YPP: Haha!!! It's me!!! With Yami Bakura, and a whole lot of torture
devices
ordered off Ebay!!!
Bakura: NOOOO!!!!
PP: *cough* *clears throat*
YPP: *whimper*
PP: *glare*
Bakura: Oh stop it with the actions already!!!
PP: As you wish, darling...
Bakura: *face fault*
PP: Well, vacation is here and I'm back in charge. Bakura, out of the
way!
YPP: *growl*
Bakura: All hail Phire Phoenix!!! Oh, and burn Yami Phire Phoenix for
me,
please...*runs off*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Camp Flamethrower
By Phire Phoenix Chan
Chapter four
To kill or not to kill
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Author's note: Yes, yes, I'm sorry I haven't been updating. The end of the year stress was getting to me. But I'll be devoting my attention to all of my fics until they are all finished. The priorities are as follows: Scrolls of the Past, the First Vacation, Camp Flamethrower, It's a Chibi's Life and Random Rants.
I'll be working on each fic separately, but that doesn't mean that there won't be updates. While the main fic will receive an update once a day or in two days, there will be one chapter out for the other fics every once in a while.
Until then - cheers!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Flashback: The gang arrives at Camp Flamethrower - as they walk into the mess hall, expecting to hear the usual boring speech, they encounter - Ryou and Bakura, leading a whole array of _living_ Duel Monsters.
Mystical Elf wrinkled her nose at the gaping group of spectators, and Change of Heart winked. She flew over to Joey and touched his forehead. Instantly, he stood up and walked towards Bakura confidently. Yugi groaned.
"What is it, Aibou?" Yami asked in a horrified whisper, still looking at Bakura.
"Joey - Change of Heart - Joey's been converted by Change of Heart's magical abilities." Yami closed his eyes and shook his head. Just what they needed. Camp Counsellors with magical abilities and an undoubtedly evil mind as Bakura is the one guiding them.
"What are you doing, puppy?" Kaiba demanded loudly, breaking the silence. Joey turned around, and Tea screamed at the blank look in his eyes. Instantly, Tristan pounced on her.
"Shut up, you moron!!!" Tea held her mouth.
"Why? What are you afraid of?" She inquired quietly. Tristan scratched the back of his head, thinking hard.
"Uh...I don't know...but they always do that in horror movies." Everyone in the room, including the Silver Fangs sweat dropped. Bakura snapped his fingers and Joey shook his head, life coming back into his eyes. Bakura laughed and gestured for silence. This he wasn't granted, but he started talking anyway.
"Welcome to Camp Flamethrower, the best camp in the state and the only one that will teach you what you need to know in order to survive!" Yugi gulped. "I'm Bakura, and this here is my assistant, Ryou. I believe you are familiar with my helpers, Change, Mystic and Celtic. The two Silver Fangs are there to make sure you don't escape. But don't worry, they are very well trained." He cackled.
"Now listen here, mister! I don't know who you are or what you're trying to pull, but I ain't intimidated by you! Your monsters don't even look real! Isn't that right, Teddy?" Rebecca spoke up. A vein throbbed on Bakura's temple. Everyone else in the camp turned to her and shouted. "Shut Up!" She was the only one who wasn't familiar with the Millennium Items, and that could cost her. Even Marik was holding back, as the monsters would start attacking him before he had the time to summon his own.
Bakura smiled nastily. "Now, now, little girl, this is a Duel Monsters camp. Of course there will be Duel Monsters. And I'm sure that you will be convinced of our quality in a matter of days." Ryou tugged at his sleeve and sent him a warning look. Bakura rolled his eyes. "And now, back to business. Your cabins are as follows..."
"Wait just a minute there, buster!" Rebecca's shrill voice cut through again. Pegasus looked as though he was really looking forward to whatever the kind little girl had to say. Croquet, on the other hand, looked nervous. "Even if this is a Duel Monsters Camp, why did you dress them up in camp clothes??? Celtic Guardian's outfit was way cool!" Celtic blushed and tried not to look too smug. Bakura disregarded her, causing her to harrumph and turn to her Teddy Bear for consolation."In Cabin one, overseen by Dark Magician, are..." He smirked at Yugi, whose heart fell. "Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Joey Wheeler and Tristan Tailor." Three of the four residents groaned, and Yugi sniffled. "In Cabin two, overseen by Dark Magician Girl, are Tea Gardner, Mai Valentine, Isis Ishtar and Rebecca Hawkins." Rebecca clapped her hands delightedly and hugged her teddy bear closer to herself. The other three girls looked at each other and sighed dejectedly.
"In Cabin three, overseen by Celtic Guardian, are Malik Ishtar, Marik Ishtar, Yugi Motou and Yami Motou.""Yami Pharaoh." Yami muttered under his breath. Bakura acted as though he didn't hear him, which, indeed, he didn't. Malik snickered, Marik scowled, Yugi glared, Yami sulked. All was good.
"In Cabin four, overseen by Black Lustre Soldier, are Maximillion Pegasus, Croquet, Solomon Motou and Duke Devlin." Devlin almost feinted from admiration. Bakura frowned at him, then looked down at his list again.
"Hmm. Serenity Wheeler will be staying with Change of Heart, Red Archery Girl and Gyakutenno Megami." Serenity grinned at Change of Heart, who winked back. Rebecca stared at her in jealousy.
"Lucky Chick." The other three girls muttered in unison. "Not having to stay with that, that..." They didn't finish their analogy as Bakura started speaking again.
"Ryou and myself will be staying with the Magician of Black Chaos as well as Flame Swordsman in Cabin five. Cabin six is off limits and I suggest you do not go there, as Gaia, the Fierce Knight and Curse of Dragon will be standing watch."
"What does he keep in Cabin six?" Yami asked the others, not bothering to keep his voice down.
"Torture devices." Malik answered. The others cringed.
"And you would know because..." Devlin demanded.
"I have them at my house, and every self respecting evil person would have them." Again, a group cringe.
"All right, all right!" Bakura snapped. "The only rules in this camp are: Survive the length of two weeks, Stay in one piece, and keep off the lake, unless you want to meet the Great White before you're scheduled to."
"Who's the Great White again?" Tea asked quizzically. Yugi took out his deck and sorted through it until he'd found it and flashed it in her face. With a squeal, she toppled backwards and off her part of the bench, landing head first on the floor.
"Ouch." Joey commented, looking at her pained face. Mai sighed and signalled to Isis. Together, they carried her off to cabin two, closely followed by Rebecca.
The others stood up as well. Yami spared time for a parting shot.
"If you hurt anyone, tomb robber, you'll deal with me."
"Can we please spare the theatrics?"
"Fine. Come, Yugi, we have much to do."
"What are we going to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Yugi. Try to take over the - "
"But Yami, I thought that was Malik's job..."
"Oh, so it is. Sorry, buddy."
"Ok, ok, get out of here!" Croquet snarled, pushing the two out of the door, shaking his head hopelessly.
*** *** ***
Night settled. Let's take a look inside the cabins then, shall we?
Cabin One: Dark Magician: The Kaiba Brothers and the Dunce Duo - eh, I mean Joey and Tristan.
"Stop Whining Puppy Dog!"
"Don't call me puppy dog! And besides, I'm not whining! I'm saying the truth!!! This cot is hard as wood!"
"Well live with it, buddy."
"Well Tristan, can I see your bed?"
"No way, you're not coming near me."
"Big Brother, can you make these two be quiet? I'm trying to fine tune my deck!"
"Atta boy, Mokuba. Morons, shut up!"
"Come on, Kaiba, be nice, will you?"
"I'm not talking to any favourite of Yugi's"
"*sighs*"
"I repeat, shut up you morons!"
"Yeah, what my brother said!"
"You shut up yourself!!!"
"No, you shut up!!!"
"How'd you like a pillow in your face, huh?"
"Why you cringing little puppy dog..."
"Ow! That smarts!"
"Hey, I'm the innocent one - oof"
"Heh, you're as innocent as Joey is!"
"What's that supposed to mean, squirt?"
"Calm Down everyone, calm - well that does it!"
"HYAH!!!!"
Ah well, nothing unexpected.
Cabin Two: Dark Magician Girl: Isis, Mai, Tea and ultra Brat. Did I say that out loud? I mean Rebecca.
"Hey Isis, can I borrow your brush?"
"Sure Tea, here you go."
"Man, you two have seriously little things."
"Well not everyone needs five suitcases just for two weeks, Mai."
"Well don't blame me. I need three suitcases of clothes, one suitcase of makeup and one of magazines, not to mention pictures of boys."
"Three suitcases of clothes?"
"Hmm...yeah, what's wrong with that? I have to keep up my appearance you know."
"Oh wow! You really do look like the Dark Magician Girl! Isn't that right, teddy?"
"Ruff! Yup, Rebecca, she sure does!"
"*Sweatdrop* How old are you, little girl?"
"I'm eight, that's not little, Dark Magician Girl! Hey, can I call you DMG???"
"DMG?"
"You know, her initials."
"Rebecca, I don't think Dark Magician Girl would like a name that sounds like a car."
"Well what do you know, cheerleader!"
"Well that was uncalled for, Rebecca, was that your name? And Tea, I'm fine with DMG."
"All right! It's a cool name, isn't it, Teddy?"
"*snicker* DMG. Well I'll be."
"Yeah, I know. DMG."
"Oh, cut it out you two. Don't ruin the fantasies of a little girl."
"I'm NOT little!!! I'm eight!!!"
"*sighs exasperatedly* All right, young lady."
"That's better."
"*mutters* Cheerleader...she called me a cheerleader...cheerleader...Friends don't call each other names!!! We must all be friends!!! Friendship is good!!!"
"Oh stuff it, Tea. Let me have some peace. It's time for my beauty regime."
"Urgh, Mai, what's that stuff you're smearing on your face?"
"It's a special facial crème. You want some, Isis?"
"No thanks."
"Have it your way."
"DMG, I'm scared!!!"
"Of what, little - young lady?"
"Her face..."
Hmm...seems to be going well enough.
Cabin three: Celtic Guardian: Mr. Pharaoh Pants, Vertically Challenged, Possessed Yami and equally possessed Hikari. I mean...oh who am I kidding? These are all freaks! *sees advancing fangirls* I mean...hehe...put down the torches...that's right, people, nice and easy...
"Yami!!!!!"
"What is it, aibou?"
"Marik has an evil grin on his face!"
"Oh, so now you control my facial features, too, eh, Pharaoh Wanna Be?"
"I'm not a pharaoh wanna be, I am the pharaoh!"
"Right"
"*growl*"
"Hey, Yugi, let's watch our Yamis fight.:
"Erm...why should we revel in them fighting?"
"Because it's fun, you doofus."
"Oh. It is?"
"Yes!"
"Right."
"You're pathetic."
"Hey Yami."
"Yeah?"
"Let's watch our Hikaris fight."
"Heck, why not."
"Yami!!"
"Sorry Yugi."
"You know, that wasn't very nice."
"You're right, Yugi. I'm sorry."
"Hey Malik!"
"Yes Marik?"
"Let's watch Yugi scold Yami."
"Sure."
"Have you two nothing beter to do than to watch other people be miserable?"
"Oh, Yugi, I didn't know you were miserable. Are you?"
"*sigh* Forget it Yami. Let's just get some shut-eye."
"Good idea."
"Turn off that light, Malik."
"Why should I?"
"*growls*"
"*whimpers*"
*click*
"That's better."
"Marik, you're pathetic."
"Shut up. I command the rod."
"*snore*"
"Hey! Don't sleep when I'm talking to you!"
*snore*
*snore*
*snore*
"Oooh...these people...I'll have their heads for...it...but...in...the...morning...zzzzzzzzz"
*blinks* I won't even try to comment
Cabin four: Red Archery Girl, Change of Heart and Mystical Elf: Serenity, the only normal person around here...
"Wow, this is great!"
"Yeah I know. You're the only girl in the whole camp who gets to stay
with
normal, um, Monsters"
"Seriously. We all understand each other here, Red and Change and I"
"But that Dark Magician Girl, have you seen her outfit?
"I agree"
"I think she's quite nice"
"You were the one who bashed her in the first place"
"Oh, so I was."
"Come on gals, she's Change of Heart, what do you expect"
"You're right, Serenity."
"Thank you Mystic."
"So who do you think is the hottest monster?"
"Red!"
"What?"
"I'm a human girl, remember?"
"Oh yeah...ok, so who do you think is the hottest male?"
"Well I like Black Lustre Soldier."
"Malik is hot!"
"Only a human would think that – no offence, Serenity."
"None taken. I like the Dark Magician."
"I like Black Lustre, too."
"I like Yami."
"I thought you liked Malik – never mind..."
*sweatdrop* Somebody get Change of Heart a counselor
Cabin five: psychotic tomb robber and Hikari: Silver Fang, Magician of
Black Chaos.
"Five?"
"Go Fish"
"*bark*"
"Don't laugh at me"
"Come on, Bakura, don't be a sore loser."
"Just get on with it, mortal."
"I thought we agreed not to use that term? I prefer Assistant."
"Anyways, /assistant/, it's your turn."
"Hmm...Chaos, do you have any sevens?"
"Yup, here you go."
"ARGH!!!!"
"What's wrong, Manager?"
"Why does everyone get the card they want but me?"
"I don't know. Do you have 8's?"
"Go Fish."
"Bakura..."
"Fine Ryou. Take your stupid 8, Chaos."
"I win!"
"Curses."
Erm...ok...that was...well...how shall I put this...let's...it's...um...UNTO THE NEXT CABIN!!!
Cabin six: Gaia the Fierce Knight, Curse of Dragon: Stash of Torture Devices
"Snore"
Hmm, well, gotta let Bakura know. Oh, no, wait. He's busy being a sore loser.
*** *** ***
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ordered off Ebay!!!
Bakura: NOOOO!!!!
PP: *cough* *clears throat*
YPP: *whimper*
PP: *glare*
Bakura: Oh stop it with the actions already!!!
PP: As you wish, darling...
Bakura: *face fault*
PP: Well, vacation is here and I'm back in charge. Bakura, out of the
way!
YPP: *growl*
Bakura: All hail Phire Phoenix!!! Oh, and burn Yami Phire Phoenix for
me,
please...*runs off*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Camp Flamethrower
By Phire Phoenix Chan
Chapter four
To kill or not to kill
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Author's note: Yes, yes, I'm sorry I haven't been updating. The end of the year stress was getting to me. But I'll be devoting my attention to all of my fics until they are all finished. The priorities are as follows: Scrolls of the Past, the First Vacation, Camp Flamethrower, It's a Chibi's Life and Random Rants.
I'll be working on each fic separately, but that doesn't mean that there won't be updates. While the main fic will receive an update once a day or in two days, there will be one chapter out for the other fics every once in a while.
Until then - cheers!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Flashback: The gang arrives at Camp Flamethrower - as they walk into the mess hall, expecting to hear the usual boring speech, they encounter - Ryou and Bakura, leading a whole array of _living_ Duel Monsters.
Mystical Elf wrinkled her nose at the gaping group of spectators, and Change of Heart winked. She flew over to Joey and touched his forehead. Instantly, he stood up and walked towards Bakura confidently. Yugi groaned.
"What is it, Aibou?" Yami asked in a horrified whisper, still looking at Bakura.
"Joey - Change of Heart - Joey's been converted by Change of Heart's magical abilities." Yami closed his eyes and shook his head. Just what they needed. Camp Counsellors with magical abilities and an undoubtedly evil mind as Bakura is the one guiding them.
"What are you doing, puppy?" Kaiba demanded loudly, breaking the silence. Joey turned around, and Tea screamed at the blank look in his eyes. Instantly, Tristan pounced on her.
"Shut up, you moron!!!" Tea held her mouth.
"Why? What are you afraid of?" She inquired quietly. Tristan scratched the back of his head, thinking hard.
"Uh...I don't know...but they always do that in horror movies." Everyone in the room, including the Silver Fangs sweat dropped. Bakura snapped his fingers and Joey shook his head, life coming back into his eyes. Bakura laughed and gestured for silence. This he wasn't granted, but he started talking anyway.
"Welcome to Camp Flamethrower, the best camp in the state and the only one that will teach you what you need to know in order to survive!" Yugi gulped. "I'm Bakura, and this here is my assistant, Ryou. I believe you are familiar with my helpers, Change, Mystic and Celtic. The two Silver Fangs are there to make sure you don't escape. But don't worry, they are very well trained." He cackled.
"Now listen here, mister! I don't know who you are or what you're trying to pull, but I ain't intimidated by you! Your monsters don't even look real! Isn't that right, Teddy?" Rebecca spoke up. A vein throbbed on Bakura's temple. Everyone else in the camp turned to her and shouted. "Shut Up!" She was the only one who wasn't familiar with the Millennium Items, and that could cost her. Even Marik was holding back, as the monsters would start attacking him before he had the time to summon his own.
Bakura smiled nastily. "Now, now, little girl, this is a Duel Monsters camp. Of course there will be Duel Monsters. And I'm sure that you will be convinced of our quality in a matter of days." Ryou tugged at his sleeve and sent him a warning look. Bakura rolled his eyes. "And now, back to business. Your cabins are as follows..."
"Wait just a minute there, buster!" Rebecca's shrill voice cut through again. Pegasus looked as though he was really looking forward to whatever the kind little girl had to say. Croquet, on the other hand, looked nervous. "Even if this is a Duel Monsters Camp, why did you dress them up in camp clothes??? Celtic Guardian's outfit was way cool!" Celtic blushed and tried not to look too smug. Bakura disregarded her, causing her to harrumph and turn to her Teddy Bear for consolation."In Cabin one, overseen by Dark Magician, are..." He smirked at Yugi, whose heart fell. "Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Joey Wheeler and Tristan Tailor." Three of the four residents groaned, and Yugi sniffled. "In Cabin two, overseen by Dark Magician Girl, are Tea Gardner, Mai Valentine, Isis Ishtar and Rebecca Hawkins." Rebecca clapped her hands delightedly and hugged her teddy bear closer to herself. The other three girls looked at each other and sighed dejectedly.
"In Cabin three, overseen by Celtic Guardian, are Malik Ishtar, Marik Ishtar, Yugi Motou and Yami Motou.""Yami Pharaoh." Yami muttered under his breath. Bakura acted as though he didn't hear him, which, indeed, he didn't. Malik snickered, Marik scowled, Yugi glared, Yami sulked. All was good.
"In Cabin four, overseen by Black Lustre Soldier, are Maximillion Pegasus, Croquet, Solomon Motou and Duke Devlin." Devlin almost feinted from admiration. Bakura frowned at him, then looked down at his list again.
"Hmm. Serenity Wheeler will be staying with Change of Heart, Red Archery Girl and Gyakutenno Megami." Serenity grinned at Change of Heart, who winked back. Rebecca stared at her in jealousy.
"Lucky Chick." The other three girls muttered in unison. "Not having to stay with that, that..." They didn't finish their analogy as Bakura started speaking again.
"Ryou and myself will be staying with the Magician of Black Chaos as well as Flame Swordsman in Cabin five. Cabin six is off limits and I suggest you do not go there, as Gaia, the Fierce Knight and Curse of Dragon will be standing watch."
"What does he keep in Cabin six?" Yami asked the others, not bothering to keep his voice down.
"Torture devices." Malik answered. The others cringed.
"And you would know because..." Devlin demanded.
"I have them at my house, and every self respecting evil person would have them." Again, a group cringe.
"All right, all right!" Bakura snapped. "The only rules in this camp are: Survive the length of two weeks, Stay in one piece, and keep off the lake, unless you want to meet the Great White before you're scheduled to."
"Who's the Great White again?" Tea asked quizzically. Yugi took out his deck and sorted through it until he'd found it and flashed it in her face. With a squeal, she toppled backwards and off her part of the bench, landing head first on the floor.
"Ouch." Joey commented, looking at her pained face. Mai sighed and signalled to Isis. Together, they carried her off to cabin two, closely followed by Rebecca.
The others stood up as well. Yami spared time for a parting shot.
"If you hurt anyone, tomb robber, you'll deal with me."
"Can we please spare the theatrics?"
"Fine. Come, Yugi, we have much to do."
"What are we going to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Yugi. Try to take over the - "
"But Yami, I thought that was Malik's job..."
"Oh, so it is. Sorry, buddy."
"Ok, ok, get out of here!" Croquet snarled, pushing the two out of the door, shaking his head hopelessly.
*** *** ***
Night settled. Let's take a look inside the cabins then, shall we?
Cabin One: Dark Magician: The Kaiba Brothers and the Dunce Duo - eh, I mean Joey and Tristan.
"Stop Whining Puppy Dog!"
"Don't call me puppy dog! And besides, I'm not whining! I'm saying the truth!!! This cot is hard as wood!"
"Well live with it, buddy."
"Well Tristan, can I see your bed?"
"No way, you're not coming near me."
"Big Brother, can you make these two be quiet? I'm trying to fine tune my deck!"
"Atta boy, Mokuba. Morons, shut up!"
"Come on, Kaiba, be nice, will you?"
"I'm not talking to any favourite of Yugi's"
"*sighs*"
"I repeat, shut up you morons!"
"Yeah, what my brother said!"
"You shut up yourself!!!"
"No, you shut up!!!"
"How'd you like a pillow in your face, huh?"
"Why you cringing little puppy dog..."
"Ow! That smarts!"
"Hey, I'm the innocent one - oof"
"Heh, you're as innocent as Joey is!"
"What's that supposed to mean, squirt?"
"Calm Down everyone, calm - well that does it!"
"HYAH!!!!"
Ah well, nothing unexpected.
Cabin Two: Dark Magician Girl: Isis, Mai, Tea and ultra Brat. Did I say that out loud? I mean Rebecca.
"Hey Isis, can I borrow your brush?"
"Sure Tea, here you go."
"Man, you two have seriously little things."
"Well not everyone needs five suitcases just for two weeks, Mai."
"Well don't blame me. I need three suitcases of clothes, one suitcase of makeup and one of magazines, not to mention pictures of boys."
"Three suitcases of clothes?"
"Hmm...yeah, what's wrong with that? I have to keep up my appearance you know."
"Oh wow! You really do look like the Dark Magician Girl! Isn't that right, teddy?"
"Ruff! Yup, Rebecca, she sure does!"
"*Sweatdrop* How old are you, little girl?"
"I'm eight, that's not little, Dark Magician Girl! Hey, can I call you DMG???"
"DMG?"
"You know, her initials."
"Rebecca, I don't think Dark Magician Girl would like a name that sounds like a car."
"Well what do you know, cheerleader!"
"Well that was uncalled for, Rebecca, was that your name? And Tea, I'm fine with DMG."
"All right! It's a cool name, isn't it, Teddy?"
"*snicker* DMG. Well I'll be."
"Yeah, I know. DMG."
"Oh, cut it out you two. Don't ruin the fantasies of a little girl."
"I'm NOT little!!! I'm eight!!!"
"*sighs exasperatedly* All right, young lady."
"That's better."
"*mutters* Cheerleader...she called me a cheerleader...cheerleader...Friends don't call each other names!!! We must all be friends!!! Friendship is good!!!"
"Oh stuff it, Tea. Let me have some peace. It's time for my beauty regime."
"Urgh, Mai, what's that stuff you're smearing on your face?"
"It's a special facial crème. You want some, Isis?"
"No thanks."
"Have it your way."
"DMG, I'm scared!!!"
"Of what, little - young lady?"
"Her face..."
Hmm...seems to be going well enough.
Cabin three: Celtic Guardian: Mr. Pharaoh Pants, Vertically Challenged, Possessed Yami and equally possessed Hikari. I mean...oh who am I kidding? These are all freaks! *sees advancing fangirls* I mean...hehe...put down the torches...that's right, people, nice and easy...
"Yami!!!!!"
"What is it, aibou?"
"Marik has an evil grin on his face!"
"Oh, so now you control my facial features, too, eh, Pharaoh Wanna Be?"
"I'm not a pharaoh wanna be, I am the pharaoh!"
"Right"
"*growl*"
"Hey, Yugi, let's watch our Yamis fight.:
"Erm...why should we revel in them fighting?"
"Because it's fun, you doofus."
"Oh. It is?"
"Yes!"
"Right."
"You're pathetic."
"Hey Yami."
"Yeah?"
"Let's watch our Hikaris fight."
"Heck, why not."
"Yami!!"
"Sorry Yugi."
"You know, that wasn't very nice."
"You're right, Yugi. I'm sorry."
"Hey Malik!"
"Yes Marik?"
"Let's watch Yugi scold Yami."
"Sure."
"Have you two nothing beter to do than to watch other people be miserable?"
"Oh, Yugi, I didn't know you were miserable. Are you?"
"*sigh* Forget it Yami. Let's just get some shut-eye."
"Good idea."
"Turn off that light, Malik."
"Why should I?"
"*growls*"
"*whimpers*"
*click*
"That's better."
"Marik, you're pathetic."
"Shut up. I command the rod."
"*snore*"
"Hey! Don't sleep when I'm talking to you!"
*snore*
*snore*
*snore*
"Oooh...these people...I'll have their heads for...it...but...in...the...morning...zzzzzzzzz"
*blinks* I won't even try to comment
Cabin four: Red Archery Girl, Change of Heart and Mystical Elf: Serenity, the only normal person around here...
"Wow, this is great!"
"Yeah I know. You're the only girl in the whole camp who gets to stay
with
normal, um, Monsters"
"Seriously. We all understand each other here, Red and Change and I"
"But that Dark Magician Girl, have you seen her outfit?
"I agree"
"I think she's quite nice"
"You were the one who bashed her in the first place"
"Oh, so I was."
"Come on gals, she's Change of Heart, what do you expect"
"You're right, Serenity."
"Thank you Mystic."
"So who do you think is the hottest monster?"
"Red!"
"What?"
"I'm a human girl, remember?"
"Oh yeah...ok, so who do you think is the hottest male?"
"Well I like Black Lustre Soldier."
"Malik is hot!"
"Only a human would think that – no offence, Serenity."
"None taken. I like the Dark Magician."
"I like Black Lustre, too."
"I like Yami."
"I thought you liked Malik – never mind..."
*sweatdrop* Somebody get Change of Heart a counselor
Cabin five: psychotic tomb robber and Hikari: Silver Fang, Magician of
Black Chaos.
"Five?"
"Go Fish"
"*bark*"
"Don't laugh at me"
"Come on, Bakura, don't be a sore loser."
"Just get on with it, mortal."
"I thought we agreed not to use that term? I prefer Assistant."
"Anyways, /assistant/, it's your turn."
"Hmm...Chaos, do you have any sevens?"
"Yup, here you go."
"ARGH!!!!"
"What's wrong, Manager?"
"Why does everyone get the card they want but me?"
"I don't know. Do you have 8's?"
"Go Fish."
"Bakura..."
"Fine Ryou. Take your stupid 8, Chaos."
"I win!"
"Curses."
Erm...ok...that was...well...how shall I put this...let's...it's...um...UNTO THE NEXT CABIN!!!
Cabin six: Gaia the Fierce Knight, Curse of Dragon: Stash of Torture Devices
"Snore"
Hmm, well, gotta let Bakura know. Oh, no, wait. He's busy being a sore loser.
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