The More the Merrier!
I was bored when I wrote this - I had writer's block after my other story, the serious one but here's summat to keep u interested!
A quiet and saucy night between Harry and Lavender takes its own route to a night of wild sex! READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH OR YOU'LL REGRET MISSING THE END!
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Harry and Lavender have been going out for six minutes and decide that they are both ready for a more physical relationship.
Harry sat on Lavender's bed in the girl's dormitory of Gryffindor Tower. He patted the space next to him.
"Come on, babe," he said silkily grabbing her by the hip and drawing her forward flirtatiously.
"Are you sure we're ready, Harry?" she said sitting on his lap, facing him with her arms around his neck. "I mean you realise that you are a teenage lad with raging hormones who would shag anything with a pulse?"
Harry paused.
"I'm not THAT shallow."
"Yeh sure, and birds can fly!" she said sarcastically, not noticing the exasperated look on Harry's face after her bimbo-ish comment.
"We discussed this remember? We need to take the next step."
"Harry you only fucking asked me out after Charms!" Lavender roared.
Harry just gave her a flirtatious smile and started to unbutton Lavender's lavender cardigan. She proceeded to taking his sweatshirt off while he tore her bra off.
Lavender got off Harry and allowed him to move to rest his head on the pillow, she was now topless completely.. as was Harry. She made her way to the side of the bed and then sat on Harry's crotch, as it began to throb and expand, she could feel herself getting moist around her crotch area because of Harry massaging his chest and stomach in display while pulling her skirt off to reveal a very kinky red thong *wink wink*.
Lavender suddenly stood up, grabbing her wand from the bedside cabinet and muttered, "LUMOS!"
She shone the bright light of her wand in Harry's eyes.
"What the fuck are you doing you little bitch?" Harry said bitterly as she frowned at him with her C cup boobs hanging in front of her like Tesco bags full of Sunny Delight.
She scowled at him, "Why do you keep taking MY clothes off but you won't let me take yours off!"
Harry laughed and hoisted himself up slightly in the bed, he couldn't but help feel sorry for the poor cow, SHE didn't realise how stupid she was.
"Honey," he said reassuringly but with an air of condescendence, "I WILL let you, I just wanted to make sure all of yours were off first so that I could have a very stiff penis before I inserted it into your vagina."
She thought about this for a moment the finally said, "Okay but I want to see an erect penis when I take your boxers off, I hate the way they look when limp."
Harry gave her a menacing smile as she sat back down and placed her wand back on the cabinet.
And so Lavender pulled Harry's trousers off and before whipping his boxers off, kissing his package and letting her tongue wander around under the flap.
Then she saw his penis and the look on her face was indescribable, okay...... it was kinda like the look on a mother-in-law's face when she finds some dirt on her son-in-law.
Harry finally tore Lavender's lavender...I mean red thong off. The pussy wasn't THAT amazing, it was inside so he couldn't be impressed yet.
And the moment that Harry had been waiting for had arrived - Lavender was just about to impale her pussy with Harry's tool. He began to breathe sharply as she moved on top of him .. but a loud noise from the door made them both freeze in terror.
Ron Weasley had just barged in on them; he was accompanied by his girlfriend from Durmstrang, Ivana Dewitt.
Ron stared open-mouthed at the sight that met his eyes.
"Harry. Lavender.." He stammered.
Harry was not ashamed but sat up and said, "Glad you know our names, now would you mind leaving us?"
But Lavender had other ideas, "Wait! Ron, Ivana why don't you join us?"
Harry gave Lavender an utterly thunderstruck glance, his eyes stretched as wide as they could go. All he could do was stammer.
"Um.. um. Lavender did you just say to join you?" Ron asked.
"Ja course she sayed that, Rony-ald!" Ivana said.
"Yes Ron, Ivana, I want us to have a kinky rocking of the casbah!" Lavender piped up.
Everyone stared at her.
"Well it sounded much better in my head!" she cried.
Ron looked to Ivana and then said to Lavender, "If you're serious, I'm up for it!"
Lavender nodded and Ivana had a look upon her face that suggested that she had tricks up her sleeve, as if she planned having group sex with her boyfriend's best friend and girlfriend.
And so Ron and Ivana Dewitt began to strip off, leaving nothing but their underwear on and got onto the bed. Lavender got up off Harry and began to French kiss Ron while Ivana began to tease Harry's balls.
Harry looked up at her nervously, he couldn't talk about how he 'scored' with Lavender now with the lads in the Gryffindor common room tomorrow because she'd invited his best friend, who was getting off with his girlfriend. And now Ron's girlfriend was playing around with his crotch and licking his nipples - Harry was so turned off, he was cold.
Nonetheless, he tried to make conversation, "So.. you're from Durmstrang?"
She nodded.
"We once had your lot round here for the Triwizard Tournament in my fourth year," Harry continued as she listened silently, "Um... what was your name again?"
"Ivana Dewitt," she breathed silently.
"I wanna do it?" he asked.
She suddenly perked up, and climbing onto his hips said, "DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
Before Harry knew it, he was being fucked - no RAPED by this mad foreign lass. He couldn't even enjoy it because she was going so fast and he didn't fancy her but then he felt the orgasm coming through and then began to respond to her rhythmic banging. She screamed out loud, making Lavender and Ron look up at her from their kiss and then Harry felt it - his orgasm it was coming... and..
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he moaned out loud.
"Shit, you little bitch that was fucking fantastic," he said while Ivana's enormous boobs bounced before him like two beach balls.
Ivana smiled and then slid his dick out of her pussy.
Now, Harry Potter, now in his Sixth Year of Hogwarts was seen as somewhat of a stud, as was Draco Malfoy (worryingly). Well Harry was used to casual sex with girls falling at his feet everywhere (except Potions where they had to hide under the desk, while 'playing' with his willy) and Harry was used to the idea that you've had enough sex after one orgasm - in fact he had the misconception that everyone else did too.. Ivana had other things in mind.
Lavender and Ron were now in a 69 position, slurping away and letting out a muffled moan every so often.
Ivana was now sitting on the bed cross legged and looking like she was waiting for something, her eyes lingering across the corner of the Gryffindor Girl's Dormitory.
And then it happened, suddenly, two people holding an old sock appeared in the corner of the room. Harry jumped at their sudden appearance and then saw that it was none other than his fellow Gryffindor, Seamus and a Hufflepuff, Susan Bones that Harry had barely spoken to, though he'd shagged her before.
"What the fuck?" Harry cried.
"Hi Harry," Seamus said in a randy tone, he was wearing a cowboy outfit, though a very skimpy and burlesque one that made Harry nauseous. It was just wearing a cowboy hat, gloves, boots, a red neck scarf and worst of all - a white thong.
Then Harry saw Susan emerge from the shadows after talking to Ivana for a few minutes.
"Hiya Harry," she said, giggling. Harry saw that she was wearing a tight nurse's outfit and her boobs were almost falling out - Harry couldn't help being turned on.
"How..how did you get here?" Harry asked still staring at Susan's chest.
"Portkey of course," Seamus answered holding up the sock they came with.
Harry was utterly confused, and was not sure why there were six people in the room while he was lying butt-naked on Lavender's bed and his best friend and girlfriend were teasing each other's genitals.
Ivana came back to the bedside and did an engorgement charm to extend Lavender's bed. Harry saw it stretch beyond his feet. It was now big enough to house ten people.
"Um... Ivana - what's going on, exactly?" Harry finally asked.
She merely laughed in answer to his question, a harsh, coarse laugh that quickly became a high pitched giggle.
Harry was now afraid - VERY afraid....
Meanwhile Seamus and Susan sat down on the bed in their costumes.
"Where on earth ARE they?" Lavender asked from the other end of her bed, looking in Ivana's direction, "they should have been here ten minutes ago!"
Something gave Harry the sordid impression that the girls had been scheming something.
But he couldn't linger on this thought for very much longer because the door to the dormitory had suddenly been flung open and Harry could see two figures standing in the doorway.
He almost yelled out when he saw who it was - a tall blonde boy wearing a tight leather thong, with his hands tied together in leather straps. But the thing that was most worrying was the fact that he had a dog leash around his neck and the girl holding it was none other than Harry's friend, Hermione Granger.
Harry's jaw dropped to the floor and he didn't notice Ron coming up from behind and putting his hands round Harry's waist, while kissing his neck - or Lavender crawling slowly towards Harry's Crown Jewels, whilst kissing his thighs.
Hermione was wearing a tight red leather catsuit, showing a very skinny figure but gigantic breasts that jutted out before her like a shelf. In one hand she was holding a horse whip, and in the other was the leash tied round the blonde boy, Draco Malfoy's neck.
This wasn't the same Hermione Granger - the Muggle-born bookish and awkward girl who Ron and Hermione had saved from a Mountain Troll - this was...
"Velcome Super Beetch!" Ivana said loudly, "and her faithful companion, Randy."
"Uh my name is Draco actually." he piped up, "but you can call me whatever you want, baby!" he added catching sight of her breasts.
And so there were eight in the room. Harry was not sure what was going on exactly but was sure it couldn't be good - how very wrong he was!
Ivana stood up on the gigantic bed and spoke to the assortment of Hogwarts Students in the room, "Okay, vee are all gathered here for one thing - KINKY SEX!"
Everyone but Harry cheered, and he noticed that Ron's penis was up his anus and that Lavender was rubbing her boobs against his dick. He was too shocked to protest, thinking it was all some horrible dream.
But then at that moment Ivana continued, "Thees eez how it vill vork - everyone choose a partner of the opposite sex!"
Seamus went with Susan, Draco went with Hermione, Ron went with Ivana and it seemed that Harry was with Lavender.
Now each couple must choose another couple to pair up with.
And then Seamus and Susan went with Ron and Ivana, and it looked as if Harry's repressed feelings towards Draco would be able to come into action as he was with him and Hermione.
And before he knew it, Harry was being used as the 'base' - whatever THAT was. But he didn't care, as long as he could have Hermione bouncing off him and Draco inside him or vice versa.
And so it began, Hermione slid Harry's penis into her vagina and began slow rhythmic movements. Draco followed en suit and slid his cock inside Harry's ass while holding his legs up on his shoulders. Then it was Lavender's turn, but she couldn't find anything to do, but Harry grabbed her and began to lick her out. Hermione kept massaging her boobs and Draco was moaning so loudly that Harry was sure he was going to come very soon.
On the other side of the large bed was Ivana being fucked by Ron who had Seamus' dick up his ass. Seamus had his tongue squirming around inside Susan's pussy. The moans in the room were incredible, and it was getting hotter and hotter - the sweat was pouring off the kids like water.
The sight of the other four was enough to make Harry roar loudly as he came, and came, and came. This was no regular orgasm, it was really strong and he wanted more. Ron, Seamus, Draco, Hermione, Susan and Lavender had all come by now but Ivana was still going, and when she finally DID come - she got up and just left the room.
"What's up with HER?" Harry asked, with Hermione in his arms and Draco on the other side.
"Nevermind THAT sweety," Hermione said getting up and whipping her firm ass - everyone was still naked except Seamus who was still wearing his cowboy hat and neck scarf, making both Lavender and Susan VERY randy - as well as Ron, funnily enough.
Ron crawled over to Harry from the other side of the room and began to get off with Draco.
"Yuck! Ron, you poof!" Harry said as they kissed right next to him, "I always thought you were a bit bent, ever since you spent ages snogging me in Spin the Bottle at Christmas."
Ron stopped kissing Draco and pointed to the other side of the room - Lavender and Susan were kissing too, and Seamus having watched them for ages, joined in as well in a three-person kiss.
"Anyway," Ron said crawling over to Harry and running a finger along his stomach, "you can talk - in Second Year you wrote a note saying 'Let's Do it Tonight'"
Hermione burst out laughing, as did Draco.
Harry went red in the face, "you know I meant to go into Forbidden Forest and look for Aragog when THAT happened."
"Sure you did," Draco said finger Hermione.
"I can't believe I'm hearing this!" Harry cried.
Ron sat on top of Harry's stomach (bear in mind EVERYONE in the room is STILL NAKED) and just uttered, "Bitch".
Suddenly, Ivana burst through the door with her wand pointing at Harry.
"You shall all die now," she whispered.
"NO YOU DON'T!" cried a voice from the other end of the room. Draco and Hermione were dressed in corsets and wore pale make up - looking like quite the sweet transvestites. They were holding up a trident and pointing it at Ivana.
"You shall die now," they said and Ivana crumpled to the ground in a pile of ashes.
"We shall return now to the Planet Transsexual," they said, "It is better that the people of Earth be safe from Frank-n-Furter.. I mean Ivana Dewitt's randiness - GOODBYE!"
And they disappeared in to air.
"Well that was a weird dream," Harry said, but realised that he was still there.
Everyone laughed and jumped on top of Harry...
What happened next? Oh rite - yes they had sex I think - might have played tiddly-winks but you never know!
THE END
I was bored when I wrote this - I had writer's block after my other story, the serious one but here's summat to keep u interested!
A quiet and saucy night between Harry and Lavender takes its own route to a night of wild sex! READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH OR YOU'LL REGRET MISSING THE END!
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Harry and Lavender have been going out for six minutes and decide that they are both ready for a more physical relationship.
Harry sat on Lavender's bed in the girl's dormitory of Gryffindor Tower. He patted the space next to him.
"Come on, babe," he said silkily grabbing her by the hip and drawing her forward flirtatiously.
"Are you sure we're ready, Harry?" she said sitting on his lap, facing him with her arms around his neck. "I mean you realise that you are a teenage lad with raging hormones who would shag anything with a pulse?"
Harry paused.
"I'm not THAT shallow."
"Yeh sure, and birds can fly!" she said sarcastically, not noticing the exasperated look on Harry's face after her bimbo-ish comment.
"We discussed this remember? We need to take the next step."
"Harry you only fucking asked me out after Charms!" Lavender roared.
Harry just gave her a flirtatious smile and started to unbutton Lavender's lavender cardigan. She proceeded to taking his sweatshirt off while he tore her bra off.
Lavender got off Harry and allowed him to move to rest his head on the pillow, she was now topless completely.. as was Harry. She made her way to the side of the bed and then sat on Harry's crotch, as it began to throb and expand, she could feel herself getting moist around her crotch area because of Harry massaging his chest and stomach in display while pulling her skirt off to reveal a very kinky red thong *wink wink*.
Lavender suddenly stood up, grabbing her wand from the bedside cabinet and muttered, "LUMOS!"
She shone the bright light of her wand in Harry's eyes.
"What the fuck are you doing you little bitch?" Harry said bitterly as she frowned at him with her C cup boobs hanging in front of her like Tesco bags full of Sunny Delight.
She scowled at him, "Why do you keep taking MY clothes off but you won't let me take yours off!"
Harry laughed and hoisted himself up slightly in the bed, he couldn't but help feel sorry for the poor cow, SHE didn't realise how stupid she was.
"Honey," he said reassuringly but with an air of condescendence, "I WILL let you, I just wanted to make sure all of yours were off first so that I could have a very stiff penis before I inserted it into your vagina."
She thought about this for a moment the finally said, "Okay but I want to see an erect penis when I take your boxers off, I hate the way they look when limp."
Harry gave her a menacing smile as she sat back down and placed her wand back on the cabinet.
And so Lavender pulled Harry's trousers off and before whipping his boxers off, kissing his package and letting her tongue wander around under the flap.
Then she saw his penis and the look on her face was indescribable, okay...... it was kinda like the look on a mother-in-law's face when she finds some dirt on her son-in-law.
Harry finally tore Lavender's lavender...I mean red thong off. The pussy wasn't THAT amazing, it was inside so he couldn't be impressed yet.
And the moment that Harry had been waiting for had arrived - Lavender was just about to impale her pussy with Harry's tool. He began to breathe sharply as she moved on top of him .. but a loud noise from the door made them both freeze in terror.
Ron Weasley had just barged in on them; he was accompanied by his girlfriend from Durmstrang, Ivana Dewitt.
Ron stared open-mouthed at the sight that met his eyes.
"Harry. Lavender.." He stammered.
Harry was not ashamed but sat up and said, "Glad you know our names, now would you mind leaving us?"
But Lavender had other ideas, "Wait! Ron, Ivana why don't you join us?"
Harry gave Lavender an utterly thunderstruck glance, his eyes stretched as wide as they could go. All he could do was stammer.
"Um.. um. Lavender did you just say to join you?" Ron asked.
"Ja course she sayed that, Rony-ald!" Ivana said.
"Yes Ron, Ivana, I want us to have a kinky rocking of the casbah!" Lavender piped up.
Everyone stared at her.
"Well it sounded much better in my head!" she cried.
Ron looked to Ivana and then said to Lavender, "If you're serious, I'm up for it!"
Lavender nodded and Ivana had a look upon her face that suggested that she had tricks up her sleeve, as if she planned having group sex with her boyfriend's best friend and girlfriend.
And so Ron and Ivana Dewitt began to strip off, leaving nothing but their underwear on and got onto the bed. Lavender got up off Harry and began to French kiss Ron while Ivana began to tease Harry's balls.
Harry looked up at her nervously, he couldn't talk about how he 'scored' with Lavender now with the lads in the Gryffindor common room tomorrow because she'd invited his best friend, who was getting off with his girlfriend. And now Ron's girlfriend was playing around with his crotch and licking his nipples - Harry was so turned off, he was cold.
Nonetheless, he tried to make conversation, "So.. you're from Durmstrang?"
She nodded.
"We once had your lot round here for the Triwizard Tournament in my fourth year," Harry continued as she listened silently, "Um... what was your name again?"
"Ivana Dewitt," she breathed silently.
"I wanna do it?" he asked.
She suddenly perked up, and climbing onto his hips said, "DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
Before Harry knew it, he was being fucked - no RAPED by this mad foreign lass. He couldn't even enjoy it because she was going so fast and he didn't fancy her but then he felt the orgasm coming through and then began to respond to her rhythmic banging. She screamed out loud, making Lavender and Ron look up at her from their kiss and then Harry felt it - his orgasm it was coming... and..
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he moaned out loud.
"Shit, you little bitch that was fucking fantastic," he said while Ivana's enormous boobs bounced before him like two beach balls.
Ivana smiled and then slid his dick out of her pussy.
Now, Harry Potter, now in his Sixth Year of Hogwarts was seen as somewhat of a stud, as was Draco Malfoy (worryingly). Well Harry was used to casual sex with girls falling at his feet everywhere (except Potions where they had to hide under the desk, while 'playing' with his willy) and Harry was used to the idea that you've had enough sex after one orgasm - in fact he had the misconception that everyone else did too.. Ivana had other things in mind.
Lavender and Ron were now in a 69 position, slurping away and letting out a muffled moan every so often.
Ivana was now sitting on the bed cross legged and looking like she was waiting for something, her eyes lingering across the corner of the Gryffindor Girl's Dormitory.
And then it happened, suddenly, two people holding an old sock appeared in the corner of the room. Harry jumped at their sudden appearance and then saw that it was none other than his fellow Gryffindor, Seamus and a Hufflepuff, Susan Bones that Harry had barely spoken to, though he'd shagged her before.
"What the fuck?" Harry cried.
"Hi Harry," Seamus said in a randy tone, he was wearing a cowboy outfit, though a very skimpy and burlesque one that made Harry nauseous. It was just wearing a cowboy hat, gloves, boots, a red neck scarf and worst of all - a white thong.
Then Harry saw Susan emerge from the shadows after talking to Ivana for a few minutes.
"Hiya Harry," she said, giggling. Harry saw that she was wearing a tight nurse's outfit and her boobs were almost falling out - Harry couldn't help being turned on.
"How..how did you get here?" Harry asked still staring at Susan's chest.
"Portkey of course," Seamus answered holding up the sock they came with.
Harry was utterly confused, and was not sure why there were six people in the room while he was lying butt-naked on Lavender's bed and his best friend and girlfriend were teasing each other's genitals.
Ivana came back to the bedside and did an engorgement charm to extend Lavender's bed. Harry saw it stretch beyond his feet. It was now big enough to house ten people.
"Um... Ivana - what's going on, exactly?" Harry finally asked.
She merely laughed in answer to his question, a harsh, coarse laugh that quickly became a high pitched giggle.
Harry was now afraid - VERY afraid....
Meanwhile Seamus and Susan sat down on the bed in their costumes.
"Where on earth ARE they?" Lavender asked from the other end of her bed, looking in Ivana's direction, "they should have been here ten minutes ago!"
Something gave Harry the sordid impression that the girls had been scheming something.
But he couldn't linger on this thought for very much longer because the door to the dormitory had suddenly been flung open and Harry could see two figures standing in the doorway.
He almost yelled out when he saw who it was - a tall blonde boy wearing a tight leather thong, with his hands tied together in leather straps. But the thing that was most worrying was the fact that he had a dog leash around his neck and the girl holding it was none other than Harry's friend, Hermione Granger.
Harry's jaw dropped to the floor and he didn't notice Ron coming up from behind and putting his hands round Harry's waist, while kissing his neck - or Lavender crawling slowly towards Harry's Crown Jewels, whilst kissing his thighs.
Hermione was wearing a tight red leather catsuit, showing a very skinny figure but gigantic breasts that jutted out before her like a shelf. In one hand she was holding a horse whip, and in the other was the leash tied round the blonde boy, Draco Malfoy's neck.
This wasn't the same Hermione Granger - the Muggle-born bookish and awkward girl who Ron and Hermione had saved from a Mountain Troll - this was...
"Velcome Super Beetch!" Ivana said loudly, "and her faithful companion, Randy."
"Uh my name is Draco actually." he piped up, "but you can call me whatever you want, baby!" he added catching sight of her breasts.
And so there were eight in the room. Harry was not sure what was going on exactly but was sure it couldn't be good - how very wrong he was!
Ivana stood up on the gigantic bed and spoke to the assortment of Hogwarts Students in the room, "Okay, vee are all gathered here for one thing - KINKY SEX!"
Everyone but Harry cheered, and he noticed that Ron's penis was up his anus and that Lavender was rubbing her boobs against his dick. He was too shocked to protest, thinking it was all some horrible dream.
But then at that moment Ivana continued, "Thees eez how it vill vork - everyone choose a partner of the opposite sex!"
Seamus went with Susan, Draco went with Hermione, Ron went with Ivana and it seemed that Harry was with Lavender.
Now each couple must choose another couple to pair up with.
And then Seamus and Susan went with Ron and Ivana, and it looked as if Harry's repressed feelings towards Draco would be able to come into action as he was with him and Hermione.
And before he knew it, Harry was being used as the 'base' - whatever THAT was. But he didn't care, as long as he could have Hermione bouncing off him and Draco inside him or vice versa.
And so it began, Hermione slid Harry's penis into her vagina and began slow rhythmic movements. Draco followed en suit and slid his cock inside Harry's ass while holding his legs up on his shoulders. Then it was Lavender's turn, but she couldn't find anything to do, but Harry grabbed her and began to lick her out. Hermione kept massaging her boobs and Draco was moaning so loudly that Harry was sure he was going to come very soon.
On the other side of the large bed was Ivana being fucked by Ron who had Seamus' dick up his ass. Seamus had his tongue squirming around inside Susan's pussy. The moans in the room were incredible, and it was getting hotter and hotter - the sweat was pouring off the kids like water.
The sight of the other four was enough to make Harry roar loudly as he came, and came, and came. This was no regular orgasm, it was really strong and he wanted more. Ron, Seamus, Draco, Hermione, Susan and Lavender had all come by now but Ivana was still going, and when she finally DID come - she got up and just left the room.
"What's up with HER?" Harry asked, with Hermione in his arms and Draco on the other side.
"Nevermind THAT sweety," Hermione said getting up and whipping her firm ass - everyone was still naked except Seamus who was still wearing his cowboy hat and neck scarf, making both Lavender and Susan VERY randy - as well as Ron, funnily enough.
Ron crawled over to Harry from the other side of the room and began to get off with Draco.
"Yuck! Ron, you poof!" Harry said as they kissed right next to him, "I always thought you were a bit bent, ever since you spent ages snogging me in Spin the Bottle at Christmas."
Ron stopped kissing Draco and pointed to the other side of the room - Lavender and Susan were kissing too, and Seamus having watched them for ages, joined in as well in a three-person kiss.
"Anyway," Ron said crawling over to Harry and running a finger along his stomach, "you can talk - in Second Year you wrote a note saying 'Let's Do it Tonight'"
Hermione burst out laughing, as did Draco.
Harry went red in the face, "you know I meant to go into Forbidden Forest and look for Aragog when THAT happened."
"Sure you did," Draco said finger Hermione.
"I can't believe I'm hearing this!" Harry cried.
Ron sat on top of Harry's stomach (bear in mind EVERYONE in the room is STILL NAKED) and just uttered, "Bitch".
Suddenly, Ivana burst through the door with her wand pointing at Harry.
"You shall all die now," she whispered.
"NO YOU DON'T!" cried a voice from the other end of the room. Draco and Hermione were dressed in corsets and wore pale make up - looking like quite the sweet transvestites. They were holding up a trident and pointing it at Ivana.
"You shall die now," they said and Ivana crumpled to the ground in a pile of ashes.
"We shall return now to the Planet Transsexual," they said, "It is better that the people of Earth be safe from Frank-n-Furter.. I mean Ivana Dewitt's randiness - GOODBYE!"
And they disappeared in to air.
"Well that was a weird dream," Harry said, but realised that he was still there.
Everyone laughed and jumped on top of Harry...
What happened next? Oh rite - yes they had sex I think - might have played tiddly-winks but you never know!
THE END