get hurt no matter what. So if f you still have a pretty good amount of power you'll stay alive. Congratulations. He's gone. But the platform disintegrates and you're about to fall into the pit. What's going to happen next? You're falling towards the pit and a shimmer of light once again saves you. It turns out to be Little Dude carrying you. Murfisimo has grabbed on to the edge of the pit.
Cut scene: Rayman please give me mercy. Help me up.
Rayman: Why should I do that/ Murfisimo: I promise to be good for the rest of my days and make pie for everyone.
Murfisimo happens to be holding on with one hand. In his other he has a bomb for when Rayman helps him up. Murfisimo slowly gets his bomb out.
Meanwhile Funky Disco Wolf is trying to get his disco ball to work.
FDW: Dang you. Maybe a good smacking' will make you listen to me.
The disco ball knocks Murfisimo in the face and the bomb falls into the pit.
Rayman: So you lied to me, eh.
Murfisimo: That's right I did. Crap, I didn't mean to say that. Oh crap.
Charge your fist at him and he falls into the pit forever.
The crowd roars with pride.
Rayman is the greatest. Rayman is the greatest. No seriously we want to go home.
Rayman: Thanks for saving me Little Dude and you too Funky Disco Wolf.
Funky Disco Wolf: What do you expect from one of your recruits/
Rayman: What/
Funky Disco Wolf: Only 7 of the eleven burned. I'm one of the four. So is a goat man, that ice dude you fought. He turned evil. And the other one was Little Due
Rayman: But I don't remember that.
See you're losing it.
Little Dude; Yes but I regret leaving my village. But your King Xavier of Little Dude-Ville will never abandon you again my people
Rayman: Your name is Xavier/ what was so hard about saying that.
Little Dude: I told you so many times
Rayman: No you didn't.
Little Dude/Xavier: Says you.
So Rayman and all the freed ones went back home by the peaceful fairy Council.
Rayman: I'm starting to doubt that the Valley of Death really is dead.
Murfy: Rayman someone's at the door for you.
Rayman: Who could it be/
Off in the distance Rayman could see a green ball with a hat on. It seemed to have one eye.
Rayman: What the heck.
BTW. Rayman was right about the Valley not being dead. Under the ruins of Murfisimo's palace the statue the trooper had brought to him of a strange creature still stood and now it was beginning to crack.
And that platform with a claw and an "o' on it. Phil was still there and he saw hands began to protrude from it. Is it possible that Rayman will have a good enough break/
The End
Level 34: The Pit
Turn around and be shocked at what Murfisimo has become. His wings are huge but he is huge also. He has large Muscular arms. He has short legs but large clubbed feet.
Funky Disco Wolf is there for some reason.
We're coming to you live from the ancient pit by the once again uninhabited valley of Rayman's world. Rayman's world/ what is he/ Larry H. Miller/Well time for some disco
Meanwhile on a distant planet the defeated Rayman villains are using Razorbeard's super satellite.
Andre: Why can't we get revenge
Razorbeard: Because the people want want originality
Mr. Dark: But I'm very energetic.
Razorbeard: That's because you've had the longest break.
Andre: And he has a new passion. Talking.
Mr. D: That's right. The 3d universe rocks
R: Pass the popcorn
Mr. D: But you're a robot
R: You want a piece of me. Do YOU want a piece of ME/Here. I pulled off my hand and you can have it
Mr. D: I'd rather have a piece of Andre
A: So you want a piece of me now/
R: What piece/ He's a frickin' ball.
Havoc breaks out. Back to the fight.
He just moves backward slowly and knocks over trees. Avoid them and keep going around the pit. Now he rises the trees and summons them to you. What you do is pogo on top of it and keep hopping the tress and get close to his face. When you're close he'll make the tree you're on spin. So jump off at the right time before you fall of and smack his face. You'll land on the ground. He'll turn the ground into ice and adds in a few spikes. So try not to slide into them. He'll start throwing tress again. Repeat the process and go back down the slide. Repeat on more time and the ground begins to shake. He raises a circle for you and him to fight on in the air. This platform moves around the sky but that doesn't do anything. He'll launch 3 tornadoes on the platform. They will stay there the whole time so maneuver yourself well. He'll also occasionally throw boulders at you. He also causes the platform to rotate. So be careful. The time to attack is when he throws spikes at you. How this works is he makes walls like a cage around the arena and the walls will launch spikes everywhere. There is always a pattern because there will always be a wall without spikes. Climb as fast as you can avoid spikes and at the top you'll see where he keeps his boulders levitated. Knock a crapload of them onto his head. And he'll take away the wall. Now occasionally he'll make flames pop up near you so keep maneuvering and avoid the tornadoes. Repeat the boulder method twice. Now he has one more attack up his sleeve. When you see him fly up a bit. Get ready to jump because he'll stop the platform from rotating and make it fold. Squashing you. After that. Hopefully you didn't get hurt. He'll make it fold the opposite way causing you to slide. This is the time to attack. As you slide get a windy fist ready and get the windy ball and smack Murfisimo in the face. Repeat this two more times. Then he'll go back to the spikes and hit him another 3 times. Now here it gets dangerous. He sends tornadoes all over the place leaving you without any room to do anything. So he'll take this chance to drop a boulder on you. You'll notice his left hand is red. Some figure leaves a shimmer of light. Before the boulder lands hit it at the right angle to make it bounce to his hands and that's how he makes the platform fold downwards. The tornadoes disappear and you don't get hit. Get a windy ball and smack him one last time. Rayman celebrates but before Murfismo falls he causes the platform to fold inward. You'll get hurt no matter what. So if f you still have a pretty good amount of power you'll stay alive. Congratulations. He's gone. But the platform disintegrates and you're about to fall into the pit. What's going to happen next? You're falling towards the pit and a shimmer of light once again saves you. It turns out to be Little Dude carrying you. Murfisimo has grabbed on to the edge of the pit.
Cut scene: Rayman please give me mercy. Help me up.
Rayman: Why should I do that/ Murfisimo: I promise to be good for the rest of my days and make pie for everyone.
Murfisimo happens to be holding on with one hand. In his other he has a bomb for when Rayman helps him up. Murfisimo slowly gets his bomb out.
Meanwhile Funky Disco Wolf is trying to get his disco ball to work.
FDW: Dang you. Maybe a good smacking' will make you listen to me.
The disco ball knocks Murfisimo in the face and the bomb falls into the pit.
Rayman: So you lied to me, eh.
Murfisimo: That's right I did. Crap, I didn't mean to say that. Oh crap.
Charge your fist at him and he falls into the pit forever.
The crowd roars with pride.
Rayman is the greatest. Rayman is the greatest. No seriously we want to go home.
Rayman: Thanks for saving me Little Dude and you too Funky Disco Wolf.
Funky Disco Wolf: What do you expect from one of your recruits/
Rayman: What/
Funky Disco Wolf: Only 7 of the eleven burned. I'm one of the four. So is a goat man, that ice dude you fought. He turned evil. And the other one was Little Due
Rayman: But I don't remember that.
See you're losing it.
Little Dude; Yes but I regret leaving my village. But your King Xavier of Little Dude-Ville will never abandon you again my people
Rayman: Your name is Xavier/ what was so hard about saying that.
Little Dude: I told you so many times
Rayman: No you didn't.
Little Dude/Xavier: Says you.
So Rayman and all the freed ones went back home by the peaceful fairy Council.
Rayman: I'm starting to doubt that the Valley of Death really is dead.
Murfy: Rayman someone's at the door for you.
Rayman: Who could it be/
Off in the distance Rayman could see a green ball with a hat on. It seemed to have one eye.
Rayman: What the heck.
BTW. Rayman was right about the Valley not being dead. Under the ruins of Murfisimo's palace the statue the trooper had brought to him of a strange creature still stood and now it was beginning to crack.
And that platform with a claw and an "o' on it. Phil was still there and he saw hands began to protrude from it. Is it possible that Rayman will have a good enough break/
The End