Everyone: ..........
IANA: ^_^
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IANA: ^_^
Everyone: JUST DO THE STUPID DISCLAIMER!!!!!
IANA: o.O jeeze... okie... I don't own yugioh... I own Gwen... I own the famous Gwen's weird imagination... hehe...
Gwen To The Rescue!
Chapter Four:
Gwen put down her stuff and looked around the room. There were two beds in the room. They were opposite to each other. There were two cabinets in between the beds. Kaiba's bed was blue; everything was blue.
Gwen: o_oU // does that mean I CAN'T wear my CUTE pajamas at night?!!?//
"Hey," Gwen turned around and saw Kaiba. "Yeah?" Gwen gulped nervously. //damn!! Why the hell should I be nervous?! // "Ahem. YEAH?!" Gwen yelled out.
Kaiba: o_O "Do you play duel monsters?"
"Sure I do!" Gwen said. "What do you want?"
"Well..." Kaiba smirked. "Let's have a duel. The loser will do anything the winner orders for a month!"
"Hmm.." Gwen wondered. "I'm pretty good at duel monsters, but I don't even know this Kaiba guy..."
"Don't tell me you're scared, woman!"
"Hey! Who's scared? Don't cry like a baby when you lose! And, woman isn't bad actually..."
Kaiba: O.o -___- "That's an insult, dumbass..."
Gwen: --; "Let's duel!"
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"NOOO!!!!!" Gwen yelled as her fairy (her last monster) was destroyed. "Didn't you ever watch 'Beauty and the Beast'? Your monster is not supposed to kill the pretty fairy! Your monster is supposed to love the beauty, not kill her!!"
Kaiba: --; "Sucker! In "Beauty and the Beast", it isn't a fairy! It's a girl! A girl!!"
"Fairy!!!"
"Girl!!!"
"Fairy!!!"
"Girl!!"
"Fairy!!"
"Ppht... fine, fairy, guess an idiot like you wouldn't even understand "Beauty and the Beast". But then I guess that's a love of death. Mwahahaahhaaha!!!!" Kaiba laughed.
Gwen: --; //I hate living with this sicko already... _ NOO!!!! He's going to torture me for losing this duel forever! I'm dead meat!! NNOOO!!!!!!!//
"Well..." Kaiba grinned. "It's time to do whatever your master orders you to do! MWAHAHAHAA!!!"
Gwen: *sniff* *sniff* ;_;
Gwen's weird imagination #2:
*Gwen's singing* You can kick my ass out the window~ I'll just get back up! You can attack me with your Blue-Eyes, and I won't give a f***~ You can hang me like a dead meatball~ I'll go underground. You can attack me with your Blue-Eyes but ~ You can't keep me down~~ own~~ own ... (Pink's 18 wheeler!! It sounds so good! If you've heard it before, then you can really feel Gwen's pain now...)
........................
"Oww..." Gwen mumbled. "Oww...." "Kaiba! That bastard doesn't have to kick my ass that hard..." Gwen was sitting in the hall. Kaiba's first 'order' was sleeping in the hall for the whole entire month, so he could enjoy his 'personal' time.
***** Flash back *******
Kaiba: *kicks Gwen out of the room* Be honored I did it myself! Mwahahaha!!!!!
******* End of flash back *******
"Co~ld..." Gwen shivered. "Damn it! I'm not going to do this for the whole entire month, am I?" *thinking about how Kaiba acts* "Umm...I guess the answer is yes..." ";_; I'm so cold... so pained..." *sniff* *sniff*
Gwen's 'first night' wasn't right at all... it was all about shivering in the hall and trying to think about hot coco... which made her drool... --;
................................................
The second day was a Saturday. It was a day off so you could go home and see your family, but to Gwen, it was more like a nightmare...
"lalallaallaalalala!!!!!" Gwen hummed to herself as she roller-skated on the road. "Yeah, this is called life! Life! Free!!" she exclaimed and smiled when boys passed and blushed. //I look good when I'm a girl! Man! I'm pretty!! ^_^// (--;)
*Poom! *
"OUCH-IA!!!" Gwen was too busy to look at the boys but she ran into someone.
Gwen: O_O KAI-B-A?!
Gwen's weird imagination #3:
Kaiba: you wear a dress!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(same scene) Kaiba: *screams like a girl* AAAARRRRHHHHH!!!!!!! Mommy!! He is a monster!!!!
(same scene) Kaiba: *tells everyone is the school* Auroyu is a girl!! Get her!!!!
Kaiba turned around and saw Gwen. His eyes widened, but he didn't say anything. "Watch where you're going, sucker." Then, he walked away.
Gwen: O.o //how come? How come he didn't saying anything?! This isn't real? Is it? *Pinched herself* OUCH! O.O this is real!!!//
"Huh?" Gwen noticed an envelope lying on the ground. She picked it up and found out that was Kaiba's information research. "Wait!" Gwen yelled, but Kaiba's limo was already gone. "Hmm... maybe I should keep it as a threat... hehehe... ^_^"
However, Gwen saw two words written on the envelope: EMERGENCY!!! IMPORTANT!!! Gwen didn't dare to keep it. //what if it's really emergency and it can save someone's life? What if a company's fate liesin this? What if the earth will crash? What if all the girls in the whole world will die?! (--; That's a little too stupid...) ARCK!! I can't be so selfish! Got to return this to Kaiba! //
.......................................
Gwen wandered down the street. She didn't know where Kaiba's mansion was. "Oh great, this is just great!" Gwen muttered as the rain dripped on her face. She looked up to the sky. "Well, I should really hurry up and find the biggest house in the city..." o_oU "In the city..." Suddenly Gwen saw an address on the envelope, "--; why didn't I see it earlier..."
Gwen found the address on the envelope, but she was already soaked. Water slid down from her hair to her eyes. (Gwen: _)
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Inside Kaiba's mansion:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE IT?!?!" Kaiba yelled at the nervous man in front of him.
"Well, sir, you see, you always keep the important file yourself..."
"SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!" Kaiba yelled. "The file contains the important information of my latest invention! Whoever got it will use it for some evil purpose!!!" // like Pegasus... //
Pegasus: hey! *Hiding Kaiba's high tech secret...*
"Mr. Kaiba." A servant came in. "there's a lady at the door said that she has something very important of yours."
"Oh? Let her in!!" Kaiba said impatiently.
Gwen walked in and water soaked the floor. "Hmm...you dropped this on the street..." Gwen held out the envelope. It was wet, but fortunately, only the envelope. Kaiba grabbed it excitedly. He opened the envelope and found everything was safe. He sighed in relief and suddenly turned to Gwen and stared at her in a weird way.
"Umm..." Gwen looked away and whistled nervously.
"I see," Kaiba sneered. (Gwen: O.o uh-oh...)
"Well, Auroyu is your brother, isn't he? Huh?"
"Oh..." (Gwen: O.o he is really smart... well, too smart... dumbass... heehee...)
"Well, of course, yeah. Ahem. He is my twin brother! How do you know him?" Gwen smiled nervously. (Again...)
"He..." Kaiba smiled like bad boy. "He is my roommate. He is a very nice guy, never bothers me although we share a room." Kaiba smiled innocently.
Gwen: --; //Kaiba, you bastard, you'll pay... I just know I shouldn't have given him the envelope!! //
"Oh, I see." Gwen glared at Kaiba invisibly. "He is a VERY NICE guy. You are NICE to him, AREN'T YOU?"
"Ye-ah..." Kaiba looked away.
"Ok..." Gwen suddenly felt uncomfortable. "Well, I've got to go..."
"It's still raining."
"Doesn't matter, I'm already soaked anyway." Gwen walked to the door.
"Do you need my driver to drive you home?"
"Umm... NO!" Gwen yelled. // Can't let him know where I live!! //
She looked at the pour and sighed. Just before she stepped into rain, Kaiba called. "Here, take this umbrella anyway."
Gwen took the blue umbrella and looked surprised at Kaiba. "Thanks."
.............................................
The weekend was over; Gwen was back to school, to "Hell". She sighed as she sat against the wall in the hall. She didn't even bother to go in the room. If she did, kaiba would kick her out anyway. Suddenly the door opened and Kaiba glared at her. "Come in."
Gwen: O.o //did I just hear what I thought I heard? O.o Okie... this world is mixed up! The evil person is becoming crazy nice! O.o or is it just because I watch too many soap operas? o.O//
Gwen walked into the room nervously. "umm... aren't I suppose to stay outside?" // _ dumb dumb mouth!!! He lets you stay inside then why ask him!?//
Kaiba laughed. "Well, you sure are an honest puppy, huh?" he turned away and said quietly. "All thanks to your sister."
"oh, ok." Gwen somehow blushed.
Kaiba: ........................
Gwen: ........................
Kaiba: .....................
Gwen: ..................
(IANA: ok! That's it! I can't think of anything!! So...)
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To be continued...
IANA: ^_^ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! ^_^
Thanks to:
Ameve: ^^ umm... this chapter is not funny huh? X.x
blackmagic760: there! I got some sugar! *glares from hikari* O.o ......
shadowsprite, Seto: o.O I need air!! IANA: awww... Seto: *glares* shut up... IANA: ^^
MicheleDevoe: ^_^ thanks! Long time no talk! ^^
Anime Queen: actually... I'm out of ideas... O.O that's called a help, isn't it? lol!
Sendra: ^_^ thanks for review... your fanfic is funny...
JediMasterYami: more Gwen's weird imagination!! ^_^
Kaiba's girl: *smirks* don't worry... Tea is dead meat... ^^;;
Yami Ishtar: O.o umm... here's more!!!
ChildofMidnight: ^_^ what's up!! I'm going to update October ghost soon... very soon... ^^
Ruby/Luna: O.O umm... I don't dare to hurt Ryou anymore!! O.o
Medafan: yep, yep, I make more...
(): umm... thanks for the review! ^_^
Herahet: *laughs drunkenly*
Hera: God help me, she and Yami Bakura got drunk on New Years...
IANA: ^_^
Everyone: -_-+...
IANA: ^_^
Everyone: JUST DO THE STUPID DISCLAIMER!!!!!
IANA: o.O jeeze... okie... I don't own yugioh... I own Gwen... I own the famous Gwen's weird imagination... hehe...
Gwen To The Rescue!
Chapter Four:
Gwen put down her stuff and looked around the room. There were two beds in the room. They were opposite to each other. There were two cabinets in between the beds. Kaiba's bed was blue; everything was blue.
Gwen: o_oU // does that mean I CAN'T wear my CUTE pajamas at night?!!?//
"Hey," Gwen turned around and saw Kaiba. "Yeah?" Gwen gulped nervously. //damn!! Why the hell should I be nervous?! // "Ahem. YEAH?!" Gwen yelled out.
Kaiba: o_O "Do you play duel monsters?"
"Sure I do!" Gwen said. "What do you want?"
"Well..." Kaiba smirked. "Let's have a duel. The loser will do anything the winner orders for a month!"
"Hmm.." Gwen wondered. "I'm pretty good at duel monsters, but I don't even know this Kaiba guy..."
"Don't tell me you're scared, woman!"
"Hey! Who's scared? Don't cry like a baby when you lose! And, woman isn't bad actually..."
Kaiba: O.o -___- "That's an insult, dumbass..."
Gwen: --; "Let's duel!"
........................................
"NOOO!!!!!" Gwen yelled as her fairy (her last monster) was destroyed. "Didn't you ever watch 'Beauty and the Beast'? Your monster is not supposed to kill the pretty fairy! Your monster is supposed to love the beauty, not kill her!!"
Kaiba: --; "Sucker! In "Beauty and the Beast", it isn't a fairy! It's a girl! A girl!!"
"Fairy!!!"
"Girl!!!"
"Fairy!!!"
"Girl!!"
"Fairy!!"
"Ppht... fine, fairy, guess an idiot like you wouldn't even understand "Beauty and the Beast". But then I guess that's a love of death. Mwahahaahhaaha!!!!" Kaiba laughed.
Gwen: --; //I hate living with this sicko already... _ NOO!!!! He's going to torture me for losing this duel forever! I'm dead meat!! NNOOO!!!!!!!//
"Well..." Kaiba grinned. "It's time to do whatever your master orders you to do! MWAHAHAHAA!!!"
Gwen: *sniff* *sniff* ;_;
Gwen's weird imagination #2:
*Gwen's singing* You can kick my ass out the window~ I'll just get back up! You can attack me with your Blue-Eyes, and I won't give a f***~ You can hang me like a dead meatball~ I'll go underground. You can attack me with your Blue-Eyes but ~ You can't keep me down~~ own~~ own ... (Pink's 18 wheeler!! It sounds so good! If you've heard it before, then you can really feel Gwen's pain now...)
........................
"Oww..." Gwen mumbled. "Oww...." "Kaiba! That bastard doesn't have to kick my ass that hard..." Gwen was sitting in the hall. Kaiba's first 'order' was sleeping in the hall for the whole entire month, so he could enjoy his 'personal' time.
***** Flash back *******
Kaiba: *kicks Gwen out of the room* Be honored I did it myself! Mwahahaha!!!!!
******* End of flash back *******
"Co~ld..." Gwen shivered. "Damn it! I'm not going to do this for the whole entire month, am I?" *thinking about how Kaiba acts* "Umm...I guess the answer is yes..." ";_; I'm so cold... so pained..." *sniff* *sniff*
Gwen's 'first night' wasn't right at all... it was all about shivering in the hall and trying to think about hot coco... which made her drool... --;
................................................
The second day was a Saturday. It was a day off so you could go home and see your family, but to Gwen, it was more like a nightmare...
"lalallaallaalalala!!!!!" Gwen hummed to herself as she roller-skated on the road. "Yeah, this is called life! Life! Free!!" she exclaimed and smiled when boys passed and blushed. //I look good when I'm a girl! Man! I'm pretty!! ^_^// (--;)
*Poom! *
"OUCH-IA!!!" Gwen was too busy to look at the boys but she ran into someone.
Gwen: O_O KAI-B-A?!
Gwen's weird imagination #3:
Kaiba: you wear a dress!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(same scene) Kaiba: *screams like a girl* AAAARRRRHHHHH!!!!!!! Mommy!! He is a monster!!!!
(same scene) Kaiba: *tells everyone is the school* Auroyu is a girl!! Get her!!!!
Kaiba turned around and saw Gwen. His eyes widened, but he didn't say anything. "Watch where you're going, sucker." Then, he walked away.
Gwen: O.o //how come? How come he didn't saying anything?! This isn't real? Is it? *Pinched herself* OUCH! O.O this is real!!!//
"Huh?" Gwen noticed an envelope lying on the ground. She picked it up and found out that was Kaiba's information research. "Wait!" Gwen yelled, but Kaiba's limo was already gone. "Hmm... maybe I should keep it as a threat... hehehe... ^_^"
However, Gwen saw two words written on the envelope: EMERGENCY!!! IMPORTANT!!! Gwen didn't dare to keep it. //what if it's really emergency and it can save someone's life? What if a company's fate liesin this? What if the earth will crash? What if all the girls in the whole world will die?! (--; That's a little too stupid...) ARCK!! I can't be so selfish! Got to return this to Kaiba! //
.......................................
Gwen wandered down the street. She didn't know where Kaiba's mansion was. "Oh great, this is just great!" Gwen muttered as the rain dripped on her face. She looked up to the sky. "Well, I should really hurry up and find the biggest house in the city..." o_oU "In the city..." Suddenly Gwen saw an address on the envelope, "--; why didn't I see it earlier..."
Gwen found the address on the envelope, but she was already soaked. Water slid down from her hair to her eyes. (Gwen: _)
.................................
Inside Kaiba's mansion:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE IT?!?!" Kaiba yelled at the nervous man in front of him.
"Well, sir, you see, you always keep the important file yourself..."
"SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!" Kaiba yelled. "The file contains the important information of my latest invention! Whoever got it will use it for some evil purpose!!!" // like Pegasus... //
Pegasus: hey! *Hiding Kaiba's high tech secret...*
"Mr. Kaiba." A servant came in. "there's a lady at the door said that she has something very important of yours."
"Oh? Let her in!!" Kaiba said impatiently.
Gwen walked in and water soaked the floor. "Hmm...you dropped this on the street..." Gwen held out the envelope. It was wet, but fortunately, only the envelope. Kaiba grabbed it excitedly. He opened the envelope and found everything was safe. He sighed in relief and suddenly turned to Gwen and stared at her in a weird way.
"Umm..." Gwen looked away and whistled nervously.
"I see," Kaiba sneered. (Gwen: O.o uh-oh...)
"Well, Auroyu is your brother, isn't he? Huh?"
"Oh..." (Gwen: O.o he is really smart... well, too smart... dumbass... heehee...)
"Well, of course, yeah. Ahem. He is my twin brother! How do you know him?" Gwen smiled nervously. (Again...)
"He..." Kaiba smiled like bad boy. "He is my roommate. He is a very nice guy, never bothers me although we share a room." Kaiba smiled innocently.
Gwen: --; //Kaiba, you bastard, you'll pay... I just know I shouldn't have given him the envelope!! //
"Oh, I see." Gwen glared at Kaiba invisibly. "He is a VERY NICE guy. You are NICE to him, AREN'T YOU?"
"Ye-ah..." Kaiba looked away.
"Ok..." Gwen suddenly felt uncomfortable. "Well, I've got to go..."
"It's still raining."
"Doesn't matter, I'm already soaked anyway." Gwen walked to the door.
"Do you need my driver to drive you home?"
"Umm... NO!" Gwen yelled. // Can't let him know where I live!! //
She looked at the pour and sighed. Just before she stepped into rain, Kaiba called. "Here, take this umbrella anyway."
Gwen took the blue umbrella and looked surprised at Kaiba. "Thanks."
.............................................
The weekend was over; Gwen was back to school, to "Hell". She sighed as she sat against the wall in the hall. She didn't even bother to go in the room. If she did, kaiba would kick her out anyway. Suddenly the door opened and Kaiba glared at her. "Come in."
Gwen: O.o //did I just hear what I thought I heard? O.o Okie... this world is mixed up! The evil person is becoming crazy nice! O.o or is it just because I watch too many soap operas? o.O//
Gwen walked into the room nervously. "umm... aren't I suppose to stay outside?" // _ dumb dumb mouth!!! He lets you stay inside then why ask him!?//
Kaiba laughed. "Well, you sure are an honest puppy, huh?" he turned away and said quietly. "All thanks to your sister."
"oh, ok." Gwen somehow blushed.
Kaiba: ........................
Gwen: ........................
Kaiba: .....................
Gwen: ..................
(IANA: ok! That's it! I can't think of anything!! So...)
........................................
To be continued...
IANA: ^_^ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! ^_^
Thanks to:
Ameve: ^^ umm... this chapter is not funny huh? X.x
blackmagic760: there! I got some sugar! *glares from hikari* O.o ......
shadowsprite, Seto: o.O I need air!! IANA: awww... Seto: *glares* shut up... IANA: ^^
MicheleDevoe: ^_^ thanks! Long time no talk! ^^
Anime Queen: actually... I'm out of ideas... O.O that's called a help, isn't it? lol!
Sendra: ^_^ thanks for review... your fanfic is funny...
JediMasterYami: more Gwen's weird imagination!! ^_^
Kaiba's girl: *smirks* don't worry... Tea is dead meat... ^^;;
Yami Ishtar: O.o umm... here's more!!!
ChildofMidnight: ^_^ what's up!! I'm going to update October ghost soon... very soon... ^^
Ruby/Luna: O.O umm... I don't dare to hurt Ryou anymore!! O.o
Medafan: yep, yep, I make more...
(): umm... thanks for the review! ^_^
Herahet: *laughs drunkenly*
Hera: God help me, she and Yami Bakura got drunk on New Years...