Truth or Dare?
Disclaimers: Uh... consider the story disclaimed.
A/N- Just a silly ooc piece to mark me as part of the PotC fanfic writer band wagon. I've seen the movie twice *and hopefully will see it again soon!* so don't kill me if the characters don't seem too... in character. As I said, it's a silly ooc piece where Jack introduces a game called Truth or Dare to his friends.
A/N 2- If you like it, give me a review. If you have suggestions for future truth and dare fun, suggest them in the review section too! This is just a trial attempt, and if there's a good response, there may be future chapters forthcoming with more characters added!
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Jack Sparrow sat in a relaxed sprawl across the center of a large cushioned chair. That piece of furniture alone occupied the main position within the sparsely decorated room. It really was a comfortable chair, and in Jack's point of view it was the only wonderful thing in the room, besides the smart bottle of rum in his hand that was.
Will Turner sat across from him, settled just as nicely in a huge comfy love seat and Elizabeth Swann monopolized its other half. The pirate knew the seat and chair formed a complete set together, but he could not appreciate the second piece's beauty because he was not sitting in it.
Despite not being actually married, the boy and the lass had the look of newly weds about them, and ignoring the two was all Jack could do to keep his tolerance in check. He had planned his visit back to Port Royale to be a short one, but if their loveyness kept up, it would be much shorter than planned. Well, the rum Will treated him to helped considerably.
And that was when a sudden idea struck across the drinking pirate's mind. "What say you to a game of truth or dare to pass the time?"
Will gave him a curious look. "Truth or dare? What's that?" Elizabeth, sitting awfully closer to Will than the two person seat demanded, displayed a similar intrigued expression in her eyes.
Jack revealed his gold teeth in an open grin. His hand, the one that wasn't holding the bottle, raised itself and gestured aimlessly while he began to explain. "Well, it's a pirate game," he began, pausing slightly as if searching for the words to continue. "You can choose 'truth' or 'dare' and someone will challenge you. Choose truth, and they'll ask you a question which you answer true, truthfully. Pick dare and they'll dare you to do something which you have to do..." His hand circled the air beside him. "Unless you don't, which means you lose. Savvy?"
Hesitantly, Will nodded his head. Soon, Elizabeth mirrored his response.
Jack grinned, revealing his two rows of gold infiltrated teeth once more. "Oh good, no worries then. Since you two are new, I'll start." He eagerly turned his gaze upon Will. "You're first, lad. Truth or dare?"
The pirate's expression of glee expanded as Will chose insecurely. "Truth..."
"Alright, mate. Are you really a eunuch?"
The blacksmith's reaction was instantaneous, "NO!"
"Jack!" Even Elizabeth was surprised by the question.
The pirate in question peered back at his friend, looking very unconvinced by the answer. "Come on, Will, tell the truth."
"That IS the truth!"
"So you say," Jack muttered in retort though he allowed it to drop. He opted to take a drink from his bottle instead. Glancing back at the other two, he motioned to them with his bottle. "Will, now you ask the lassie if she wants truth or dare."
"Truth or dare, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth, despite being a lady, was a lot more confident than Will. Looking as if she had to prove something through her decision, she announced her choice proudly, "Dare."
Jack appeared to look proud of her decision too. Thrusting his hand gripping the rum bottle outwards, he spoke, perhaps a bit too loudly, "Dare her to drink rum!" He quickly pulled his arm back when he found both his friends glaring at him. Having enough sense to look slightly sheepish, Jack clapped his hands together with the bottle balanced precariously in between, his sign of mild apology. "Was just suggesting."
Elizabeth turned back to the blacksmith. "What will you dare me to do, Will?"
Will seemed to consider for a moment, then turned to his beloved. "Elizabeth, I dare you to..." Seeing Jack holding his breath out of the corner of his eyes, Will smiled again. "...kiss me."
Jack's eyes widened in surprise. Opening his mouth, the captain soon realized there really was nothing he could say in protest and shut it again. Even as Elizabeth agreed wholeheartedly to complete the dare, the pirate muttered to himself, "He was s'posed to make it hard." He should have expected as much, Will was too soft on the lass.
While Elizabeth on the other hand could be completely ruthless. "Truth or dare, Jack?" She shot the question at him as soon as her dare was done, a sight which Jack missed in preference to drinking. Really, he could see more pirate in Elizabeth than Will sometimes.
Straightening up in his seat, Jack attempted to look impressive. "Dare!"
Elizabeth grinned as if she was hoping Jack would choose that. "Captain Jack Sparrow, I dare you to..."
Reading something in Elizabeth's expression, Will waited eagerly for her to finish while Jack kept up his confident pretense.
"...not drink rum for a week!"
"One week!?" Jack sputtered and nearly choked on the very beverage Elizabeth was forbidding him to drink. Oh, how right he was, the lady was ruthless.
Will wasn't any more supporting either, the blacksmith had bursted out in laughter. "You have to do it Jack," the boy was saying when recovered, "Or you would lose."
Jack had to reconsider his earlier estimation of Will's pirate characteristics. Perhaps the lad and Elizabeth were both as bad. But that wouldn't be his major concern at the moment, his rum restriction was. He attempted a bargain. "One hour!"
And she shouted right back. "Five days!"
"One day!"
"Four!"
"Two!" Jack waved his hand and quickly added, "I won't drink any wine either!"
The pirate watched with dismay settling into his features as Elizabeth smiled triumphantly. "Deal."
Yet, it seemed to take Will several seconds before he realized something. "You're still drinking," he pointed out to Jack.
The pirate's crestfallen expression picked up so suddenly that it left the other two suspicious. "Ah, you never specified the date. I'll complete that dare someday." Grinning at both their surprised faces, Captain Jack Sparrow lifted his bottle up in an imaginary toast. "As for now... Drink up me 'arties, yo ho!"
Disclaimers: Uh... consider the story disclaimed.
A/N- Just a silly ooc piece to mark me as part of the PotC fanfic writer band wagon. I've seen the movie twice *and hopefully will see it again soon!* so don't kill me if the characters don't seem too... in character. As I said, it's a silly ooc piece where Jack introduces a game called Truth or Dare to his friends.
A/N 2- If you like it, give me a review. If you have suggestions for future truth and dare fun, suggest them in the review section too! This is just a trial attempt, and if there's a good response, there may be future chapters forthcoming with more characters added!
~*~*~*~*~
Jack Sparrow sat in a relaxed sprawl across the center of a large cushioned chair. That piece of furniture alone occupied the main position within the sparsely decorated room. It really was a comfortable chair, and in Jack's point of view it was the only wonderful thing in the room, besides the smart bottle of rum in his hand that was.
Will Turner sat across from him, settled just as nicely in a huge comfy love seat and Elizabeth Swann monopolized its other half. The pirate knew the seat and chair formed a complete set together, but he could not appreciate the second piece's beauty because he was not sitting in it.
Despite not being actually married, the boy and the lass had the look of newly weds about them, and ignoring the two was all Jack could do to keep his tolerance in check. He had planned his visit back to Port Royale to be a short one, but if their loveyness kept up, it would be much shorter than planned. Well, the rum Will treated him to helped considerably.
And that was when a sudden idea struck across the drinking pirate's mind. "What say you to a game of truth or dare to pass the time?"
Will gave him a curious look. "Truth or dare? What's that?" Elizabeth, sitting awfully closer to Will than the two person seat demanded, displayed a similar intrigued expression in her eyes.
Jack revealed his gold teeth in an open grin. His hand, the one that wasn't holding the bottle, raised itself and gestured aimlessly while he began to explain. "Well, it's a pirate game," he began, pausing slightly as if searching for the words to continue. "You can choose 'truth' or 'dare' and someone will challenge you. Choose truth, and they'll ask you a question which you answer true, truthfully. Pick dare and they'll dare you to do something which you have to do..." His hand circled the air beside him. "Unless you don't, which means you lose. Savvy?"
Hesitantly, Will nodded his head. Soon, Elizabeth mirrored his response.
Jack grinned, revealing his two rows of gold infiltrated teeth once more. "Oh good, no worries then. Since you two are new, I'll start." He eagerly turned his gaze upon Will. "You're first, lad. Truth or dare?"
The pirate's expression of glee expanded as Will chose insecurely. "Truth..."
"Alright, mate. Are you really a eunuch?"
The blacksmith's reaction was instantaneous, "NO!"
"Jack!" Even Elizabeth was surprised by the question.
The pirate in question peered back at his friend, looking very unconvinced by the answer. "Come on, Will, tell the truth."
"That IS the truth!"
"So you say," Jack muttered in retort though he allowed it to drop. He opted to take a drink from his bottle instead. Glancing back at the other two, he motioned to them with his bottle. "Will, now you ask the lassie if she wants truth or dare."
"Truth or dare, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth, despite being a lady, was a lot more confident than Will. Looking as if she had to prove something through her decision, she announced her choice proudly, "Dare."
Jack appeared to look proud of her decision too. Thrusting his hand gripping the rum bottle outwards, he spoke, perhaps a bit too loudly, "Dare her to drink rum!" He quickly pulled his arm back when he found both his friends glaring at him. Having enough sense to look slightly sheepish, Jack clapped his hands together with the bottle balanced precariously in between, his sign of mild apology. "Was just suggesting."
Elizabeth turned back to the blacksmith. "What will you dare me to do, Will?"
Will seemed to consider for a moment, then turned to his beloved. "Elizabeth, I dare you to..." Seeing Jack holding his breath out of the corner of his eyes, Will smiled again. "...kiss me."
Jack's eyes widened in surprise. Opening his mouth, the captain soon realized there really was nothing he could say in protest and shut it again. Even as Elizabeth agreed wholeheartedly to complete the dare, the pirate muttered to himself, "He was s'posed to make it hard." He should have expected as much, Will was too soft on the lass.
While Elizabeth on the other hand could be completely ruthless. "Truth or dare, Jack?" She shot the question at him as soon as her dare was done, a sight which Jack missed in preference to drinking. Really, he could see more pirate in Elizabeth than Will sometimes.
Straightening up in his seat, Jack attempted to look impressive. "Dare!"
Elizabeth grinned as if she was hoping Jack would choose that. "Captain Jack Sparrow, I dare you to..."
Reading something in Elizabeth's expression, Will waited eagerly for her to finish while Jack kept up his confident pretense.
"...not drink rum for a week!"
"One week!?" Jack sputtered and nearly choked on the very beverage Elizabeth was forbidding him to drink. Oh, how right he was, the lady was ruthless.
Will wasn't any more supporting either, the blacksmith had bursted out in laughter. "You have to do it Jack," the boy was saying when recovered, "Or you would lose."
Jack had to reconsider his earlier estimation of Will's pirate characteristics. Perhaps the lad and Elizabeth were both as bad. But that wouldn't be his major concern at the moment, his rum restriction was. He attempted a bargain. "One hour!"
And she shouted right back. "Five days!"
"One day!"
"Four!"
"Two!" Jack waved his hand and quickly added, "I won't drink any wine either!"
The pirate watched with dismay settling into his features as Elizabeth smiled triumphantly. "Deal."
Yet, it seemed to take Will several seconds before he realized something. "You're still drinking," he pointed out to Jack.
The pirate's crestfallen expression picked up so suddenly that it left the other two suspicious. "Ah, you never specified the date. I'll complete that dare someday." Grinning at both their surprised faces, Captain Jack Sparrow lifted his bottle up in an imaginary toast. "As for now... Drink up me 'arties, yo ho!"