Chapter 5 - A short respite from the depression.

Authors note:

To Leigh, yeah this is for you. An answer that will probably tell you nothing, but seeing as I wrote this when I was half awake you will prabably understand.*I'm going to start to call Akane Akan from now on sometimes okay.0_0* Also keep in mind I wrote this at 2 something last night and this has nothing to do with the regular story.

*sniff* Why do you want me to kill anyone*sniff*? Now thanks to you I'm going to end up insanely killing everyone off. I can see it now. Toji goes on a mass killing spree. Better yet he's a vampire*mwhaha*. The scene opens with Akane skipping down the road. Its a dark and stormy night*like we havn't heard that before* Then out of nowhere*the shadows* Toji appears. "Toji"Akane gasps. "I've come to suck your blood*in that wierd accented voice*" Toji grabs her. "Toji! No!" Akan wails as he sinks his teeth into her neck. The wind blows and you see a tumbleweed pass by. Then Toji lets go of Akan's body and she dropps to the floor. Her bloodless lips move and form the word 'Toji' then her lifeless body stills. Toji laughs maniacally.-end scene.

Scene 2- Toji is still laughing. Ranma appears out of nowhere with a stake and stakes Toji in the heart. Toji turns into dust, but not before scratching Ranma with his claws. Which happen to be poisonous with an incurable poison.-end scene 2.

Scene 3 – The rest of the Ranma group stare at the graves of Akane and Ranma. (They are side by side.) Genma can be seen with tears running down his face.(Nabiki can be seen selling Toji's ashes to Kuno.) Genma crys out 'Ranma', while Soun crys out 'Akane'. The together they say 'Now our schools will never be joined together.' The sky is sadly sunny as the group cries.- end scene 3.

Scene 4 -*okay this may be overkill, but who cares, right.*The ground moves in front of Akan's grave.(It's night out.) Soon we see a hand appear. Then Akane climbs out of her coffin and laughs. The sun, unfortunately, chooses that moment to rise and Akan is turned to dust, but not before she says one word,'Damn'- end scene 4.

Sorry for this, but I just couldn't resist. Maybe I should do something like this for my next story, eh.*laughs evilly* Now you've got me started. Next thing you know Ill have Pchan become a killer pig - been affected by the deadly monocrotousterastoname virus *what?* that only pigs get (yet Ranma gets affected by it later on. Will wonders never cease.0_0) that drive them mad and blood crazy(hungry?). Hmm.........

*what do you guys think? That actually sounds like alot of fun...0_0)