Nuriko Writes A Fic
Disclaimer: Okies, lemme check...nope, I don't own Fushigi Yugi and I never will. *sniffles*
Nuriko was wandering the halls, looking for Hotohori or one of the other Suzaku seishi. He passed by Miaka's room, only to backtrack and stare in wonder. Inside was a weird box emanating some weird light (to all us "other worlders", it was a laptop). After many pokes experimental clicks, he figured out what it did. It was paper in a box! So, he decided to leave Miaka a present; a story written by himself! He wondered what he could write about, until an idea struck him and he madly started pecking away at the keyboard.
It was an ordinary day in the palace in Konan.
Nuriko frowned. Surely he could do better than that! He deleted that and typed instead, grinning like the chesire cat:
The Suzaku seven were lazing around in the great hall when a servant burst in the room announcing, "Majesty, we're under atta-URK!" And the servant fell dead to the ground to reveal the Seiryuu Seishi and their Miko, Yui.
Nuriko determinedly said," This'll show everybody that said I'd die when I face Ashitare!"
The brave and strong Nuriko boldly leapt at the werewolf Ashitare, thouroughly kicking his ass. The other Suzaku warriors were also opening cans of whup-ass, and even Miaka was winning her bitch-slapping contest with Yui.
He paused, fully letting in the image of Miaka and Yui bitch-slapping eachother, and started laughing hysterically. He shook his head and continued typing.
Promptly, the Seiryuu warriors lay dead. Yui looked at her warriors and said "Darn." Miaka, with tears in her eyes, asked her former best friend," Yui, can we please be friends again?"
Yui chipperly replied," Sure!"
Miaka cheered," YAY!" And the two reconciled friends left the room to catch up on girl things, while Tamahome discreetly followed them.
Nuriko paused and asked nobody," Would Tama-baby really do that?".....He promptly answered himself,"Yeeah."
Tasuki grabbed Chichiri and Mitsukake and cheered, "Let's celebrate th' victory by gettin' a couple a' sakes!"
Chuckling, the cross-dresser playfully agreed," Sounds just like Tasuki. Now how to get rid of Chiriko...?" Inspired, he typed:
Chiriko said," Well, I must get back to studying. I don't wish to fail the Civil Service exam!" And so off the little guy went, leaving the beautiful emperor of Konan and the super cool Nuriko alone.
Nuriko evily grinned," Now it's time to make dreams come true."
Hotohori cleared his throat and began," Nuriko, this may come as a shock to you, but during the battle I realized that I have come to care for you immensely. Will you grant me the honor of accepting my love?"
Nuriko hugged him and breathlessly murmured," Of course, I know that we will be so happy together." He withdrew and asked," But what about an heir?"
Hotohori brushed it off by saying," Don't worry, I can always just impregnate Houki. You two are friends, so it won't matter, would it?"
Nuriko asked himself,"That doesn't sound too much like Hotohori...eh, oh well, he can be out of character. Now how to end it all..?"
Nuriko smiled and said," Of course not, darling." Suddenly, a girl that looked exactly like Nuriko ran into the room calling," Brother! Big Brother, I'm here!"
Nuriko astonishedly whispered," Kang-Lin?"
Kang-Lin smiled and said," Brother, I'm alive! Tai-Yi-Jun decided that I get another chance to live! We'll never be separated again!"
Hotohori happily cried," And now Nuriko can dress like a guy again!" And so everybody lived happily ever after.
THE END
Nuriko wiped his eyes and sighed," It's so beautiful.." And with that, he saved it to the hard-drive and left the room.
Really The End
Disclaimer: Okies, lemme check...nope, I don't own Fushigi Yugi and I never will. *sniffles*
Nuriko was wandering the halls, looking for Hotohori or one of the other Suzaku seishi. He passed by Miaka's room, only to backtrack and stare in wonder. Inside was a weird box emanating some weird light (to all us "other worlders", it was a laptop). After many pokes experimental clicks, he figured out what it did. It was paper in a box! So, he decided to leave Miaka a present; a story written by himself! He wondered what he could write about, until an idea struck him and he madly started pecking away at the keyboard.
It was an ordinary day in the palace in Konan.
Nuriko frowned. Surely he could do better than that! He deleted that and typed instead, grinning like the chesire cat:
The Suzaku seven were lazing around in the great hall when a servant burst in the room announcing, "Majesty, we're under atta-URK!" And the servant fell dead to the ground to reveal the Seiryuu Seishi and their Miko, Yui.
Nuriko determinedly said," This'll show everybody that said I'd die when I face Ashitare!"
The brave and strong Nuriko boldly leapt at the werewolf Ashitare, thouroughly kicking his ass. The other Suzaku warriors were also opening cans of whup-ass, and even Miaka was winning her bitch-slapping contest with Yui.
He paused, fully letting in the image of Miaka and Yui bitch-slapping eachother, and started laughing hysterically. He shook his head and continued typing.
Promptly, the Seiryuu warriors lay dead. Yui looked at her warriors and said "Darn." Miaka, with tears in her eyes, asked her former best friend," Yui, can we please be friends again?"
Yui chipperly replied," Sure!"
Miaka cheered," YAY!" And the two reconciled friends left the room to catch up on girl things, while Tamahome discreetly followed them.
Nuriko paused and asked nobody," Would Tama-baby really do that?".....He promptly answered himself,"Yeeah."
Tasuki grabbed Chichiri and Mitsukake and cheered, "Let's celebrate th' victory by gettin' a couple a' sakes!"
Chuckling, the cross-dresser playfully agreed," Sounds just like Tasuki. Now how to get rid of Chiriko...?" Inspired, he typed:
Chiriko said," Well, I must get back to studying. I don't wish to fail the Civil Service exam!" And so off the little guy went, leaving the beautiful emperor of Konan and the super cool Nuriko alone.
Nuriko evily grinned," Now it's time to make dreams come true."
Hotohori cleared his throat and began," Nuriko, this may come as a shock to you, but during the battle I realized that I have come to care for you immensely. Will you grant me the honor of accepting my love?"
Nuriko hugged him and breathlessly murmured," Of course, I know that we will be so happy together." He withdrew and asked," But what about an heir?"
Hotohori brushed it off by saying," Don't worry, I can always just impregnate Houki. You two are friends, so it won't matter, would it?"
Nuriko asked himself,"That doesn't sound too much like Hotohori...eh, oh well, he can be out of character. Now how to end it all..?"
Nuriko smiled and said," Of course not, darling." Suddenly, a girl that looked exactly like Nuriko ran into the room calling," Brother! Big Brother, I'm here!"
Nuriko astonishedly whispered," Kang-Lin?"
Kang-Lin smiled and said," Brother, I'm alive! Tai-Yi-Jun decided that I get another chance to live! We'll never be separated again!"
Hotohori happily cried," And now Nuriko can dress like a guy again!" And so everybody lived happily ever after.
THE END
Nuriko wiped his eyes and sighed," It's so beautiful.." And with that, he saved it to the hard-drive and left the room.
Really The End