Black abyss
The final fantasy characters from every game are floating in a black abyss
Cloud:Where the hell are we?
Zidane:Poor me, I and my friends will not be in this fic, because Mr. gonzo has never played our game before.
(Zidane and co. all die)
(As do the final fantasy 6 characters. same reason)
Squall:looks like its just ff8 and 7 characters.
Edge:NOT TRUE!
(Edge dies)
Four young boys from ff3:(In unison)Hehehe
(They all die)
Squall:ENOUGH ALREADY MR. GONZO!!
Mr. gonzo:MUAHAHAHAHAHA, JUST TRY AND STOP ME, I AM THE CREATOR OF THIS FIC, I CAN DO AS I PLEASE.MUAHAHAHAHA.
(Squall dies)
MUAHAHAHAHA
(Squall comes back to life)
That is the power of gonzo. MUAHAHAHAHA
Cloud:OMNISLASH
Mr. gonzo:OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Mr. Gonzo lies there twitching)
(Tifa comes up and kicks him, he stops twitching)
Mr gonzo:I CAN"T DIE. I MADE THIS FIC.
(Dies)
Cloud:That was fun. but we have to figure out a way to get out of this here abyss.
Cid:Shut up you @#**@#$%$#$., now, I have a theory, since this is just a fanfic, it wouldn't do anything if we killed eachother, right?
Aeris:Right.
Cid:(Kills cloud)We'll just have to see.
Tifa:That was real mean mr. highwind.(Kills cid, then kills aeris)
Cloud:Oh my god cid, you were right, it didn't do anything.
Cid:Yeah, we came back.
Aeris:grrrr.
Tifa:Sorry guys
(Sephiroth comes floating down behind them, starts flying around really slowly in the background with the sephiroth music playing)
Tifa:But you realise, this means that.......
Mr. gonzo:MUAHAHAHAHAHA
(See's sephiroth, leaves)
Four heroes from ff1:Thats the end of that chapter.
Cid:Who the %$#* are you guys?
FhfFF1:(In unison)Sorry....We'll go now.
Sephiroth:(Takes a weird looking head out of his belt) JENOVAMON, GO.
(The head bounces off of cloud, doesn't do anything)
Sephiroth:Damn, its a dud.
Cloud:Summon Knights of the round!!!!
Sephiroth:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HELP ME, HELP ME.
(Starts running around dodging the knights)
Sephiroth:(Starts crying)Nobody understands me, everybody is scared of me, everybody hates me, everyone tries to kill me, all I want is a little love.
(Cries)
Jenova:(Gruff voice).....snarl....hackhack....Don't make..Snarl....my baby boy...grr.cry......ack
(Comes over and takes sephiroth in her tentacles)
Sephiroth:Mother...Sniff...They were mean to me.
Jenova music starts playing
Jenova:ack..ack..rrr....snarl..hack..hack....
Squall:Me and my friends are here too, why don't we get to do anything?
Jenova:Snarl...ack...poo...ack...drrr...dree...ahhhh...shutup...ACK.ACK.ACK
Swirly screen that signifies battle mode
Cloud is standing in a black abyss, jenova is in front of him, oddly enough, he is armed only with a bowl of rice.
Cloud threw some rice-5 damage
Jenova strangled him with her tentacles-501 damage
Cloud ate some rice- restored 501 hit points
Jenova bit cloud-890 damage
Cloud threw some rice-5 damage
Jenova smacked cloud in the face-100 damage
Limit Break
Cloud flung the bowl of rice at jenovas head-9999 damage for every piece of rice that was in the bowl
Jenova fades away in red
Cloud gained 30 exp
Jenova:C'mon....ack...plet...snarl..sephiroth.
They walk off into the sunset..or the utter darkness
The heroes from ff1:Thats the end of that.....(they leave)
Cloud:Thats the end of that chapter, eh?
Cloud:But why did I only have a bowl of rice in that battle?
Cloud:The only way to find out is if...Mr gonzo is kind enough to make a sequal....you might have to beg him, but please write a review of this ficcy, ok? then maybe he will make a sequal to this and it will be explained why I had only a bowl of rice.
Tifa(Pretty eyes, fluttery eyelashes, sexy voice)Yes, please, I'm just begging you....
The end