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Tea is...
Chapter Five
"Auroyu!" Tea yelled and waved like a maniac in the hallway.
The gang stopped walking, Gwen stopped and saw Tea running to her like crazy. Well, at least now she got used to be called 'Auroyu'.
"Hi Tea," Gwen smiled, "how are you?"
"Yo man," Joey threw Tea a greeting.
"Sup," Tristan winked.
"Hey." Yugi smirked.
"..........." Ryou blushed without saying anything.
"I'm goooood." Tea looked at Gwen dreamily.
Gwen: *thinks* man, T_T I miss being a girl. *Sobs* I need to hang out with girls more!
"So, Auroyu!" Tea yelled again. "Do you, um, wanna go to the sweets shop near our school?"
"There's a sweets shop?!" Gwen screamed.
"Yep, they have a lot of delicious sweets, drinks and ice cream!"
Gwen: *screams like a girl*
Tea: *screams like a girl*
"Count me in!" Gwen screamed excitedly.
Gwen: *thinks* ohhh... now that I'm a boy, uh, I mean I PRETEND to be a boy, I don't have to worry about my weight! Now I can eat whatever I want!! Hehehe...
An evil star shined in Gwen's eyes and everyone was creeped out by Gwen's evil laugh...
"Yeah! That's good! We'll come along too!" Yugi agreed.
"Uh, Yugi, I invited Auroyu." Tea glanced at Yugi.
"Yeah I know!" Yugi looked at Tea cheerfully.
"I invited ONLY Auroyu." Tea said coldly.
"And we are his friends, ^^" Yugi answered cluelessly.
"Hey Yug," Joey jumped into the conversation. "It seems that Ms. Gardner only interested in Auroyu, I think we'd as well bud off her business."
"But we are his friends!"
Everyone: -___- ................
"Ah Yugi, I don't think you get the point here." Joey tried to explain. "Tea invited ONLY Auroyu, and she did NOT invite us."
"Are we Auroyu's friends" Yugi asked innocently.
"Yes."
"Then of course we are invited!"
"..............."
"Uh, yeah, so see you guys!" Gwen smiled with a sweatdrop and got dragged away by Tea.
"Wait!" Yugi yelled behind them, "we are coming too!! We are friends!"
Everyone: ............... *walks away*
Joey: do you know that spiky hair guy? I don't know him.
Tristan: not me!
Ryou: *laughs nervously* we just happen to be together for coincidence for a few years, that's all! We don't know him! Haha.. We just happen to sit with him, that's all! We don't know him! *Coughs nervously*
Joey: by the way, I don't know this white hair idiot either.
Tristan: *walks away*
Ryou: yeah! I don't know this white hair idiot either! Ahah...
................
"I'll have a super size chocolate sundae! ^_____________________^" Gwen ordered happily.
"Uh, I'll have green tea, -_-" Tea managed to swallow down her need for sweets.
Gwen: *thinks* haha, sucker...
"So," Tea laughed nervously as she watched Gwen 'swallowed' down the ice cream like a caveman. "Do you have a girlfriend, Auroyu?"
Gwen swallowed hard, "no!" she yelled. "Uh wait, yes! Um, actually..."
Gwen: *thinks* what am I gonna say?! I mean I AM CUTE no matter if I'm a girl or pretend to be a boy, people like me should have a girlfriend or boyfriend. And say right now that I "am" a boy, but a cute boy like me should have a girlfriend!
Stars shined around Gwen, "well, I AM cute!"
"Wha-?" Tea watched Gwen cluelessly.
"Oh, I mean I 'had' a few girlfriends before," Gwen pretended to be careless, "but you know, girls, they are just too obsessed with me." Gwen shrugged cheesily. "And I think I'm better off with being a single, life's easier." Gwen flipped her front hair.
Gwen: *thinks* although right now I feel like totally lesbian, *in a valley girl voice* I'm just too perfect, what can I do? *Sighs hopelessly*
------ Stars ---- stars ----- stars-------
Tea: *thinks* Auroyu is acting really weird today... and what's with all the stars!? But he probably just wants to impress me. *Laughs confidently* oh well, I'm just toooo attractive, he probably wants to ask me to be his girlfriend, ah, life as a popular girl is tough, but what can I do? *Sighs hopelessly*
----- Stars ------ stars ------ stars -----
In the end, neither Gwen nor Tea talked, they were completely drowned in their own self-impressions.
Girls.
"Auroyu," Tea said softly as she walked with Gwen back to the school.
"Yeah?" Gwen was still thinking about the taste of the ice cream. Gwen: *thinks* I gotta eat more ice creams while I can, ^^
Tea stopped walking, she turned to Gwen. "I've always wanted to tell you something, and today is the time."
Gwen: o.O okie...
"You are a really really wonderful guy." Tea started babbling. "I mean you are cute, smart, athlete (compare to Yugi), and have that attitude that even scares Kaiba off sometimes..."
Gwen suddenly interrupted Tea, "I do?! He's scared of me?!"
"Yeah," Tea said boredly, "but that's not the point, you see-"
"Man I'm gooooood!" Gwen laughed. "Aha! You stupid jerk! Who's the man, who's the man, who's the man!!!" Gwen waved and yelled like a maniac.
Tea: -_- please let me finish.
Gwen: ^^;;; Okie...
"Well," Tea breathed in hard. "I really really like you," stars appeared in Tea's eyes. "Can I be your girlfriend?"
Gwen: O____________________O;;;;;;;; wha----?!!?!!?
Tea: *thinks* ok, now let me see, which step am I on?
Tea's "Wanting-to-be-girlfriend" checklist:
1. Say good things about your future partner - check
2. Tell him you like him for who he is - check
3. The kiss, oh yeah, you go baby - unchecked.
Tea: *thinks* alright, now comes to the kiss, if I kiss him, then he's mine! Mwahaahahahaa!!!
"Auroyu..." Tea half closed her eyes dreamily, "I really love you..." *leans forward*
Gwen: *thinks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: *leans forward more and thinks* dammit, I can't open my eyes fully, but this way I can't see his mouth! Oh, there, alright! *Giggles evilly* you are mine.... Heheehee...
Gwen: wait!! This is a mistake!! A big mistake!!!
Tea: *leans forward more and more*
Gwen: don't! I mean I'm not!! Wait!!
Tea: *lips curled up*
Gwen: O;;;; *slaps* you pervert!
Tea who was the one got slapped, she opened her eyes fearfully, looked at Gwen unbelievably, and tears filled her eyes. "You, you slapped me!"
But what Tea saw was Gwen running like hell out of the little school forest.
Gwen: O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: .___.????? *Sobs* what the hell just happened?!!?!!?
To be continued...
IANA: it's been a long time since I update this fanfic. Well, because fics with OCs aren't popular among the "oh-so-mighty-anti-Mary sue" people, so I hardly update it anymore. But just to clear one thing up, Gwen is just an OC, she isn't exactly what you called "Mary Sue". And it really surprises me that so many people actually like this fic, and I really do enjoy writing it because I can just spill out all the humors but not insanity. (But, it is kinda crazy, but not THAT crazy...) and this fic isn't like my typical serious angst fics, and I don't really need to care about the format of this fic, in the other word, this is just a fic for fun, not some seriously funny fic that wanting to be the most popular humor fic, it's just my enjoyment which brings smiles to your faces. So thanks for all the supports and no, I didn't die or had a car accident or anything like that, -_- evil people. ^^ So, feel free to click the little review button and tell me you really do enjoy this fic, thanks! ^^
Tea is...
Chapter Five
"Auroyu!" Tea yelled and waved like a maniac in the hallway.
The gang stopped walking, Gwen stopped and saw Tea running to her like crazy. Well, at least now she got used to be called 'Auroyu'.
"Hi Tea," Gwen smiled, "how are you?"
"Yo man," Joey threw Tea a greeting.
"Sup," Tristan winked.
"Hey." Yugi smirked.
"..........." Ryou blushed without saying anything.
"I'm goooood." Tea looked at Gwen dreamily.
Gwen: *thinks* man, T_T I miss being a girl. *Sobs* I need to hang out with girls more!
"So, Auroyu!" Tea yelled again. "Do you, um, wanna go to the sweets shop near our school?"
"There's a sweets shop?!" Gwen screamed.
"Yep, they have a lot of delicious sweets, drinks and ice cream!"
Gwen: *screams like a girl*
Tea: *screams like a girl*
"Count me in!" Gwen screamed excitedly.
Gwen: *thinks* ohhh... now that I'm a boy, uh, I mean I PRETEND to be a boy, I don't have to worry about my weight! Now I can eat whatever I want!! Hehehe...
An evil star shined in Gwen's eyes and everyone was creeped out by Gwen's evil laugh...
"Yeah! That's good! We'll come along too!" Yugi agreed.
"Uh, Yugi, I invited Auroyu." Tea glanced at Yugi.
"Yeah I know!" Yugi looked at Tea cheerfully.
"I invited ONLY Auroyu." Tea said coldly.
"And we are his friends, ^^" Yugi answered cluelessly.
"Hey Yug," Joey jumped into the conversation. "It seems that Ms. Gardner only interested in Auroyu, I think we'd as well bud off her business."
"But we are his friends!"
Everyone: -___- ................
"Ah Yugi, I don't think you get the point here." Joey tried to explain. "Tea invited ONLY Auroyu, and she did NOT invite us."
"Are we Auroyu's friends" Yugi asked innocently.
"Yes."
"Then of course we are invited!"
"..............."
"Uh, yeah, so see you guys!" Gwen smiled with a sweatdrop and got dragged away by Tea.
"Wait!" Yugi yelled behind them, "we are coming too!! We are friends!"
Everyone: ............... *walks away*
Joey: do you know that spiky hair guy? I don't know him.
Tristan: not me!
Ryou: *laughs nervously* we just happen to be together for coincidence for a few years, that's all! We don't know him! Haha.. We just happen to sit with him, that's all! We don't know him! *Coughs nervously*
Joey: by the way, I don't know this white hair idiot either.
Tristan: *walks away*
Ryou: yeah! I don't know this white hair idiot either! Ahah...
................
"I'll have a super size chocolate sundae! ^_____________________^" Gwen ordered happily.
"Uh, I'll have green tea, -_-" Tea managed to swallow down her need for sweets.
Gwen: *thinks* haha, sucker...
"So," Tea laughed nervously as she watched Gwen 'swallowed' down the ice cream like a caveman. "Do you have a girlfriend, Auroyu?"
Gwen swallowed hard, "no!" she yelled. "Uh wait, yes! Um, actually..."
Gwen: *thinks* what am I gonna say?! I mean I AM CUTE no matter if I'm a girl or pretend to be a boy, people like me should have a girlfriend or boyfriend. And say right now that I "am" a boy, but a cute boy like me should have a girlfriend!
Stars shined around Gwen, "well, I AM cute!"
"Wha-?" Tea watched Gwen cluelessly.
"Oh, I mean I 'had' a few girlfriends before," Gwen pretended to be careless, "but you know, girls, they are just too obsessed with me." Gwen shrugged cheesily. "And I think I'm better off with being a single, life's easier." Gwen flipped her front hair.
Gwen: *thinks* although right now I feel like totally lesbian, *in a valley girl voice* I'm just too perfect, what can I do? *Sighs hopelessly*
------ Stars ---- stars ----- stars-------
Tea: *thinks* Auroyu is acting really weird today... and what's with all the stars!? But he probably just wants to impress me. *Laughs confidently* oh well, I'm just toooo attractive, he probably wants to ask me to be his girlfriend, ah, life as a popular girl is tough, but what can I do? *Sighs hopelessly*
----- Stars ------ stars ------ stars -----
In the end, neither Gwen nor Tea talked, they were completely drowned in their own self-impressions.
Girls.
"Auroyu," Tea said softly as she walked with Gwen back to the school.
"Yeah?" Gwen was still thinking about the taste of the ice cream. Gwen: *thinks* I gotta eat more ice creams while I can, ^^
Tea stopped walking, she turned to Gwen. "I've always wanted to tell you something, and today is the time."
Gwen: o.O okie...
"You are a really really wonderful guy." Tea started babbling. "I mean you are cute, smart, athlete (compare to Yugi), and have that attitude that even scares Kaiba off sometimes..."
Gwen suddenly interrupted Tea, "I do?! He's scared of me?!"
"Yeah," Tea said boredly, "but that's not the point, you see-"
"Man I'm gooooood!" Gwen laughed. "Aha! You stupid jerk! Who's the man, who's the man, who's the man!!!" Gwen waved and yelled like a maniac.
Tea: -_- please let me finish.
Gwen: ^^;;; Okie...
"Well," Tea breathed in hard. "I really really like you," stars appeared in Tea's eyes. "Can I be your girlfriend?"
Gwen: O____________________O;;;;;;;; wha----?!!?!!?
Tea: *thinks* ok, now let me see, which step am I on?
Tea's "Wanting-to-be-girlfriend" checklist:
1. Say good things about your future partner - check
2. Tell him you like him for who he is - check
3. The kiss, oh yeah, you go baby - unchecked.
Tea: *thinks* alright, now comes to the kiss, if I kiss him, then he's mine! Mwahaahahahaa!!!
"Auroyu..." Tea half closed her eyes dreamily, "I really love you..." *leans forward*
Gwen: *thinks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: *leans forward more and thinks* dammit, I can't open my eyes fully, but this way I can't see his mouth! Oh, there, alright! *Giggles evilly* you are mine.... Heheehee...
Gwen: wait!! This is a mistake!! A big mistake!!!
Tea: *leans forward more and more*
Gwen: don't! I mean I'm not!! Wait!!
Tea: *lips curled up*
Gwen: O;;;; *slaps* you pervert!
Tea who was the one got slapped, she opened her eyes fearfully, looked at Gwen unbelievably, and tears filled her eyes. "You, you slapped me!"
But what Tea saw was Gwen running like hell out of the little school forest.
Gwen: O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: .___.????? *Sobs* what the hell just happened?!!?!!?
To be continued...
IANA: it's been a long time since I update this fanfic. Well, because fics with OCs aren't popular among the "oh-so-mighty-anti-Mary sue" people, so I hardly update it anymore. But just to clear one thing up, Gwen is just an OC, she isn't exactly what you called "Mary Sue". And it really surprises me that so many people actually like this fic, and I really do enjoy writing it because I can just spill out all the humors but not insanity. (But, it is kinda crazy, but not THAT crazy...) and this fic isn't like my typical serious angst fics, and I don't really need to care about the format of this fic, in the other word, this is just a fic for fun, not some seriously funny fic that wanting to be the most popular humor fic, it's just my enjoyment which brings smiles to your faces. So thanks for all the supports and no, I didn't die or had a car accident or anything like that, -_- evil people. ^^ So, feel free to click the little review button and tell me you really do enjoy this fic, thanks! ^^