Disclaimer: Hey, Jen here! Sorry, I take longer to update. so. yah. Tolkien
owns all the characters except for me and Kay, we own ourselves.
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Once the Creban turned around they all came out from their hiding places.
Gandalf said, "Spies for Saruman. The pass of the South is being watched."
"Let us go through the Mines of Moria. My cousin Balin will give us a royal welcome," Gimli stated proudly.
"Your cousin's dead you moron," Jen muttered to herself. Kay sniggered and Legolas shot her a funny look.
"Hey! Elf dude, if you eavesdrop on our conversations again I'll rip those elf ears off your head!" Yelled Kay, which earned her a dirty look from Strider. (A/N1 lolz, sucker Legolas, I'd do it too..)
"Your boy-friend can protect himself, stay out of it." Jen sneered.
"I wouldn't pass through the Mines of Moria even if I had no other choice," Gandalf continued, "we shall make for the Cadarhs."
So Gandalf led the way to the Cadarhs while Aragorn, Legolas, Jen and Kay continued their "Staring Contest."
"What are they doing?" Pippin asked Sam as he watched the four glare daggers at each other. (A/N 1 & 2: Of course he wouldn't ask Merry, How would Merry know he's the stupid one)
"They said something, Legolas heard it, They made fun of him, Strider stuck up for him they yelled at him..." Sam explained to Pippin as if it was ever so obvious
"Oh" Pippin replied as they continued on.
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"Do we really, seriously, 100% sure.ly have to go up that stupid mountain?" Kay asked Gandalf when they finally reached the Cadarahs.
It was extremely cold and they had yet to scale the mountain, Kay could hardly see the point, she knew Jen would back her up on this one.
"We could always head for the Mines Of Moria!" Gimli suggested joyfully.
"As if Ugly Dwarf dude." Jen muttered, Legolas couldn't help but laugh.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EAVESDROPPING!" Kay screamed and lunged herself at the elf, trying desprately to rip off an ear.
"Get off of him!!!" Strider Yelled and tried to remove Kay from the elfs ear forcefully.
Jen walked up to Strider while he was struggling to get Kay off of his 'close friend' (A/N 1 We all know they're more then just friends...) Pulled him off of her, made him face her and punched him in the face.
Now obviously punching Strider in the face didn't go well with Gandalf. Boromir walked up to Jen and Kay, helped up Kay from when she fell down because Aragorn's weight, and exclaimed to Jen, "Well done lass! I always wanted to see someone do that!"
Pippin and Sam charged after Aragorn, who started running and screaming like a girl. Jen and Kay burst out laughing soon followed everyone. BUT Gandalf and Legolas who was in severe pain from the new gash in his beloved elf ear.
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A/N 1: Hiya all! Im over here at Jen's housie! PHWEEEE!!!!!! We went to the mall, all I bought was food...hehehe. Is it obvious we have mental issues?.. hehehe, Coke..need more coke...
A/N 2: Hey! Kay if you want coke there's some in the fridge... Hoped you liked this chapter more funny than the first 2 chappies. No I'm going to get high off Coke. so 'til next. Ciao y'all!
A/N1: One day I will control all the squirrels and then you will bow down to me and my squirrel army....I mean.....So Long
A/N 2: One more piece of info.. I already control monkeys and chickens.. so y'all already should be bowing down to me! Ciao!
A/N1: Yeah Uh-huh, we believe you..it doesn't matter, 'Cuz I'm the goddess of showers and bushes! MWHAHAHAHA AGGH! SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY KEYBOARD. Yes, it's mine Jen, I own all the stuff in your house..even you!!!! ^_^
A/N 2: Yah, well I'm DA POOPY MASTA... And I smell like poo-poo and pee- pee... (lolz) MTV rocks!!!!!
A/N 1: Glad You finally admitted it..Don't sulk just 'Cuz I own your keyboard!
A/N 2: Actually it's mine! Ciao!
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Once the Creban turned around they all came out from their hiding places.
Gandalf said, "Spies for Saruman. The pass of the South is being watched."
"Let us go through the Mines of Moria. My cousin Balin will give us a royal welcome," Gimli stated proudly.
"Your cousin's dead you moron," Jen muttered to herself. Kay sniggered and Legolas shot her a funny look.
"Hey! Elf dude, if you eavesdrop on our conversations again I'll rip those elf ears off your head!" Yelled Kay, which earned her a dirty look from Strider. (A/N1 lolz, sucker Legolas, I'd do it too..)
"Your boy-friend can protect himself, stay out of it." Jen sneered.
"I wouldn't pass through the Mines of Moria even if I had no other choice," Gandalf continued, "we shall make for the Cadarhs."
So Gandalf led the way to the Cadarhs while Aragorn, Legolas, Jen and Kay continued their "Staring Contest."
"What are they doing?" Pippin asked Sam as he watched the four glare daggers at each other. (A/N 1 & 2: Of course he wouldn't ask Merry, How would Merry know he's the stupid one)
"They said something, Legolas heard it, They made fun of him, Strider stuck up for him they yelled at him..." Sam explained to Pippin as if it was ever so obvious
"Oh" Pippin replied as they continued on.
~*~*~*~ Much Later on ~*~*~*~
"Do we really, seriously, 100% sure.ly have to go up that stupid mountain?" Kay asked Gandalf when they finally reached the Cadarahs.
It was extremely cold and they had yet to scale the mountain, Kay could hardly see the point, she knew Jen would back her up on this one.
"We could always head for the Mines Of Moria!" Gimli suggested joyfully.
"As if Ugly Dwarf dude." Jen muttered, Legolas couldn't help but laugh.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EAVESDROPPING!" Kay screamed and lunged herself at the elf, trying desprately to rip off an ear.
"Get off of him!!!" Strider Yelled and tried to remove Kay from the elfs ear forcefully.
Jen walked up to Strider while he was struggling to get Kay off of his 'close friend' (A/N 1 We all know they're more then just friends...) Pulled him off of her, made him face her and punched him in the face.
Now obviously punching Strider in the face didn't go well with Gandalf. Boromir walked up to Jen and Kay, helped up Kay from when she fell down because Aragorn's weight, and exclaimed to Jen, "Well done lass! I always wanted to see someone do that!"
Pippin and Sam charged after Aragorn, who started running and screaming like a girl. Jen and Kay burst out laughing soon followed everyone. BUT Gandalf and Legolas who was in severe pain from the new gash in his beloved elf ear.
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A/N 1: Hiya all! Im over here at Jen's housie! PHWEEEE!!!!!! We went to the mall, all I bought was food...hehehe. Is it obvious we have mental issues?.. hehehe, Coke..need more coke...
A/N 2: Hey! Kay if you want coke there's some in the fridge... Hoped you liked this chapter more funny than the first 2 chappies. No I'm going to get high off Coke. so 'til next. Ciao y'all!
A/N1: One day I will control all the squirrels and then you will bow down to me and my squirrel army....I mean.....So Long
A/N 2: One more piece of info.. I already control monkeys and chickens.. so y'all already should be bowing down to me! Ciao!
A/N1: Yeah Uh-huh, we believe you..it doesn't matter, 'Cuz I'm the goddess of showers and bushes! MWHAHAHAHA AGGH! SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY KEYBOARD. Yes, it's mine Jen, I own all the stuff in your house..even you!!!! ^_^
A/N 2: Yah, well I'm DA POOPY MASTA... And I smell like poo-poo and pee- pee... (lolz) MTV rocks!!!!!
A/N 1: Glad You finally admitted it..Don't sulk just 'Cuz I own your keyboard!
A/N 2: Actually it's mine! Ciao!