Chatper 3: Sell me something with C



After Nabing the First Essance of Stupidness... Link was able to rescue Zelda and the Godesses!

*In the Prison Room*

Impa: Hello?

*Back in the Game Void*

Now Link, Navi, Ganon, and Octorok are on an adventure to uncover the other essances!

Death Mountain... Portal to the dark world

Link: Why are you following me?

Ganon: Need something to do...

Navi: Oh...Riiiiiiiiight!

Octorok: *spits a rock at Navi*

Navi: X_X *falls on Link's Head*

Link: LETS-A GO!

Everyone: *steps on the portal*

(Wavy screen)

(Screen comes back and they are in the same place)

Ganon: What happened?

Mr. Cheese (God-like voice): YOU NEED SOMETHING TO USE SO YOU CAN GET OUT OF THE DARKWORLD! AND IT IS NOT THE MAGIC MIRROR!!!

Link: Darn.. That was my first guess!

Ganon: You idiot! That means go and get the Magic Mirror!

Mr. Cheese: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! HOW CAN HE BE SO SMART? *disappears*

Ganon: *blink*

Octorok: *spits a rock at Link*

Kakariko Village

Link: Can you tell me-

Person: SELL ME SOMETHING WITH C!!

Link: no.. I need you to-

Person: SELL ME SOMETHING WITH C!!

Link: o.o *walks away*

*On a roof*

Ganon: Please tell us-

?????: You walked right into my trap!

Ganon: Huh?

Sonja: No......Father.... I failed to keep my promice to you......

Andy: Hold It right there Sturm!

Sonja: Andy? NO Retreat! He is too strong!

Andy: No.. I want to save you.....

Grit: *magically appears with units* Andy...... I'll help you! Dont worry Sonja!

Captain Drake: *appears with units* Ahoy Andy!

Max: Captan Drake?

Andy: What are you doing here?

Captain Drake: I figured I Outta be helping you guys.... The more fire power we have the better...

Sturm: Hmmmm Three on One eh?

DAY 1

Ganon: NOOO! *jumps off the roof*

Link: *In the graveyard* Dampe! Have you-

Dampe: I am the gravekeeper... Wanna play a game?

Yes No

Link: *selects no*

Dampe: Your choice *walks away*

Link: Evil..... Dampe.... I need you-

Dampe: Wanna play a Game?

Yes No

Link: *selects no*

Dampe: Your choice! *walks away*

Link: .......

*In Front of the Magic Mirror Shop*

Link: How'd you do?

Ganon: Not good.... The people are Crazy....

Link: Man.. I wish we could find the Magic Mirror....

Kaporea Gaborea: Hoot! Link... Ganon up here!

Link: What now?

Kaporea Gaborea: I know where to find the Magic Mirror!

Ganon: Good... where?

Kaporea Gaborea: Pay me lots of Money!

Link: *gives him 500 ruppees*

Ganon: *gives him 500 ruppees*

Kaporea Gaborea: *starts to fly up* To find the Magic Mirror.....LOOK AT THE SHOP IN FRONT OF YOU!!! *flies away at the speed of light*

Link: ......Damnit

Ganon: I know... Lets be Blind people and play the trumpet so people will pay us!

Link: OK!

*After they are ready*

Ganon: *writes on a sign* "We are Blind Trumpt Players.... we need money!"

*They do this for about three hours and then they have 1000 Rupees.... enough to buy the Magic Mirror*

*In the Magic Mirror Shop*

Link: *looks in his pockets and sees that he has 500 rupees*

Both: *Pay the shopkeeper and get a Magic Mirror*

DEATH MOUNTAIN....

Old Man: Hello! Dont Step in that portal! You will here a voice! You need A Magic Mirror...... I can give you one for Free!

Ganon: How long have you been here?

Old Man: *chuckles* I have been outside ALL day today near this portal....

Link: O_________________X *falls over*

Ganon: O_o *falls off the mountain*

Octorok: *spits a rock at Link... over and over*