Let's Play Jeopardy!! Part Two
Okay, before I start the story, I would like to say that I'm sorry for the first part. Yes, they did act as if they were brainless but-
Sano: Yeah, you did make us sound PRETTY stupid!
Kenshin: We aren't that stupid, that we aren't.
Authoress: SORRY, OKAY! I said sorry okay??? It's a parody! Got it???
Cho: Yeah, well, I'm glad that you made that chicken head as stupid as he really is.
Sano: CHICKEN HEAD???? YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKIN' YOU WALKING BROOMSTICK!!!! Start to fight while Kenshin and Authoress anime fall and sweat drop.
Authoress: Okay…. Onto the next chapter!!!
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Next Chapter!
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Alex got over his crying stage and back at his podium. His suit is fixed and Kenshin, Sano and Cho are taken off stage and replaced with Kaoru, Megumi and Yahiko.
Yahiko: Hey! Cool! It's that camera thingy that Sano cracked a while ago! Why is it back together? Pauses AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S POSSESSED!!!!! Runs around screaming and flails his arms around madly as Kaoru and Megumi stare in wonder at him. Alex walks over and smacks the kid and sends him back to the desk thingy.
Alex: Sorry for the interruption. And for our next categories, Love Life, Sword Sayings, Medicines for Dummies, and Names That You Call One Another. Okay Kaoru, you go first.
Kaoru: HAHA! I go first! That's WAY before you, Miss Megumi! HAHA! I AM BETTER THAN MISS MEGUMI! ALL HAIL KAORU!!! ALL HAIL KAORU!!! ALL-
Megumi: WILL YOU JUST CHOOSE A SUBJECT ALL READY YOU DOLT!
Kaoru: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOLT, FOX-LADY??? Sparks fly between their eyes as they are about to fight.
Alex: Please, Miss Kaoru, choose a subject!!!
Kaoru: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? Turns back to see Alex bashing his head on his podium thing. Uhh… how about Names That You Call One Another.
Alex: For how much?
Kaoru: Silence.
Alex: For how much?
Kaoru: No one said paying was part of this! Why do I have to pay??? I spent most of my money to get here!
Alex: No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOO! Choose how much you want the question to be!
Kaoru: I have to pay to get asked a question? My goodness, the future is a STRANGE place.
Alex: JUST PICK A NUMBER ON THE BOARD!!!
Kaoru: What board?
Alex: THE BLUE BOARD WITH THE WORDS ON IT!!!
Kaoru: Oh. Okay, why didn't you say so?
Alex: …
Kaoru: I choose, pauses and watches Yahiko run into his own desk thingy. I choose 400.
Alex: Okay, and your question is-
Yahiko: WOW! I CAN SEE STARS FLYING OVER MY HEAD! COOL! WHO KNEW THAT THE FUTURE HAD THAT MUCH OF ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY!
Alex: Umm… the question is she is sly, she has green hair, she is a doctor in training, she loves Kenshin and calls him Sir Kenshin. Her name begins with Meg and ends with Umi. Who is she?
Kaoru: 'Meg'… 'Umi'… hmmm… do I know her?
Alex: What is your answer?
Kaoru: Hmmmm…
Alex: Say Megumi.
Kaoru: Why?
Alex: JUST SAY MEGUMI! THAT'S THE ANSWER! MEGUMI IS THE ANSWER! SAY IT!
Kaoru: Do you need a therapist? Or maybe a doctor. Because Megumi could…
Alex: YOU GOT 400 POINTS! GOOD!
Kaoru: YAY! I GOT 400 POINTS! Is that good?
Alex: Yes, that is good. Yahiko, it is your turn.
Yahiko: Back behind his desk thingy. Hey! Cool! I'm next!! Awesome!
Megumi: That's good for you Yahiko. Now let's see if you can beat Kaoru.
Yahiko: Of course I can beat that ugly woman! That's easy!
Kaoru: WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY???? Grabs Yahiko and shakes back and forth.
Alex: PLEASE!!! Control yourselves! I BEG OF YOU!
Yahiko: I choose…….. Medicines For Dummies.
Alex: How much?
Yahiko: 'Scuse me?
Alex: How much do you want it?
Yahiko: I CAN'T PAY YOU!!! I AM BROKE!!!!!!!
Alex: NO! Pick a number from the board!! That's all!!
Yahiko: Oh.. ummmm….
Sano comes running on the stage with Cho chasing after him with a sword out. Sano is running around the three desk thingies with Cho after him and Kenshin following Cho saying that they shouldn't be fighting.
Alex: Have mercy…
Yahiko: COOL! RUN SANO, RUN!!!!!!!!
Megumi: Sir Ken! Be careful, Sir Ken!
Kaoru: STOP ACTING AS IF HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND! WE ALL KNOW THAT I AM DATING HIM! SO HAHA!
Megumi: Shut up, raccoon girl!
Kaoru: WHO ARE YOU CALLING RACCOON GIRL??? YOU- YOU BOYFRIEND STEALER!
Megumi: WHAT!!??!?
Kaoru and Megumi get into cat fight. All the guys in the audience watch intently at the cat fight instead of the crying Alex and the three guys chasing each other.
Sano: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Cho: YES YOU DID! YOU DELIBRATELY GAVE ME A PAPERCUT!! AND IT HURT! I'LL KILL YOU ROOSTER HEAD!
Sano: WALKING BROOMSTICK!
Kenshin: Now, now!! We shouldn't be fighting each other!
Cho: You just shut up Mr. I-Just-Learned-How-To-Use-A-Pen-And-Decided-To-Write-All-Over-Myself!
Kenshin stopped and looked at his arms. He had used all the ink of a pen to draw all over himself.
Kenshin: That was mean.
Cho: So? You expect me to be Mr. Nice Guy?
Kenshin: Draws out sword and chases Cho. DIE CHO!!
Commercial Guy: And we'll be right back after this!
To be continued…
Well? Should I write part three?