Disclaimer: I don't own these people. It's 12:30 in the morning and I'm tired get over it.

A/N: I'm tired. Tell me how it is please.

Lavender and Parvati were both in the room, trying on clothes, laughing and listening to the radio. Hermione walked quiety to her bed, trying her very hardest not to be noticed.

"Hey Hermione," Parvati said, smiling. "Look at my new outfit," she said, spinning around showing off her perfect size three fit.

"And MINE!" Lavender said, featuring her size 24 waist. How did the two stay so THIN???

"Would you like to try some?" Parvati asked, indicating the other clothes strewn over her bed.

Hermione's face flushed red. It wasn't strange Parvati was asking as she was snob and not bitch AND had let Hermione try clothes of hers in the past. When she was more sociable.and not a size ten.

"Uh.no thanks," she mumbled, ducking her head with embarrassment. "I.no thank you."

"But this would look so CUTE on you!" Parvati cried holding up a tiny cropped shirt. Hermione couldn't even begin to imagine.

"Come ON, don't be such a prude!" Lavender said taking her eyes away from the fashion magazine she held in her lap.

"No," said Hermione firmly.

"JEEEZE!" Lavender cried, flinging the magazine across the room. She got up from the bed, swaying slightly. Hermione's eyes darted to the empty bottles of Hard Harry's Butterbeer that surrounded the bed. Oh shit, she was drunk.and if she was already a bitch without the alchohol..

"You know Hermione, I'm sick of you. You're always there, waving your little arm in the air, you know the answers to evvvverything and then you pretend to be alllllll innocent and everything. GET OVVVVVVER IT!!!" Lavender ended, tearing at Hermione's robe, ripping it off her.

Hermione gasped and tried to cover up herself. She wasn't naked, but rather was wearing jeans that were WAYYY too tight on her- aka unbuttoned and unzipped- and a sort of tight T-shirt that showed off her new 20 pound flab. Lavender stared at her and started to laugh.

"Guess you're not so perfect now, are you princess?"

A.N: Yeah it's going to get better.don't you want to see Hermione LALALA can't tell ya.