LOL okay, if u read the second chapter, you'll realise we've already
covered the Sodomy part of SnogWhore's School, so now we get to the
Bitchcraft! We hey!
Basically, it's dominant lesbian story, with the ravishing Lavender Brown,
and a new mate of hers *wink wink* As you may or may not know, lavender is
a type of flower, & as it will be set in a bathroom, I thought to call it
'Flower in the Shower' - Geddit?
Anyways, I want your reviews so REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!
Ooh and I'd like to thank BEAn, Ivory Tower and Lyn for their reviews. ^_^
Alexei Noire xXx
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Omg I'm in SUCH a mood for a lesbian story, I just been watching Queer as Folk ya see and I got some *er-hem* 'inspiration' from it. Rated 'R' for Randy content, including strong language and graphic lesbian sex depictions. BYE!
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Lavender and her new friend from Ravenclaw are sitting underneath a pine tree near the Lake in the SnogWhore's grounds. (Hehe I always make Ravenclaws up for sex!) Her friend has silvery blonde hair, and injects herself every two weeks with 'Veela Serum' - meh, they don't have heroin in the Wizarding world. She's skinny and studious *sigh* a bit like me!
"Hey Lavender, you done with Hogwarts: A History yet?" Lavender's friend asked.
Lavender smiled and handed the book over, "Heh, you shoulda told me earlier, Yura, I wasn't actually reading it - I only borrowed it from the Library to show that Granger that I wasn't stupid. My boyfriend IS pretty stupid though."
Yura laughed, "Harry Potter? I think he's quite hot actually."
Lavender put her hand against Yura's cheek and whispered, "Not as hot as you, Miss Wych."
Yura swallowed hard, "I-I... LAVENDER!" she pushed Lavender's hand away from her face and sat cross-legged, blushing furiously and opening a Transfiguration book, pretending to read it.
"Don't tell me you haven't ever looked at another girl in a sexual way before - it's only natural," Lavender asked casually.
Yura cleared her throat, "I hope you'd stop talking on the subject of Sapphism."
Lavender laughed, stretching out her thin, graceful legs in front of her, making sure they were visible to a trembling Yura.
"Call it by its proper name - lesbianism. And why don't you wanna talk about it?" Lavender pursued the previous thread of conversation, "I personally find it VERY interesting."
Yura pulled her bra up, making her breasts even more prominent than ever, man they must be Double Ds!
"You'll end up like those t.A.T.u. girls - foreign and annoying," she said in a meek little voice.
Lavender laughed, "Well the t.A.T.u. girls are actually quite popular," she had her gaze fixed upon Yura's silvery hair, "and anyway, they're just Muggles, unlike us.."
Yura suddenly stood up, gathered her books with a Summoning Charm and made for the castle.
"Meet me in the Hall after the feast tonight!" Lavender called to her.
Yura waved her hand in an incomprehensible manner.
On the way up to the Ravenclaw Common Room, Yura bumped into someone, causing all her books to fly out of her arms.
"Oh sorry there, Yura," Professor Dumbledore smiled at her behind his half moon spectacles, his purple robes alight with curiosity.
"Oh my Lord, I am so sorry, Professor!" Yura said, shaking and bending down to pick up the books she had dropped.
Professor Dumbledore picked all her books up with a wave of his wand.
"Thanks, Headmaster," Yura said, looking at the floor.
"You seem troubled, young Yura," Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling.
"Meh, it's nothing," she said casually.
"Oh, I see you're worried about being friends with a dyke?"
"How.. Lavender?"
"Well I don't have to use a cloak to make myself invisible, Yura," he said, his blue eyes twinkling.
"You-you've been spying on Lavender?" she said, outraged.
"I didn't say that, Miss Wych," he said.
"Yes you did! You spied on Lavender!"
"Leamme Alone!" Professor Dumbledore cried and pushed Yura into a passing Hufflepuff, and ran off up the marble staircase.
Yura was speechless.
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That night, after the feast, Lavender and Parvati stood at the bottom of the marble staircase.
"Hey Parvati, when you gonna let me join the SLUTs?" Lavender asked her, in an offhand mannerism.
Parvati laughed, "It's not something you choose to enter, you have to get chosen."
"By whom?"
"The sexiest boy in school of course!" Parvati said, blushing.
"What? That sociopath, my boyfriend?" she asked still looking around.
"No, by Draco Malfoy of course!" Parvati said haughtily, "And also by me, seeing as I was CHOSEN as the sexiest girl in school."
Lavender laughed, "Yeah but you never sleep with girls do you? The guys in SLUTs sleep with other guys too you know."
Parvati eyed Lavender angrily, "We're not all dykes like you, Brown."
Lavender gasped, and giving Parvati a reproving glare, turned her back to her.
"Lavender, I'd choose you, if you weren't so.. so.."
"So - what?" Lavender asked irritably, still facing away from her.
"Well, so GAY!"
Lavender turned around to face Parvati, and stuck her middle finger up at her, "Fuck you, you tight-assed, pure blood bitch!"
And with that, she strode off up the staircase and stood rooted at the top.
After a few minutes, Yura arrived at the bottom of the marble staircase, and catching sight of Parvati, she made her way towards her.
"Hey, do you know where Lavender's gone?" Yura asked, "She asked me to wait for her here after the feast."
Parvati looked her up and down, "And you actually CAME?" she laughed derisively, "Well, that Sapphist is standing at the top of the marble staircase, but go at your own peril!"
Yura just looked at Parvati in a puzzled manner.
"What's your name, kid?" Parvati added, as Yura began to climb the stairs.
"Yura, Yura Wych," she said, already ascending.
"Yes I know I'm a witch, but what's your name?"
But Yura didn't answer her, she hated it when people did that, why did her parents have to fucking name her 'Yura'?
When she finally reached the top of the marble staircase, she saw Lavender stood leaning against a suit of armour, arms folded, scowling at the wall.
"L-Lavender?" Yura asked cautiously.
Lavender's expression changed abruptly to a smile, "Yura! You came! I was so angry at Parvati, I forgot why I was stood up here in the first place. But oh, you're here now!"
"God, you really are queer," she said quietly.
"Meh, there's more dykes in the school than you could possibly imagine, now come on!"
Lavender took hold of Yura's hand, and jostling through the crowds, she ran in the direction of Gryffindor Tower.
"Whoa, where are we going?" Yura called through the disgruntled students.
"We need to find Granger, she's a Prefect after all," she yelled without turning back.
They ran through several student, all of whom were coming back up from finishing the feast, and finally they came to the painting of the Fat Lady.
"Why are we here?" Yura asked curiously.
Lavender suddenly realised that Yura didn't know about the secret entrance to Gryffindor Tower, and realising this, she pulled her towards a painting further on of some singing fruit.
"Now hide behind this suit of armour, okay?" Lavender said to her, then, after a kiss on the lips, she ran back to the Fat Lady.
"Password?" she asked.
"Tetramorph," she whispered so that Yura wouldn't hear.
The portrait swung forward to reveal the circular entrance to the Gryffindor common room, at the corner stood Harry and Ron, but there was no sign on Hermione.
Lavender walked over to where Harry and Ron were stood.
"Hey babe," Harry said putting an arm around her waist.
"Hey," she said, putting her arms around his neck and kissing him, "Do you know where Granger's gotten to?"
"Hermione?" Ron asked, puzzled, "I haven't seen her since the feast, but she said she'd pay the House Elves a visit before coming up."
"Why?" Lavender asked him irritably.
"Well you know what she's like about those House Elves being captive," Ron said with an air of pride.
At that moment, the portrait swung forward and Hermione stumbled in, talking and laughing merrily with Parvati Patil.
"Hi, baby doll," Ron said, hugging her.
"I told you never to call me that," Hermione said, sternly.
Ron laughed and kissed her, "Sorry Poopy Dolly."
"That's better," she said, smiling.
"Hey, Hermione," Lavender said, ignoring Parvati, who was stood next to her, "Can I talk to you?"
"Umm sure," she said, pinching Ron's cheek and following Lavender to the fireplace.
Parvati began to engage Harry in conversation now.
"Hey, you're a Prefect, right?" Lavender asked her, making sure she out of earshot of any eavesdroppers, casting a scathing look towards Ginny and the Creevey brothers who were obviously talking about her.
"Glad to see you've noticed," Hermione said without smiling.
"Well you know you have your own bathroom that Prefects can use exclusively?"
Hermione did not say anything, but stared at Lavender, as if daring her to continue.
"Well, can you give me the password to it please?"
Hermione laughed derisively, "Give YOU the password to the Prefect's Bathroom! Hah! Miss Brown, do you really think so little of me?"
"Oh please!" she said, as Hermione got up and began to make her way back to Ron and Harry.
"No! You have your own bathrooms, go use them!"
"Bitch," she breathed as Hermione put her arms around Ron, who was sat in a squashy leather chair by the window.
"I heard that," Ron said jovially, "And I can tell you now, I am no bitch."
He winked at her, munching a Chocolate Frog.
Suddenly Lavender was struck by inspiration.
"Oh Ron," she said silkily, sitting down in front of him, "What's the password to the Prefect's Bathroom?"
Ron stared at her cautiously, "Why would you want to know that? I barely ever go in there - it takes ages for the tub to fill up, and once I walked in on Malfoy and Harry here playing tonsil hockey."
Harry laughed, and said reminiscently, "Ah that was a good night!"
"Harry! A word!" Lavender grabbed Harry's arm and hoisted him off his armchair, which Parvati quickly swooped on before he could come back.
"What?" Harry said through a mouthful of Honeydukes Fudge, "I told you about that night, Draco and I were.. just having some harmless fun."
"No, not THAT, you numbskull, I know that you and Draco fuck like rabbits," she said tetchily, "Tell me the password to the Prefect's Bathroom."
"Hehe, why didn't you say so?" Harry laughed, swallowing his fudge, "It's 'Cistern Ice'."
Lavender hugged Harry and kissed him so passionately and deeply, his eyes widened in horror.
"Thank you, Thank You!" She called running out of the common room.
She ran to the place she'd left Yura, but she wasn't there.
"Yura?" she called, "YURA!"
Behind her, the wall shook and Lavender saw Yura materialize out of the walls.
"How." she began to ask.
"It's a secret, bequeathed unto none other but us Ravenclaws," she said, smiling at her, "Was that the entrance to your common room? Heh, 'Tetramorph' eh?"
"How.."
"I'm not stupid, Lavender," she said grinning with a knowing smile, "I am in Ravenclaw after all, you should see OUR common room, the entrance is slightly more impressive."
"I-I-.."
Lavender seemed completely lost for words.
"Anyway, let's go to the Prefect's Bathroom, and we can have some *er-hem* 'fun' there!" Yura said cheekily.
Lavender nodded and followed her to the Statue of Boris the Bewildered.
"HAH!" Yura laughed, "look at this guy, he has his gloves on the wrong way round!"
She pointed to the statue and giggled.
"Okay, it's the fourth door to the left of this statue.. Ah! Here it is!" Yura declared.
Lavender walked forward, "Cistern Ice."
The door creaked open, and the girls ran inside, giggling.
Lavender bolted the door and hastily tore her robes off, down to her thong.
Yura kept her bra on (well you would too, with boobs that big!) but that was all she kept on.
Lavender smiled at Yura and, making sure her boobs touched Yura's, she kissed her passionately, tongues snaking in and out of each other.
When they pulled apart, Yura was stood twitching on the spot. Everyone who had kissed Lavender knew that although she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, she was one hell of a kisser.
"Umm," Yura said, coming out of her pleasant reverie, "How-how are we gonna fuck?"
Lavender laughed, making Yura blush.
"Well think about it, Lavender, we're girls, I mean what fun can we possible have together, unless it's simple fingering and licking."
"Well why not?" Lavender asked from across the marble bathroom, "And anyway, I have a plan up my sleeve."
"You do?" Yura asked, turning more taps until the bath was almost full.
Lavender laughed and showed her a small leather bag that was inside her robe pocket.
"What's in the bag?" Yura asked, slipping into the bath, now taking off her bra and swimming a bit in the pool.
Lavender pulled out a long and thin, rubbery looking object which looked a lot like a shoe scoop thingy (I dunno!) ^_^
"What in the Unholy name of the Demon Azazel is THAT?" Yura exclaimed, pointing at the long rubbery object.
Lavender laughed, a cruel, cold, bitter laugh, which echoed off the marble walls of the bathroom.
"Shhhh, you'll wake someone, you daft mare!" Yura hissed.
Lavender crawled to the side of the pool where Yura stood, boobs hanging down *Alexei drools* and said, "This, is a vibrator."
There was silence.
"A what?" Yura asked, perplexed.
"Well, it's a Muggle sex toy used by lesbians, teachers and loners," Lavender said with relish, "but it runs off batteries, which won't work with all the magic in the air, so I have to use a simple Vibrating Charm."
She pointed her wand at the vibrator and muttered, "Agito!"
The vibrator began to. um well vibrate. (Alexei smiles to himself; damn I have a nice ass!) ^_^
Lavender giggled, and slid into the tub, whipping off her thong, she put her arms around Yura and rammed the Vibrator into her vagina.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Yura screamed in pleasure.
Then Lavender fixed her own vagina on top of the vibrator, which was vibrating so furiously that there were bubbles coming from where it was underneath the surface of the water.
"Oh shit this is good, FUCK THIS IS GOOD!" Lavender screamed, and began to move her hips back and forth in the bath.
Lavender and Yura's boobs were bumping into each other madly, and the orgasmic screams in the bathroom were so much, that even I, Alexei James, who doesn't get turned on by ANYTHING, would quiver in my boots.
Then Lavender could feel it coming, oh shit she could feel it, ohhh her ass was so tight!
She grabbed Yura's really tight ass and clenched it tight as she came...
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!" she yelled, "FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! FU-U-UCK!"
"Oh shit baby, kiss me," Yura moaned, and she leant in to kiss Lavender, letting her tongue snake in and out of her mouth.
"No - more!" she declared, and kissed Lavender so passionately that her tongue did the Riverdance inside Lavender's mouth.
Yura then got up out of the bath and sat on the side, her enormous breasts hanging before like beach balls (Alexei drools yet again).
Lavender swum towards her, and pulling Yura's hips closer to her, she began to lick her out.
Lavender's tongue did the Samba up Yura's vagina, did the Tango on her clitoris and break danced on her labia, until she could taste the sweet vagina fluid that she lapped like a hungry puppy. (God, somewhere in the world, someone's head is exploding).
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yura roared, "You bitch! You.. you..exquisite little tart!"
Lavender took her lips away from Yura's pussy and smiled up at her. She kissed her labia once more and climbed out of the tub. She kissed Yura's neck, and bit it gently, leaving a vampire-like bite mark.
Lavender giggled and lay down upon the cold marble tiles on the side of the pool, and held her legs high in the air.
"Spread em," Yura said sexually, "I said SPREAD EM BITCH!"
Lavender lowered her legs and began to spread them slowly, but then she closed them again.
Yura smiled, and pointing her wand at Lavender's crotch, she muttered, "Alohomora!"
Suddenly, Lavender's legs sprang apart, revealing her very red vagina.
Lavender gasped as Yura slipped her finger into Lavender's pussy.
"Ohhhhhh!" Lavender moaned, "Oh shit yeah! Further, dammit, FURTHER!!"
Yura then slid all five fingers into Lavender's pussy hole, and soon enough, her fist was dancing in and out of Lavender's crotch hole.
At that moment, they heard someone mutter "Cistern Ice" outside, and the girls froze in horror.
The door creaked open, and in walked a thin boy with messy black hair, wearing a Nirvana hoody and carrying a Machete.
The boy paused, looking from the tub to the two naked girls and shuddered.
"Who are you?" Lavender asked, her legs outstretched.
"I-I.." he trailed off, "I'm called Alexei, but most people just call me the Author."
Yura looked up, "Oh so YOU'RE the one that gave me such a stupid name!"
"I chose that name for pure comedy value!"
"You are going to change my name RIGHT NOW!" Yura yelled.
"Okay okay!" he got out a fountain pen, and wrote the word "AMELIE" into the air.
And in true Violet Baudelaire style, she stumbled over, hair blowing in the other direction to the fall, and fell with a thump onto the marble tiles.
"What have you done to her?" Lavender asked, eyeing the new girl, who was dressed in a green evening dress and had short hair.
"Bonjour, mademoiselle," Amelie said jovially, "Ou est-ce que vous, et moi?"
"Vous est en une toilette, Amelie," Alexei replied.
"Why is she French?" Lavender asked.
"Because Amelie is a French character, duh!"
"Umm, why do you have a Machete?" Lavender asked.
"That's none of your goddamn business, motherfucker!" I yelled. (Oooh I'm referring to me as I now!) ^_^
She put up her middle finger, but Alexei clicked his fingers and in a flurry of feathers, she turned into a lavender flower, growing out of the tiles.
"Quest-ce que vous faire?" Amelie asked from the floor.
"God you're just full of questions aren't you?" Alexei asked, "Hmm I have an idea!"
And so he clapped his hands together, and in the place where Amelie Poulain had been sitting, appeared the ravishingly resplendent US actress, Julia Roberts.
Alexei almost fainted, but he walked over and offered her a hand to pull her up.
"Whoa, where am I?" she asked.
"You're at Hogwarts, Julia," Alexei said, blushing furiously.
"Hmm okay, but like how.."
"Shhhh," Alexei interrupted, "Don't spoil the moment, and with a click of his fingers, Julia was dressed in a deep red evening dress, and he was wearing those tuxedo type things.
He clicked his fingers yet again and, suddenly, the bathroom rang with the sound of 'Dancing in the Moonlight'.
"Shall we?" he asked, offering a hand to Julia.
She took his hand and they began a slow dance, Alexei clicked his fingers and suddenly Michael Jackson and Paula Abdul appeared, and began to dance to entertain.
And so endeth a perfect evening, with a deep kiss from the woman of his dreams. Alexei and Julia danced the night away....*sighs dreamily*
.What? Oh right yes! Course, Well Alexei was kind enough to change Lavender and Yura back, and so the girls continued their physical relationship, with occasional helping hands from Harry Potter.
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There's only one more chapter left in these stories, it's not that impressive but I could write more than that if you just say the word.
And thanks Lyn for all your reviews! :D
Alexei Noire xXx
Ooh and I'd like to thank BEAn, Ivory Tower and Lyn for their reviews. ^_^
Alexei Noire xXx
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flower in the Shower~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Omg I'm in SUCH a mood for a lesbian story, I just been watching Queer as Folk ya see and I got some *er-hem* 'inspiration' from it. Rated 'R' for Randy content, including strong language and graphic lesbian sex depictions. BYE!
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Lavender and her new friend from Ravenclaw are sitting underneath a pine tree near the Lake in the SnogWhore's grounds. (Hehe I always make Ravenclaws up for sex!) Her friend has silvery blonde hair, and injects herself every two weeks with 'Veela Serum' - meh, they don't have heroin in the Wizarding world. She's skinny and studious *sigh* a bit like me!
"Hey Lavender, you done with Hogwarts: A History yet?" Lavender's friend asked.
Lavender smiled and handed the book over, "Heh, you shoulda told me earlier, Yura, I wasn't actually reading it - I only borrowed it from the Library to show that Granger that I wasn't stupid. My boyfriend IS pretty stupid though."
Yura laughed, "Harry Potter? I think he's quite hot actually."
Lavender put her hand against Yura's cheek and whispered, "Not as hot as you, Miss Wych."
Yura swallowed hard, "I-I... LAVENDER!" she pushed Lavender's hand away from her face and sat cross-legged, blushing furiously and opening a Transfiguration book, pretending to read it.
"Don't tell me you haven't ever looked at another girl in a sexual way before - it's only natural," Lavender asked casually.
Yura cleared her throat, "I hope you'd stop talking on the subject of Sapphism."
Lavender laughed, stretching out her thin, graceful legs in front of her, making sure they were visible to a trembling Yura.
"Call it by its proper name - lesbianism. And why don't you wanna talk about it?" Lavender pursued the previous thread of conversation, "I personally find it VERY interesting."
Yura pulled her bra up, making her breasts even more prominent than ever, man they must be Double Ds!
"You'll end up like those t.A.T.u. girls - foreign and annoying," she said in a meek little voice.
Lavender laughed, "Well the t.A.T.u. girls are actually quite popular," she had her gaze fixed upon Yura's silvery hair, "and anyway, they're just Muggles, unlike us.."
Yura suddenly stood up, gathered her books with a Summoning Charm and made for the castle.
"Meet me in the Hall after the feast tonight!" Lavender called to her.
Yura waved her hand in an incomprehensible manner.
On the way up to the Ravenclaw Common Room, Yura bumped into someone, causing all her books to fly out of her arms.
"Oh sorry there, Yura," Professor Dumbledore smiled at her behind his half moon spectacles, his purple robes alight with curiosity.
"Oh my Lord, I am so sorry, Professor!" Yura said, shaking and bending down to pick up the books she had dropped.
Professor Dumbledore picked all her books up with a wave of his wand.
"Thanks, Headmaster," Yura said, looking at the floor.
"You seem troubled, young Yura," Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling.
"Meh, it's nothing," she said casually.
"Oh, I see you're worried about being friends with a dyke?"
"How.. Lavender?"
"Well I don't have to use a cloak to make myself invisible, Yura," he said, his blue eyes twinkling.
"You-you've been spying on Lavender?" she said, outraged.
"I didn't say that, Miss Wych," he said.
"Yes you did! You spied on Lavender!"
"Leamme Alone!" Professor Dumbledore cried and pushed Yura into a passing Hufflepuff, and ran off up the marble staircase.
Yura was speechless.
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That night, after the feast, Lavender and Parvati stood at the bottom of the marble staircase.
"Hey Parvati, when you gonna let me join the SLUTs?" Lavender asked her, in an offhand mannerism.
Parvati laughed, "It's not something you choose to enter, you have to get chosen."
"By whom?"
"The sexiest boy in school of course!" Parvati said, blushing.
"What? That sociopath, my boyfriend?" she asked still looking around.
"No, by Draco Malfoy of course!" Parvati said haughtily, "And also by me, seeing as I was CHOSEN as the sexiest girl in school."
Lavender laughed, "Yeah but you never sleep with girls do you? The guys in SLUTs sleep with other guys too you know."
Parvati eyed Lavender angrily, "We're not all dykes like you, Brown."
Lavender gasped, and giving Parvati a reproving glare, turned her back to her.
"Lavender, I'd choose you, if you weren't so.. so.."
"So - what?" Lavender asked irritably, still facing away from her.
"Well, so GAY!"
Lavender turned around to face Parvati, and stuck her middle finger up at her, "Fuck you, you tight-assed, pure blood bitch!"
And with that, she strode off up the staircase and stood rooted at the top.
After a few minutes, Yura arrived at the bottom of the marble staircase, and catching sight of Parvati, she made her way towards her.
"Hey, do you know where Lavender's gone?" Yura asked, "She asked me to wait for her here after the feast."
Parvati looked her up and down, "And you actually CAME?" she laughed derisively, "Well, that Sapphist is standing at the top of the marble staircase, but go at your own peril!"
Yura just looked at Parvati in a puzzled manner.
"What's your name, kid?" Parvati added, as Yura began to climb the stairs.
"Yura, Yura Wych," she said, already ascending.
"Yes I know I'm a witch, but what's your name?"
But Yura didn't answer her, she hated it when people did that, why did her parents have to fucking name her 'Yura'?
When she finally reached the top of the marble staircase, she saw Lavender stood leaning against a suit of armour, arms folded, scowling at the wall.
"L-Lavender?" Yura asked cautiously.
Lavender's expression changed abruptly to a smile, "Yura! You came! I was so angry at Parvati, I forgot why I was stood up here in the first place. But oh, you're here now!"
"God, you really are queer," she said quietly.
"Meh, there's more dykes in the school than you could possibly imagine, now come on!"
Lavender took hold of Yura's hand, and jostling through the crowds, she ran in the direction of Gryffindor Tower.
"Whoa, where are we going?" Yura called through the disgruntled students.
"We need to find Granger, she's a Prefect after all," she yelled without turning back.
They ran through several student, all of whom were coming back up from finishing the feast, and finally they came to the painting of the Fat Lady.
"Why are we here?" Yura asked curiously.
Lavender suddenly realised that Yura didn't know about the secret entrance to Gryffindor Tower, and realising this, she pulled her towards a painting further on of some singing fruit.
"Now hide behind this suit of armour, okay?" Lavender said to her, then, after a kiss on the lips, she ran back to the Fat Lady.
"Password?" she asked.
"Tetramorph," she whispered so that Yura wouldn't hear.
The portrait swung forward to reveal the circular entrance to the Gryffindor common room, at the corner stood Harry and Ron, but there was no sign on Hermione.
Lavender walked over to where Harry and Ron were stood.
"Hey babe," Harry said putting an arm around her waist.
"Hey," she said, putting her arms around his neck and kissing him, "Do you know where Granger's gotten to?"
"Hermione?" Ron asked, puzzled, "I haven't seen her since the feast, but she said she'd pay the House Elves a visit before coming up."
"Why?" Lavender asked him irritably.
"Well you know what she's like about those House Elves being captive," Ron said with an air of pride.
At that moment, the portrait swung forward and Hermione stumbled in, talking and laughing merrily with Parvati Patil.
"Hi, baby doll," Ron said, hugging her.
"I told you never to call me that," Hermione said, sternly.
Ron laughed and kissed her, "Sorry Poopy Dolly."
"That's better," she said, smiling.
"Hey, Hermione," Lavender said, ignoring Parvati, who was stood next to her, "Can I talk to you?"
"Umm sure," she said, pinching Ron's cheek and following Lavender to the fireplace.
Parvati began to engage Harry in conversation now.
"Hey, you're a Prefect, right?" Lavender asked her, making sure she out of earshot of any eavesdroppers, casting a scathing look towards Ginny and the Creevey brothers who were obviously talking about her.
"Glad to see you've noticed," Hermione said without smiling.
"Well you know you have your own bathroom that Prefects can use exclusively?"
Hermione did not say anything, but stared at Lavender, as if daring her to continue.
"Well, can you give me the password to it please?"
Hermione laughed derisively, "Give YOU the password to the Prefect's Bathroom! Hah! Miss Brown, do you really think so little of me?"
"Oh please!" she said, as Hermione got up and began to make her way back to Ron and Harry.
"No! You have your own bathrooms, go use them!"
"Bitch," she breathed as Hermione put her arms around Ron, who was sat in a squashy leather chair by the window.
"I heard that," Ron said jovially, "And I can tell you now, I am no bitch."
He winked at her, munching a Chocolate Frog.
Suddenly Lavender was struck by inspiration.
"Oh Ron," she said silkily, sitting down in front of him, "What's the password to the Prefect's Bathroom?"
Ron stared at her cautiously, "Why would you want to know that? I barely ever go in there - it takes ages for the tub to fill up, and once I walked in on Malfoy and Harry here playing tonsil hockey."
Harry laughed, and said reminiscently, "Ah that was a good night!"
"Harry! A word!" Lavender grabbed Harry's arm and hoisted him off his armchair, which Parvati quickly swooped on before he could come back.
"What?" Harry said through a mouthful of Honeydukes Fudge, "I told you about that night, Draco and I were.. just having some harmless fun."
"No, not THAT, you numbskull, I know that you and Draco fuck like rabbits," she said tetchily, "Tell me the password to the Prefect's Bathroom."
"Hehe, why didn't you say so?" Harry laughed, swallowing his fudge, "It's 'Cistern Ice'."
Lavender hugged Harry and kissed him so passionately and deeply, his eyes widened in horror.
"Thank you, Thank You!" She called running out of the common room.
She ran to the place she'd left Yura, but she wasn't there.
"Yura?" she called, "YURA!"
Behind her, the wall shook and Lavender saw Yura materialize out of the walls.
"How." she began to ask.
"It's a secret, bequeathed unto none other but us Ravenclaws," she said, smiling at her, "Was that the entrance to your common room? Heh, 'Tetramorph' eh?"
"How.."
"I'm not stupid, Lavender," she said grinning with a knowing smile, "I am in Ravenclaw after all, you should see OUR common room, the entrance is slightly more impressive."
"I-I-.."
Lavender seemed completely lost for words.
"Anyway, let's go to the Prefect's Bathroom, and we can have some *er-hem* 'fun' there!" Yura said cheekily.
Lavender nodded and followed her to the Statue of Boris the Bewildered.
"HAH!" Yura laughed, "look at this guy, he has his gloves on the wrong way round!"
She pointed to the statue and giggled.
"Okay, it's the fourth door to the left of this statue.. Ah! Here it is!" Yura declared.
Lavender walked forward, "Cistern Ice."
The door creaked open, and the girls ran inside, giggling.
Lavender bolted the door and hastily tore her robes off, down to her thong.
Yura kept her bra on (well you would too, with boobs that big!) but that was all she kept on.
Lavender smiled at Yura and, making sure her boobs touched Yura's, she kissed her passionately, tongues snaking in and out of each other.
When they pulled apart, Yura was stood twitching on the spot. Everyone who had kissed Lavender knew that although she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, she was one hell of a kisser.
"Umm," Yura said, coming out of her pleasant reverie, "How-how are we gonna fuck?"
Lavender laughed, making Yura blush.
"Well think about it, Lavender, we're girls, I mean what fun can we possible have together, unless it's simple fingering and licking."
"Well why not?" Lavender asked from across the marble bathroom, "And anyway, I have a plan up my sleeve."
"You do?" Yura asked, turning more taps until the bath was almost full.
Lavender laughed and showed her a small leather bag that was inside her robe pocket.
"What's in the bag?" Yura asked, slipping into the bath, now taking off her bra and swimming a bit in the pool.
Lavender pulled out a long and thin, rubbery looking object which looked a lot like a shoe scoop thingy (I dunno!) ^_^
"What in the Unholy name of the Demon Azazel is THAT?" Yura exclaimed, pointing at the long rubbery object.
Lavender laughed, a cruel, cold, bitter laugh, which echoed off the marble walls of the bathroom.
"Shhhh, you'll wake someone, you daft mare!" Yura hissed.
Lavender crawled to the side of the pool where Yura stood, boobs hanging down *Alexei drools* and said, "This, is a vibrator."
There was silence.
"A what?" Yura asked, perplexed.
"Well, it's a Muggle sex toy used by lesbians, teachers and loners," Lavender said with relish, "but it runs off batteries, which won't work with all the magic in the air, so I have to use a simple Vibrating Charm."
She pointed her wand at the vibrator and muttered, "Agito!"
The vibrator began to. um well vibrate. (Alexei smiles to himself; damn I have a nice ass!) ^_^
Lavender giggled, and slid into the tub, whipping off her thong, she put her arms around Yura and rammed the Vibrator into her vagina.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Yura screamed in pleasure.
Then Lavender fixed her own vagina on top of the vibrator, which was vibrating so furiously that there were bubbles coming from where it was underneath the surface of the water.
"Oh shit this is good, FUCK THIS IS GOOD!" Lavender screamed, and began to move her hips back and forth in the bath.
Lavender and Yura's boobs were bumping into each other madly, and the orgasmic screams in the bathroom were so much, that even I, Alexei James, who doesn't get turned on by ANYTHING, would quiver in my boots.
Then Lavender could feel it coming, oh shit she could feel it, ohhh her ass was so tight!
She grabbed Yura's really tight ass and clenched it tight as she came...
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!" she yelled, "FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! FU-U-UCK!"
"Oh shit baby, kiss me," Yura moaned, and she leant in to kiss Lavender, letting her tongue snake in and out of her mouth.
"No - more!" she declared, and kissed Lavender so passionately that her tongue did the Riverdance inside Lavender's mouth.
Yura then got up out of the bath and sat on the side, her enormous breasts hanging before like beach balls (Alexei drools yet again).
Lavender swum towards her, and pulling Yura's hips closer to her, she began to lick her out.
Lavender's tongue did the Samba up Yura's vagina, did the Tango on her clitoris and break danced on her labia, until she could taste the sweet vagina fluid that she lapped like a hungry puppy. (God, somewhere in the world, someone's head is exploding).
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yura roared, "You bitch! You.. you..exquisite little tart!"
Lavender took her lips away from Yura's pussy and smiled up at her. She kissed her labia once more and climbed out of the tub. She kissed Yura's neck, and bit it gently, leaving a vampire-like bite mark.
Lavender giggled and lay down upon the cold marble tiles on the side of the pool, and held her legs high in the air.
"Spread em," Yura said sexually, "I said SPREAD EM BITCH!"
Lavender lowered her legs and began to spread them slowly, but then she closed them again.
Yura smiled, and pointing her wand at Lavender's crotch, she muttered, "Alohomora!"
Suddenly, Lavender's legs sprang apart, revealing her very red vagina.
Lavender gasped as Yura slipped her finger into Lavender's pussy.
"Ohhhhhh!" Lavender moaned, "Oh shit yeah! Further, dammit, FURTHER!!"
Yura then slid all five fingers into Lavender's pussy hole, and soon enough, her fist was dancing in and out of Lavender's crotch hole.
At that moment, they heard someone mutter "Cistern Ice" outside, and the girls froze in horror.
The door creaked open, and in walked a thin boy with messy black hair, wearing a Nirvana hoody and carrying a Machete.
The boy paused, looking from the tub to the two naked girls and shuddered.
"Who are you?" Lavender asked, her legs outstretched.
"I-I.." he trailed off, "I'm called Alexei, but most people just call me the Author."
Yura looked up, "Oh so YOU'RE the one that gave me such a stupid name!"
"I chose that name for pure comedy value!"
"You are going to change my name RIGHT NOW!" Yura yelled.
"Okay okay!" he got out a fountain pen, and wrote the word "AMELIE" into the air.
And in true Violet Baudelaire style, she stumbled over, hair blowing in the other direction to the fall, and fell with a thump onto the marble tiles.
"What have you done to her?" Lavender asked, eyeing the new girl, who was dressed in a green evening dress and had short hair.
"Bonjour, mademoiselle," Amelie said jovially, "Ou est-ce que vous, et moi?"
"Vous est en une toilette, Amelie," Alexei replied.
"Why is she French?" Lavender asked.
"Because Amelie is a French character, duh!"
"Umm, why do you have a Machete?" Lavender asked.
"That's none of your goddamn business, motherfucker!" I yelled. (Oooh I'm referring to me as I now!) ^_^
She put up her middle finger, but Alexei clicked his fingers and in a flurry of feathers, she turned into a lavender flower, growing out of the tiles.
"Quest-ce que vous faire?" Amelie asked from the floor.
"God you're just full of questions aren't you?" Alexei asked, "Hmm I have an idea!"
And so he clapped his hands together, and in the place where Amelie Poulain had been sitting, appeared the ravishingly resplendent US actress, Julia Roberts.
Alexei almost fainted, but he walked over and offered her a hand to pull her up.
"Whoa, where am I?" she asked.
"You're at Hogwarts, Julia," Alexei said, blushing furiously.
"Hmm okay, but like how.."
"Shhhh," Alexei interrupted, "Don't spoil the moment, and with a click of his fingers, Julia was dressed in a deep red evening dress, and he was wearing those tuxedo type things.
He clicked his fingers yet again and, suddenly, the bathroom rang with the sound of 'Dancing in the Moonlight'.
"Shall we?" he asked, offering a hand to Julia.
She took his hand and they began a slow dance, Alexei clicked his fingers and suddenly Michael Jackson and Paula Abdul appeared, and began to dance to entertain.
And so endeth a perfect evening, with a deep kiss from the woman of his dreams. Alexei and Julia danced the night away....*sighs dreamily*
.What? Oh right yes! Course, Well Alexei was kind enough to change Lavender and Yura back, and so the girls continued their physical relationship, with occasional helping hands from Harry Potter.
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There's only one more chapter left in these stories, it's not that impressive but I could write more than that if you just say the word.
And thanks Lyn for all your reviews! :D
Alexei Noire xXx