LOL We all know about the infamous sub group the 'Sluts' at Hogwarts, which
include Draco Malfoy, Parvati Patil, Harry Potter and Seamus Finnigan. But
what if there was someone just as kinky as them in the school that they
never knew about?
Hehe my mind flies through the skies in a cardboard box with wings
sumtimes! ^_^
I'd like to thank Lyn, soccer-chick250 and an anonymous reviewer who wishes to be known as ;) for their reviews.
Alexei Noire xXx
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New Slut on the Block~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's a sunny day upon the SnogWhore's Grounds, and four people are stood in a huddle talking together. These people consist of the most sexually potent students at SnogWhore's School of Bitchcraft and Sodomy.
They are: Draco Malfoy, a tall, slim guy of Slytherin. Wrought from the depths of the Black and Malfoy loins, he comes out as a gorgeous, blonde stud. He still slicks his hair back, but as Padma Patil once said in a drunken stupor - "It makes you look KEE-YUTE!" The other Slut members know Draco as Sir Flimsy Frivolous, and he is the chief Slut.
Parvati Patil stands in the arms of her apparent beau, Seamus Finnigan. Her long black hair flows behind her like some sort of dark waterfall, and her skinny figure is firmly held in the Irish beau's arms. Although Parvati, better known as Miss Laura Lustful, is in such a position to appear as if Mr Finnigan is her boyfriend, this is not strictly true. Like the other members of Sluts, she is wretchedly promiscuous, and thus has no steady boy.
Harry Potter, tall, cute, dazzling green eyes and a scar to match stood tall leaning against a nearby tree, underneath which he had had a very hot night with Seamus. The memory of this night still brought about a flutter in the region of his stomach. Harry is known to the others as Viridian Vixen, because of his emerald eyes. Harry is meant to be going out with Lavender Brown, a dim-witted individual who is lesbian for the better part of her life, much to Harry's delight.
And finally, Seamus Finnigan, fairly hot tall Irish blondie, with his arms wrapped around Parvati in a... erm mannish way? (I WUD say 'muscly arms' but it sounds a bit corny and I'm not going to make this into some kinda cheeky slash with Harry and Draco, ok?) Mr Finnigan is better known as Alluring Adonis.
*Alexei laughs to himself for no apparent reason*
And here the story beginneth...
The group were talking animatedly about last night's sex, particularly Draco who seemed to have me someone that had given him the hottest fuck he had received since Padma Patil.
"I swear, for a Mudblood, she's SUCH a tight assed bitch," Draco said excited, "she tore my clothes off, then tied a dog collar round my neck and then..."
"Then what?" Parvati asked.
"Yeah tell us!" Harry said, giving Draco a kiss on the neck. (LOL haha! I swear there is no Harry/Draco Slash!)
"You better fuck me after you tell this story Malfoy," Seamus said from behind Parvati, "'Cause I'm getting SUCH a hard on!"
Draco laughed and pushed the kissing Harry into the nearest bush.
"As I was saying, she tied me up, and then she, asked me to bend over," Draco licked his lips with relish.
"Yeah, and then what?" Seamus asked as the disgruntled Harry disentangled himself from the bush.
"She..." all eyes were on him, Seamus and Parvati leaned in closer, and Harry began to slap his thigh in frustration, "SPANKED ME!"
Seamus and Parvati sighed and looked at each other, then kissed. Draco ran his hand along Parvati's bare legs and Harry began to sniff the grass nearby.
Suddenly, a thin figure just streaked by the Sluts, shrieking "OOH! SHINEY!"
"Hey Harry, isn't that your girlfriend?" Draco asked, looking towards Lavender who was trying to catch hold of the Sun.
"I almost have it!" she yelled, jumping up and down excitedly.
Harry looked up from the ground where he was sniffing and barked at Lavender.
Seamus looked at Parvati, "Peas in a pod, them two."
Parvati laughed as Harry got up and grabbed Lavender by the waist, dragging her down onto the grass.
Lavender began mooing in a loud, annoying voice.
"What a fucking pair of weirdoes," Draco spat, catching sight of them, now holding hands and skipping in circles.
"We're off to see the Wizard the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!" they sang stupidly.
At that moment, Luna Lovegood came out of the castle, walking down the steps and eyeing Harry and Lavender peculiarly.
"LOOK IT'S LOONY LOOPY LOVEGOOD!" Harry yelled, pointing at Luna.
They ran towards her and began dancing around her.
"Join us Looooona!!" Lavender said madly.
Luna had a disgusted look upon her face and replied, "You fucking freaks, get a life!"
And with that, she walked off towards to Lake to look for Crumple Horned Snorcacks.
The Sluts' attention was drawn towards a large figure and a tiny one emerging from Hagrid's hut.
"Ohh Hagrid that was GOOD!" Ginny Weasley said, sighing breathlessly.
Hagrid laughed and bent down to give the red haired girl a sloppy kiss.
But then, yet another figure, this time a small squat figure emerged from the hut.
"We've GOT to do this again, Rubeus!" came another voice, and the three Sluts sat under the pine tree were horrified to see that it belonged to their Herbology Teacher, Professor Sprout.
"I think I have something stuck in pants," she said drunkenly - apparently it was a hot (debatably) drunken sexy night. (or day, seeing as the fucking sun is shining down upon Lavender.)
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lavender and Harry zoomed across the grounds to the Lake, and began to poke at Luna's ass.
"Get off me you fucking weird freaky punks!" she yelled, batting them away.
"Oh I think I had a bit too much Firewhiskey!" Ginny giggled, smooching Professor Sprout, and walking drunkenly towards the greenhouses. (I don't suppose they're going to be re-potting Mandrakes in there though, do you?) *winks*
"Oh my God," Parvati breathed, and turned to ram her tongue down Seamus throat.
They rolled round on the grass, and Draco, noticing them, crawled over and slapped Seamus ass hard.
Seamus moaned, mid-kiss to acknowledge the smack and soon darkness fell, and they went inside the castle.
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"Hey Dray," Hermione's voice washed over the blonde like a cool spray.
She walked around the room, as Draco lay tied to the bed, completely naked, with his *er-hem!* Crown Jewels covered with a Wizards hat. She was wearing a tight red leather cat suit, and a scarlet mask to match. In her slender fingers was grasped a riding crop, one to WHIP! Draco's finely toned ass with.
"You've been a baaaad boy, Mr Malfoy," she said silkily in her sweet, unctuous voice.
"Hell yes I have, Miss!" Draco yelled.
"SILENCE!" Hermione screamed, whipping Draco hard across the leg. He moaned appreciatively with the pain.
"Do I ...need PUNISHMENT, Miss Granger?" he asked, still tied to the bed.
Hermione smiled widely and jumped onto the bed, crawling nearer to Draco's face.
"You have been a very bad boy," she breathed, nibbling his ear, "you've been sticking things inside me, and now you shall pay."
Shit, Draco thought, she's gunna fuck me so hard I'll lose all my senses.
Hermione positioned her legs over Draco's chest and sat down on him, she grabbed the hat from behind her, and clutched Draco's hardness beneath it, then threw the hat into a corner.
"You're such a naughty boy, Dray," she said in a mock-girly voice.
She shuffled backwards until Draco's hard-on was resting against her crotch. She grinned menacingly and slapped the riding crop against Draco chest, causing him to yell out in pain.
"Damn, that actually hurt, you fucking bitch," he said irritably.
Hermione smiled wider, "Oh we haven't even begun yet, Mr Malfoy."
Draco swallowed hard - what had he let himself in for?
"Don't worry, Judith, I won't go too hard on you," Hermione said, snaking her tongue in and out.
Suddenly, she pulled off her catsuit, revealing a bright red thong and enormous, god not GIGANTIC breasts, boobs, gazumboes, yabbos etc that bounced before her like two sacs of wobbly jelly (Alexei remembers a story he read when he was young called 'Mrs Wobble the Waitress' and smirks evilly.)
Draco's cock, that had begun to go limp with all the pain began to replenish its former glory and rose high, before her.
She leant down and kissed Draco's muscular abs, and conjured a pot of some brown substance.
"What's that Miss?" Draco asked, with a cute smile upon his face.
"Chocolate Body Paint, my STUDent," she said soothingly.
Draco breathed in deeply and closed his eyes.
Hermione spread the body paint all over his chest, so that a thin layer lay upon his finely toned body.
Smiling, she began to lick it all off, not wasting any, making her way round all the contours of Dray's fit body.
Hermione then stood up and spread her legs slightly to admit Draco's pole into her crevice, and they slid in perfectly together.
Draco moaned loudly as Hermione began to slap him hard across the chest with the riding crop, and although Draco could feel the pain, he also felt the pleasure which began to numb the discomfort - and somehow, the pain and pleasure melded together to something way kinkier than the heart orgasm. (Alexei winks, damn I should stop reading those sex articles!)
She ground her hips into his madly and began to ride Draco, and as if suddenly overcome with an orgasmic inspiration, she conjured a cowboy hat onto Dray's blonde head.
"Ohhhh Miss G, move those hips!" Draco yelled.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch," she replied through hysterical screams.
"Fuck, this is so good, Miss, ride me, dammit RIDE ME!" Draco shrieked.
"Say my name," she breathed, eyes closed, riding Draco's cock.
"What?" Draco asked mid-moan.
"I SAID SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
"HER-MY-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh-KNEE!" he screamed, as he felt the jizz escape him and his tension release.
"Ohhh fuck, you have a big cock!" Hermione cried, banging her fists into Draco's stomach.
"OW!" Draco shouted, "THAT HURTS BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"
But Hermione carried on banging her fists and she eventually came too. (God why do girls have multiple orgasms, when we only have one? :'( )
Hermione slid Draco's cock out of her crevice and changed into her clothes. She untied Draco and slapped his bare ass, throwing him out into the corridor, butt naked with his clothes in his hands.
Some passing Ravenclaw girls winked at Draco and giggled, catching sight of his dick.
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"I'm telling you she has to join us!" Draco cried, sitting in the Entrance Hall with the other Sluts.
Harry had his hands down Seamus' pants and replied, "I'm not fucking one of my best friends, Dray!"
"Oh come on!" Parvati yelled, "You've slept with her before, AND Ron! In fact Slut members aren't even meant to fuck each other."
"Ohhhh but we do..." Seamus said, coming into his pants.
"Eww!" Harry declared pulling out a soiled hand from the depths of Seamus' boxers.
Parvati laughed and muttered, "Scourgify!" at his hand, and the cum came off.
"Well can she?" Draco asked Parvati.
"Well..." Parvati thought this over, and saw the look upon Draco's face. She liked being the only girl in Sluts and was sure she'd get less attention if Hermione joined them - but then again there are certain things that you can only discuss with a girl, and her dyke friend Lavender didn't really like talking about boys.
She leant forwards and kissed Draco deeply and passionately, snaking her tongue in and out of his mouth, then she pulled away, leaving the stunned Draco.
"Wow... my tongue went on a rollercoaster ride there," he said dizzily, "Potter, she kisses better than your girlfriend..."
"Hermione can join!" Parvati declared.
Harry cheered, and Seamus fell onto the floor. But Draco fell forwards onto Parvati's lap.
"Parvati," he whispered up at her, "I want you and Granger in bed - TOGETHER."
Parvati's eyes widened, "I am NOT sleeping with a girl! That's so gross and icky!"
"But WE sleep with boys," Seamus told her from the floor upon where he sat.
"I know...," she said uncomfortably, "but it's different with girl on girl - we don't have thing to stick into one another."
Harry and Seamus looked at one another, grinning.
"I'll only do it on one condition," she said finally.
"What? Anything!" Draco said, huskily.
Parvati licked her lips and said in a smarmy, unctuous tone, "If Harry and Seamus join us, but also with that new foreign exchange student."
Harry's eyes widened, "Who? Imran Dee? He's perfectly straight though, and I'm not sure his cherry's even been popped yet! I mean he's hot as fuck, but a French Virgin like him..."
"A French Virgin like him," Parvati cut in, "is a perfect challenge for you boys - I'm sure Harry won't find this too difficult, you've been the cause of half the late night sodomy in this school."
Harry blushed, it was true - he HAD made a lot of guys turn gay, or at least horribly confused... he was such a bitch.
"You know, Draco," Harry said turning to face him, "We haven't fucked each other alone yet."
"Of course you haven't!" Seamus yelled, "Sir Flimsy never fucks unless there's at least five people with their genitals on display!"
"I'd be mortally offended by that, but it's actually true," Draco said, getting up and slapping Harry's ass.
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"Ohh Draco, fuck, push it harder.. HARDER!" Harry moaned from beneath the blonde's rhythmic thrusts.
"SHIIIIIIT!" Draco said, feeling the orgasm rising through his balls.
"Fuck, Draco, you're so hot, I want you further inside me, blondie.. Ohhh yeah."
"Ohhh baby yeah, I can feel it, bitch, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna fucking come soon."
"Baby move those hips!"
Harry and Draco's loud, orgasmic breathing reverberated around the Slytherin Dorm, and the two boys were hot and sweaty, feeling their orgasms rising to the top.
"Ohhh Potter, I really love you - you know that? Since First Year, I fancied you sooo fucking badly, and... shiiit... I have my cock inside your tight ass now - BITCH!"
"Draco pump me harder... I love you too, you're so ho-ot I wanted to touch you all over ever since your muscular body hit me in Quidditch..."
"Ohh fuck... it's really nearing now. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Draco!" Harry moaned, massaging the Slytherin's body from the side.
They let the last of their orgasm escape, and then Draco freed himself from the depths of Harry's ass and fell on top of him, breathing loudly.
Harry pulled his arms around the sweaty body of the blonde and brought his face closer and kissed him.
"Did you mean it - when you said you loved me?" Harry asked, looking into Draco's pale eyes.
"Of course I did," he replied, running his fingers through Harry's black locks, "I love you."
"Great, that's just perfect - you're perfect," Harry declared looking into the sweaty blonde Adonis that was lying naked on top of him.
"I know I am," Draco replied proudly, "but you're so hot, I don't think you realise it."
Harry laughed, "Well you seem to get all the girls... I have to end up fucking the guys."
"Well it's not too bad is it?" Draco asked him.
"Umm... you see Dray - I'm not actually gay," Harry said, looking at the cute guy with his green eyes.
Draco scoffed, "Then what doest thou call this?"
"Ohh right, no - I LOVE you, I'm just not gay. I don't fancy other boys."
Draco put his hands around Harry's face and said, "Is that so? Well I'm glad I'm your one and only."
Harry smirked and the two fell asleep in each other's arms. (Alexei walks out of the room because he realises Simpsons is on, but comes back whimpering when told that it's cancelled so that they can show the BBC Proms.)
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"Miss Lustful, Imran's gonna fuck us tonight!" Harry declared.
Parvati ran forward and hugged him, "My hero! Now, I want you to make sure that I don't touch any girls while in bed."
"Why?" Harry asked, puzzled, "I kinda like the idea of you on top of a girl... all hot and bothered, with your boobs rubbing against one another..."
Parvati slapped Harry hard across the face, "NO! There will be no lesbian sex!"
At that moment, Lavender's girlfriend, Yura Wych, had thrown water all over her and Lavender was cowering in a corner screaming, "I'M MELTING! ME-E-E- ELTIIING!"
"You freaks!" Luna yelled at them, performing the Full Body Bind curse on Lavender.
"Heh, that Luna is beginning to grow on me, you know," Parvati said, eyeing her with respect.
Harry held Parvati's face in his hands and after a short kiss said to her, "Just because you hate my girlfriend, though."
And he went over to perform the counter curse on his girlfriend.
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There were six people in the room now, Harry, Parvati, Draco, Seamus, Hermione and Imran Dee.
Imran had turned homosexual earlier that day, after Harry had kissed him and felt him up in Charms and was now raring to fuck as many lads as possible - what a surprise he was in for!
"Imran, I want you to fuck me," Parvati declared from the large bed in the Requirement Room, which had become a sort of gay bar, gay bar, gay bar! LOL.
"Uhh okay then!" he said, catching sight of her beautiful naked body. (Alexei thinks HOW to describe a female form so perfect - ah! he has it! She's like all the most gorgeous women rolled into one, and her beauty is so much that even the gayest pansy would have a hard on!)
Imran slid his cock inside Parvati's pussy, and moaned slightly at the pleasure. Draco got behind Imran and slid his dick into Imran's tight asshole. Imran yelped slightly at the momentary pain, but then sighed as Draco furthered in.
"Now tell me do ya," Imran said, in a breathless whisper as he fucked Parvati, "Do ya have any money - I wanna spend all your money at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!"
Draco moaned from behind, as he caught sight of Harry fucking Seamus, who was fucking Hermione.
"I've got something to put in you," Harry moaned, kissing Seamus' neck, "I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!"
"Then fucking put it in me, Potter!" Seamus moaned, bucking his hips back and forth.
They moaned and fucked and moaned and fucked and moaned and fucked - I'm sure you know how this ends. (Alexei is feeling quite fed up of sex, so he doesn't bother elaborating the fucking. Oh what's that, you say he can't 'get it up' when he's with his girlfriend? WHY YOU LITTLE...*choking, strangling, dies*)
"Welcome Hermy," Draco moaned, "To the Sluts!"
I'd like to thank Lyn, soccer-chick250 and an anonymous reviewer who wishes to be known as ;) for their reviews.
Alexei Noire xXx
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New Slut on the Block~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's a sunny day upon the SnogWhore's Grounds, and four people are stood in a huddle talking together. These people consist of the most sexually potent students at SnogWhore's School of Bitchcraft and Sodomy.
They are: Draco Malfoy, a tall, slim guy of Slytherin. Wrought from the depths of the Black and Malfoy loins, he comes out as a gorgeous, blonde stud. He still slicks his hair back, but as Padma Patil once said in a drunken stupor - "It makes you look KEE-YUTE!" The other Slut members know Draco as Sir Flimsy Frivolous, and he is the chief Slut.
Parvati Patil stands in the arms of her apparent beau, Seamus Finnigan. Her long black hair flows behind her like some sort of dark waterfall, and her skinny figure is firmly held in the Irish beau's arms. Although Parvati, better known as Miss Laura Lustful, is in such a position to appear as if Mr Finnigan is her boyfriend, this is not strictly true. Like the other members of Sluts, she is wretchedly promiscuous, and thus has no steady boy.
Harry Potter, tall, cute, dazzling green eyes and a scar to match stood tall leaning against a nearby tree, underneath which he had had a very hot night with Seamus. The memory of this night still brought about a flutter in the region of his stomach. Harry is known to the others as Viridian Vixen, because of his emerald eyes. Harry is meant to be going out with Lavender Brown, a dim-witted individual who is lesbian for the better part of her life, much to Harry's delight.
And finally, Seamus Finnigan, fairly hot tall Irish blondie, with his arms wrapped around Parvati in a... erm mannish way? (I WUD say 'muscly arms' but it sounds a bit corny and I'm not going to make this into some kinda cheeky slash with Harry and Draco, ok?) Mr Finnigan is better known as Alluring Adonis.
*Alexei laughs to himself for no apparent reason*
And here the story beginneth...
The group were talking animatedly about last night's sex, particularly Draco who seemed to have me someone that had given him the hottest fuck he had received since Padma Patil.
"I swear, for a Mudblood, she's SUCH a tight assed bitch," Draco said excited, "she tore my clothes off, then tied a dog collar round my neck and then..."
"Then what?" Parvati asked.
"Yeah tell us!" Harry said, giving Draco a kiss on the neck. (LOL haha! I swear there is no Harry/Draco Slash!)
"You better fuck me after you tell this story Malfoy," Seamus said from behind Parvati, "'Cause I'm getting SUCH a hard on!"
Draco laughed and pushed the kissing Harry into the nearest bush.
"As I was saying, she tied me up, and then she, asked me to bend over," Draco licked his lips with relish.
"Yeah, and then what?" Seamus asked as the disgruntled Harry disentangled himself from the bush.
"She..." all eyes were on him, Seamus and Parvati leaned in closer, and Harry began to slap his thigh in frustration, "SPANKED ME!"
Seamus and Parvati sighed and looked at each other, then kissed. Draco ran his hand along Parvati's bare legs and Harry began to sniff the grass nearby.
Suddenly, a thin figure just streaked by the Sluts, shrieking "OOH! SHINEY!"
"Hey Harry, isn't that your girlfriend?" Draco asked, looking towards Lavender who was trying to catch hold of the Sun.
"I almost have it!" she yelled, jumping up and down excitedly.
Harry looked up from the ground where he was sniffing and barked at Lavender.
Seamus looked at Parvati, "Peas in a pod, them two."
Parvati laughed as Harry got up and grabbed Lavender by the waist, dragging her down onto the grass.
Lavender began mooing in a loud, annoying voice.
"What a fucking pair of weirdoes," Draco spat, catching sight of them, now holding hands and skipping in circles.
"We're off to see the Wizard the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!" they sang stupidly.
At that moment, Luna Lovegood came out of the castle, walking down the steps and eyeing Harry and Lavender peculiarly.
"LOOK IT'S LOONY LOOPY LOVEGOOD!" Harry yelled, pointing at Luna.
They ran towards her and began dancing around her.
"Join us Looooona!!" Lavender said madly.
Luna had a disgusted look upon her face and replied, "You fucking freaks, get a life!"
And with that, she walked off towards to Lake to look for Crumple Horned Snorcacks.
The Sluts' attention was drawn towards a large figure and a tiny one emerging from Hagrid's hut.
"Ohh Hagrid that was GOOD!" Ginny Weasley said, sighing breathlessly.
Hagrid laughed and bent down to give the red haired girl a sloppy kiss.
But then, yet another figure, this time a small squat figure emerged from the hut.
"We've GOT to do this again, Rubeus!" came another voice, and the three Sluts sat under the pine tree were horrified to see that it belonged to their Herbology Teacher, Professor Sprout.
"I think I have something stuck in pants," she said drunkenly - apparently it was a hot (debatably) drunken sexy night. (or day, seeing as the fucking sun is shining down upon Lavender.)
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lavender and Harry zoomed across the grounds to the Lake, and began to poke at Luna's ass.
"Get off me you fucking weird freaky punks!" she yelled, batting them away.
"Oh I think I had a bit too much Firewhiskey!" Ginny giggled, smooching Professor Sprout, and walking drunkenly towards the greenhouses. (I don't suppose they're going to be re-potting Mandrakes in there though, do you?) *winks*
"Oh my God," Parvati breathed, and turned to ram her tongue down Seamus throat.
They rolled round on the grass, and Draco, noticing them, crawled over and slapped Seamus ass hard.
Seamus moaned, mid-kiss to acknowledge the smack and soon darkness fell, and they went inside the castle.
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"Hey Dray," Hermione's voice washed over the blonde like a cool spray.
She walked around the room, as Draco lay tied to the bed, completely naked, with his *er-hem!* Crown Jewels covered with a Wizards hat. She was wearing a tight red leather cat suit, and a scarlet mask to match. In her slender fingers was grasped a riding crop, one to WHIP! Draco's finely toned ass with.
"You've been a baaaad boy, Mr Malfoy," she said silkily in her sweet, unctuous voice.
"Hell yes I have, Miss!" Draco yelled.
"SILENCE!" Hermione screamed, whipping Draco hard across the leg. He moaned appreciatively with the pain.
"Do I ...need PUNISHMENT, Miss Granger?" he asked, still tied to the bed.
Hermione smiled widely and jumped onto the bed, crawling nearer to Draco's face.
"You have been a very bad boy," she breathed, nibbling his ear, "you've been sticking things inside me, and now you shall pay."
Shit, Draco thought, she's gunna fuck me so hard I'll lose all my senses.
Hermione positioned her legs over Draco's chest and sat down on him, she grabbed the hat from behind her, and clutched Draco's hardness beneath it, then threw the hat into a corner.
"You're such a naughty boy, Dray," she said in a mock-girly voice.
She shuffled backwards until Draco's hard-on was resting against her crotch. She grinned menacingly and slapped the riding crop against Draco chest, causing him to yell out in pain.
"Damn, that actually hurt, you fucking bitch," he said irritably.
Hermione smiled wider, "Oh we haven't even begun yet, Mr Malfoy."
Draco swallowed hard - what had he let himself in for?
"Don't worry, Judith, I won't go too hard on you," Hermione said, snaking her tongue in and out.
Suddenly, she pulled off her catsuit, revealing a bright red thong and enormous, god not GIGANTIC breasts, boobs, gazumboes, yabbos etc that bounced before her like two sacs of wobbly jelly (Alexei remembers a story he read when he was young called 'Mrs Wobble the Waitress' and smirks evilly.)
Draco's cock, that had begun to go limp with all the pain began to replenish its former glory and rose high, before her.
She leant down and kissed Draco's muscular abs, and conjured a pot of some brown substance.
"What's that Miss?" Draco asked, with a cute smile upon his face.
"Chocolate Body Paint, my STUDent," she said soothingly.
Draco breathed in deeply and closed his eyes.
Hermione spread the body paint all over his chest, so that a thin layer lay upon his finely toned body.
Smiling, she began to lick it all off, not wasting any, making her way round all the contours of Dray's fit body.
Hermione then stood up and spread her legs slightly to admit Draco's pole into her crevice, and they slid in perfectly together.
Draco moaned loudly as Hermione began to slap him hard across the chest with the riding crop, and although Draco could feel the pain, he also felt the pleasure which began to numb the discomfort - and somehow, the pain and pleasure melded together to something way kinkier than the heart orgasm. (Alexei winks, damn I should stop reading those sex articles!)
She ground her hips into his madly and began to ride Draco, and as if suddenly overcome with an orgasmic inspiration, she conjured a cowboy hat onto Dray's blonde head.
"Ohhhh Miss G, move those hips!" Draco yelled.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch," she replied through hysterical screams.
"Fuck, this is so good, Miss, ride me, dammit RIDE ME!" Draco shrieked.
"Say my name," she breathed, eyes closed, riding Draco's cock.
"What?" Draco asked mid-moan.
"I SAID SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
"HER-MY-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh-KNEE!" he screamed, as he felt the jizz escape him and his tension release.
"Ohhh fuck, you have a big cock!" Hermione cried, banging her fists into Draco's stomach.
"OW!" Draco shouted, "THAT HURTS BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"
But Hermione carried on banging her fists and she eventually came too. (God why do girls have multiple orgasms, when we only have one? :'( )
Hermione slid Draco's cock out of her crevice and changed into her clothes. She untied Draco and slapped his bare ass, throwing him out into the corridor, butt naked with his clothes in his hands.
Some passing Ravenclaw girls winked at Draco and giggled, catching sight of his dick.
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"I'm telling you she has to join us!" Draco cried, sitting in the Entrance Hall with the other Sluts.
Harry had his hands down Seamus' pants and replied, "I'm not fucking one of my best friends, Dray!"
"Oh come on!" Parvati yelled, "You've slept with her before, AND Ron! In fact Slut members aren't even meant to fuck each other."
"Ohhhh but we do..." Seamus said, coming into his pants.
"Eww!" Harry declared pulling out a soiled hand from the depths of Seamus' boxers.
Parvati laughed and muttered, "Scourgify!" at his hand, and the cum came off.
"Well can she?" Draco asked Parvati.
"Well..." Parvati thought this over, and saw the look upon Draco's face. She liked being the only girl in Sluts and was sure she'd get less attention if Hermione joined them - but then again there are certain things that you can only discuss with a girl, and her dyke friend Lavender didn't really like talking about boys.
She leant forwards and kissed Draco deeply and passionately, snaking her tongue in and out of his mouth, then she pulled away, leaving the stunned Draco.
"Wow... my tongue went on a rollercoaster ride there," he said dizzily, "Potter, she kisses better than your girlfriend..."
"Hermione can join!" Parvati declared.
Harry cheered, and Seamus fell onto the floor. But Draco fell forwards onto Parvati's lap.
"Parvati," he whispered up at her, "I want you and Granger in bed - TOGETHER."
Parvati's eyes widened, "I am NOT sleeping with a girl! That's so gross and icky!"
"But WE sleep with boys," Seamus told her from the floor upon where he sat.
"I know...," she said uncomfortably, "but it's different with girl on girl - we don't have thing to stick into one another."
Harry and Seamus looked at one another, grinning.
"I'll only do it on one condition," she said finally.
"What? Anything!" Draco said, huskily.
Parvati licked her lips and said in a smarmy, unctuous tone, "If Harry and Seamus join us, but also with that new foreign exchange student."
Harry's eyes widened, "Who? Imran Dee? He's perfectly straight though, and I'm not sure his cherry's even been popped yet! I mean he's hot as fuck, but a French Virgin like him..."
"A French Virgin like him," Parvati cut in, "is a perfect challenge for you boys - I'm sure Harry won't find this too difficult, you've been the cause of half the late night sodomy in this school."
Harry blushed, it was true - he HAD made a lot of guys turn gay, or at least horribly confused... he was such a bitch.
"You know, Draco," Harry said turning to face him, "We haven't fucked each other alone yet."
"Of course you haven't!" Seamus yelled, "Sir Flimsy never fucks unless there's at least five people with their genitals on display!"
"I'd be mortally offended by that, but it's actually true," Draco said, getting up and slapping Harry's ass.
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"Ohh Draco, fuck, push it harder.. HARDER!" Harry moaned from beneath the blonde's rhythmic thrusts.
"SHIIIIIIT!" Draco said, feeling the orgasm rising through his balls.
"Fuck, Draco, you're so hot, I want you further inside me, blondie.. Ohhh yeah."
"Ohhh baby yeah, I can feel it, bitch, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna fucking come soon."
"Baby move those hips!"
Harry and Draco's loud, orgasmic breathing reverberated around the Slytherin Dorm, and the two boys were hot and sweaty, feeling their orgasms rising to the top.
"Ohhh Potter, I really love you - you know that? Since First Year, I fancied you sooo fucking badly, and... shiiit... I have my cock inside your tight ass now - BITCH!"
"Draco pump me harder... I love you too, you're so ho-ot I wanted to touch you all over ever since your muscular body hit me in Quidditch..."
"Ohh fuck... it's really nearing now. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Draco!" Harry moaned, massaging the Slytherin's body from the side.
They let the last of their orgasm escape, and then Draco freed himself from the depths of Harry's ass and fell on top of him, breathing loudly.
Harry pulled his arms around the sweaty body of the blonde and brought his face closer and kissed him.
"Did you mean it - when you said you loved me?" Harry asked, looking into Draco's pale eyes.
"Of course I did," he replied, running his fingers through Harry's black locks, "I love you."
"Great, that's just perfect - you're perfect," Harry declared looking into the sweaty blonde Adonis that was lying naked on top of him.
"I know I am," Draco replied proudly, "but you're so hot, I don't think you realise it."
Harry laughed, "Well you seem to get all the girls... I have to end up fucking the guys."
"Well it's not too bad is it?" Draco asked him.
"Umm... you see Dray - I'm not actually gay," Harry said, looking at the cute guy with his green eyes.
Draco scoffed, "Then what doest thou call this?"
"Ohh right, no - I LOVE you, I'm just not gay. I don't fancy other boys."
Draco put his hands around Harry's face and said, "Is that so? Well I'm glad I'm your one and only."
Harry smirked and the two fell asleep in each other's arms. (Alexei walks out of the room because he realises Simpsons is on, but comes back whimpering when told that it's cancelled so that they can show the BBC Proms.)
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"Miss Lustful, Imran's gonna fuck us tonight!" Harry declared.
Parvati ran forward and hugged him, "My hero! Now, I want you to make sure that I don't touch any girls while in bed."
"Why?" Harry asked, puzzled, "I kinda like the idea of you on top of a girl... all hot and bothered, with your boobs rubbing against one another..."
Parvati slapped Harry hard across the face, "NO! There will be no lesbian sex!"
At that moment, Lavender's girlfriend, Yura Wych, had thrown water all over her and Lavender was cowering in a corner screaming, "I'M MELTING! ME-E-E- ELTIIING!"
"You freaks!" Luna yelled at them, performing the Full Body Bind curse on Lavender.
"Heh, that Luna is beginning to grow on me, you know," Parvati said, eyeing her with respect.
Harry held Parvati's face in his hands and after a short kiss said to her, "Just because you hate my girlfriend, though."
And he went over to perform the counter curse on his girlfriend.
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There were six people in the room now, Harry, Parvati, Draco, Seamus, Hermione and Imran Dee.
Imran had turned homosexual earlier that day, after Harry had kissed him and felt him up in Charms and was now raring to fuck as many lads as possible - what a surprise he was in for!
"Imran, I want you to fuck me," Parvati declared from the large bed in the Requirement Room, which had become a sort of gay bar, gay bar, gay bar! LOL.
"Uhh okay then!" he said, catching sight of her beautiful naked body. (Alexei thinks HOW to describe a female form so perfect - ah! he has it! She's like all the most gorgeous women rolled into one, and her beauty is so much that even the gayest pansy would have a hard on!)
Imran slid his cock inside Parvati's pussy, and moaned slightly at the pleasure. Draco got behind Imran and slid his dick into Imran's tight asshole. Imran yelped slightly at the momentary pain, but then sighed as Draco furthered in.
"Now tell me do ya," Imran said, in a breathless whisper as he fucked Parvati, "Do ya have any money - I wanna spend all your money at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!"
Draco moaned from behind, as he caught sight of Harry fucking Seamus, who was fucking Hermione.
"I've got something to put in you," Harry moaned, kissing Seamus' neck, "I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!"
"Then fucking put it in me, Potter!" Seamus moaned, bucking his hips back and forth.
They moaned and fucked and moaned and fucked and moaned and fucked - I'm sure you know how this ends. (Alexei is feeling quite fed up of sex, so he doesn't bother elaborating the fucking. Oh what's that, you say he can't 'get it up' when he's with his girlfriend? WHY YOU LITTLE...*choking, strangling, dies*)
"Welcome Hermy," Draco moaned, "To the Sluts!"