"We got them good" I said
"Yeah, bet they neva saw that one commin"
"Oh well, let's go switch some more." We started laughing uncontrollably (A/N: This is what happens when you sniff white out)
******************************Draco POV*******************************
"Oh man my freaking head!" I moaned walking to the shower. I know that I did not have any alcohol last night. "Owe SHIT! What the HELL!" I ran into a WALL! What the hell is wall doing where the bathrooms are? Is this hurt Draco day? Now my head REALLY pounds, I found the boys bathroom.
"Gin what the hell are you doing in here?" a voice asked.
I turned around and there was the weasel himself. Ron Weasel the worst of them all! "Weasel what are you doing here"
"Using the toilet, what does it look like? Now Ginny as a GIRL what are you doing in the boys bathroom?"
Why do you keep calling me Ginny dumb ass? And why are you in the SYTHERIN boys bathroom?
"Ginny this is Gryffindor! and what is YOUR problem going in the boys bathroom at all!"
I just happened to look down. What the hell are those on my chest? Where are my pecks? Where is lil MALFOY?"
"Ginny just in case you forgot the girls bathroom is on the other side of the hallway." Ron said pushing me out the door.
I went willingly I was to busy trying to find out where my DICK was!
*********************************Arina POV*****************************
What the HELL is wrong with my head? Oh shit I really need to take a fucking shower and talk to Dre. I don't remember drinking last night, so why the fuck do I have this got damn headache? Where is the Bathroom? Did they change Sytherin without telling me? Aw Hell naw I gotta piss, where is the fucking bathroom? I finally find the bathroom not in the mother-fucking place it's supposed to be. I walk in and see Ginny Weasely.
"Weasely what the hell are you doing in our bathroom?"
"Gay-bottom I am not in the mood don't piss me off!"
"Little bitch I'll take ya head off." I said not noticing that my voice was deeper.
"Look you Gryffindor slime you beta leave me the FUCK alone."
"Look this is the Sytherin's bathroom you don't want me to wake up Draco an get him to come here do you? Cause I don't think he likes you a lot …at all."
"Arina"
"What?"
"Look in the mirror."
"Why what are you trying to pull?"
"Nothing just look."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!, where the hell are my boobs?"
"That's what you say? You're boobs, what about you're face! Arina, It's me, Draco."
"Dre, no way Ha! You're the Weasel. What the HELL is going on?"
"I don't know but we beta go to the Sytherin rooms. I think we'll find our bodies there."
"Well we need to hurry up cause he/I have to PEE!"
"HAhahahahHAHAHAHa."
"SHUT UP! How do you work this thing?"
"You beta hold it."
"I CAN'T!"
********************************Ginny POV*******************************
I yarned sleepily what the hell is making all that noise?
"Get up Weasel! You stole my body!"
I opened my eyes guess what I saw…me! "What the Hell, this is one crazy dream!"
"It's not a dream dumb ass." I heard myself say.
"Malfoy? What the hell are you doing in my body!" I looked down, "Why the hell am I in yours."
"You had to do a spell bitch, what the hell did you do? Yo little kids are always doing something wrong! Probably back fired from your hand-me-down wand!"
"Nothing ass face, you had to do this!" I heard screaming from across the hall. Neville ran into the room.
"Dre I am going to go crazy, he won't tell me how to PEE! He said that I shouldn't get to see him like that."
"A????? What the hell? Ok what is going on, where's Neville?"
"Right here." A pissed off voice said. I looked over and there was Neville in A????s body.
"We need to figure out how to get our bodies back." Draco/I said.
"No what needs to happen is that somebody needs to show me how to PEE!" A??? /Neville said.
"Um me too!"
"No way Weasel you are not, ARE NOT, using the bathroom in my body you are just going to have to hold it."
"I you don't me pee I'm going to cut it off!"
"NO!"
Neville/A??? started walking around "Um, he/she said, I'm going to the bathroom to…. do something." And he ran off to the girls bathroom.
"Shit, fuck it I'm going to the bathroom."
*******************************Fairy's POV*******************************
"Kia, are you finished yet?"
"Almost just a little more dust."
6 more people glow green.
*Both laugh evilly*
6 voices chorus "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
******************************In The Bathroom******************************
"They're HUGE!"
"DAMN this is BIG!"
"Why is it HARD?!"
"They're really FIRM"
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A/N: yayz! I posted it! Ha it's funny at the end! Sniffing white out is VERY fuN!
Byez! *smiles evilly*