Implied
Author's Note: Hey all! I'm glad you liked that first chappy! Here's the next one, hope its good!
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" Come on, it vas only a joke!" the fuzzy blue German boy stammered as he backed away.
His sister, Rogue, was not a happy camper. " You are goin' ta pay ya little blue elf!" she decided to 'tap' into her brother's powers and teleported right in his face.
" Make ova time, fuzzy!" she said smiling evilly, holding the pink lipstick high over her head. " Ya thought I fo'got 'bout that, didn't ya?"
Kurt screamed like a girl and ran past his now laughing sister. As he ran through the hallway, doors began to open.
" What in the blue blazes is goin' on here Stripes?" asked Logan as he saw her, holding the lipstick like it was some kind of a spear. Rogue stopped and stared at his attire. Evan rubbed his eyes and blinked.
" Nice Barney boxers, man," he said, trying to contain his laughter.
Logan turned pink and growled under his breath. Suddenly, from behind Logan, a pair of feminine arms wrapped about his torso.
" Bunnie? What's wrong?"
Rogue snickered as Ororo's profile was seen behind Logan's body. " Bunnie? Logan? Oh mah…" She leaned on a closed door and began to laugh.
Remy, being a light sleeper, decided to wake up. He opened his door and was suddenly welcomed by Rogue's falling body.
" Chère, I had no idea y'were fallin' for Remy," he teased. " Though, Remy finding it hard not t'fall fo' such a belle fille."
Rogue blushed and pushed herself from the half -clothed thief, suddenly remembering her rendevouz with a certain blue boy.
" Ooh, now ya done it!" Rogue growled, poking Remy's chest. " That furball's prob'ly halfway ta Missouri bah (by) now!"
" Remy can do much more…pleasant things Chere," Remy said huskily, taking Rogue's hand and kissing it. Rogue blushed once more and blinked.
" Uhm, that's nahce… now gimme back mah hand…" Rogue said uncomfortably, trying to pry her hand from Remy's.
" Why would Remy go an' do that?" he asked. " Remy likes t'feel chere's warm hand in his."
Rogue began to hyperventilate with fear and started slapping his hand. " Let go! Let go! Let go! Let go!"
Unknown to the both of them, they had quite the audience. Logan sat cross legged, Barney boxers and all, with Ororo in his lap. Scott was being held back by Henry, Jubilee sat next to Logan and Jean, while Kitty was busy talking on the phone and telling her friends what was happening.
" I wonder how long until they realize we're watching?" Jubilee asked, passing a bucket of popcorn to Jean.
" Why isn't he taking his hand off of her?" Scott fumed, ready to strike. " Why isn't she slapping him harder?"
Suddenly, Kurt 'bamfed' into the room and screamed at the sight that beheld him. " Ahh! Vhat do you sink you are doing?!" he screamed in rage at Remy. " Get your filthy hands off my shwester!"
" GO KURT!"
Kurt went silent as Scott looked around and chuckled sheepishly. " ehm, I… uh, mean… continue."
Rogue pulled her hand away from Remy's but he held on tightly. " Would ya mind givin' me back mah hand? I need that."
Remy smiled sweetly. " Certainment, ma cherie, if y'give Remy a kiss."
" Ova mah dead body!" Rogue cried as she kicked him in the nuts.
"Ooh that's gotta hurt" Their audience all said nodding and grimacing at his fallen body.
" Well," Rogue said as she straightened out her clothes. " Ah just did the world a favah (favor). At least we'll all be reassured that there won't be any mo' o' him around."
Logan shook his head as Rogue walked out of the room and out in the hallway, her previous engagement forgotten.
" Damn, even I wouldn't have wished that on a guy!" he commented.
Scott smirked arrogantly and whistled as he went back to bed, unfortunately slipping on the lipstick that Rogue dropped and falling flat on his face.
" Oh My! Scott are you okay?" Jean asked, as she ran towards him. She winced as he began to sing the Carebear countdown.
" Yes'um, I do wanna be part of the Carebears!"
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Author's note: okay about that last part: My cousin bumped his head and that was the last thing he said before we went unconscious. It was funny… after I thought about it! ^-^
