AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay people, these fics can get a bit smutty, so if ur
innocent.. or naked, then make sure you don't come all over your seat while
reading this. ^_^
Of course, I'M Asexual, so there's nothing in the world that turns ME on -
except Julia Roberts!!!
It's Snog-Whore's School of Bitchcraft and Sodomy, when the students get bored - they fuck!
Ride me Cowboy!
It's the night of the Midnight Ball, at Hogwarts, and it's near the end of term. Hormones are racing at the speed of light, and baby that ALWAYS means it's gotta be tonight! ;)
Harry Potter, Seamus Finnigan and Parvati Patil are all stood together in a huddle, these three are what the people at Snog-whore's call... the SLUTS - the Sixth Years who get all the action and sexual know-how!
Of course there's another member of the Sluts but he's already in bed with at least six other people, yes Draco Malfoy is the allegedly hottest member of the Sluts at Snog-whore's, however it is a tough fight between him and Parvati, who can make boys faint, sweat and come in their pants all at once, just by applying the correct amount of physical contact.
"Ha!" Parvati laughed, "Look at that Pansy Parkinson, she thinks she can pass of a corset and curly wig better than Tim Curry!"
The difference between Parvati and the guys is that she tries to sleep with as least people as possible - after all, she has the risk of pregnancy unlike the lads. Everyone in the Sluts had a nickname, to which the other members referred to them as - Parvati was known as 'Miss Laura Lustful'.
"Whoa," Seamus cried in a hoarse whisper, "Look at my Deany go! He's all over that Ravenclaw girl!"
Seamus Finnigan, a tall, sandy-haired, fairly hot guy. His main attraction is his devastatingly sexy Irish accent, which has caused the most class fainting at Snog-whore's since the time of Tom Riddle. In fact, ol' Seamus has succeeding in making Professors McGonagall, Trelawney and for reasons unknown - Professor Snape fall unconscious by simply answering questions in class. Seamus' Slut nickname was 'Alluring Adonis'.
"Heh," Harry laughed, "Looks like Ron and Hermione won't be dancing with anyone else but each other tonight."
Harry.. Oh ho, Harry! Well his main attraction is his raven-black hair, which is messed up in a. erm artistic? way. His green eyes, are used to hypnotise girls into bed, although, he's been mad enough to take boys into bed too. He can render a straight guy, completely homosexual, using the same techniques as Parvati. Harry's Slut nickname was 'Viridian Vixen'.
The three Sluts took their bottles of Butterbeers and held them up together.
"To a wild night of hot sex, passion and mindless foreplay!" Parvati announced.
Their bottles chinked as they drank to sin and immorally kinky sex.
"So, like who've you got your eye on tonight, Miss Lustful?" Harry asked, with an air of impatience - he was used to girls falling head over heels for him, becoming obsessed with him, and, in the case of Eluda Morrenson, a fourth year Hufflepuff, worshipping him. His beauty made him quite cocky, and believe me, if I'D met him, I'd hate the arrogant asshole.
Parvati laughed, "Well.. It would have been Sir Flimsy Frivolous," which was Draco Malfoy's Slut nickname, "but seeing as he's having some sort of insane orgy, I suppose that Ernie Macmillan does look somewhat unctuous tonight in those TIGHT dress robes."
Seamus laughed, "Well I've got my eyes on someone a bit closer to home," Parvati blushed furiously, her heart would melt if he didn't stop talking, "eh.. Harry?"
"WHAT?" Harry exclaimed, "Rule Number one of the Law of the Snog-Whore's Sluts is no sex with other member, unless the libido has reached such a high point that the closest thing to allow alleviation is a fellow member!"
"HAH!" Seamus laughed, as Parvati eyed him hopefully, "You just made that rule up, buddy boy!"
He smacked Harry hard on the ass, which made a sharp SMACK, causing nearby students to look at the Sluts with apprehension.
"I..," Seamus said silkily, "Can fuck who the hell I want, Vixen, even you. Observe."
He grabbed Parvati's left hand and took the Butterbeer out of the other one, placing it on a nearby table.
Parvati's breath was now coming through in sharp shudders.
He leant in and, with such skill, kissed Parvati senseless. His tongue did a sort of a jig inside her mouth and Parvati's heart was racing so fast, it was as if she'd run a mile.
"You see, Potter?" he said, pulling away from the almost fainting Parvati, "I just kissed another Slut - Care to challenge?"
Harry looked Seamus up and down, and smiling devilishly, let out an appreciative sigh.
"Well, let's see shall we?" Seamus continued, apparently not satisfied with the Viridian Vixen's wordless approval.
He walked up to Harry, and giving him a quick grin, dug his hand into Harry's underpants, which were under the lower part of the dress robes. Seamus rummaged around for a while, as Harry let out a yelp, making a few heads turn.
"AHA!" He said finally, retracting his hand from Harry's very stiff nethers, "I see that I succeeded in TURNING YOU ON!"
Parvati had now walked over to Ernie Macmillan, looking positively scandalised.
"Oh just shut up and kiss me!" Harry declared and pulled Seamus to him, ending in a very wet, sloppy kiss - if I was there, I'd get everyone to look because I hate the Sluts, myself :(.
Anyways. what happened next? Oh yes! Well Harry and Seamus kissed and kissed, FINALLY receiving disapproving looks from other students, and a few homophobic catcalls. (I wish it was me who told everyone about these two faggots kissing, but unfortunately I don't attend Snog-Whore's *sigh* but it was lil Dennis Creevey who noticed first).
All the attention attracted Professor Flitwick, McGonagall and Snape.
"Potter! Finnigan!" Professor McGonagall barked, "Stop this homosexual show of emotion at once!"
The two broke apart and Seamus gave McGonagall a smile which made her cheeks go rather pink.
"Boys, you know you should keep your sexuality to the lewdness to a minimum, especially faggoty nonsense like that!" Professor Flitwick squeaked.
Harry smiled at Professor Flitwick, and after a short pause, swooped down and hugged the tiny professor.
Flitwick was all the more bemused by this, "Oi! Just because I'm small and cute, doesn't mean you can hug me in a condescending manner!"
But Flitwick's angry behaviour only made everyone say "Awwwww!" all the more and before he knew it, girls were queuing up to hug and kiss the lil professor. Awww I wish I was there, to hug cute lil Flitwick! Bless him, so cute!
"I suggest you take your homosexual behaviour OUTSIDE, Potter," Snape said in a depressed tone.
"Y-Yes Professor!" He laughed, and taking Seamus' hand, he led him out of the Great Hall, "Come on, babe."
As Harry and Seamus made their way out of the Hall, Lavender, who was Harry's girlfriend (Well if you call a slag who sleeps with Harry more often than other girls a girlfriend) gave him a disgruntled look.
"I think Miss Brown is getting jealous," Seamus laughed.
Harry sniggered, still holding Seamus' hand, "Yeah, she's jealous of me!"
"So anyhoo," Seamus asked, more seriously, letting go of Harry's hand, "Where's this place you're taking me?"
Harry had led Seamus to the Oaken Front Doors, and slowly a malicious smile formed on his face.
"You ever had sex.. outside, Adonis?" Harry asked in a silky voice.
Seamus looked aghast at the mere thought of outdoor sex, but then his randy mind, with a mix of teenage hormones and a LOT of Butterbeer made him like the idea.
"Hmm," he said thoughtfully, taking Harry's hang again and stepping outside into the warm summer night, "You'll have to make me like it, Vixen. I want you to hurt me... show me how to.."
Harry paused, halfway down the stone steps to the lake and trees of the Forbidden Forest, "Show you how to what?"
Seamus rolled his eyes and slapped Harry across the face, "Are you some kind of fucking retard? Does nothing penetrate that fucked up skull of yours?"
"Fuck you!" Harry yelled, pushing Seamus hard on the chest, "Fuck you, fuck your stupid idea of sex, fuck you're sexy Irish accent.. Your t-tight ass.. Your washboard abs.."
But Harry stopped talking because Seamus had grabbed Harry and was now French-kissing him so intensely that a passing crowd of Ravenclaw boys make puking gestures.
"FAGGOT!" they heard one of them call as they made their way to the Forest.
"Don't mind him," Harry said hurriedly, "He's just a bitch."
Seamus laughed, "You fucking faggot!"
They sat down by a beech tree, which was well hidden from the grounds, but not too close to the Forest - however this still worried Harry.
"Oh wait!" Harry said suddenly, and taking out his wand, he waved and pointed it at Seamus and then himself, whilst saying, "Commutatus decorus!"
In an instant, Harry and Seamus were both wearing cowboy hats, white leather boots, white thongs, white leather gloves and a scarlet neckscarf.
"What the fuck?" Seamus exclaimed looking at his new attire.
"I just have a fetish for cowboys..and nurses for that matter."
"Um.. Alrighty then!"
Harry sat down on the patch of grass under the beech tree and, seductively roving his legs apart, he stared up at the rather bemused Seamus.
Seamus paused for a second, and then he suddenly yelled "Oh fuck me hard, Potter, it IS hot!"
And swiftly he swooped down on Harry, and kissed him passionately, tongues snaking in and out of each other. Their hips were now connected and Harry could feel a hard-on making its way slowly to the top.
Now if I was there, yep good old, Alexei James, I'D tell everyone in the school about their lil cosy kiss, cuz I think you know by now, I HATE the Viridian Vixen!
"Ohhh Harry, touch me - I wanna be dirty!" Seamus breathed in Harry's very pink ear.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh Fuck, Seamus!" Harry whispered as Seamus made another attempt to clutch Harry's nether regions.
Seamus pulled his hand out of Harry's thong and sat up onto Harry's stomach.
Harry smiled wickedly and slowly but surely, he pulled Seamus' thong off..
Now at this point, I of all people would have died right there and then, because Seamus' cock is like.. 'HOLY SHIT!'
It was protruding in front of him like some sort of a sword (Alexei laughs to himself, thinking about what a fucked up mind he has) and his balls hanging down like.. Um.. What do balls look like readers? Like... *sighs thoughtfully* stones inside Tesco bags! LOL shut up - I'm only 16!
"Fuck!" Harry exclaimed staring at Seamus' Irish sensation (LOL Sensation!).
Seamus pulled his gloves off, but kept the boots on. Now, he leant over and kissed Harry again.
Man what a faggot! Okay I'll stop talking now, but if you must know, the author is rather surprised by how much he knows about sex ;).
Seamus moved back and whipped Harry's thong off and slapped it hard across his chest with a CRACK!
A few Hippogriffs flew out of a nearby tree at this sound.
"Hey Potter, ready to get.." he slapped it against Harry's chest this time, "Kin-kay?"
"Oh fuck yes, Seamus, YES!" Harry's hands were massaging Seamus' body now, and he was so hard that he could have held up a stack of CD's with his cock. (Okay I haven't tried that myself, but if any guys are reading, and they try it, tell me what happened).
Seamus conjured some lubricant out of thin air with a wave of his wand (HAHA! *sing-song* Gay people have to use lubricant!).
He squeezed some of it onto his hand, and Harry twitching beneath him, he applied generous amounts of it to his outstretched dick. He moaned at the degree of pleasure the mere application of this shit was giving him. (Visualize this people, he's a hot, blonde, Irish cowboy with a rather stiff penis). Tee hee hee, I'm mad!
He stood up and moved to Harry's feet. There, he took hold of Harry's legs and, after applying some lubricant to Harry's asshole type thing, (I dunno what you call it!) he slid his cock in gracefully with a short moan of pleasure.
Now with his dick inside Harry, he began a steady movement of rocking back and forth, back and forth, occasionally letting out a moan of sheer enjoyment.
Wow, Seamus thought, I'm fucking Harry Potter, whoa I feel like such a fucking slut!
"Ohhhhhh," Seamus moaned, "You're guts feel so good around me tool!"
Harry glared at him worriedly, "Um.. don't ever say that again, okay?"
Seamus just laughed, not taking notice of the fact that Harry's cock was going limp.
And then, suddenly, Seamus felt it, coming up through his balls like those stones in Tesco shopping bags, as they banged against Harry's ass in every movement. He could tell it was gonna be huge.. So plentiful... fuck he could impregnate all the girls in Gryffindor with all this jizz!
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Seamus roared into the night, "Ohhhhhh baby YEAH! Oh FUCK! SHIT! FUCK YOU POTTER!"
Seamus slid his cock out of Harry's derriere and, slowly crawling to him, he kissed Harry on the lips, deeply, passionately. (Oh so THIS is how the happy people remain happy, says Alexei making a mental note to himself).
But then, out of the trees came a rustling (The trees were a-rustling! Alexei says to himself). Harry and Seamus stopped, mid-kiss and pulled apart, staring at one another cautiously - Seamus' cowboy hat was still on, and Harry was still a bit randy.
"Shhh," Seamus held up a finger to his lips, "Did you hear that?"
Suddenly, out of the trees near where Harry and Seamus lay, sweating and naked, came Miss Laura Lustful, closely followed by.. Oh let's say a Ravenclaw Prefect, who Harry knew by fuck but not by name.
Yes, Harry thought, this is the same guy who sucked me off once after that really uneventful Potions class.
Harry winked at the Prefect who blushed and looked to his feet, Parvati looked at the two guys and could immediately feel her vagina moistening beneath her dress robes.
"Hey Miss L," Seamus said with a smile, "Care to join us?"
"I-I-I," Parvati seemed to have lost the ability to talk.
"Hi," the Ravenclaw Prefect said directly to Seamus, eyeing his ass which was clenched tight in the moonlight, "I'm Cox, Seymour Cox."
"Seymour eh?" Harry said from where he lay, he was oblivious to the fact that his penis was on show to everyone, unlike Seamus who lay on his stomach, "I've had the.. Er-hem.. PLEASURE of meeting you before haven't I?"
Seymour choked on his own saliva and stumbled backwards, catching sight of Harry's cock and feeling his own 'staff' throbbing beneath his dress robes.
"Come on, Parvati, join us," Harry said seductively, "I really wanna Seymour Cox.."
"You wanna what?.. uh oh right - ha-ha! You're name is a prank call!" Parvati said in a mock singsong voice to Seymour.
Parvati and Seymour looked one another and immediately began to tear each other's robes off with the occasionally random primal roar. (Haha, I'm off my rocker!)
They got down onto the grass where Harry and Seamus lay, and Parvati, wasting no time, pulled a condom onto Seamus cock, which was once again nice and erect.
"Oh wait Parvati," Seamus said as she slid his cock inside her vagina, and closed her eyes as it touched her clitoris, "I'm all fucked out, you'll have to shag Harry."
Parvati slapped Seamus across the face and said, "No! You're fucking ME, okay? I want you inside me tonight, bitch!"
And with that, she conjured up ropes that bound Seamus' hands and feet together.
"Wha...I..." Seamus was now speechless, but then came out with, "HURT ME YOU SLAG!"
Parvati smiled, and conjuring up a whip, she began to ride the Seamus cowboy.
"Ohh," she moaned, "Impale me, cowboy, ram it! HARDER BITCH HARDER!"
Seamus got extremely randy, and she whipped him across the chest as he let out a moan of both pleasure and pain, which somehow fused together. (NOW you know how sadomasochism works, kids!) ^_^
Meanwhile, Seymour got on top of Harry, and began to nibble his ear, but Harry had other plans, and getting his wand out, he performed a switching spell, and the next moment. Seymour was underneath and Harry was on top.
"I'm gonna rape you, Cox," Harry breathed at him from on top.
And Harry, applying the lubricant to his now expanded dick and spread it all across it. He also put some around the rim of Seymour's anus. (And NOW you know why it's called RIMMING!) ^_^!
He rammed his tool into Seymour's ass and began that same rhythmic movement that Seamus had performed on him, and yeh soon they came and came and came. LOL I bet real gay sex isn't half as fun as this. =P
Anyways, Seamus feel the orgasm in his balls, coming up through his sperm ducts and via his vas deferens, finally emerging out of his urethra.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He moaned into the night, "Ahhh, Miss Lustful, you slut!"
He stroked Parvati's long hair as she got up off his cock and lay down on his chest.
"You're so hot, you know that?" Parvati asked him, lying next to him.
He laughed, "Yeh, I do."
Parvati suddenly got up, dressed in a flash and pointed her wand at Seamus' crotch.
"W-What are you doing?" Seamus asked suddenly, Harry and Seymour were now in each other's arms, sweaty and shaking.
"I am going to teach you a lesson, you arrogant, pompous sexually attractive bitch," and with a malicious smile, she pointed at Seamus crotch and muttered, "ALOHOMORA!"
And in an instant, his lags spread wide apart, baring his ass.
Parvati blew the end of her wand dramatically and strode away into the night.
For the next few day, Seamus walked around with his legs spread wide apart. LOL
Well that's what you get for being an arrogant, cock sexy boy. ^_^ I'm just a lil ray of sunshine - me!
It's Snog-Whore's School of Bitchcraft and Sodomy, when the students get bored - they fuck!
Ride me Cowboy!
It's the night of the Midnight Ball, at Hogwarts, and it's near the end of term. Hormones are racing at the speed of light, and baby that ALWAYS means it's gotta be tonight! ;)
Harry Potter, Seamus Finnigan and Parvati Patil are all stood together in a huddle, these three are what the people at Snog-whore's call... the SLUTS - the Sixth Years who get all the action and sexual know-how!
Of course there's another member of the Sluts but he's already in bed with at least six other people, yes Draco Malfoy is the allegedly hottest member of the Sluts at Snog-whore's, however it is a tough fight between him and Parvati, who can make boys faint, sweat and come in their pants all at once, just by applying the correct amount of physical contact.
"Ha!" Parvati laughed, "Look at that Pansy Parkinson, she thinks she can pass of a corset and curly wig better than Tim Curry!"
The difference between Parvati and the guys is that she tries to sleep with as least people as possible - after all, she has the risk of pregnancy unlike the lads. Everyone in the Sluts had a nickname, to which the other members referred to them as - Parvati was known as 'Miss Laura Lustful'.
"Whoa," Seamus cried in a hoarse whisper, "Look at my Deany go! He's all over that Ravenclaw girl!"
Seamus Finnigan, a tall, sandy-haired, fairly hot guy. His main attraction is his devastatingly sexy Irish accent, which has caused the most class fainting at Snog-whore's since the time of Tom Riddle. In fact, ol' Seamus has succeeding in making Professors McGonagall, Trelawney and for reasons unknown - Professor Snape fall unconscious by simply answering questions in class. Seamus' Slut nickname was 'Alluring Adonis'.
"Heh," Harry laughed, "Looks like Ron and Hermione won't be dancing with anyone else but each other tonight."
Harry.. Oh ho, Harry! Well his main attraction is his raven-black hair, which is messed up in a. erm artistic? way. His green eyes, are used to hypnotise girls into bed, although, he's been mad enough to take boys into bed too. He can render a straight guy, completely homosexual, using the same techniques as Parvati. Harry's Slut nickname was 'Viridian Vixen'.
The three Sluts took their bottles of Butterbeers and held them up together.
"To a wild night of hot sex, passion and mindless foreplay!" Parvati announced.
Their bottles chinked as they drank to sin and immorally kinky sex.
"So, like who've you got your eye on tonight, Miss Lustful?" Harry asked, with an air of impatience - he was used to girls falling head over heels for him, becoming obsessed with him, and, in the case of Eluda Morrenson, a fourth year Hufflepuff, worshipping him. His beauty made him quite cocky, and believe me, if I'D met him, I'd hate the arrogant asshole.
Parvati laughed, "Well.. It would have been Sir Flimsy Frivolous," which was Draco Malfoy's Slut nickname, "but seeing as he's having some sort of insane orgy, I suppose that Ernie Macmillan does look somewhat unctuous tonight in those TIGHT dress robes."
Seamus laughed, "Well I've got my eyes on someone a bit closer to home," Parvati blushed furiously, her heart would melt if he didn't stop talking, "eh.. Harry?"
"WHAT?" Harry exclaimed, "Rule Number one of the Law of the Snog-Whore's Sluts is no sex with other member, unless the libido has reached such a high point that the closest thing to allow alleviation is a fellow member!"
"HAH!" Seamus laughed, as Parvati eyed him hopefully, "You just made that rule up, buddy boy!"
He smacked Harry hard on the ass, which made a sharp SMACK, causing nearby students to look at the Sluts with apprehension.
"I..," Seamus said silkily, "Can fuck who the hell I want, Vixen, even you. Observe."
He grabbed Parvati's left hand and took the Butterbeer out of the other one, placing it on a nearby table.
Parvati's breath was now coming through in sharp shudders.
He leant in and, with such skill, kissed Parvati senseless. His tongue did a sort of a jig inside her mouth and Parvati's heart was racing so fast, it was as if she'd run a mile.
"You see, Potter?" he said, pulling away from the almost fainting Parvati, "I just kissed another Slut - Care to challenge?"
Harry looked Seamus up and down, and smiling devilishly, let out an appreciative sigh.
"Well, let's see shall we?" Seamus continued, apparently not satisfied with the Viridian Vixen's wordless approval.
He walked up to Harry, and giving him a quick grin, dug his hand into Harry's underpants, which were under the lower part of the dress robes. Seamus rummaged around for a while, as Harry let out a yelp, making a few heads turn.
"AHA!" He said finally, retracting his hand from Harry's very stiff nethers, "I see that I succeeded in TURNING YOU ON!"
Parvati had now walked over to Ernie Macmillan, looking positively scandalised.
"Oh just shut up and kiss me!" Harry declared and pulled Seamus to him, ending in a very wet, sloppy kiss - if I was there, I'd get everyone to look because I hate the Sluts, myself :(.
Anyways. what happened next? Oh yes! Well Harry and Seamus kissed and kissed, FINALLY receiving disapproving looks from other students, and a few homophobic catcalls. (I wish it was me who told everyone about these two faggots kissing, but unfortunately I don't attend Snog-Whore's *sigh* but it was lil Dennis Creevey who noticed first).
All the attention attracted Professor Flitwick, McGonagall and Snape.
"Potter! Finnigan!" Professor McGonagall barked, "Stop this homosexual show of emotion at once!"
The two broke apart and Seamus gave McGonagall a smile which made her cheeks go rather pink.
"Boys, you know you should keep your sexuality to the lewdness to a minimum, especially faggoty nonsense like that!" Professor Flitwick squeaked.
Harry smiled at Professor Flitwick, and after a short pause, swooped down and hugged the tiny professor.
Flitwick was all the more bemused by this, "Oi! Just because I'm small and cute, doesn't mean you can hug me in a condescending manner!"
But Flitwick's angry behaviour only made everyone say "Awwwww!" all the more and before he knew it, girls were queuing up to hug and kiss the lil professor. Awww I wish I was there, to hug cute lil Flitwick! Bless him, so cute!
"I suggest you take your homosexual behaviour OUTSIDE, Potter," Snape said in a depressed tone.
"Y-Yes Professor!" He laughed, and taking Seamus' hand, he led him out of the Great Hall, "Come on, babe."
As Harry and Seamus made their way out of the Hall, Lavender, who was Harry's girlfriend (Well if you call a slag who sleeps with Harry more often than other girls a girlfriend) gave him a disgruntled look.
"I think Miss Brown is getting jealous," Seamus laughed.
Harry sniggered, still holding Seamus' hand, "Yeah, she's jealous of me!"
"So anyhoo," Seamus asked, more seriously, letting go of Harry's hand, "Where's this place you're taking me?"
Harry had led Seamus to the Oaken Front Doors, and slowly a malicious smile formed on his face.
"You ever had sex.. outside, Adonis?" Harry asked in a silky voice.
Seamus looked aghast at the mere thought of outdoor sex, but then his randy mind, with a mix of teenage hormones and a LOT of Butterbeer made him like the idea.
"Hmm," he said thoughtfully, taking Harry's hang again and stepping outside into the warm summer night, "You'll have to make me like it, Vixen. I want you to hurt me... show me how to.."
Harry paused, halfway down the stone steps to the lake and trees of the Forbidden Forest, "Show you how to what?"
Seamus rolled his eyes and slapped Harry across the face, "Are you some kind of fucking retard? Does nothing penetrate that fucked up skull of yours?"
"Fuck you!" Harry yelled, pushing Seamus hard on the chest, "Fuck you, fuck your stupid idea of sex, fuck you're sexy Irish accent.. Your t-tight ass.. Your washboard abs.."
But Harry stopped talking because Seamus had grabbed Harry and was now French-kissing him so intensely that a passing crowd of Ravenclaw boys make puking gestures.
"FAGGOT!" they heard one of them call as they made their way to the Forest.
"Don't mind him," Harry said hurriedly, "He's just a bitch."
Seamus laughed, "You fucking faggot!"
They sat down by a beech tree, which was well hidden from the grounds, but not too close to the Forest - however this still worried Harry.
"Oh wait!" Harry said suddenly, and taking out his wand, he waved and pointed it at Seamus and then himself, whilst saying, "Commutatus decorus!"
In an instant, Harry and Seamus were both wearing cowboy hats, white leather boots, white thongs, white leather gloves and a scarlet neckscarf.
"What the fuck?" Seamus exclaimed looking at his new attire.
"I just have a fetish for cowboys..and nurses for that matter."
"Um.. Alrighty then!"
Harry sat down on the patch of grass under the beech tree and, seductively roving his legs apart, he stared up at the rather bemused Seamus.
Seamus paused for a second, and then he suddenly yelled "Oh fuck me hard, Potter, it IS hot!"
And swiftly he swooped down on Harry, and kissed him passionately, tongues snaking in and out of each other. Their hips were now connected and Harry could feel a hard-on making its way slowly to the top.
Now if I was there, yep good old, Alexei James, I'D tell everyone in the school about their lil cosy kiss, cuz I think you know by now, I HATE the Viridian Vixen!
"Ohhh Harry, touch me - I wanna be dirty!" Seamus breathed in Harry's very pink ear.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh Fuck, Seamus!" Harry whispered as Seamus made another attempt to clutch Harry's nether regions.
Seamus pulled his hand out of Harry's thong and sat up onto Harry's stomach.
Harry smiled wickedly and slowly but surely, he pulled Seamus' thong off..
Now at this point, I of all people would have died right there and then, because Seamus' cock is like.. 'HOLY SHIT!'
It was protruding in front of him like some sort of a sword (Alexei laughs to himself, thinking about what a fucked up mind he has) and his balls hanging down like.. Um.. What do balls look like readers? Like... *sighs thoughtfully* stones inside Tesco bags! LOL shut up - I'm only 16!
"Fuck!" Harry exclaimed staring at Seamus' Irish sensation (LOL Sensation!).
Seamus pulled his gloves off, but kept the boots on. Now, he leant over and kissed Harry again.
Man what a faggot! Okay I'll stop talking now, but if you must know, the author is rather surprised by how much he knows about sex ;).
Seamus moved back and whipped Harry's thong off and slapped it hard across his chest with a CRACK!
A few Hippogriffs flew out of a nearby tree at this sound.
"Hey Potter, ready to get.." he slapped it against Harry's chest this time, "Kin-kay?"
"Oh fuck yes, Seamus, YES!" Harry's hands were massaging Seamus' body now, and he was so hard that he could have held up a stack of CD's with his cock. (Okay I haven't tried that myself, but if any guys are reading, and they try it, tell me what happened).
Seamus conjured some lubricant out of thin air with a wave of his wand (HAHA! *sing-song* Gay people have to use lubricant!).
He squeezed some of it onto his hand, and Harry twitching beneath him, he applied generous amounts of it to his outstretched dick. He moaned at the degree of pleasure the mere application of this shit was giving him. (Visualize this people, he's a hot, blonde, Irish cowboy with a rather stiff penis). Tee hee hee, I'm mad!
He stood up and moved to Harry's feet. There, he took hold of Harry's legs and, after applying some lubricant to Harry's asshole type thing, (I dunno what you call it!) he slid his cock in gracefully with a short moan of pleasure.
Now with his dick inside Harry, he began a steady movement of rocking back and forth, back and forth, occasionally letting out a moan of sheer enjoyment.
Wow, Seamus thought, I'm fucking Harry Potter, whoa I feel like such a fucking slut!
"Ohhhhhh," Seamus moaned, "You're guts feel so good around me tool!"
Harry glared at him worriedly, "Um.. don't ever say that again, okay?"
Seamus just laughed, not taking notice of the fact that Harry's cock was going limp.
And then, suddenly, Seamus felt it, coming up through his balls like those stones in Tesco shopping bags, as they banged against Harry's ass in every movement. He could tell it was gonna be huge.. So plentiful... fuck he could impregnate all the girls in Gryffindor with all this jizz!
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Seamus roared into the night, "Ohhhhhh baby YEAH! Oh FUCK! SHIT! FUCK YOU POTTER!"
Seamus slid his cock out of Harry's derriere and, slowly crawling to him, he kissed Harry on the lips, deeply, passionately. (Oh so THIS is how the happy people remain happy, says Alexei making a mental note to himself).
But then, out of the trees came a rustling (The trees were a-rustling! Alexei says to himself). Harry and Seamus stopped, mid-kiss and pulled apart, staring at one another cautiously - Seamus' cowboy hat was still on, and Harry was still a bit randy.
"Shhh," Seamus held up a finger to his lips, "Did you hear that?"
Suddenly, out of the trees near where Harry and Seamus lay, sweating and naked, came Miss Laura Lustful, closely followed by.. Oh let's say a Ravenclaw Prefect, who Harry knew by fuck but not by name.
Yes, Harry thought, this is the same guy who sucked me off once after that really uneventful Potions class.
Harry winked at the Prefect who blushed and looked to his feet, Parvati looked at the two guys and could immediately feel her vagina moistening beneath her dress robes.
"Hey Miss L," Seamus said with a smile, "Care to join us?"
"I-I-I," Parvati seemed to have lost the ability to talk.
"Hi," the Ravenclaw Prefect said directly to Seamus, eyeing his ass which was clenched tight in the moonlight, "I'm Cox, Seymour Cox."
"Seymour eh?" Harry said from where he lay, he was oblivious to the fact that his penis was on show to everyone, unlike Seamus who lay on his stomach, "I've had the.. Er-hem.. PLEASURE of meeting you before haven't I?"
Seymour choked on his own saliva and stumbled backwards, catching sight of Harry's cock and feeling his own 'staff' throbbing beneath his dress robes.
"Come on, Parvati, join us," Harry said seductively, "I really wanna Seymour Cox.."
"You wanna what?.. uh oh right - ha-ha! You're name is a prank call!" Parvati said in a mock singsong voice to Seymour.
Parvati and Seymour looked one another and immediately began to tear each other's robes off with the occasionally random primal roar. (Haha, I'm off my rocker!)
They got down onto the grass where Harry and Seamus lay, and Parvati, wasting no time, pulled a condom onto Seamus cock, which was once again nice and erect.
"Oh wait Parvati," Seamus said as she slid his cock inside her vagina, and closed her eyes as it touched her clitoris, "I'm all fucked out, you'll have to shag Harry."
Parvati slapped Seamus across the face and said, "No! You're fucking ME, okay? I want you inside me tonight, bitch!"
And with that, she conjured up ropes that bound Seamus' hands and feet together.
"Wha...I..." Seamus was now speechless, but then came out with, "HURT ME YOU SLAG!"
Parvati smiled, and conjuring up a whip, she began to ride the Seamus cowboy.
"Ohh," she moaned, "Impale me, cowboy, ram it! HARDER BITCH HARDER!"
Seamus got extremely randy, and she whipped him across the chest as he let out a moan of both pleasure and pain, which somehow fused together. (NOW you know how sadomasochism works, kids!) ^_^
Meanwhile, Seymour got on top of Harry, and began to nibble his ear, but Harry had other plans, and getting his wand out, he performed a switching spell, and the next moment. Seymour was underneath and Harry was on top.
"I'm gonna rape you, Cox," Harry breathed at him from on top.
And Harry, applying the lubricant to his now expanded dick and spread it all across it. He also put some around the rim of Seymour's anus. (And NOW you know why it's called RIMMING!) ^_^!
He rammed his tool into Seymour's ass and began that same rhythmic movement that Seamus had performed on him, and yeh soon they came and came and came. LOL I bet real gay sex isn't half as fun as this. =P
Anyways, Seamus feel the orgasm in his balls, coming up through his sperm ducts and via his vas deferens, finally emerging out of his urethra.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He moaned into the night, "Ahhh, Miss Lustful, you slut!"
He stroked Parvati's long hair as she got up off his cock and lay down on his chest.
"You're so hot, you know that?" Parvati asked him, lying next to him.
He laughed, "Yeh, I do."
Parvati suddenly got up, dressed in a flash and pointed her wand at Seamus' crotch.
"W-What are you doing?" Seamus asked suddenly, Harry and Seymour were now in each other's arms, sweaty and shaking.
"I am going to teach you a lesson, you arrogant, pompous sexually attractive bitch," and with a malicious smile, she pointed at Seamus crotch and muttered, "ALOHOMORA!"
And in an instant, his lags spread wide apart, baring his ass.
Parvati blew the end of her wand dramatically and strode away into the night.
For the next few day, Seamus walked around with his legs spread wide apart. LOL
Well that's what you get for being an arrogant, cock sexy boy. ^_^ I'm just a lil ray of sunshine - me!