Yes, we have made it to chapter two of the Chubby Bunny Inc series after a long and terribly awful discontinuation. Since I was told to bring it back, back it came. Anywho, read it, love it, review it, and make me happy.
Yuffie and the rest of Chubby Bunny Inc marched on to Rocket Town, evil intentions in mind. Soon, after each town was rampaged, the world would be theirs for the taking.
Yuffie: Kill all of the women and children, capture the men, and put all the hot ones in my private study.
Barret: Since when do you have a study, let alone a private one?
Yuffie: Since I said so.
Cid: Hold up! Screw the men, but I ain't killin' no women! I need them for my own 'personal' needs!
Yuffie: Dammit, do what I say!
Cid: Bite me!
Reno: Can't we all just get along?
Cid: Suck my balls bitch!
Reno: Don't call me a bitch! *smack him with electric rod* It's 'Your Royal Pimpness."
Rufus: Wow, look at this place... what a hell hole, don't you think, pookie?
Sephiroth: Sorry but ME and pookie are busy having a heart to heart conversation.
Vincent: I was telling you that I hate you.
Sephiroth: Don't be silly dear!
Rufus: Claire! Stop keeping Vinnie-kins all to yourself!
Sephiroth: Why my dear Stacia, how could you ever accuse me with such a dreadful thing?
Vincent: ... Just knowing you refer to each other as if you were women is freaking the shit out of me.
Tifa: Vincent, come on! You've got two hot guys drooling over you! I'd so go with it if I were you.
Vincent: ... easy for you to say...
Cloud: *puts his arm around Vincent* I see it this way my friend, *outstretches the other hand in front of him* Us sexy guys are always forced to go against our very nature and become terribly gay, overly so. Because of this, your having two guys on you will make you very popular with those girls who like boy on boy action. Sadly, there's also a good chance you might end up in a large steamy threesome.
Vincent: ....
Red XIII: I'm hungry. Could somebody feed me, please?
Cait Sith: I'd be quiet if I were you. Yuffie just got a new batch of fudge cookies, and she's been dying to try them on somebody to test their effectiveness.
Red XIII: .....Then again, starving doesn't seem like that bad of an idea.
Cid: Tifa, why are you being so mean to me?
Tifa: Look, I'm sorry you don't like my new change of dress. Geez, get a playboy or somethin.'
Cid: But I'm broke! C'mon! Looking at your boobs is way cheaper than buying the ever desired horny magazine of life!
Tifa: I'm sorry, but I'll be walking around in this here nun outfit until your perversion is healed.
Cid: You are friggin evil!
Barret: Nah, she ain't evil. It's them Shinra that're the evil ones! YA HEAR ME, YA DAMN DEMONONIC PUNK?
Rufus: Ahem! Can't you see I'm flirting here?
Barret: Let's see ya flirt with my boot after it's been shoved up your ass!
Rufus: You won't be able to do that because my Vinnie-pooh will protect me! Right Vinnie?
Vincent: ... no.
Rufus: ... Reno, you're working for me again. You are to take any boots that come for my sexy postierre.
Reno: And suddenly my life sucks.
Yuffie: Dammit, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!! Now, go take over the town, damn y'all! SWEDES left, FINNS right! GO!!!
Reno: Wait... who's part of GO?
Yuffie: No, it's not the name of a faction, it's a command.
Reno: Oh, so we're supposed to go and look for all Finnish and Swedish people in the town?
Yuffie: Holy shit you're stupid! Just do what everybody else does!
Everybody else: *stands there*
Yuffie: Why aren't you moving?
Cloud: I'm confused!
Red XIII: I'm hungry!
Cait Sith: I'm tired!
Cid: I'm sexually deprived!
Yuffie: Great... just do what I say, and you won't be confused, and after your done, you can eat, sleep, and force Tifa to give free lap dances.
Everybody but Tifa: YAY!!!
The two factions went in their separate directions, killing all of the children and ugly men and women. All of the hotties were rounded into pens, and waited for whatever their new cruel and merciless masters had instore for them.
Hot Chick1: Oh, like, no! What's, like, gonna happen to us?
Hot Chick2: Like Yeah! I, like, so don't know, like totally!
Hot Dude1: Dude, I so wanna get out of here and surf some waves man!
Hot Dude2: My butt itches Dude!
Hot Dude3: Dude, so does mine!
Hot Dude2: BITCHIN DUDE!!!
Cid: *walking by the hot girls' pen* Whooie! Look at them yaboos!
Hot Chick4: Are you, like, looking at my boobs?! You, like, pervert!
Hot Chick10: That's, like, so gross!
Hot Dude6: *to Hot Chick10* Dude! You've got huge tits!
Hot Chick10: OMG! You're, like, hot! Wanna fuck, like, totally?
Hot Dude6: Dude Sweet!
Cid: *shoots Hot Dude6* You ain't STD infesting MY whores, dammit! That's MY job!
Meanwhile...
Sephiroth: Pookie, does this dress make me look fat?
Vincent: Sephiroth, you aren't wearing a dress. You're wearing the clothes you wear everyday.
Sephiroth: MY NAME'S CLAIRE!!!!
Rufus: Hey baby, look at what I'm wearing.
Vincent: *looks* Oh good god! Put your pants on!
Rufus: I don't know. What about you put them on for me.
Sephiroth: That's cheating! *takes his pants off* If Stacia gets his pants pulled up, so do I!
Vincent: Ah crap.
Another meanwhile...
Reno: I AM CHEESE!
Cait Sith: I AM BEEF!
Red XIII: AND I AM BREAD!
Reno, Cait Sith, & Red XIII: TOGETHER WE MAKE A GREAT SANDWICH! EYAHAHA! GUARANDOO!!!
Reno: Man, screw all this work stuff. Let's hit the bar!
Cait Sith: Can do!
Red XIII: Yeehaw!
Once again, meanwhile...
Barret: Because of the Shinra, we're here where we are now.
Cloud: I'm sexy.
Barret: They made our lives hell, and then backstab us to boot.
Cloud: I have awesome blonde hair.
Barret: They suck our wallets dry and then kill off our children.
Cloud: My eyes make me all mysterious like.
Barret: They are the dregs of society!
Cloud: My momma should have named me Cambell cuz I'm 'mmm mmm good'!
Barret: I want to rid this world of their horrible existence!
Cloud: Damn I love mirrors.
Barret: Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
Cloud: ... yes... *shifty eyes*
Hopefully the final meanwhile...
Tifa: I feel that men just don't respect me.
Yuffie: Probably because they don't.
Tifa: All they do is grunt at whatever I say and stare at my boobs.
Yuffie: Yes, probably because you are the sex object of the game. Continue.
Tifa: I wonder if my boobs were smaller if they'd even notice me.
Yuffie: Probably not.
Tifa: Why is this the most boring convo of the fic?
Yuffie: Because women are boring.
Tifa: Hot damn.
The round up ended, the hot people were used as the new owners felt appropriate, and (good news!) nine months from now, Cid would be the daddy of 71 kids. Now all that was needed was to decide which town would be conquered next.
Yuffie: Any suggestion?
Cloud: Why don't we take down Gold Saucer?
Rufus: I agree to that. Then me and pooky could have some intimate moments behind the stage in Wonder Square.
Sephiroth: Hey! That's me and Vinnie's place!
Vinnie: ... but I never went to the stage place, especially not with you.
Sephiroth: Oh honey, you're such a tease!
Rufus: Don't you touch my honey!
Reno: Yeah! Then we could feed the Chocobos whiskey and get them vashnickered before the races! CHEESE!
Cait Sith: BEEF!
Red XIII: BREAD!
Reno, Cait Sith, & Red XIII: SANDWICH!!!
So it was decided. The next stop on the world conquest trip will be GOLD SAUCER!!! SANDWHICH!!!!!!!