Note: You know what? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! Here's the next chappie. Starts with Vegeta. I think you'll be able to tell who each of the other people are.
Lots of cursing in this one, and extensive use of the 'f' word.
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"What is it?" I say, busting open the throne room doors with one kick. Who gives a fuck about chipping the 'expensive' picture on the door? He just got in the way between my woman and me!
"Get your ass in here!" he roars at me. Since it sounds important, I guess I'll just come in. "Good! You can take orders! Frieza's here!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN FRIEZA'S HERE!? DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE IMPORTANT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!?" I think I may have said that a little too loud.
"BECAUSE BEING THE LITTLE FUCK UP YOU ARE, YOU DIDN'T COME SOONER! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO GET READY!!!!!" What the fuck is he playing at? He could have ruined my hearing! Whatever. Better go get ready. I hope whatever the prick's up to, it's gonna be fast. I've got some business to finish with the woman.
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I think I need to lie down. That was… unexpected. Oh shit! What's he going to do when he gets back!? I'll just take care of it when it hits me. For now, I've got some preening to do. Fuck it! Let him having my spirit. What a kiss!
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Ah, yes. Soon, I'll be able to repay that race of arrogant monkeys. But first, I have to take care of Vegeta. My brilliance is so high it's funny! After I take care of the monkeys, nothing will stop me from dominating the universe! "AHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAH!" (AN: You know that freakish laugh he has! Work with me people!)
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This is ridiculous! The Prince of all Saiyans does not need to stand at the landing dock to wait on some reptile! Uugg! I know that lizard is up to something, but I can't place it yet. I'll just have to keep my eyes open.
There's the amphibious wreck, Zarbon. He needs to dig a hole and bury himself in it. He's like a dog, waiting on Frieza's every command. It's disgusting! *Spit* There's the slab of pink lard, Dodoria. Luckily, he won't be coming staying because he's got "important business" to do. I swear I've seen houseplants that are capable of beating him up!
Hopefully, that brilliant mind of my soon-to-be wife will do when it comes to the battle. Frieza's coming to ask Father to sign a treaty, but he already knows Father won't have it. We're heading strait for war with Frieza's army, just like Frieza hopes. For once, Father is doing something right. I would much rather die than be in the service of that horny bastard. The whole planet has been ready to go since yesterday morning.
And there's the purple freak himself! Look at him! Smirking as if he owns the planet… I could puke! And now we all have to follow him in a line to the debate room. Wonderful. What a day today's going to be. Looks like we're starting.
"Your Highness," the freak started, waving his tail to and fro, "I've got an excellent offer for you!" The King raised his eyebrow as if intrigued. It's not like he really was or anything.
"Oh?" he replied as supposed to.
The clown smiled that idiotic grin. "Yes, here are the terms…" We already know what the terms are going to be. To join his empire, basically. Father will refuse, and Bardock will transmission across the galaxy. Bardock is right where he is supposed to be: behind Frieza. Bardock has a unique ability called instant transmission. He's to grab Frieza, transmission, let go, and transmission back. If he doesn't make it back, it will be publicized that he died in battle, a Saiyan's greatest dream. His family's going to be honored either way.
"I'm going to give you your own empire." Frieza said. What!? No joining his empire? Shit! We hadn't planned for this at all! What the fuck!? There's a catch. He's up to something.
Father is smiling! What the fuck!? No he is not!
"OK. I accept!" Fool! He's tricking us! If he gives us an empire, his name will be put under as a supporter, thereby making us at an alliance with Frieza! Idiot! Does he not think before he acts? It is the same as joining his empire, just not as blunt! If he 'gives' us our own empire, we will still be under his command! He could threaten to take our empire away, and I know for a fact he's not going to give us an army big enough to even scratch his! What an incompetent fool! NOOOOOOO! He's signing it! I'm too late! Mental note: make sure the Prince's seat is closer to the King's seat, and not across lengthwise. Shit. I've got to knock some sense into the fool.
"Father! I need to speak with you, NOW!"
"I think I will be going now," Frieza says. At least he's not that dumb. He knows when royalty 'needs to talk' it's going to be bad. He may be able to stop us strength wise but I must admit we Saiyans can give him the biggest headache the universe could ever imagine! Good, he's gone.
"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!?"
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Ahahahah! What a 'sweet' family. He should have known that Saiyans scream so loud you can hear them through supposedly 'sound proof' walls. I can hear them through the ship, and we're taking off!
"DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU LITTLE FUCKER! YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THE MATTER WHATSOEVER!"
"YOUR NOT FIT TO BE KING! MAYBE ONCE I BECOME KING YOU'LL SEE THAT YOU WERE STUPID AND BLIND! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU SIGNED THAT SHIT! EITHER WAY WE'RE UNDER HIS COMMAND!!!"
Maybe they're not as stupid as they look. Veggie there is quite clever. It's too late now. *Chuckle* Oh, the look on Vegeta's face was priceless! He even leaned forward on the table! Ahahah! Oh, *Wipes away a tear* that was good! I have to tell Father about this! *Picks up space phone*
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Well, at least I've got one good thing to look forward to: the woman. That's a relief. I hope she doesn't have one of her mood swings. That would be…*Shudder* horrible. Stay put, my Queen. I'm coming to get you!
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Yeah, I know. Lame ending. Please review! Well, actually, never mind. You guys NEVER review when I ask you to, so why start now? Glares at the readers accusingly.