The Glowing Sword
As you may have guess from before, Link is an unusual boy in many ways. For one he doesn't have a faerie, a Koriki trademark. For another every explanation revolves around him!
Link faced many challenges previously. He's met with The Deku Tree's brother, been to Zora's Domain and Lon Lon Ranch. Currently Link is in Lon Lon Ranch helping out with milking cows.
The sun brightly rose upon Lon Lon Ranch. Link and Zelda were helping around the farm. Milking cows, collecting eggs and feeding horses. Ever since Zelda gave Link the Ocarina, Link has been able to get the cows to produce more milk! How? By playing Epona's song of course!
Link: Well, here it goes! *plays Epona's song*
Cow: Mooooooo!
Zelda: *laughs* *ahem* Sorry I just find the oddest things funny.
Link: Suits your personality!
Zelda: I'm not odd, I'm gifted! Shit! I forgot to tell you! At 2:00 we are going to The Marketplace!
Link: Jeez! It's already 1:00! Zelda.
Link put his Ocarina in his pocket. Got up and started to pack his belongings. ½ an hour past as Link packed his bags. As a token of appreciation Talon gave them each a bottle of milk.Lon Lon Ranch Milk is known to heal you when you are injured!
Talon: This is Lon Lon Ranch Milk. It heals you when injured.
Zelda: Why thanks a lot! You're so nice.
Link: Well thanks and all but you're so gay! Jeez, you're always asleep leaving us to work!
Zelda: *whispers* Appreciate the fact we get free milk!
Link: Though it was a great pleasure milking that cow over there! *points to cow* Talon: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Tsk! Trying to get free food ehh? Well it won't work! *glares* I'm disappointed! *takes bottles*
Link: That's it! I've had enough of your silly business! *kills chicken*
Malon: How dare you kill "the chicken"! *tackles Link*
Talon: Grrr. Well Zelda.Zelda? *looks back finding Zelda helping Link*
Link: *gets up* That outta do for now!
Zelda: *looks at the tied up Malon* Ha! Good job Link!
Talon: That's enough!
Link: *takes out sword* Give us a horse to ride on.NOW!
Talon: Okay! Take these two horses!
Talon gave Link and Zelda two horses.each fully grown! They took their luggage and rode off to the Marketplace. There they bought:
Better Shields Deku Nuts Deku Seeds Bombs
Link noticed a note placed on the edge of a mask store.
Dear, Customer
This is soon going to be a fine mask shop! Wait a while and you will
receive masks. Sell them to people and you will receive money.give the
money to me and you will be happy forever ^^!
From, Shop
Manager
Link got over excited so him and Zelda stayed a while and waited for
the shop to open. It finally did and Link bought himself a mask! Talking
to everybody thinking he could sell it. As he reached the last person,
she interested him the most. She owned chickens yet she is allergic to
them! This puzzled Link but he decided to help the lady. Bringing back
all 7 Chickens, Link received a bottle from the lady! The more the
merrier! Link: Yahoo! I just got a free bottle so I can put Milk in it!
Zelda: Whoop! Hey look.an alleyway!
Link spotted the alleyway as well and they decided to go check it out. There seemed to be a locked door! Suddenly Link felt a hand grip his shoulder real hard!
Link: Ouch what was that.?
The person grabbed his and Zelda's mouths shut so they could barley talk! They entered a pitch black room, which got lighter as the person switched the lights on!
Link: Who are you? What do you want with us?
Person: Well my name is Osirus. I am a messenger. Do you want to go to the castle safely?
Zelda: Yes Osirus. We do. I am Zelda the princess.my guards have betrayed me, for I have left and Ganondorf has taken over!
Osirus: Well I've been in and out of that castle many times. It's very easy. I will guide you there! Once you get inside you can capture Ganondorf and kill him!
Zelda: How though?
Osirus: Well I've been eavesdropping on their conversations and apparently Ganondorf is scared of you and Link. The security system has gotten higher so you must be extra careful!
Link: YOU KNOW MY NAME!
Zelda: Shut the fuck up!
Osirus: Shhh! These are the procedures! Follow them carefully.though I will guide you, you still have to know how to get in! First, we climb up the vines and jump off the gate top! Then we go half way up the hill and start walking sideways a bit. Then we go fully up and run straight! There will be a rock wall. We have to climb up it, swim straight and then into the corner where it is slanted. Then we will keep on walking. The boxes have been pushed in a certain way so we can go through the pipes.
Zelda: Wow! You know more then I do! Osirus: *blushes* There are 5 stages of guards which we have to get past. Once we get past them we are at your throne Zelda. There Ganondorf will be sitting.standing who knows! There you and Link will use your swords and fight him.I will use my slingshot and guard the gates so the guards can't come!
Link: How do we get past the guards?
Osirus: Well first we will study their guarding paths and go accordingly!
Zelda: Well let's get going then!
Osirus: Not so fast missy! It's better to go at night. That way they won't be able to see us as well.might think we are guards! *kicks box in front of him* *takes out rusted armor* This is the armor we will be wearing.
Link: Hell no! Mine is way cleaner and better!
Zelda: *eyes widen* Umm well no comment.
Osirus: Listen to me. This armor may look rusted but it's the same armor the guards wear. That way if they happen to notice us we will look like them. I managed to find out some secret info. They have a little system where they talk another language. We have to study it *hands out paper* and these questions so if they ask us we will know! Understood?
Link & Zelda: Yes.
Osirus: Good job! *stares at sky* It's almost time! Study it fast.I will be quizzing you to see if you studied it properly.if not you will keep studying until you get it!
Zelda: Right then! Shut up so we can fag!
Link: *studies paper*
Time flew by as Link and Zelda studied. They took the test and passed! (yea) So off they went with Osirus following his directions. Once they got passed the 5 stages of guards they reached Zelda's Throne. Ganondorf wasn't there. To their surprise Ganondorf appeared behind them!
Ganondorf: I've been expecting your presence.
Link: Quit the crap! Now that I'm not alone you're bound to loose!
Link turned to Osirus thinking that he might have been on Ganondorf's side all along! He attacked Osirus, and Zelda assumed that was her queue to fight Ganondorf! Soon Osirus passed on.he died. Guards were coming from secret passageways to help Ganondorf. Failing as Link either slashed them, used his sling shot, or stun them! As the guards stop appearing Link helped Zelda fight off Ganondorf! His sword started to glow blue. Blue Flames? Link slashed Ganondorf at his side and watched as he slowly died. Turning his back to help Zelda up, Link heard something hollow.Ganondorf resurrecting? A huge monster like creature appeared bringing down the roof! Link fell back, scared of this creature!
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As you may have guess from before, Link is an unusual boy in many ways. For one he doesn't have a faerie, a Koriki trademark. For another every explanation revolves around him!
Link faced many challenges previously. He's met with The Deku Tree's brother, been to Zora's Domain and Lon Lon Ranch. Currently Link is in Lon Lon Ranch helping out with milking cows.
The sun brightly rose upon Lon Lon Ranch. Link and Zelda were helping around the farm. Milking cows, collecting eggs and feeding horses. Ever since Zelda gave Link the Ocarina, Link has been able to get the cows to produce more milk! How? By playing Epona's song of course!
Link: Well, here it goes! *plays Epona's song*
Cow: Mooooooo!
Zelda: *laughs* *ahem* Sorry I just find the oddest things funny.
Link: Suits your personality!
Zelda: I'm not odd, I'm gifted! Shit! I forgot to tell you! At 2:00 we are going to The Marketplace!
Link: Jeez! It's already 1:00! Zelda.
Link put his Ocarina in his pocket. Got up and started to pack his belongings. ½ an hour past as Link packed his bags. As a token of appreciation Talon gave them each a bottle of milk.Lon Lon Ranch Milk is known to heal you when you are injured!
Talon: This is Lon Lon Ranch Milk. It heals you when injured.
Zelda: Why thanks a lot! You're so nice.
Link: Well thanks and all but you're so gay! Jeez, you're always asleep leaving us to work!
Zelda: *whispers* Appreciate the fact we get free milk!
Link: Though it was a great pleasure milking that cow over there! *points to cow* Talon: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Tsk! Trying to get free food ehh? Well it won't work! *glares* I'm disappointed! *takes bottles*
Link: That's it! I've had enough of your silly business! *kills chicken*
Malon: How dare you kill "the chicken"! *tackles Link*
Talon: Grrr. Well Zelda.Zelda? *looks back finding Zelda helping Link*
Link: *gets up* That outta do for now!
Zelda: *looks at the tied up Malon* Ha! Good job Link!
Talon: That's enough!
Link: *takes out sword* Give us a horse to ride on.NOW!
Talon: Okay! Take these two horses!
Talon gave Link and Zelda two horses.each fully grown! They took their luggage and rode off to the Marketplace. There they bought:
Better Shields Deku Nuts Deku Seeds Bombs
Link noticed a note placed on the edge of a mask store.
Dear, Customer
This is soon going to be a fine mask shop! Wait a while and you will
receive masks. Sell them to people and you will receive money.give the
money to me and you will be happy forever ^^!
From, Shop
Manager
Link got over excited so him and Zelda stayed a while and waited for
the shop to open. It finally did and Link bought himself a mask! Talking
to everybody thinking he could sell it. As he reached the last person,
she interested him the most. She owned chickens yet she is allergic to
them! This puzzled Link but he decided to help the lady. Bringing back
all 7 Chickens, Link received a bottle from the lady! The more the
merrier! Link: Yahoo! I just got a free bottle so I can put Milk in it!
Zelda: Whoop! Hey look.an alleyway!
Link spotted the alleyway as well and they decided to go check it out. There seemed to be a locked door! Suddenly Link felt a hand grip his shoulder real hard!
Link: Ouch what was that.?
The person grabbed his and Zelda's mouths shut so they could barley talk! They entered a pitch black room, which got lighter as the person switched the lights on!
Link: Who are you? What do you want with us?
Person: Well my name is Osirus. I am a messenger. Do you want to go to the castle safely?
Zelda: Yes Osirus. We do. I am Zelda the princess.my guards have betrayed me, for I have left and Ganondorf has taken over!
Osirus: Well I've been in and out of that castle many times. It's very easy. I will guide you there! Once you get inside you can capture Ganondorf and kill him!
Zelda: How though?
Osirus: Well I've been eavesdropping on their conversations and apparently Ganondorf is scared of you and Link. The security system has gotten higher so you must be extra careful!
Link: YOU KNOW MY NAME!
Zelda: Shut the fuck up!
Osirus: Shhh! These are the procedures! Follow them carefully.though I will guide you, you still have to know how to get in! First, we climb up the vines and jump off the gate top! Then we go half way up the hill and start walking sideways a bit. Then we go fully up and run straight! There will be a rock wall. We have to climb up it, swim straight and then into the corner where it is slanted. Then we will keep on walking. The boxes have been pushed in a certain way so we can go through the pipes.
Zelda: Wow! You know more then I do! Osirus: *blushes* There are 5 stages of guards which we have to get past. Once we get past them we are at your throne Zelda. There Ganondorf will be sitting.standing who knows! There you and Link will use your swords and fight him.I will use my slingshot and guard the gates so the guards can't come!
Link: How do we get past the guards?
Osirus: Well first we will study their guarding paths and go accordingly!
Zelda: Well let's get going then!
Osirus: Not so fast missy! It's better to go at night. That way they won't be able to see us as well.might think we are guards! *kicks box in front of him* *takes out rusted armor* This is the armor we will be wearing.
Link: Hell no! Mine is way cleaner and better!
Zelda: *eyes widen* Umm well no comment.
Osirus: Listen to me. This armor may look rusted but it's the same armor the guards wear. That way if they happen to notice us we will look like them. I managed to find out some secret info. They have a little system where they talk another language. We have to study it *hands out paper* and these questions so if they ask us we will know! Understood?
Link & Zelda: Yes.
Osirus: Good job! *stares at sky* It's almost time! Study it fast.I will be quizzing you to see if you studied it properly.if not you will keep studying until you get it!
Zelda: Right then! Shut up so we can fag!
Link: *studies paper*
Time flew by as Link and Zelda studied. They took the test and passed! (yea) So off they went with Osirus following his directions. Once they got passed the 5 stages of guards they reached Zelda's Throne. Ganondorf wasn't there. To their surprise Ganondorf appeared behind them!
Ganondorf: I've been expecting your presence.
Link: Quit the crap! Now that I'm not alone you're bound to loose!
Link turned to Osirus thinking that he might have been on Ganondorf's side all along! He attacked Osirus, and Zelda assumed that was her queue to fight Ganondorf! Soon Osirus passed on.he died. Guards were coming from secret passageways to help Ganondorf. Failing as Link either slashed them, used his sling shot, or stun them! As the guards stop appearing Link helped Zelda fight off Ganondorf! His sword started to glow blue. Blue Flames? Link slashed Ganondorf at his side and watched as he slowly died. Turning his back to help Zelda up, Link heard something hollow.Ganondorf resurrecting? A huge monster like creature appeared bringing down the roof! Link fell back, scared of this creature!
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