Chapter 3
WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU REVIEW MY SECOND CHAPTER!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW ******* HARD I WORKED ON THAT THING??!! ::calms down:: okay, I'll give you guys ONE more chance, and If I don't get any reviews, I'll stop working on this fic. That's right, I won't update it.
Anyway, here it is, finally, the first challenge! Hope you like it!
Anyway, until I find a muse, I'll have to do the disclaimer myself.
Disclaimer: Planswalker does not own Golden Sun, Fear Factor, or anything that pops up in his fic. He is quite poor. Blah.
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Chapter 3: The First challenge!
:the next morning:
:everyone's sitting around the floor (there isn't any table yet) eating breakfast:
Mia: so, how did you guys sleep last night?
Sheba: nice, I guess.
Jenna: it was a bit too cold for me. It was only 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
Issac: .
Felix: .
Ivan: :falls asleep on floor:
Garet: : falls on floor, muttering something about cheese, twitching madly at the same time:
Piers: Terrible. My bed could have been switched with a rock, and it would have seemed softer.
Issac: My. Room. Was. PINK!!!!
Felix: .
Planswalker: :appearing out of nowhere: morning! Wakey wakey! :casts spire on all the tired people:
Piers: You're an adept too?
Planswalker: yeah. Earth. And don't get in my way.
Piers: :Gulps: right.
Planswalker: anyway, its time for the first challenge! If you'll accompany me outside.
Jenna: No! I don't want another house dropping on me again.
Planswalker: don't worry. If we're going outside for a challenge, then that rule is void.
:Outside:
Planswalker: before I show you the challenge, I must say that you can choose not to take the challenge. However, by doing so not only are you out of the game, you will have to endure a Psyenergy from each of the remaining contestants.
Everyone: Meep!
Planswalker: Now, for your challenge! :brings out pizza box:
Garet: PIZZA!!! PIZZA HAS CHEESE!!! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Planswalker: right. : takes off lid: this pizza has been left outside for a total of one month. It has become infested by bugs, mold, and some things we have not discovered yet. Your task, to eat one slice of this pizza. Which comes from the cafeteria at my school, by the way. The first person to finish their slice will be the winner, and will receive a prize later this night. If you feel the need to barf, we have assembled a copyrighted Fearfactor barf bucket .
:everyone has a slice now:
Planswalker: ready. begin!
Garet: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Mia: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! :sniffs pizza: this is unnatural! : takes a small nibble, swallowing it: Ugh!
Jenna: :swallows a mouthful: Yuck!
Sheba: : is taking small bites, looking like she is about to spew:
Garet: .EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE.
Piers: :is nearly done: OW!! A roach in there bit me!
Issac: Okay, halfway done. a little more. :spews into the bucket:
Felix: ......:spews:........
Ivan: :has made it to the crust: okay, almost there.
Garet: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes entire pizza and swallows it in one bite*
Planswalker: .
: a little later, when the challenge is over:
Planswalker: well, looks like you all managed to eat the pizza. The winner of this competition is Garet.
Garet: IIIIIII WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT CCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!
Planswalker: His prize will be delivered to him tonight. Now get out. *tosses Garet hunk of cheese* Just to keep him happy.
Garet: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***
. Okay, I've done it. I know its short, but I've run out of ideas.
Now, REVIEW, OR THE FIC GETS IT!!!! *holds gun to fic*
WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU REVIEW MY SECOND CHAPTER!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW ******* HARD I WORKED ON THAT THING??!! ::calms down:: okay, I'll give you guys ONE more chance, and If I don't get any reviews, I'll stop working on this fic. That's right, I won't update it.
Anyway, here it is, finally, the first challenge! Hope you like it!
Anyway, until I find a muse, I'll have to do the disclaimer myself.
Disclaimer: Planswalker does not own Golden Sun, Fear Factor, or anything that pops up in his fic. He is quite poor. Blah.
*********************
Chapter 3: The First challenge!
:the next morning:
:everyone's sitting around the floor (there isn't any table yet) eating breakfast:
Mia: so, how did you guys sleep last night?
Sheba: nice, I guess.
Jenna: it was a bit too cold for me. It was only 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
Issac: .
Felix: .
Ivan: :falls asleep on floor:
Garet: : falls on floor, muttering something about cheese, twitching madly at the same time:
Piers: Terrible. My bed could have been switched with a rock, and it would have seemed softer.
Issac: My. Room. Was. PINK!!!!
Felix: .
Planswalker: :appearing out of nowhere: morning! Wakey wakey! :casts spire on all the tired people:
Piers: You're an adept too?
Planswalker: yeah. Earth. And don't get in my way.
Piers: :Gulps: right.
Planswalker: anyway, its time for the first challenge! If you'll accompany me outside.
Jenna: No! I don't want another house dropping on me again.
Planswalker: don't worry. If we're going outside for a challenge, then that rule is void.
:Outside:
Planswalker: before I show you the challenge, I must say that you can choose not to take the challenge. However, by doing so not only are you out of the game, you will have to endure a Psyenergy from each of the remaining contestants.
Everyone: Meep!
Planswalker: Now, for your challenge! :brings out pizza box:
Garet: PIZZA!!! PIZZA HAS CHEESE!!! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Planswalker: right. : takes off lid: this pizza has been left outside for a total of one month. It has become infested by bugs, mold, and some things we have not discovered yet. Your task, to eat one slice of this pizza. Which comes from the cafeteria at my school, by the way. The first person to finish their slice will be the winner, and will receive a prize later this night. If you feel the need to barf, we have assembled a copyrighted Fearfactor barf bucket .
:everyone has a slice now:
Planswalker: ready. begin!
Garet: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Mia: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! :sniffs pizza: this is unnatural! : takes a small nibble, swallowing it: Ugh!
Jenna: :swallows a mouthful: Yuck!
Sheba: : is taking small bites, looking like she is about to spew:
Garet: .EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE.
Piers: :is nearly done: OW!! A roach in there bit me!
Issac: Okay, halfway done. a little more. :spews into the bucket:
Felix: ......:spews:........
Ivan: :has made it to the crust: okay, almost there.
Garet: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes entire pizza and swallows it in one bite*
Planswalker: .
: a little later, when the challenge is over:
Planswalker: well, looks like you all managed to eat the pizza. The winner of this competition is Garet.
Garet: IIIIIII WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT CCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!
Planswalker: His prize will be delivered to him tonight. Now get out. *tosses Garet hunk of cheese* Just to keep him happy.
Garet: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***
. Okay, I've done it. I know its short, but I've run out of ideas.
Now, REVIEW, OR THE FIC GETS IT!!!! *holds gun to fic*
