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That Damn Closet

********************************Chapter 6********************************

*****************************The Eyes/Fariy's*****************************

"What do you think Arina's going to do to Neville?" The violet shimmering light said.

"Castrate him?" The gold one asked.

"Ewww! That's so GROSS!"

"Hey, he had her body doing lezzie stuff…that's not cool since she's not gay."

"Still, couldn't she just make it that he would be kissing a man, that's fair payback."

"No fair enough, god if I was her…castrating would be the only option. And he can't even stop her."

"That'd probably hurt…a lot."

"So?"

"Pain!"

"Ohhhhh! That's BAD!"

"Yeah."

*********************************Ginny**********************************

It was the morning and I was walking around the Slytherin dormitory, when it suddenly hit me! I could spy on the boys in the showers! Oh god this is perfect. I walked into the smelly room. Five boys were showering. Crabbe and Goyle were doing, god knows what, to each other in one and Blaise was showering another. Hmmm. Blasie, not bad boy. The other two were Marcus Flint and Adrian Pucey, Adrian didn't look that bad either. Let me find out that the Slytherins had all the cute dudes. Marcus on the other hand was the WORST piece of male body I have EVER seen.

"Hey Draco." He said to me.

"Hey." I said after a moment. With all the male bodies around I had forgotten that I was one of them too.

"Were going to go outside and practice Quidditch for a while, ya wanna join?"

"Maybe later, right now I wan ta take a shower. Talk to you later."

"Ok man. Come on Adrian." They walked out.

"OH CRABBIE THAT'S THE SPOT!" I heard from the occupied shower. I am going to be sick. I thought. I heard heaving from Blaise's shower. Guess that made him sick. I turned up my nose and muttered a silence spell on them just as Goyle was shouting out his undying love for Crabbie. Jesus.

I stripped and jumped in the shower turning on the HOT water. I looked at Draco's pale body. All that time playing Quidditch and he didn't get a speck of color. Even "THAT" was a pale light pink. I read something in a story on fanfiction.net before they took away NC-17. Me who are flexible enough can, perform, oral pleasure, on themselves. I decided to try it. Wouldn't it be a trip when I told Draco that he sucked a nice body part…and liked it.

I spent the next thirty minutes in the shower trying to bend. "Hold on wait I think I -"

************************************Arina*******************************

"I was going to KILL Neville. Not for the fact that he made MY body make out with a total DYKE, even though that WAS angering me! But NO, he had to go and dress me in a seriously RIDICULOUS ensemble. There he was now. Walking down the hallway was me, in FISHNETS, SPIKE HEELS, and a RUBBER HALTER-DRESS! I looked like a poster bondage girl for Playboy.  I ran over to him and pulled him into a closet.

"Do you know how many ways there are to hurt someone?" I asked him in a deadly voice.

"No, and won't be finding out either."

"Yes you will." I hissed.

"No I won't. You wouldn't dare harm a hair on YOUR pretty body…would you." I had forgotten about that.

"Just you wait Longbottem, just you wait. One day, I'm going to get my body back…and then, I WILL KILL YOU!" He just smirked at me.

"And if you don't get me out of that bondage get up I will have you raped in the ass by Crabbe and Goyle." A look of pure horror crossed his face.

"Okay, okay! I'll get you back into you're regular clothes. Just don't, don't ever say that again in your life." He said walking out of the closet. He's so stupid. Did he realy think I would let myself be ass-fucked by Crabbe and Goyle. That means I would have to see them naked, and that was definitely a no no.

I left the closet myself and ran smack into Draco.

*********************************Ginny**********************************

"Arina, I need help. We have to find Draco and guard him."

"Why?"

"…well see, people were asking me how I was…"

"…wait how you were.?" She questioned.

"The Slytherin boys asked me how Ginny was in bed and I wasn't going to say I was BAD!"

"Oh, Jesus. Now exactly why does Dre need help?"

"Well, about, seven boys are going to…seduce me/him and fuck him." I said in a rush.

"Weasley, can you do nothing right." She said grinning. "But we should let Draco suffer for a bit, since he was getting on my nerves lately."

"But it's MY BODY!" I yelled.

"What…! So? You're not in it. I shouldn't matter."

"It's going to make me seem easy. Especially if some girls man fucks me and she finds out." I cried. Arina sighed looking irritated.

"Look, I will help you. And only because, I might need help controlling Neville. I'm going to tell him that I will make out with you in public, maybe that will stop his lets-destroy-Arina's-life, game."

"Did you know that Crabbe and Goyle were…gay?!" I asked her.

"Oh yeah, they fuck in the showers every day…you poor girl." She said, she must've realized what happened to me.

"Yeah, well lets find my body! Damn we need to find whoever did this to us and KILL them!" I yelled.

"Amen to that." Arina muttered.

With that we went a-hunting for a he/she named Draco.

*********************************Hermione*******************************

"Harry-Harry, baby we have to stop." I said trying to stop him from ripping off my shirt. We were in Snape's office.

"But,  but we just got started. Can't we just…?" He asked panting and sucking on  my throat.

"No! We are Snape and McGonagall now. We can't just fuck whenever we want to. We have classes today. Dumbledore said keep everything as normal as possible and we have to teach. We don't have time for this."

"But, Hermione." He whined. "You're gonna leave me like this all day?"

"Awww, poor baby…yeah! I told you before we started that we couldn't. I suggest you go to the bathroom with your problem."

"Damn, Hermione. For an old lady, McGonagall gots a little somethin' to work with. And I CAN'T touch myself, it's SNAPE. That's so not cool. Ugh! I'll suffer with it until I get you alone today. You just wait girl." He said leering at me.

"Bye Harry." I said stroking his steely hardness he hissed. As I walked out the door he slapped my ass. "Oww." I whined closing the door. Poor, Harry. Stuck as Snape and I won't give him none. Too bad.

****************************Ron…Still Hanging***************************

Man, I sat here swinging. The plant's had me in a death grip and I didn't know what do. Stupid plants. The tentacles of the plants had me spread eagle and my mouth covered. They were feeling all over my/Professor Sprout's body. RIIIIIIIP! Oh shit, I thought, I ripped off my shirt and bra. It was now playing with my exposed boobies. Noooooooo!

The tentacles proceeded to rape Ron, in the mouth, ass, and in his now female unmentionable areas. (A/N: This is what happens when you hear too many Naughty Tentacle stories…sad.)

**********************************Draco*********************************

I was walking along when two Slytherin's appeared out of the blue. "Hi, Blaise, hey Terrence." I said.

"Hey Ginny…" Higgs said with a suggestive look on his face. What the hell?! "We heard you were a great lay, care to show us…?"

"What! NO! Where the hell did you hear THAT!?" I said backing up slowly.

"We heard it from you're fuck-buddy Malfoy. If he's good enough to get some from you're small Gryffindor ass, we should get some too!" Then…they pounced!

"HELP!" I screamed as they pulled me into the closet. No, I don't wanna get gangbanged! I'm a MAN! I wanna gangbang, not be the gangbang-ee. I thought. Higgs was feeling all over me and somebody's hands were in my skirt. Oh Jesus! Somebody SLAPPED MY ASS! This has got to stop! "HELP!" I screamed.

"Petrificus Totalus!" A male voice shouted. Thank GOD!! Higgs and Blaise were trapped in the full-body-bind curse. Arina and Ginny had come to my rescue. I pulled my skirt down and buttoned my blouse back up. I then walked over to Higgs and kicked him in the balls. Tears streamed down his face, but he was bound so he couldn't even do the routine.

Grab his balls and fall, rolling around on the ground and screaming. To bad. I turned to Blaise and spit in his face. "BASTARDS!" I yelled and walked out of the closet with Arina and Ginny.

"Thanks…" I gasped out to them.

"Don't mention it Dre." Arina said. "We're big strong men now. We have to protect our bodies."

"Yeah, you almost got me RAPED Draco!" Ginny bellowed. "I can't believe YOU!"

"It's not MY fault. YOU'VE been spreading rumors about yourself. And if I get gang raped by ANYBODY I will turn you into the schools biggest slut!" I shouted and ran off in a huff.

Girls…I thought to myself.

**********************************Harry*********************************

Snape's body is SO nasty. On his butt he has these boils that HURT like shit every time I sit down. He has an old people smell, but he's only like thirty-something. And his hair is so…UGH! I took a look around his private office.

He had this locked cabinet in the corner. Hmmmmm. Wonder what's in there? I walked over to it and pulled out my wand. "Alohomora!" I cried. The drawer sprung open. Inside were tons of pictures and magazines of little girls and boys. EWWWWWWWWWWW! Oh My GOD! Snape is a pedophile! The children were between the ages of five and fifteen. So gross. I shook my head…and started looking through them…there was a picture of GINNY NAKED in the showers, one of Hermione and Pansy too! Jesus! I kept looking. There was a picture of RON! Oh God my eyes. Seamus and Dean were there too. I flipped to the last picture in the pile…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

**********************************The Eyes******************************

"That is truly sad." Goldie said.

"I never knew, little kids!, that's not sad it's SICK!"

"That poor man, he was so sex deprived he switched to little kids…nasty shock for Harry though. Hehehehe!"

"That poor boy."

"Poor Harry? Poor Ron, those Naughty Tentacles of  Sprouts are raping him."

"This school is really a messed up place."

"I know Vi, that's why we love it.

******************************Until Next Time****************************

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