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Disclaimer: Ok. I own.I own.the things I've mentioned. Con, Kiko, Kiki. NOT THE NORMAL HP CHARACTERS! Though if I did, the Marauders would have even more fun!
Chapter four: Just until, uh oh
She had found them.
The three boys stood staring for a second. Then, Sirius came to his senses. He turned and ran, followed by James and Remus. They rushed to Remus's clubhouse, and dove into the tunnel. They crawled through it until they came to the forks, and took the one marked James. They jumped out at his house, and hid in the clubhouse.
"Oh.my.gosh," Sirius panted.
"If she finds us we are so dead," James said, clutching a stitch on his side.
"Where do we go?" Remus asked.
"I don't know. If your mother finds us James, were all dead. If Kana catches us, were dead. If my mom catches us, were dead. Face it, were dead!"
James thought this over. "Peters?"
"No. They would look there. How about,"
"Lily!" James said, a smile on his face.
"What?" Sirius asked. "James, did you bump your head on the tunnel wall?"
Remus was watching. It was a good idea. Sirius looked confused, but Remus could tell James like Lily.
"Well, no one would suspect it," Remus said to them.
"There you have it! Lets go!" James walked off, somehow (we all know how) knowing the way to Lily's by heart. We followed.
James rang the doorbell. Lily answered it. "Go away," She said, anger on her face.
"Lily," James said quickly. We need somewhere to hide out.
"Lily?" Sirius asked. "Since when did she become Lily?"
"Since James started liking," Remus started.
James stepped on my foot. "Come on Lily. We only need to stay until, uh oh.
Kana was marching up the block, heading straight for Lily's house. Lily saw the looks of panic on their faces. She pushed them inside and closed the door. "What did you do?"
"Well," Sirius began. "We threw,"
"Spare me."
"And we,"
*************************Flashback***************
Wednesday night at 12:27 AM.
James Sirius and Remus snuck into the room Kana was in. They put makeup all over the twin's faces. It was terrible. They went up to bed. The next morning, Kana found her children.
"Oh they are so dead," She said as she took Kiko and Kiki to the bathroom to give them a bath. They were not happy. They were like Fred and George would be. Or like Sirius and James were when they were that small, only not as wild.
Kana grabbed a washcloth and tried to wipe off Kiki's face. She moved away, splashing madly, while Kiko grabbed the washcloth and threw it across the room. "Oh they are so totally dead," she said to herself as she retrieved the washcloth.
Later that morning, she was buttering some toast for the twins, when bangs were everywhere. A strong smell was coming from every direction, and she heard the back door slam shut. "That's it," Kana thought to herself. "That's the last straw."
And with that, she ran after the three boys.
*****************end flashback************
"Oh you guys are so dead," Lily said. "Fine. You can stay one night. And I mean one."
So they spent the night. Sirius didn't prank her, for she had got them away from Kana momentarily. The next morning, they were all eating muffins when the doorbell rang. James Remus and Sirius looked at each other fearfully. Lily answered the door.
"Oh hello Kana," she said acting pleasant. "NO, THE BOYS ARE NOT HERE. WHY WOULD THEY BE HERE?" she said very loudly, cuing them to get out of the kitchen. They did, rushing up to Lily's room.
"Oh really?" Kana said. She stood there, then ran in. "I know you're in here!" she yelled.
"There is no one here!" Lily yelled.
"Then I can check your room?"
There was a moment silence then, "RUN YOU GUYS, RUN!"
James heard this upstairs, and climbed out the window, followed by Remus and then Remus. The door flew open, and the boys climbed down a tree near the house. They ran back to Sirius's house and locked the door to his room, putting a chair by it, and locking the window.
"OPEN-THE-DOOR!"
The three boys went to sleep that night, with no one bothering them. The next day, Sirius was asleep, and James was tapping him. Sirius didn't notice this, until he fell out of bed, being pushed more of it. He looked up to see James looking down at him.
"Okay James. You are so dead. You know not to wake me up at six on a Saturday."
Remus sat up. "Oh no!" He said.
Sirius stood up, looking at James.
"Now Sirius. No need to be rash."
"Rash? Oh I'll show you rash!" He jumped on James, pulling him to the floor. He saw a scared face, and then James face broke into a wicked smile. Sirius thought, and his face broke into the same smile. He then started punching James hard.
"Ow! Sirius stop!" James yelled, trying to hold back laughter. Sirius decided to hit him hard a couple times, for real affect. James was knocked backwards, blood coming from his lip. Remus jumped up, coming between them.
"Remus, he's gonna kill me, and then mutter stuff!"
Sirius ran at James, punching him again.
"OH! I wish I were a cucumber! I don't want to be a stupid pickle! Just pull me off the vine, and chop me up! Add salt and eat me up! I wish I were a cucumber! Don't make me no pickle! Cucumbers are better! I wanna be a cucumber!" Sirius finished. That was a song.
Sirius picked Remus up and started swinging him like his lover and sang the song again. Remus looked frightened. Neither James nor Sirius could contain their laughter anymore. They both burst out laughing. Remus looked them over. "Not one word you two," he said.
James and Sirius continued laughing. Remus punched both of them. Sirius in the stomach, James in the jaw. Sirius sank to his knees, and James fell over backwards. Remus looked down at them, and suddenly, as if knowing what he was doing, helped them back up. Suddenly the door flew open, and Kana walked in, and she did not look happy.
So, review everyone! Read my other fics! R/R! Next time,
Kana finally gets revenge, but how?
Lily turns up
Questions
Why does Kana always find them?
Why isn't Peter there?
Why hasn't Peter come to see James?
Why would you know the answers to these questions when I'm not sure myself?
Review review review!
Disclaimer: Ok. I own.I own.the things I've mentioned. Con, Kiko, Kiki. NOT THE NORMAL HP CHARACTERS! Though if I did, the Marauders would have even more fun!
Chapter four: Just until, uh oh
She had found them.
The three boys stood staring for a second. Then, Sirius came to his senses. He turned and ran, followed by James and Remus. They rushed to Remus's clubhouse, and dove into the tunnel. They crawled through it until they came to the forks, and took the one marked James. They jumped out at his house, and hid in the clubhouse.
"Oh.my.gosh," Sirius panted.
"If she finds us we are so dead," James said, clutching a stitch on his side.
"Where do we go?" Remus asked.
"I don't know. If your mother finds us James, were all dead. If Kana catches us, were dead. If my mom catches us, were dead. Face it, were dead!"
James thought this over. "Peters?"
"No. They would look there. How about,"
"Lily!" James said, a smile on his face.
"What?" Sirius asked. "James, did you bump your head on the tunnel wall?"
Remus was watching. It was a good idea. Sirius looked confused, but Remus could tell James like Lily.
"Well, no one would suspect it," Remus said to them.
"There you have it! Lets go!" James walked off, somehow (we all know how) knowing the way to Lily's by heart. We followed.
James rang the doorbell. Lily answered it. "Go away," She said, anger on her face.
"Lily," James said quickly. We need somewhere to hide out.
"Lily?" Sirius asked. "Since when did she become Lily?"
"Since James started liking," Remus started.
James stepped on my foot. "Come on Lily. We only need to stay until, uh oh.
Kana was marching up the block, heading straight for Lily's house. Lily saw the looks of panic on their faces. She pushed them inside and closed the door. "What did you do?"
"Well," Sirius began. "We threw,"
"Spare me."
"And we,"
*************************Flashback***************
Wednesday night at 12:27 AM.
James Sirius and Remus snuck into the room Kana was in. They put makeup all over the twin's faces. It was terrible. They went up to bed. The next morning, Kana found her children.
"Oh they are so dead," She said as she took Kiko and Kiki to the bathroom to give them a bath. They were not happy. They were like Fred and George would be. Or like Sirius and James were when they were that small, only not as wild.
Kana grabbed a washcloth and tried to wipe off Kiki's face. She moved away, splashing madly, while Kiko grabbed the washcloth and threw it across the room. "Oh they are so totally dead," she said to herself as she retrieved the washcloth.
Later that morning, she was buttering some toast for the twins, when bangs were everywhere. A strong smell was coming from every direction, and she heard the back door slam shut. "That's it," Kana thought to herself. "That's the last straw."
And with that, she ran after the three boys.
*****************end flashback************
"Oh you guys are so dead," Lily said. "Fine. You can stay one night. And I mean one."
So they spent the night. Sirius didn't prank her, for she had got them away from Kana momentarily. The next morning, they were all eating muffins when the doorbell rang. James Remus and Sirius looked at each other fearfully. Lily answered the door.
"Oh hello Kana," she said acting pleasant. "NO, THE BOYS ARE NOT HERE. WHY WOULD THEY BE HERE?" she said very loudly, cuing them to get out of the kitchen. They did, rushing up to Lily's room.
"Oh really?" Kana said. She stood there, then ran in. "I know you're in here!" she yelled.
"There is no one here!" Lily yelled.
"Then I can check your room?"
There was a moment silence then, "RUN YOU GUYS, RUN!"
James heard this upstairs, and climbed out the window, followed by Remus and then Remus. The door flew open, and the boys climbed down a tree near the house. They ran back to Sirius's house and locked the door to his room, putting a chair by it, and locking the window.
"OPEN-THE-DOOR!"
The three boys went to sleep that night, with no one bothering them. The next day, Sirius was asleep, and James was tapping him. Sirius didn't notice this, until he fell out of bed, being pushed more of it. He looked up to see James looking down at him.
"Okay James. You are so dead. You know not to wake me up at six on a Saturday."
Remus sat up. "Oh no!" He said.
Sirius stood up, looking at James.
"Now Sirius. No need to be rash."
"Rash? Oh I'll show you rash!" He jumped on James, pulling him to the floor. He saw a scared face, and then James face broke into a wicked smile. Sirius thought, and his face broke into the same smile. He then started punching James hard.
"Ow! Sirius stop!" James yelled, trying to hold back laughter. Sirius decided to hit him hard a couple times, for real affect. James was knocked backwards, blood coming from his lip. Remus jumped up, coming between them.
"Remus, he's gonna kill me, and then mutter stuff!"
Sirius ran at James, punching him again.
"OH! I wish I were a cucumber! I don't want to be a stupid pickle! Just pull me off the vine, and chop me up! Add salt and eat me up! I wish I were a cucumber! Don't make me no pickle! Cucumbers are better! I wanna be a cucumber!" Sirius finished. That was a song.
Sirius picked Remus up and started swinging him like his lover and sang the song again. Remus looked frightened. Neither James nor Sirius could contain their laughter anymore. They both burst out laughing. Remus looked them over. "Not one word you two," he said.
James and Sirius continued laughing. Remus punched both of them. Sirius in the stomach, James in the jaw. Sirius sank to his knees, and James fell over backwards. Remus looked down at them, and suddenly, as if knowing what he was doing, helped them back up. Suddenly the door flew open, and Kana walked in, and she did not look happy.
So, review everyone! Read my other fics! R/R! Next time,
Kana finally gets revenge, but how?
Lily turns up
Questions
Why does Kana always find them?
Why isn't Peter there?
Why hasn't Peter come to see James?
Why would you know the answers to these questions when I'm not sure myself?
Review review review!