ZELDA: LINKS BORING AND QUITE STRANGE ADVENTURE
In a house....
*The screen panned over to a normal looking house*
Lived a boy....
*They go inside the house to see Link* A/n: If I am talking about Young Link I will put Young Link!
Who....... LOVED TO PARTAY!
*The screen un-zooms to show a party going on*
But little did Link know.... Something not that good is gonna happen....
The Next Morning...
Link: *wakes up* Well.....I wonder what will happen today!
Agahnim: *randomly appears* I know! We can play poker!
Link: AHHH! *falls out of bed blinking red for no reason* OK!
*The main room*
Answering Machine: Hello! I am not here at the moment..... If you are an enemy press star 1 If you are a friend who wants to bug me for no reason press star 2... If you are a person who needs rescuing press star 3!
Other Line: *Presses star 3*
Answering Machine: MAILBOX THREE ACTIVATED Din: AHHHHHH!!! Link Help! Its Din! Nayru Zelda and I have been captured!! BY GANON! PLEASE HURRY AND HELP!! *click*
*Across the room*
Link: *puts down a pair of 3's* Ha!
Agahnim: *puts down a royal flush*
Link: *Twitch twitch* *Draws Golden Master Sword*
Agahnim: O_O *disappears*
Link: TIME TO CHECK MY MESSEGES! *runs to the answering machine which shows New messeges in Mailbox 3* Hmm *presses the button for Mailbox three*
Answering Machine: YOU HAVE 3 NEW MESSEGES!
Messege 1: Impa: LINK! HELP! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY GANON!! HUR-
*Link presses the next button*
Link: *rolls eyes*
Messege 2: Ganon: Hey! Wanna play cards later today Link?
Link: ...... Why did you put it in Mailbox 3?
Messege 3: Din: AHHHHHH!!! Link Help! Its Din! Nayru Zelda Faroe and I have been captured!! BY GANON! PLEASE HURRY AND HELP!! *click*
Link: Oh NO! The Oracles and Zelda have been captured! I think it is a good idea to go through 1 dungeon and collecting the the Essence of Stupidness before I go to Ganon's Lair which is conviently placed right outside my house!
The First Dungeon~
Deku Stump
Link: Woah! This looks like fun! o.o;
*He went throught the whole dungeon until the last room*
Link: *opens a chest and pulls out a Seed Sacthel* *YOU JUST GOT A NEW ITEM MUSIC* *Holds the seed sacthel above his head* Hey look! There is one... one? Ember Seed inside! Yayw00tshimmygongness! And I need to put it in that fire area! Then I can go to the boss and kick its Arse!
*A wall master appears and flicks Link*
Link: *drops the ember seed on the ground* O____________O *twitch twitch twitch* *draws Golden Master Sword*
Wallmaster: o.o *grabs Link and takes him to the first room*
Link: O.o *twitch twitch twitch twitch* *draws Golden Master Sword* *charges for the last room*
*The Last Room*
Link: *Slashes his sword at the Wallmaster about 10000 times*
*The wallmaster drops an Ember Seed*
Link: YAY! *picks it up and puts it in the lanturn*
*The door Opens*
Link: *walks into the area*
*The door closes*
Link: Uh oh...
???: Time to play hide n' SHIEK!!
Link: .. Shiek?
Shiek: I am the first boss.....
Link: That is not possible because you are-
Shiek: SHUT UP! Dont ruin OoT for the readers!
Link: Fine then.... PREPARE TO DIE!! *charges at him*
Shiek: *counters with spikes* Ha ha!
Link: *flies backwords*
Navi: O_o; I GET TO TALK! LINK! USE THE EMBER SEEDS!!
Link: *throws and Ember Seed at Shiek and causes his clothes to go on fire*
Shiek: O.O *falls to the ground and rolls* AHHHH! *Disappears* ILL BE BACK LINK!! JUST YOU WAIT!
Link: Yes! I did it!
(Cue really weird music)
Link: YES I REALLY DID IT!
Navi: YES HE REALLLY- DID IT
Link: YES I REALLY DID IT!
Both: WONDER HOW HE/I GOT THAT SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!
(End Music)
Link: What?
Navi: I don't know!
*A heart container appears*
Link: But I have all 20 hearts o.o;; Oh well! *grabs it and now has 21 hearts* o.o;
*An essance of Stupidness appears*
Link: *grabs it*
YOU JUST GOT AN ESSANCE OF STUPIDNESS! The wondering singer.... he is just stupid!
*Link is out of the dungeon all of a sudden*
Link: Now what?
Navi: THE DEKU STUMP SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A PRINCESS NAMED ZELDA!! MAYBE WE SHOULD GO SEE HER!
Link: Good Idea!
*Ganon's Castle*
Prisoner Room
Link: Hey everyone!
Nayru: O_o; YOU CAME TO RESCUE US!!
Link: ........no.
Din: Than.. why...
Faroe: Did you come?
Navi: I made him! n.n;;
Zelda: ...........
Impa: Link Did you get my messege?
Link: o.o; No...no I didn't..
Impa: That is strange....
Link: Well.. HEY! There is the key to the cells..... Ganon is soooo stupid! *walks up to the key*
Ganon: Link! NO! You have to battle me first!
Link: *falls to the ground blinking red for no reason* *gets up* DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
Ganon: Sorry o.o;
Link: *draws Golden Master Sword and swipes Ganon... which turned him blue* o.o *Fires a silver arrow at him*
Ganon: NO! How can I just... be defeated by this boy? *disappears*
Link: YAY! *takes the cell key and sets everyone free*
Zelda: YOU DID IT! *kisses Link*
THE CREDITS
*1 second later*
Link: THE STORY ISNT OVER!!
YAYSHIMMYw00tGONGNESS!
What will happen next?
In a house....
*The screen panned over to a normal looking house*
Lived a boy....
*They go inside the house to see Link* A/n: If I am talking about Young Link I will put Young Link!
Who....... LOVED TO PARTAY!
*The screen un-zooms to show a party going on*
But little did Link know.... Something not that good is gonna happen....
The Next Morning...
Link: *wakes up* Well.....I wonder what will happen today!
Agahnim: *randomly appears* I know! We can play poker!
Link: AHHH! *falls out of bed blinking red for no reason* OK!
*The main room*
Answering Machine: Hello! I am not here at the moment..... If you are an enemy press star 1 If you are a friend who wants to bug me for no reason press star 2... If you are a person who needs rescuing press star 3!
Other Line: *Presses star 3*
Answering Machine: MAILBOX THREE ACTIVATED Din: AHHHHHH!!! Link Help! Its Din! Nayru Zelda and I have been captured!! BY GANON! PLEASE HURRY AND HELP!! *click*
*Across the room*
Link: *puts down a pair of 3's* Ha!
Agahnim: *puts down a royal flush*
Link: *Twitch twitch* *Draws Golden Master Sword*
Agahnim: O_O *disappears*
Link: TIME TO CHECK MY MESSEGES! *runs to the answering machine which shows New messeges in Mailbox 3* Hmm *presses the button for Mailbox three*
Answering Machine: YOU HAVE 3 NEW MESSEGES!
Messege 1: Impa: LINK! HELP! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY GANON!! HUR-
*Link presses the next button*
Link: *rolls eyes*
Messege 2: Ganon: Hey! Wanna play cards later today Link?
Link: ...... Why did you put it in Mailbox 3?
Messege 3: Din: AHHHHHH!!! Link Help! Its Din! Nayru Zelda Faroe and I have been captured!! BY GANON! PLEASE HURRY AND HELP!! *click*
Link: Oh NO! The Oracles and Zelda have been captured! I think it is a good idea to go through 1 dungeon and collecting the the Essence of Stupidness before I go to Ganon's Lair which is conviently placed right outside my house!
The First Dungeon~
Deku Stump
Link: Woah! This looks like fun! o.o;
*He went throught the whole dungeon until the last room*
Link: *opens a chest and pulls out a Seed Sacthel* *YOU JUST GOT A NEW ITEM MUSIC* *Holds the seed sacthel above his head* Hey look! There is one... one? Ember Seed inside! Yayw00tshimmygongness! And I need to put it in that fire area! Then I can go to the boss and kick its Arse!
*A wall master appears and flicks Link*
Link: *drops the ember seed on the ground* O____________O *twitch twitch twitch* *draws Golden Master Sword*
Wallmaster: o.o *grabs Link and takes him to the first room*
Link: O.o *twitch twitch twitch twitch* *draws Golden Master Sword* *charges for the last room*
*The Last Room*
Link: *Slashes his sword at the Wallmaster about 10000 times*
*The wallmaster drops an Ember Seed*
Link: YAY! *picks it up and puts it in the lanturn*
*The door Opens*
Link: *walks into the area*
*The door closes*
Link: Uh oh...
???: Time to play hide n' SHIEK!!
Link: .. Shiek?
Shiek: I am the first boss.....
Link: That is not possible because you are-
Shiek: SHUT UP! Dont ruin OoT for the readers!
Link: Fine then.... PREPARE TO DIE!! *charges at him*
Shiek: *counters with spikes* Ha ha!
Link: *flies backwords*
Navi: O_o; I GET TO TALK! LINK! USE THE EMBER SEEDS!!
Link: *throws and Ember Seed at Shiek and causes his clothes to go on fire*
Shiek: O.O *falls to the ground and rolls* AHHHH! *Disappears* ILL BE BACK LINK!! JUST YOU WAIT!
Link: Yes! I did it!
(Cue really weird music)
Link: YES I REALLY DID IT!
Navi: YES HE REALLLY- DID IT
Link: YES I REALLY DID IT!
Both: WONDER HOW HE/I GOT THAT SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!
(End Music)
Link: What?
Navi: I don't know!
*A heart container appears*
Link: But I have all 20 hearts o.o;; Oh well! *grabs it and now has 21 hearts* o.o;
*An essance of Stupidness appears*
Link: *grabs it*
YOU JUST GOT AN ESSANCE OF STUPIDNESS! The wondering singer.... he is just stupid!
*Link is out of the dungeon all of a sudden*
Link: Now what?
Navi: THE DEKU STUMP SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A PRINCESS NAMED ZELDA!! MAYBE WE SHOULD GO SEE HER!
Link: Good Idea!
*Ganon's Castle*
Prisoner Room
Link: Hey everyone!
Nayru: O_o; YOU CAME TO RESCUE US!!
Link: ........no.
Din: Than.. why...
Faroe: Did you come?
Navi: I made him! n.n;;
Zelda: ...........
Impa: Link Did you get my messege?
Link: o.o; No...no I didn't..
Impa: That is strange....
Link: Well.. HEY! There is the key to the cells..... Ganon is soooo stupid! *walks up to the key*
Ganon: Link! NO! You have to battle me first!
Link: *falls to the ground blinking red for no reason* *gets up* DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
Ganon: Sorry o.o;
Link: *draws Golden Master Sword and swipes Ganon... which turned him blue* o.o *Fires a silver arrow at him*
Ganon: NO! How can I just... be defeated by this boy? *disappears*
Link: YAY! *takes the cell key and sets everyone free*
Zelda: YOU DID IT! *kisses Link*
THE CREDITS
*1 second later*
Link: THE STORY ISNT OVER!!
YAYSHIMMYw00tGONGNESS!
What will happen next?