Let's Play Jeopardy Part Three!
Okay, remember, this is a parody! PARODY!!! P-A-R-O-D-Y!!!!!!!!!!! Got it???
Kaoru: Why did you make me not realize who Megumi was???
Authoress: It made the story funny. That's why.
Megumi: I'd say that the second part wasn't funny at all!
Yahiko: That's because Kaoru was beating you at cat fighting.
Megumi: -_-;
Yahiko and Kaoru: ^o^
Kenshin: Now, now, no fighting.
Sano: Who are you to talk, Kenshin? You were the one running around saying "Die Cho!"
Kenshin: .
Sano: =)
Cho: Well if you ask me, I think it's Sano who should be diein' now. The danged rooster head hurts my eyes.
Sano: WHAD'YA SAY YOU WALKIN' BROOM STICK!!!!!! Start to fight each other.
Authoress: Okay!!! And now for the next part!
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Part Three
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Alex: And now for the next replacements… Shishio, Yumi, and Soujiro…
Shishio: Since I am Lord Shishio, I will be going first!
Yumi: Yes, Alex, Lord Shishio HAS to go first!
Alex: Why?
Soujiro: Because he is Lord Shishio. And what Lord Shishio wants, Lord Shishio gets.
Yumi: The boy is right. And if you don't let Lord Shishio go first, then he will just have to slice you into millions of little pieces.
Alex: Okay… Shishio, you can…
Yumi: His name is Lord Shishio!
Alex: I beg pardon, Lord Shishio. You can go first on final jeopardy.
Shishio: Good, good. Or else I would have to set Kyoto aflame again!
[Sanosuke stands up from the audience]
Sanosuke: YOU DID NOT! YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO DO IT BECAUSE KENSHIN STOPPED YOU, YOU LIAR!
Yumi: SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING ROOSTER HEAD!
Sanosuke: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Alex: QUIET! Now, let's begin with Lord Shishio first. The topics are…
Shishio: The topics are as I say them to be.
Alex: I'm sorry Shishio but the rules say that…
Yumi: LORD Shishio! LORD Shishio! Are you that dense?
Alex: I BEG YOUR PARDON MA'AM?!?!?!??!?!?!
Soujiro: May we please just start the game? I'm getting very agitated.
[Cho stand up and flails his arms anime-like as his head gets anime big]
Cho: WELL SORRY FOR THE LITTLE PRINCE THAT THE WORLD ISN'T THE WAY HE WANTS IT TO BE!
Sanosuke: For once, walking broom stick, I agree with you.
Cho: WHO YOU CALLIN' A WALKIN' BROOM STICK YOU ROOSTER HEAD!
Kenshin: Now, now! Let's be-
Yahiko: Kenshin, we all know that you weren't all that nice before so stop acting that way now!
Kenshin: Excuse me?
Kaoru: Stop it! Kenshin is a good person!
Megumi: Are you just saying that because you're going out with him?
Kaoru: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT??!!
Yahiko: Easy, YOUR EYES TURN TO HEARTS WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND SAID AFTER YOU GO OUT WITH HIM!
Alex: -_-" can we please get back to the…
Shishio: Only if you'll let me pick the topics.
Yumi: Of course he will, Shishio pooh.
Shishio: He better. [Pouty face]
Yumi: Don't worry! He wouldn't get away with it even if he tried. [The two begin to kiss]
Yahiko & Soujiro: EEEEEEWWWWWW! THEY'RE KISSING!
Kenshin, Sanosuke, Kaoru, Megumi & Cho: SHISHIO AND YUMI SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES A BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE, THAT'S NOT ALL, THAT'S NOT ALL, I SEE A BABY WALKIN' DOWN THE HALL!
Alex: Can we please….
Sanosuke: Shut up baka! We're watching them!
Shishio: [Pulls away and looks at Sano] what did you say you were doing?
Yahiko: Well, by the song :SHISHIO AND YUMI SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES A BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE, THAT'S NOT ALL, THAT'S NOT ALL, I SEE A BABY WALKIN' DOWN THE HALL. I'd certainly catch on that we have been watching you.
Yumi: YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Alex: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE GAME!
Sanosuke: Well, why didn't you say so?
Alex: [twitch] What… did… you… [twitch] just… say…? [twitch, twitch]
Sanosuke: I said, then why didn't you say so?
[Alex stand twitching for a long moment then loses it. He starts cackling like something undead. He messes up his hair and now he looks like one of those mad scientist people from the tube vision.]
Alex: Yes, why didn't I just… ha ha… just say… ha ha… just say so… ha ha… ha ha ha… HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! [Starts running out of the building leaving a bewildered audience and people from Meiji Government Japan.]
Yahiko: [Turns to the little kids in the crowd] That, children, is what we call, a crazy.
Child #1: Who are you calling child? You just a kid also!
Yahiko: WHAT?!
Child #2: Yeah, you just as small a kid as us!
Yahiko: NO WAY! I AM OLDER THAN YOU!
Child #3: You just a kid!
Yahiko: I AM NOT A KID!
Child #2, 1 and 3: YOU JUST A KID!
Yahiko: [Starts chasing around the three little kids with his wooden sword] COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRATS!
And so, the story with Shishio and Yumi kissing, Yahiko chasing around three innocent little kids, Soujiro watching Shishio and Yumi kiss, Kenshin and Kaoru flirting, Sanosuke and Cho arguing, and what is poor Megumi to do?
Megumi: GO TO THE BACK OF THE STUDIO AND TAKE THE MONEY! I'M OFF TO VEGAS! HA HA!
Authoress: You can't do that.
Megumi: Why not?
Authoress: Cuz I said you couldn't.
Megumi: So?
Authoress: I am the writer of this story!
Megumi: So?
Authoress: So, I don't want you stealing money from the back of the studio and going off to Vegas without my consent.
Megumi: Come again?
Authoress: ~^*sigh*^~ You're not allowed to take money and go off with me saying so.
Megumi: Oh. Can I PLEASE take the money from the back of the studio and go off to Vegas?
Authoress: Sure, have fun!
Megumi: YEAH! [Goes to the back of the studio, takes the money, gets into a limo and leaves.]
End.