All's fair in love and war
Disclaimer: I don't own Sega's property. 'nuff said.
Ok, I'm back. *random relieved groans* Hey keep your pants on. It's not like I forgot about my loyal fans. Sonic: Yeah right. Ah shut yer trap n' stick to the script. Sonic: What script?. *sigh* I give. It's no use trying to talk with these guys. Let's get this freaking show on the road.
And we're back where we left off as Sonic would get a new perspective of a certain bat. Sonic and his "guest" had just fallen asleep. Let's see what Rouge is dreaming about.
Rouge was tossing and turning. In her dream, or rather nightmare, she was tied by a rope over a pool filled with rabid sharks. Not far from her, a cloaked figure, holding a machete, said in a raspy voice:
" So Rouge, you choose. Do I cut the red rope or the blue rope." Because, along with the rope she was tied to, there were two more ropes, leading to two 100 ton weights hanging over a red cabinet and a blue cabinet respectively.
" Neither! I wont let you do this!" she said as she tried to escape the ropes.
" Well. Refusal to cooperate will only end in severe bloodshed." The person spoke as it was going to cut all three ropes.
" AAH!!" Rouge yelped as she woke up in cold sweats. She was heavily panting. She saw it hadn't woken Sonic up.
" I must go through with this. It's the only way."
Let's go see what Sonic is dreaming about. He seems to be dreaming just the opposite. He was sitting in a gondola drifting into the open sea, a chili- dog in one hand, a glass of soda in the other.
" Man. This is the life. I hope I'm not dreaming again." He thought as he took another bite of his chili-dog and a sip of his soda. Then, he heard a sound. It was a sound most serene. It was that of an angel singing softly.
" Hmm?" he said as he pulled up his sunglasses. Then, for no apparent reason, the gondola started drifting into a small river, which then ended up in a small lake.
" What the. . ." was all he could say before the singing got closer. Then, in the middle of the lake came out a giant clam.
" I don't like where this is going." He thought to himself. Then, the clam opened up, revealing the source of the lovely music. It was Rouge. And the only things she was wearing were a pair of silky cloths that barely hid her private areas. And in the blink of an eye, he was wide awake.
" What was that all about?" He thought out loud. And a second later, he got an even bigger shock.
" Yikes!!" he nearly screamed. Rouge was sleeping next to him, all cuddled up, clutching his arm. He slowly slid out of her grip and went downstairs.
The next morning
*knock knock*
" Sonic. Are you there Sonic?" called out Tails.
" Hmm. Well I guess I can always let myself in." he thought as he was in the mood to surprise Sonic. So he walked right in and saw Sonic sleeping on the couch in the living room. He went over shook him lightly. Then he shook him hard.
" Eggman's got the chaos emeralds!" he yelled in his ear but to no avail.
Tails then leaned over and whispered in his ear:
" Amy's here and she's about to kiss you on the lips."
Still no reaction coming out of him.
Tails groaned as he said:
" By now he should be half way to china."
" I heard that." Sonic sleepily replied.
" Sonic, you where awake all this time !?" asked a surprised fox. "Anyway, Sonic, why didn't you call me back? And why are you sleeping on the couch? And what where you talking about before you hung up? And. . ."
" Slow down, Tails. I'm not a computer you can just input questions and get answers. First of all, yeah, I was awake all this time. I'm sleeping on the couch 'cause I fell sleep watchin' TV. I didn't call you back because the power lines were down so I didn't hang up. And it was just something I thought I saw."
" Sonic, why are you lying to me? Of all the people in the world, you'd lie to your best friend?"
" Tails, whatever makes you think I'm lying?" Trying as hard as he could to hide it.
" Well, because first of all, you could still use the phone even if power lines are down, and if they were down, then how could you watch TV? Come on, Sonic. Out with it."
" I can't tell you. You wouldn't understand."
" Of course I would, Sonic. You can't keep secrets from me forever." He glared at Sonic.
" Oh hey, how about I take ya to breakfast. My treat. I'll race ya there." He said trying to change the subject.
" Sonic, I'm warning you, don't try to change sub. . ." but he was cut off by the air displacement that occurs whenever Sonic suddenly runs at top speed.
" Sonic, if I catch you you're gonna regret it!" He shouted in a more playful mood.
Then Rouge walked down the stairs, right after they left. Again, she pulled out the transmitter from breasts. Spoke with the mystery person.
" Are you done yet?" asked the person.
" No I'm not. Look, I'll tell you when I'm done. Besides, these things take time. And to top it off, he seems to be able to resist me." She said.
" Well, keep it up. He's gonna crack sooner or later. Of course, if you don't feel up to it, you don't have to go through with this. That is, if you don't care for your boyfriend."
" No don't. Don't do it. I'll go through with this. Besides, I've cracked tougher eggs than him."
"Good. Call me back when he starts to show signs of weakness."
" Will do." after that she put transmitter back in place.
So the plot thickens. Tell me what you thought about this. I hope you liked it. See you next time. Sonic: Hey, what did he mean, signs of weakness? Shut up, Sonic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sega's property. 'nuff said.
Ok, I'm back. *random relieved groans* Hey keep your pants on. It's not like I forgot about my loyal fans. Sonic: Yeah right. Ah shut yer trap n' stick to the script. Sonic: What script?. *sigh* I give. It's no use trying to talk with these guys. Let's get this freaking show on the road.
And we're back where we left off as Sonic would get a new perspective of a certain bat. Sonic and his "guest" had just fallen asleep. Let's see what Rouge is dreaming about.
Rouge was tossing and turning. In her dream, or rather nightmare, she was tied by a rope over a pool filled with rabid sharks. Not far from her, a cloaked figure, holding a machete, said in a raspy voice:
" So Rouge, you choose. Do I cut the red rope or the blue rope." Because, along with the rope she was tied to, there were two more ropes, leading to two 100 ton weights hanging over a red cabinet and a blue cabinet respectively.
" Neither! I wont let you do this!" she said as she tried to escape the ropes.
" Well. Refusal to cooperate will only end in severe bloodshed." The person spoke as it was going to cut all three ropes.
" AAH!!" Rouge yelped as she woke up in cold sweats. She was heavily panting. She saw it hadn't woken Sonic up.
" I must go through with this. It's the only way."
Let's go see what Sonic is dreaming about. He seems to be dreaming just the opposite. He was sitting in a gondola drifting into the open sea, a chili- dog in one hand, a glass of soda in the other.
" Man. This is the life. I hope I'm not dreaming again." He thought as he took another bite of his chili-dog and a sip of his soda. Then, he heard a sound. It was a sound most serene. It was that of an angel singing softly.
" Hmm?" he said as he pulled up his sunglasses. Then, for no apparent reason, the gondola started drifting into a small river, which then ended up in a small lake.
" What the. . ." was all he could say before the singing got closer. Then, in the middle of the lake came out a giant clam.
" I don't like where this is going." He thought to himself. Then, the clam opened up, revealing the source of the lovely music. It was Rouge. And the only things she was wearing were a pair of silky cloths that barely hid her private areas. And in the blink of an eye, he was wide awake.
" What was that all about?" He thought out loud. And a second later, he got an even bigger shock.
" Yikes!!" he nearly screamed. Rouge was sleeping next to him, all cuddled up, clutching his arm. He slowly slid out of her grip and went downstairs.
The next morning
*knock knock*
" Sonic. Are you there Sonic?" called out Tails.
" Hmm. Well I guess I can always let myself in." he thought as he was in the mood to surprise Sonic. So he walked right in and saw Sonic sleeping on the couch in the living room. He went over shook him lightly. Then he shook him hard.
" Eggman's got the chaos emeralds!" he yelled in his ear but to no avail.
Tails then leaned over and whispered in his ear:
" Amy's here and she's about to kiss you on the lips."
Still no reaction coming out of him.
Tails groaned as he said:
" By now he should be half way to china."
" I heard that." Sonic sleepily replied.
" Sonic, you where awake all this time !?" asked a surprised fox. "Anyway, Sonic, why didn't you call me back? And why are you sleeping on the couch? And what where you talking about before you hung up? And. . ."
" Slow down, Tails. I'm not a computer you can just input questions and get answers. First of all, yeah, I was awake all this time. I'm sleeping on the couch 'cause I fell sleep watchin' TV. I didn't call you back because the power lines were down so I didn't hang up. And it was just something I thought I saw."
" Sonic, why are you lying to me? Of all the people in the world, you'd lie to your best friend?"
" Tails, whatever makes you think I'm lying?" Trying as hard as he could to hide it.
" Well, because first of all, you could still use the phone even if power lines are down, and if they were down, then how could you watch TV? Come on, Sonic. Out with it."
" I can't tell you. You wouldn't understand."
" Of course I would, Sonic. You can't keep secrets from me forever." He glared at Sonic.
" Oh hey, how about I take ya to breakfast. My treat. I'll race ya there." He said trying to change the subject.
" Sonic, I'm warning you, don't try to change sub. . ." but he was cut off by the air displacement that occurs whenever Sonic suddenly runs at top speed.
" Sonic, if I catch you you're gonna regret it!" He shouted in a more playful mood.
Then Rouge walked down the stairs, right after they left. Again, she pulled out the transmitter from breasts. Spoke with the mystery person.
" Are you done yet?" asked the person.
" No I'm not. Look, I'll tell you when I'm done. Besides, these things take time. And to top it off, he seems to be able to resist me." She said.
" Well, keep it up. He's gonna crack sooner or later. Of course, if you don't feel up to it, you don't have to go through with this. That is, if you don't care for your boyfriend."
" No don't. Don't do it. I'll go through with this. Besides, I've cracked tougher eggs than him."
"Good. Call me back when he starts to show signs of weakness."
" Will do." after that she put transmitter back in place.
So the plot thickens. Tell me what you thought about this. I hope you liked it. See you next time. Sonic: Hey, what did he mean, signs of weakness? Shut up, Sonic.