I'm baAAck! Bwa ha ha ha! Thou shalt never defeat me! :: gets smacked by ronin :: Ahem, as I was saying. I bring you yet another episode of the Adventures of the Irregulars. School's out for the summer and our heroes are plunged into a mystery. Just to let you know how much of a loser I am; this was written for Summer Break 2002. Marvel at my mighty writer's block.

Dedicated to:

Ronin: my dear beta reader who smacks me when I stop making sense. She's a busy woman.

Fowl-Star aka LeperMessiah (vanquisher of SUVs):

Snowwolf

Anneliese

HouAreYouToday

And all the other people who regularly read my fanfics. Thou art the bomb.

Incidentally, for all of you who are hanging on the edge of your seat waiting for a sequel to "A Hard Day's Night" ::looks around:: okay, that would be nobody. ;) I'm working on it. Promise. That's about all the space I can take up with the Author's Note. I'd like to take a moment to gently nudge you in the direction of my other fics. Thank You.

And just because I felt like it, some quotes.

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" – Jean Kerr

My car is its own anti-theft device. – Mr. Schacht

"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something." – Hagar the Horrible

"Death and life and the written word that binds them. The hand of bone and sinew and flesh achieves its immortality in taking up a pen. The hand on a page wields greater power than the fleshly hand ever could in life." –Laurie R. King

"When wolves are silent, only the moon howls." - George Carlin

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