"I dare you to steal a Tootsie Roll."

"But isn't that against the law?"

"Goten, you wanna become bad, right?"

"Look, it's a butterfly!"

*WHACK!*

"Goten! You're not supposed to like butterflies. You're supposed to kill them." SPLAT! "See. Now steal that Tootsie Roll you mama's boy!" Goten jumped out of the aisle and ran towards the candy section screaming "I'M NOT A MAMA'S BOY!!!" Trunks followed him. Soon the two boys stopped at their destination. Goten grabbed a Tootsie Roll and Trunks stole a Snickers. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!" A big fat police man saw them smuggling the chocolate candy into their pants. "TRUNKS!" Goten screamed when Trunks had zoomed off leaving Goten to face the chubby cop. Goten flew out of the store leaving a gaping hole in the ceiling.

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"Trunks. We're thieves. We stole candy."

" I know. Don't it feel great?"

"NO! You left me to die in the hands of that cop. He might have shot me!"

"Chill Goten. Wait, why do you have this tag still on you're bed?"

"TRUNKS! NO!!!!"

Trunks ripped the tag off Goten's mattress and read it aloud.

"Do not rip or you will be shot."

"Trunks."

"Yeah?"

"You're going to the H-word when you die."

"Hell?"

Goten's mouth dropped open at the sound of a bad word coming out his friends mouth.

"Oooooooooooooooh..... I'm telling you're daddy."

Goten flew to Capsule Corps and told Vegeta about what Trunks said. Trunks landed next to Goten and before he could say anything Vegeta had grabbed Trunks and dragged him inside.

"I'm sorr.... NO DADDY NOOOOOO!!!!"

Goten heard unpleasant slapping noises and decided it was time to go. He zoomed off wide-eyed with the sounds of torture ringing in his ears.

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Later that night when the Sons watched the news. "Just in, a small 8 year-old boy with lavender hair has gone missing." They showed Trunks' picture. Goten ran upstairs rather fast.

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Goten had just nodded off when suddenly he jerked awake. He heard heavy breathing coming from closet. He blinked and the closet was open. He squealed and hid under his blankets. ALL OF THE SUDDEN A PURPLE HAIRED THING RIPPED OFF GOTEN'S COVERS!!! It was Trunks and bits of his hair were gone.

" Um.. Hi Trunks."

" YOU WILL PAY!"

Goten screamed and Trunks threw him out the window and into the bushes.

The End