Authors Note: Well here's the next chapter. I'm writing 2 stories at once! So anyway, on with the story!!! Oh, and a special thanks to Lone-Strider, for being my first ever reviewer!!! Oh, and everyone, please read my other story, A Lily Doesn't Stay Closed Forever. The first Chapter isn't that good, but read on, it gets better. Thanks!

Disclaimer: I own, I own, the mushroom surprise!!!!!! Don,don,don!!!!!!!!! Anything u recognize belongs to J.K. Rowling.

Chapter 2: How much is that real food in the painting?

James and Sirius had explained the story to Remus. Ohhhhh, Remus replied. So that's why your mom threw that vase at me when I asked her where you were.

James and Sirius laughed. Come on Sirius whispered to them. They followed him into his mom's room. It's Wednesday and Shawn (Mr. Black) is cooking frightening food Sirius whispered to a painting of a bowl of fruit. The picture disappeared and they found themselves in a secret room. Remus looked around. So did James.

My dad cooks dinner on Wednesdays to improve his cooking Sirius said. No you wouldn't know James, you've never been here on a Wednesday. Sirius's mom handed them a plate of food. Eat it all boys, it's all you get. Now Carrie, she said. You say you don't feel good and go upstairs to your room. Sirius, you feed yours to the dog (Mane) when he's not looking. James. You say you're not up to eating because your thinking about what happened last night. Remus. You say you had a big lunch. I'll say I'm on a no whatever he cooks diet. Ok, break!

********************************Kitchen*****************************

Fifteen minutes later they were all at the table. Daddy, said Carrie. I don't feel good. May I be excused?

Of course dear. Go up to bed, he replied.

Dear, said Mrs. Black. I'm on a new on mushroom eating diet. Mr. Black had made mushroom surprise. It was potatoes mixed with mushrooms, carrots, cabbage, and some strange brown stuff. James could swear he had seen it move.

Oh, okay, he said.

While this was happening, Sirius had emptied his mushroom surprise in the dog bowl.

Oh you've finished! His dad said.

Yep, Sirius said getting up.

I had a big lunch, Remus said quickly.

Ok, Mr. Black replied, oblivious to the fact that everyone was escaping the mushroom surprise, except the dog.

James had his face as blank as possible. I can't eat after what happened last night, he said dully.

I understand James, Mr. Black said kindly. Just go upstairs with Sirius and try not to think about it. Ok?

Ok, he said.

The three boys retreated upstairs. Was that stuff MOVING? James asked Sirius

I don't doght it, he replied sadly. Poor dad. We've gone through this for three years and his cooking still hasn't gotten any better. Remus are you spending the night?

I guess so.

Great Sirius and James answered in usion.

********************************Morning**************************

The next morning it was raining.

Time for plan, Sirius checked a list, 872.

They slowly walked down the stairs with dung bombs, filbisters fireworks, and stink pellets.

On 3. 1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They set off all the stuff and ran for their lives. They ran outside and into Sirius and James secret clubhouse.

That was bloody brilliant!!! Panted Sirius.

You can say that again, James said laughing.

That was bloody brilliant!!! He said again. I think those might have been permanent smell.

You can't be serious, Remus exclaimed.

I'm always Sirius, he said just as James said, He's always Sirius.
Remus rolled his eyes. I'm surrounded by idiots, he muttered. Suddenly there was a loud pound on the door. What was that?

Authors note: Sorry It's so short! I'm not continuing this story unless I get some reviews for my other story. Please check it out. I think it's better than this one. I will continue both stories once I get some reviews so please, please review this story and read my other one. Thanks everyone!!!!