Let's Play Jeopardy!! Part One

By: Who else???

Kenshin, Cho, and Sano are all on the game show Jeopardy… Alex is ready to announce the next categories.

Alex: And the next categories for our players are Money Issues, Paper Swords, Funny Hair, Dating Game and Secrets. And in the lead is Kenshin, in second is Sano and in third is Cho. Kenshin, why don't you go first?

Kenshin: What?

Alex: It's your turn, you go first..

Kenshin: NO!!!

Alex: 0.o… okay, Sano, you go first.

Sano: HEY, COOL! I'M ON TV!! What a minuet… what a 'tv'?

Cho: STUPID CHIKEN HEAD! JUST PICK A SUBJECT!

Sano: WHO YOU CALLIN' A CHIKEN HEAD YOU BROOM! Stand on top of desk thing. Cho does the same and just as they were about to beat the crap out of each other, they all hear a buzzing noise.

All look over at Kenshin to see him pressing the button.

All except Kenshin: -.-"

Kenshin: What? I like the pinging noise! Said Kenshin innocently clicking the button.

Alex: Okay! I will choose the subject then! How about Funny Hair? Kenshin you go first.

Kenshin: Silence

Alex: Okay, how about for 200? Sighs He is called a rooster… he isn't very polite and calls Megumi fax-lady. Who is he?

Kenshin: Uhhhh….

Alex: SAY SANOSUKE! SAY SANOSUKE FOR HEAVENS' SAKE! I BEG OF YOU!

Kenshin: Uhhh….

Sano: OH! Can I choose a subject!

Alex: Yes! Yes! Choose a subject!

Sano: Uhh, what were the subjects again?

Alex: Bashes head on podium like thing.

Sano: Oh okay… how about Dating Game????

Alex: For how much? Stands back up and fixes his outfit.

Sano: WHAT! I HAVE TO PAY ALSO!! NO ONE EVER TOLD ME I HAD TO PAY!!!

All except Sano: 0_0;;;;

Alex: ='( Nooooo…. Just pick one of the big numbers up on the board…

Sano: Oh. Okay! Why didn't you say so?

Alex: *.*

Sano: Uhhhh…. 200

Alex: Okay, he dates a girl name Kaoru. He has red hair and a cross shaped scar on his left cheek. He is a friend of yours and he was an imperialist.

Sano: IMPERIALIST?!?! WHERE??? Jumps on top of desk thingy again.

Alex: NOOOO!!! That's just the question!!!!!!!!

Sano: Oh. Climbs back down to the floor.

Alex: What's the answer?

Sano: Uhhh….

Alex: What's the answer?

Sano: Uhhh….

Alex: Jumps over the podium thing and runs over to Sano and grabs his shirt and shakes him back and forth. SAY KENSHIN! FOR HEAVENS' SAKE SAY KENSHIN YOU IDIOT!!!!

Cho: Yeah, chiken head. Say Kenshin. ;p

Sano: WHO YOU CALLIN' A CHIKEN HEAD YOU BROOMSTICK!

Kenshin: 0.o  Now, now… no fighting on tv!

Alex: Falls to the floor crying as Sano and Cho beat the crap out of each other.

A/N: Well? Should I continue the madness????