The Party Thingy Chp 2

Disclaimer: Dont own jack!!!

When we left our heroes...

Zack: Windscar!!

Tifa: Feh! Windtunnel!

Zack: Noooo!!!!!!!!!

Tifa: Haha K.O.!

Zack: Damn thats the twentieth time!

Zack: I should have used Kagome!!!

Tifa: Not even she can stand up to the power of the Windtunnel and Miroku!

Red XIII: Wonder when Skaterr Gnome is gonna get out of the shower?

Vincent: Yeah he's been in there a while...

Yuffie: Damn him, no materia... I wanna go home!

Reno: Quit whining girl!

Rude: zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Elena: I wonder what he's dreaming about....

In Rude's head*

Chocobo: Welcome to Mog Kingdom!

Rude: ............!

Chocobo: Do you wish to visit the palace?

Rude: ............! (nods)

Chocobo: Follow me!

(Rude begins to follow the Chocobo, along the way he sees Little Mogs and Chocobos at play)

Chocobo: beautiful isn't it?

Rude: (Nods)

(A mog falls out of a tree)

Mog: Mama!!

Rude: ...................!?

Mog: Mama! MAMA!!

Rude: ............!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chocobo: Awwww it's so cute! Looks like your its mama

Rude: .......................

Chocobo: Name him Kupo!

Rude: .................?

Rude: .....................(nods)

Kupo: My name Kupo? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Rude: (smiles)

Chocobo:We're here.

Rude: ................!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mog Squire: The King will see you now.

Rude: ......!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rude goes through the kitchen and sees many Tonberry)

Tonberry Chef: Yo I'm Tomberry chef!

Rude: .................!!!!!!!!

Tonberry Chef: Nice kingdom eh?

Rude: (nods)

(A choir of Mogs walk in)

Mog Choir: Welcome to Moglok! Such a perfect place, yet we have some rules let us lay them down! Please stay in Line, and we'll get along fine!Moglok such a perfect place! Please keep off all the grass shine your toes, wipe your ------- NOSE!!! Moglok is! Moglok is! Moglok is a perfect place!!!!!!!!!

Rude: (claps)

Mog Squire: Please enter here.

Rude: (nods)

(Rude see's Cait Sith on the throne)

Cait Sith: Hello Rude!

Rude: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: Aren't you going to praise me?

Rude: .........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: That is not very proper!

Cait Sith: Do you wish to live?

Rude: (sweatdrops) .................

Cait Sith: I see, I sentence you to death!!!!!!

Rude: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: Guards seize him!!!

Rude: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: To the execution!

(10 minutes later)

Cait Sith: You will die by rabid Tonberry Pit!

Crowd: WARRKKK!!! SQUEAL!!!!!

Cait Sith: Any last words?

Rude: .....................!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: Damn it I grow bored of him! DROP THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!

(Rude falls into the pit)

Rude: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabid Tonberry: Rude wake up! Wake up!!!!!

Reality is painful.....

Rude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Elena: Snap out of it man!

(Elena Slaps Rude)

Reno: Dude, what happened?

Rude: (sweating) .................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skaterr Gnome: bad Dream...

Cloud: What took you?!

Skaterr Gnome: Hey I have to cross Dimensions you know!

Cloud: I see.... So where are the guests?

Skaterr Gnome: Who said I found them?!

Cloud: damn...

Skaterr Gnome: Cloud I'm kidding they're here! Don't get hot headed man.

Cloud: Ok I feel better.

Skaterr Gnome: Ok enter!!!!

InuYasha: Where are we?

Kagome: Hey there's people go ask them!

InuYasha: Hey Bald Guy where are we?

Rude: ................................

InuYasha: What's your problem?

Rude: ...........................

InuYasha: Fine I'll ask someone else...

Red XIII: I can tell you.

Kagome: Oh my god! It talked! Demon! Demon!

InuYasha: You won't get our jewel shards!!!!!!

Red XIII: What the?!

Kagome: Your not a demon?

Red XIII: No....

Red XIII: Cloud you deal with them! They think I'm a demon (cries)

(The rest of the cast of Inuyasha falls out of the sky)

Miroku: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Shippo: AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sango: Dammit where's that fox thing?

Sshomouru (I can't spell): I killed it.

Sango: oh yeah...

(They hit the ground finally)

Sango: Where's Kikyo?!

Kikyo: I took the portal that led to the ground.

Sango: Your so mean!

InuYasha: Someone better start explaining!

Skaterr Gnome: I will.

InuYasha: Who the heck are you?

Skaterr Gnome: I am your host, Skaterr Gnome!

Skaterr Gnome: Please take your seats!

All: ?

(Seats grow out of the ground)

All: oooooooh

Skaterr Gnome: let me explain

(5 minuts later)

InuYasha: I see.....

Yuffie: Look what I found! A Knights of the Round Materia!

Cloud: hey thats mine!!!!

InuYasha: A sacred jewel!!!! And it's whole!

Miroku: it would seem that they are demons...

Kagome: get the jewel!!!!!!

(They all attack Yuffie)

Yuffie: no this is....(slash, slash, smash, smash, arrow, arrow, Windscar, Windtunnel) Ma...te...ri...a.....(collapses)

Vincent: Oh my god they killed Yuffie!

Cid: Those bastards!

Cloud: Gimme back my materia!!!

Aeris: We better revive Yuffie!

(Aeris casts Life2)

InuYasha: There's another jewel!!!!!!

Aeris: Don't touch me unless you want to lose your genitals.

InuYasha: ok... (sweatdrops)

Kikyo: They know magic.... These people are odd......

Yuffie: You ****ing idiots this is materia!!!!!!!!

Miroku: What is this materia?

Sephiroth: Materia is a condensed form of Mako Energy...

Zack: And Mako energy is the life force of the planet.

Aeris: And within Mako energy is the knowledge of the Cetra..

Cloud: Which she is....

Aeris: ....... Which enables us to use magic.

Kagome: Oh I see....

Miroku: Yuffie, We are deeply sorry.

Yuffie: Thank you, and can I have my materia back?

Cloud: Thats mine! (snatches it from Yuffie)

Yuffie: damn....

Skaterr Gnome: Well that sucked.

Cloud: your telling me.

Tifa: so you guys wanna play the InuYasha video game?

Inuyasha: We have a video game?!

Tifa: yep!

InuYasha: ok lets play!

(2 hours later)

Inuyasha: jab, jab, slash, Windscar!

Tifa: Block, parry, ripstoe, Block!

InuYasha: Errrr

Tifa: WINDTUNNEL!!!!!!

InuYasha: Oh man, not cool not cool!!!

Game over!

Tifa: I win, I win!

InuYasha: Since when is Miroku stronger than me?

Tifa: Since me!!!

InuYasha: Well, we gotta go we need to go kick my bro's butt so seeya later!

InuYasha Cast: bye!!

FFVII: Seeya!!!

Sshomoru: can't even spell my name right I QUIT!!!!

InuYasha: Shut up so where to next?

Kagome: I heard some hobo has a jewel shard that lives near a shrine.

InuYasha: ok then lets go!

Miroku: Farewell, Cast of Final Fantasy VII

(the cast of InuYasha poofs)

Skaterr: So far so good, who will be invited next?

Cloud: Pick a video game.

Skaterr Gnome: I'll thing about that in the shower...

All: Again?

Skaterr Gnome: hey a guy's gotta stay clean...

the Guys: got a point there...

Skaterr Gnome: So guys find something entertaining to do.

Tifa: Spin the bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: I get to sit next to Tifa!!

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