Note: You know what? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I POSTING THE NEXT CHAPTER! As you can see, I'm trying out the whole first person view thing. This time it'll be Vegeta's at the beginning, and Bulma's in the middle, and Vegeta again at the end. Then one or two paragraphs of Bulma to lead off into the next chapter.
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*Scoff* Now I know there's something wrong with the onna. She has been acting quite the opposite of her normal behavior. At first I thought she had given up and had realized that she could not hold off against my will, but her outburst proved me wrong. Grr. I hate it when I'm wrong. She managed to turn Father on, too. I'd bet any sum of money that he's in the royal harem right now. Was it all an act? Is she hiding something? What is she trying to hide? *Sigh* I guess these are questions that have find their answers another time.
We're now turning down into the final corridor to the lab. There the onna will have her memory expanded and her brain filled with facts about Vegetasei, as well as our current situation. Frieza. What a stuck-up asshole. Oh shit. The woman heard me snarl. She's been taking everything so seriously lately. If I didn't know any better, I'd say she was PMSing. Actually, if she really was she'd be screaming right now. And probably at me. *Sigh* I can't wait till the crowning ceremony. Then she just might be suitable to put up with. Great. We're here.
"Woman," I say, turning around. I wait for her to yell something about her name being Bulma, but the blast doesn't come. So I continue. "We're going to have to hook you up to this." I jabbed my head toward a large machine. It had a bed like place to lie down on, and then the cord extended down from the ceiling, which the machine was covering. Without a word, she climbs up onto the bed part and lies down, closing her eyes. That's so strange. She is definitely not herself today. Must be the air of Vegetasei. It's a lot hotter here than on Chikyuu. Must be melting her brain or something.
The soft humming of the machine starts as those bionic scientists program it. Androids aren't so bad, at least not when they're doing meaningful things. I can see the woman's expression change from one of uncomfort to one of wonder. Her mouth is slightly open and her eyelids are fluttering open and shut. I can almost see the data processing through her brilliant mind. Where did that come from? Stop it Vegeta, stop it! You do not love that woman and that is final, so just shut the hell up about her. Humph. Now then, about those scientists. They're just too brainy for their own good. I mean, I'm surprised their heads don't explode when they get too much info, especially the woman! Gaaah! The woman! Stop it! Oh, shit. Maybe I shouldn't have hit myself. I just remembered they have security cameras. Shit, shit, shit, shit. Uh, act natural. Just cross your arms. OK. There. Oh, great. The process is done. I did that all for nothing!? *Sigh* The woman's getting up.
There's that damn woman again. Will she never cease to be in my head!? Uhg. I seriously need to train. Man. She's so close. I can feel the heat radiating off her body. I just wanna… No! Stop. Back away! Before she sees you! Don't try that again! How much dumber could I get??? OK. Keep yourself under control. Just keep walking. But she's just… so… close… I just wanna…
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What's up with Vegeta? He's probably wondering what the hell is going on with me, but that's the price he pays. What is that look. I can't quite place it. Man. That was cool. Now I know all this stuff about Vegetasei. I also know about the situation with Frieza. I can't believe that evil tyrant is going to wipe out the planet. We need to do something! That's why he chose me. His father said to choose someone intelligent so that they could devise a plan. Well, I won't let them down. I know Vegeta is a prick, but that doesn't necessarily mean the whole race is full of Vegetas, does it?
What the hell? Why is he eyeing me? And the time he smacked himself in the lab is evidence that something's up. I could hear the "smack!" He, he. He doesn't know that I know. Poor Veggie. What? What is he doing??? Is he…leaning on me??? What the f**k is going on? Great. He has split personalities. He caught himself. Oh, shit. He's doing it again. Oh…oh no! He's kissing me! OH MY JESUS F*CKING CHRIST HE IS GOD DAMN KISSING ME!!! What to do! What to do! You know what, that feels good… Wait stop. This is Vegeta. But I don't wanna stop. Wait. What am I doing. DID I JUST DO THAT!? WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH ME. STOP! I can't. It's… just…
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Heh, heh, heh. She's kissing back. She's even wrapping her arms around my neck. Heh, heh, heh. And I'm carrying her, too. Like one of those dances where the man is holding the woman around the waist and she's holding on to him by the neck. You know-
"Uh… Vegeta sir?" Oh, shit. OH, SHIT! I just dropped her! I still have time to straighten myself up.
"What is it?" I snap. "Can't you see that I'm busy?" Oh, Kami. Wrong thing to say.
"It's just that the King wants to see you sir." He's new. I can tell by the way his voice is shaking.
"Fine," I say, smirking. "Tell him I'm coming." He ran off. I look down at the onna, who is looking up at me surprised. "I'll be right back woman," I say while helping her up. I walk away down the hall. Wait. I need to tell her something, uh, important, yeah! I stop and turn around.
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OMG. I was just kissing Vegeta. I was just kissing Vegeta. I WAS JUST KISSING VEGETA! *Sigh* Maybe he does love me. I can't help but stare as he walks away. Especially at his ass. ^.^ Naughty, naughty Bulma! Oh, shit. He's turning around. He smirks at me. "We'll finish this some other time, woman," he says before walking off. OMG. He's so sexy, and hot, and, and, wait. Did he just call me woman?
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Bulma, Bulma, Bulma. You just can't see the bigger picture, can you? Well, next chapter up soon. Please review!