Authors note: Heehee, this was a hilarious RP. You guys are prolly gonna
like this chapter!
In the hallway, James and Narcissa were smooching like no tomorrow. He had her up against a wall showing off his Potter charm.James stopped for a moment. "You don't have any oral herpese or something like that, do you?" Narcissa rolled her eyes.
"Why do I always get asked that? And no, I get checked once a month."
"Right...Oh well." James shrugged and they went back to the make-out session. He was so wrapped up in snogging her as much as possible, he didn't notice when she pinned him to a wall that Filtch walked by and smacked her on the rear. Severus strolled arm in arm with Lily down the hall. He shot a very confused look at Narcissa when he saw the other couple.Lily stopped dead at the sight of them.She raised an eyebrow, but she quickly looked away. It was rather discusting to see.
James just grinned at Lily, covered in Narcissa's violent red lipstick, then went back to his slobbering down her throat.Severus muttered softly to Lily.
"Doesn't he know word around the castle is that she has oral herpes from messing around with Crabbe and Goyle... at the same time?"She merely smirked at James.
"Obviously not. Stupid git..." Severus smirked as he stopped a few feet away from the pair.
"Besides, a true gentleman knows kissing isn't just about drool." He leaned over and placed a tender kiss on her lips.James grumbled over at Severus and Lily a minute.
"What?" Narcissa whined.
"Oh shut up." James grumbled even more, grabbing her rear and kissing her even more forcefully. Severus broke the kiss, trailing softer ones down her neck.Lily tilted her head back slightly, closing her eyes.Narcissa squeeled a little as James suckled on her neck.
"Oh, Jamesie! You're so romantic."Severus raised a brow at Narcissa's rat squeeks.
'Romantic? Pheh, I'll show you romantic, my Lily flower,' he thought softly. He held her tight a moment with a dark gleam in his eyes before dipping her gently and kissing her passionately.
Competition over. Winner, no one. Filtch hissed at both couples, "This is a school, not a house of sin. Detentions for all four of you. Potter and Snape, you'll serve yours with Pomfrey; Evans, you're with Dumbledor; Black, you're with me..." He trudged off with Miss Norris behind him. Scowling, and before she could stop herself, Lily made a very rude sign with her hand at the back of Filch's back, then burst out laughing at herself. Severus looked down at Lily, blinking.
"Oh my. Ah well. Detention has been worth it." He kissed her once more with a dark passion.Narcissa pouted as James glowered at Severus.
She whined softly, "Why do I always get Filch for detentions?"
Lily quickly stopped laughing, then pulled away from him. "I think thats enough for now."She smiled, trailing a finger down the side of his face.Severus closed his eyes and he took the hand on his face.
"You tease me so, my lovely." Lily smiled.
"Thats my job isnt it?"He opened his mouth to say something, but instead doubled over in pain. He acted as if he was clutching his stomach, but in all honesty, it was his arm.
James watched with a small smirk. Narcissa scratched her left forearm. "I gotta go, Jamesie sugar... Astronomy homework I didn't finish..."
"Whats wrong?"Lily asked, alarmed. "Are you alright?"
Severus hissed softly, "Summoned... Slytherin common room... help..." He used the wall to get to his feet, clenching his eyes shut through the dizzying pain. She took hold of his arm -not the one with the dark mark- and draped it over her shoulders to keep him upright.
"Okay, come on." She started towards the Slytherin Common Room. James sighed and held out a hand to Lily.
"Here, let me take him."She glared at his hand, then looked up at him like he was insane. She pushed his hand away, continuing towards the common room. Severus clenched his teeth as the pain grew worse. Someone was clearly furious about his missing the meeting earlier.James growled softly, then picked up his things. "I try, Lily, I really do." He walked off grumbling to himself.
Once they got to the entrance to the Slythein Common Room, Lily stopped. "What's the password?"She asked quietly.
"Silver Serpent..." He managed to murmer, bairly able to stand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yay! We're finally to where the story gets good! *bounces*
Olao
In the hallway, James and Narcissa were smooching like no tomorrow. He had her up against a wall showing off his Potter charm.James stopped for a moment. "You don't have any oral herpese or something like that, do you?" Narcissa rolled her eyes.
"Why do I always get asked that? And no, I get checked once a month."
"Right...Oh well." James shrugged and they went back to the make-out session. He was so wrapped up in snogging her as much as possible, he didn't notice when she pinned him to a wall that Filtch walked by and smacked her on the rear. Severus strolled arm in arm with Lily down the hall. He shot a very confused look at Narcissa when he saw the other couple.Lily stopped dead at the sight of them.She raised an eyebrow, but she quickly looked away. It was rather discusting to see.
James just grinned at Lily, covered in Narcissa's violent red lipstick, then went back to his slobbering down her throat.Severus muttered softly to Lily.
"Doesn't he know word around the castle is that she has oral herpes from messing around with Crabbe and Goyle... at the same time?"She merely smirked at James.
"Obviously not. Stupid git..." Severus smirked as he stopped a few feet away from the pair.
"Besides, a true gentleman knows kissing isn't just about drool." He leaned over and placed a tender kiss on her lips.James grumbled over at Severus and Lily a minute.
"What?" Narcissa whined.
"Oh shut up." James grumbled even more, grabbing her rear and kissing her even more forcefully. Severus broke the kiss, trailing softer ones down her neck.Lily tilted her head back slightly, closing her eyes.Narcissa squeeled a little as James suckled on her neck.
"Oh, Jamesie! You're so romantic."Severus raised a brow at Narcissa's rat squeeks.
'Romantic? Pheh, I'll show you romantic, my Lily flower,' he thought softly. He held her tight a moment with a dark gleam in his eyes before dipping her gently and kissing her passionately.
Competition over. Winner, no one. Filtch hissed at both couples, "This is a school, not a house of sin. Detentions for all four of you. Potter and Snape, you'll serve yours with Pomfrey; Evans, you're with Dumbledor; Black, you're with me..." He trudged off with Miss Norris behind him. Scowling, and before she could stop herself, Lily made a very rude sign with her hand at the back of Filch's back, then burst out laughing at herself. Severus looked down at Lily, blinking.
"Oh my. Ah well. Detention has been worth it." He kissed her once more with a dark passion.Narcissa pouted as James glowered at Severus.
She whined softly, "Why do I always get Filch for detentions?"
Lily quickly stopped laughing, then pulled away from him. "I think thats enough for now."She smiled, trailing a finger down the side of his face.Severus closed his eyes and he took the hand on his face.
"You tease me so, my lovely." Lily smiled.
"Thats my job isnt it?"He opened his mouth to say something, but instead doubled over in pain. He acted as if he was clutching his stomach, but in all honesty, it was his arm.
James watched with a small smirk. Narcissa scratched her left forearm. "I gotta go, Jamesie sugar... Astronomy homework I didn't finish..."
"Whats wrong?"Lily asked, alarmed. "Are you alright?"
Severus hissed softly, "Summoned... Slytherin common room... help..." He used the wall to get to his feet, clenching his eyes shut through the dizzying pain. She took hold of his arm -not the one with the dark mark- and draped it over her shoulders to keep him upright.
"Okay, come on." She started towards the Slytherin Common Room. James sighed and held out a hand to Lily.
"Here, let me take him."She glared at his hand, then looked up at him like he was insane. She pushed his hand away, continuing towards the common room. Severus clenched his teeth as the pain grew worse. Someone was clearly furious about his missing the meeting earlier.James growled softly, then picked up his things. "I try, Lily, I really do." He walked off grumbling to himself.
Once they got to the entrance to the Slythein Common Room, Lily stopped. "What's the password?"She asked quietly.
"Silver Serpent..." He managed to murmer, bairly able to stand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yay! We're finally to where the story gets good! *bounces*
Olao