Mercenaries Inc.
By Dekon
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters and/or symbols accociated with the Final Fantasy series of games.
These are owned by Squaresoft Entertainment (Playstation) and Edios Entertainment (PC). I also do not own any of
the trademarks or symbols accociated Squaresoft, Edios, or Playstation entertainment of America.
It was a bright and shiney day. It was a swealtering hot day in Gonga
Village and a mercenary group had formed in a small building there...
Cloud: I still say it should be "Cloud's Mercenaries"!!!
Barret: No way, fool!!! It should be "Barret + Co."!!!
*Vincent is sitting in the corner, sleeping*
Cloud(sounding irritated): Hey Barret! I'll fight you for it!
Barret: Your on! You gonna L-O-S-E!
*Barret and Cloud engage in battle*
*Everyone else id sitting lazily on the sofa, watching these two fight,
aimlessly, continuing to assure themselves that the business will
be names after them*
*Vincent smiles and lets out a snicker in his sleep*
Cid: What the @%$#^& it he thinking about?
Red XIII: I think my nose is starting to dry out...
Cait Sith: Boy it's hot today
*Cait Sith steps outside of the building and is run over by a meteor which
rolls away*
Tifa: What next?
*The Turks bust in*
Tifa & Aeris: Oh brother!
Tseng: Did any of you see a meteor go by here?
*Everyone (except Vincent, who is asleep, and Cloud and Barret, who are
fighting) points to where Cait Sith was run over*
Yuffie: Go thata way
*The Turks turn and run out, but not before Yuffie can steal something*
*Everyone in the room except Vincent, still asleep, and Yuffie, who is
proud of herself, sweatdrops(even Cloud and Barret who are still fighting)*
Cid(under his breath): ^$#&
Red XIII: So, what did you get?
Yuffie: Well, I got...
Cloud(interrupting): There. I said it would be "Cloud's Mercenaries"
*Everyone, EXCEPT VINCENT(guess why), and Cloud sweatdrops*
Cid(enraged): What the $^$*#(#~ ?!?!
Cid: It'll be "Cid's @ Cloud: What kind of stupid name is that???
Cid: It's better than yours!!!
*Cid and Cloud continue to diss the other's name choice*
Red XIII: My nose is too dry...
*Red XIII passes out*
Aeris(Jumping into Cid and Cloud's verbal battle): Cloud! Cid! It'll be
"Aeris's Lovely and Efficient Mercenaries"!!!
Cid + Cloud (digusted): WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!
Aeris(cooly): It's better than BOTH of your ideas
*Cid knocks Aeris unconcious*
Cid: Now where were we?
Cloud: My name is BEST!!!
Cid: Like hell it is!
Tifa: This is boring, I'm taking a nap.
*Tifa goes to sleep*
*Cid and Cloud begin to battle and battle wildly*
*Yuffie runs out of the building*
~Minuites go by~
*Cid and Cloud have knocked each other out*
*Yuffie come back in, carrying a caller ID, and hooks it up*
*Sephiroth Materializes*
Yuffie: Sephiroth, go away
Sephiroth: I AM ALL POWERFUL!!!!!!
*Sephiroth knocks Yuffie out*
*The first customer walks in*
Customer: Hello?
Sephiroth(thinking quickly)(in a cheery tone): Welcome to... "Sephiroth's
Mercenaries"!
*Sephiroth and the customer chat and set the job up*
*Sephiroth leaves the members a note (see below)
~Sephiroth's Note~
To:Members of this group
From: Sephiroth
Hello. I was outside of the building and listening to you people quarrel
over the name. I then materialized and knocked out Yuffie. A customer walked
in. the name of your mercenary group is "Sephiroth's Mercenaries". You have
a job in three days at Nibelheim. You will be paid 1500 gil once the job
is completed. Contact Rufus, President of Shinra Inc. for further details.
P.S.-I AM ALL POWERFUL!!!
By Dekon
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters and/or symbols accociated with the Final Fantasy series of games.
These are owned by Squaresoft Entertainment (Playstation) and Edios Entertainment (PC). I also do not own any of
the trademarks or symbols accociated Squaresoft, Edios, or Playstation entertainment of America.
It was a bright and shiney day. It was a swealtering hot day in Gonga
Village and a mercenary group had formed in a small building there...
Cloud: I still say it should be "Cloud's Mercenaries"!!!
Barret: No way, fool!!! It should be "Barret + Co."!!!
*Vincent is sitting in the corner, sleeping*
Cloud(sounding irritated): Hey Barret! I'll fight you for it!
Barret: Your on! You gonna L-O-S-E!
*Barret and Cloud engage in battle*
*Everyone else id sitting lazily on the sofa, watching these two fight,
aimlessly, continuing to assure themselves that the business will
be names after them*
*Vincent smiles and lets out a snicker in his sleep*
Cid: What the @%$#^& it he thinking about?
Red XIII: I think my nose is starting to dry out...
Cait Sith: Boy it's hot today
*Cait Sith steps outside of the building and is run over by a meteor which
rolls away*
Tifa: What next?
*The Turks bust in*
Tifa & Aeris: Oh brother!
Tseng: Did any of you see a meteor go by here?
*Everyone (except Vincent, who is asleep, and Cloud and Barret, who are
fighting) points to where Cait Sith was run over*
Yuffie: Go thata way
*The Turks turn and run out, but not before Yuffie can steal something*
*Everyone in the room except Vincent, still asleep, and Yuffie, who is
proud of herself, sweatdrops(even Cloud and Barret who are still fighting)*
Cid(under his breath): ^$#&
Red XIII: So, what did you get?
Yuffie: Well, I got...
Cloud(interrupting): There. I said it would be "Cloud's Mercenaries"
*Everyone, EXCEPT VINCENT(guess why), and Cloud sweatdrops*
Cid(enraged): What the $^$*#(#~ ?!?!
Cid: It'll be "Cid's @ Cloud: What kind of stupid name is that???
Cid: It's better than yours!!!
*Cid and Cloud continue to diss the other's name choice*
Red XIII: My nose is too dry...
*Red XIII passes out*
Aeris(Jumping into Cid and Cloud's verbal battle): Cloud! Cid! It'll be
"Aeris's Lovely and Efficient Mercenaries"!!!
Cid + Cloud (digusted): WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!
Aeris(cooly): It's better than BOTH of your ideas
*Cid knocks Aeris unconcious*
Cid: Now where were we?
Cloud: My name is BEST!!!
Cid: Like hell it is!
Tifa: This is boring, I'm taking a nap.
*Tifa goes to sleep*
*Cid and Cloud begin to battle and battle wildly*
*Yuffie runs out of the building*
~Minuites go by~
*Cid and Cloud have knocked each other out*
*Yuffie come back in, carrying a caller ID, and hooks it up*
*Sephiroth Materializes*
Yuffie: Sephiroth, go away
Sephiroth: I AM ALL POWERFUL!!!!!!
*Sephiroth knocks Yuffie out*
*The first customer walks in*
Customer: Hello?
Sephiroth(thinking quickly)(in a cheery tone): Welcome to... "Sephiroth's
Mercenaries"!
*Sephiroth and the customer chat and set the job up*
*Sephiroth leaves the members a note (see below)
~Sephiroth's Note~
To:Members of this group
From: Sephiroth
Hello. I was outside of the building and listening to you people quarrel
over the name. I then materialized and knocked out Yuffie. A customer walked
in. the name of your mercenary group is "Sephiroth's Mercenaries". You have
a job in three days at Nibelheim. You will be paid 1500 gil once the job
is completed. Contact Rufus, President of Shinra Inc. for further details.
P.S.-I AM ALL POWERFUL!!!