A/N: Ok next chappie. It took forever! *Evil laugh, ha ha! Cough, CHOKE! Help dying… Ok better now! Hope ya likes, big thanx to all our reviewers me and tha D love ya! And the Eyez and Fairy are the same.

Chapter 4 Too Much Information

*******************************The Switches*****************************

Arina/Neville

Draco/Ginny

Harry/Snape (A/N: very messed up. All Danni's idea)

Hermione/McGonagall

Sprout/Ron

********************************The Eyez POV***************************

"Maybe we should switch them back."

" NO! The fun just getting started."

"But look what they're doing to each other…"

"I know, isn't it funny!"

"Yeah, but it's triflin too."

"Soooooooooo…"

**********************************Draco POV****************************

I don't believe they were doing that to each other. Arina and Neville? Nasty. I'm not doin her now ain't no way we gon get married after this!

"Hey Dre." Arina said.

"So nasty…"

"Who's so nasty?"

"YOU! You were fucking Gay-Bottom."

"Noooooooo, I was fucking myself, and we didn't fuck it's called giving head, you little perv how did you see us anyway!"

"Don't worry about it, I did that's all that matters!"

"Dre I know you ain't mad specially after you're little exploration of the Weasels body."

"Look I have to go and make sure she's not touching my body. She had to take a shower."

"Why? I thought we agreed to no showers or excessive touching."

"Well we all broke that rule the first day. Plus she had her first wet dream. It was so funny, I laughed so hard I got the fucking hiccups!"

"Yeah I don't like the Weasel but you better ask her a few questions about being a woman. Longbottom didn't and he wound up thinking he was dying! And let me tell you…It was really funny!"

"Dying… what?" It was too late she was already gone.

****************************** Sprout POV*****************************

" Why are ya'll so mad about this? It's not that bad… I like being young again." I said.

"Yes well that's you, I remember being a teenager it was horrible! I really despise this." Minerva said.

"Relax Minerva, at least you're a girl, I have to be Mr. Weasley until we figure out what's going on."

"Oh I'm going to the library now to figure out what's going on. It's probably in the restricted section… If I find out who did this they will be out of Hogwarts so fast…"

"Did you ever wonder why any sane person would name a school Hogwarts? Magical or not?"

"Sprout?"

"What?"

"Shut UP!"

"Ok."

"Hi Ron" Lavender Brown said.

"Uh… Hi Miss Brown, I mean, Lavender." I said.

"Remember our date tonight?"

"What date?"

"Our Date… don't tell me you forgot! I'ma kill you!"

"Um…Sprout?"

"Run?"

"Yeah."

"I hate this!" I yelled running from Ron's enraged girlfriend. I ran and she chased me right into a closet! Uh Oh!

**********************************Arina POV****************************

Ok this whole no take shower thing is NOT going to work! I'm smelly, sticky, tired and I really want a shower! Sorry Neville, your privacy has just been invaded. I turned on the shower extra hot! I stripped, I really didn't pay attention to Neville's body before. He had a great chest! Too bad he was a Gryffindor pansy and I was betrothed to Dre. He's hot and all but he's my best friend not husband! Whoa, BIG! But I saw that earlier so lets shower now.

The shower felt great! Oh my god Neville gets so sweaty! Just as I was washing off about to get out someone slapped my ass!

"What the FUCK?"

"Ohhhhhhhhh someone has a nice ass!"

"What the hell is you're problem whoever you are?"

"Oh baby-"

I ain't listen to anymore, HELLS NAW! Bye. I jumped out of the shower running out of the bathrooms.

"Neville nice strip show!"

"Mr. Longbottom, what are you doing?"

"Harry, what the hell do you want?"

"I will not tolerate that type of talking to me."

"Whoa Harry, talk to someone else, you're not a teacher. Get over yourself."

"Look I'm professor Severus Snape(A/N:?) you will not talk to me like that!"

"Ha! Snape? You're Pothead this is too funny, do you know how to change back?"

"Why is it any of you're concern Longbottom?"

"Because I'm not Longbottom, I'm Moore."

"Arina! What IS going on? What did you do to us?"

"I didn't do anything, but maybe you did!"

"Look are there anymore switched?"

"Yeah."

"Tomorrow at lunch come to Dumbledor's tower. He's working on a way to figure out who did this to us."

"Does he have any idea, this has to be powerful magic, and it's not from a witch or wizard."

"No I don't believe it is, now please spare us all and go put some CLOTHES on!"

**********************************Ginny POV****************************

The shower was feeling really good. Draco told me not to touch his body… ha it's mine now. His thing is HUGE! I was sitting there playing with it when the door opened.

"Weasley you better not be playing with myself."

"Why you molested me yesterday… Aye Draco… guess what?!"

He sighed heavily. " What Weasel"

"It's really HARD!"

"Stop making me touch myself!"

"Why it's funny and it feels really GOOD!"

"Oh yeah" I heard him moving and the door to the bathrooms being magically locked. I looked out the shower and there he was with my pants down!

"What are you about to do?" I asked.

"What does it look like… rape you, or YOU rape you." He started laughing and fingering me!

"Stop you nasty fuck!"

"Why? You know, this is the fastest I've eva gotten in a girls pants before."

"That's ok." I started jerking off.

"Watching that is so wrong."

"That's why boyz can't hold their cum I'ma make you bust first"

"Oh yeah, whateva I have done it before I know how to make a girl cum…"

"Please, lets go…"

******************************Minerva POV******************************

Why do I have this hella headache? Ohhhhhhhhh my stomach!

"Is there something wrong Minerva?" Snape asked.

"Um… my head, I'ma go lay down now" I said.

I went to the bathroom…

no…

NO…

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I couldn't believe this… not again… I waited years to get rid of this! Why… whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

A/N: Ima let you guess whats happening! *Evil Laugh*

********************************Snape POV******************************

Oh yeah… that's great! Oh, Oh, Oh, OH MY GOD!… I woke up. Why, that was the best part! I always wake up when she's doing that. Who's laughing?

"Oh, Oh ,Oh, OH MY GOD!" someone mimicked.

Oh, did I have my dream out loud?! Shit. I looked over and saw Sprout laughing still. "Stop laughing Sprout."

"Oh that was sooooooooo funny Snape! Who were you dreaming about?"

"Oh shit what is this?"

"I think it's called cum… that's what happeneds when you have wet dreams…"

"Wet dreams? I haven't had a wet dream in years…"

"Well Harry probably has… Ha! You probably need to go take a shower!"

"Not funny… and Sprout."

"Yeah"

"If you tell anyone I'ma KILL you."

"He he he, OH MY GOD!"

She dissolved into a fit of giggles.

"Wait till you have yours…"

*********************************The Eyez*******************************

" Oh my gawd! Did you hear Snape?"

"Yeah, ewwwww, poor Arina… she got molested…"

"Oh well that's what happends when people are gay…"

"That whole Draco/Ginny thing was very nasty… wonder who's gonna cum first?…"

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A/N: Hey I wonder what happened in the closet with Lavender and Sprout? Or who DID cum first? Poor Minerva… well if ya wanna know review and ask Danni.