CHAPTER 4: THE SAGE OF LIGHT
(In the Sacred Relem)
Link: The..... Portal to the Darkworld took us here?
Ganon: Guess so.....
Rauru: Hello Roll-loving friends!
Link: *blink blink*
Darkforce: I ate the rolls you dork!
Rauru: NOOOOOOOOO!!! THE ROLLS! *jumps up and attacks Darkforce* WHY *punches him* DID *punches him* YOU *punches him* EAT *punches him* THE *punches him* ROLLS?!!! *punches him again*
Darkforce: X_X
Mr. Cheese: God... It was just rolls.....
Sturm: NOOOOO! You may have defeated me but I will ....attack the roll person! *jumps on Darkforce* EVIL!!! *punches him over and over*
Darkforce: X___________X
Link: Uhhh.... *leaves with Ganon*
Mr. Cheese: o.o
*flashing lights as an Anime picture of Mr. Cheese appears*
Mr. Cheese: STARSTORM
*5000 Stars slam into...*
*"ERROR" appears on the screen*
*The stars slam into Darkforce*
Darkforce: X_______________________________________________________X
Mr. Cheese: Oops?
MEANWHILE..... IN THE TEMPLE OF TIME
Link: Hey... the door is closed....
Ganon: Not... good....
Link: What happened to your Octorok dude person?
(FLASHBACK)
Octorok: *about to step into the portal when..*
Darkforce: I Don't think so!
*Flashing lights and an anime picture of Darkforce appears*
Darkforce: PK TETRA
*shiny hexagons blast Octorok*
(END FLASHBACK)
Ganon: I dont know.....
Rauru: *appears* TAILS AND AMY ARE IN DANGER! HURRY SONIC!
Link: What?
Rauru: Try not to fall down holes! *stuffs a whole chicken down his throat*
Ganon: O_________O
Link: Who are you?
Rauru: *tears off clothing*
Link: *Gasp* YOU ARENT THE REAL RAURU!
Ganon: But... who are you?
????: Hi! I'm Omochao and I am here to help you never leave this room!
Link: NOOOOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Omochao: Press B in the air to Bounce attack!
*Rauru randomly appears*
Rauru: Oh oh.. NOT GOOD!!! We are stuck in here arent we?
Link and Ganon: Great stuck in here with an annoying robot and a fat man who-
Darkforce: *falls from the sky and lands on the ground*
Link: And an idiot....
Darkforce: *points at the imaginary CO Bar* DONT MAKE ME USE THIS!
Eveyone else cept for Omochao: *question marks above their heads*
Omochao: Press A when in the air to glide! It's fun!
Everyone else: .....
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Everyone else: YAY!
Omochao: *reappears* You hurt me! I'm never gonna help you-
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Omochao: *reappears* You hurt me! I'm never gonna help you-
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Omochao: *reappears* DIE! *flies into Rauru knocking him back about 1 foot*
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Omochao: *reappears* .... *flies to the top of the room* HAHA! YOU CANT GET ME NOW!
Rauru: DARN! I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!
Everyone else: O_o
Mr. Cheese (as god-like voice): I KNOW HOW TO LEAVE THIS ROOM! BWAHAHAHA!
Everyone: TELL US NOW!
Mr. Cheese: No.
*Everyone throws shoes up at the air*
Mr. Cheese: *hit 300 times* OW! OK! I'M NEVER HELPING YOU AGAIN! *disappears*
Everyone but Omochao: This is all Omochao's fault!!!!!
Omochao: Eat bricks while surfing to get the Chaos Emeralds!
Everyone: o.o;;
Darkforce: HEY! I TOLD YOU THAT!
Omochao: WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!
*Omochao and Darkforce get in a fight*
*Flashing lights and Anime picture of Omochao*
Omochao: OMOCHAO SWARM *5000 Omochaos fly into Darkforce each one exploding*
Darkforce: Maria! *falls to the ground knocked out*
Everyone else: O_O *hide in random corners*
*the next day*
End of Chapter
Will they live?
(In the Sacred Relem)
Link: The..... Portal to the Darkworld took us here?
Ganon: Guess so.....
Rauru: Hello Roll-loving friends!
Link: *blink blink*
Darkforce: I ate the rolls you dork!
Rauru: NOOOOOOOOO!!! THE ROLLS! *jumps up and attacks Darkforce* WHY *punches him* DID *punches him* YOU *punches him* EAT *punches him* THE *punches him* ROLLS?!!! *punches him again*
Darkforce: X_X
Mr. Cheese: God... It was just rolls.....
Sturm: NOOOOO! You may have defeated me but I will ....attack the roll person! *jumps on Darkforce* EVIL!!! *punches him over and over*
Darkforce: X___________X
Link: Uhhh.... *leaves with Ganon*
Mr. Cheese: o.o
*flashing lights as an Anime picture of Mr. Cheese appears*
Mr. Cheese: STARSTORM
*5000 Stars slam into...*
*"ERROR" appears on the screen*
*The stars slam into Darkforce*
Darkforce: X_______________________________________________________X
Mr. Cheese: Oops?
MEANWHILE..... IN THE TEMPLE OF TIME
Link: Hey... the door is closed....
Ganon: Not... good....
Link: What happened to your Octorok dude person?
(FLASHBACK)
Octorok: *about to step into the portal when..*
Darkforce: I Don't think so!
*Flashing lights and an anime picture of Darkforce appears*
Darkforce: PK TETRA
*shiny hexagons blast Octorok*
(END FLASHBACK)
Ganon: I dont know.....
Rauru: *appears* TAILS AND AMY ARE IN DANGER! HURRY SONIC!
Link: What?
Rauru: Try not to fall down holes! *stuffs a whole chicken down his throat*
Ganon: O_________O
Link: Who are you?
Rauru: *tears off clothing*
Link: *Gasp* YOU ARENT THE REAL RAURU!
Ganon: But... who are you?
????: Hi! I'm Omochao and I am here to help you never leave this room!
Link: NOOOOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Omochao: Press B in the air to Bounce attack!
*Rauru randomly appears*
Rauru: Oh oh.. NOT GOOD!!! We are stuck in here arent we?
Link and Ganon: Great stuck in here with an annoying robot and a fat man who-
Darkforce: *falls from the sky and lands on the ground*
Link: And an idiot....
Darkforce: *points at the imaginary CO Bar* DONT MAKE ME USE THIS!
Eveyone else cept for Omochao: *question marks above their heads*
Omochao: Press A when in the air to glide! It's fun!
Everyone else: .....
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Everyone else: YAY!
Omochao: *reappears* You hurt me! I'm never gonna help you-
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Omochao: *reappears* You hurt me! I'm never gonna help you-
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Omochao: *reappears* DIE! *flies into Rauru knocking him back about 1 foot*
Rauru: *eats Omochao*
Omochao: *reappears* .... *flies to the top of the room* HAHA! YOU CANT GET ME NOW!
Rauru: DARN! I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!
Everyone else: O_o
Mr. Cheese (as god-like voice): I KNOW HOW TO LEAVE THIS ROOM! BWAHAHAHA!
Everyone: TELL US NOW!
Mr. Cheese: No.
*Everyone throws shoes up at the air*
Mr. Cheese: *hit 300 times* OW! OK! I'M NEVER HELPING YOU AGAIN! *disappears*
Everyone but Omochao: This is all Omochao's fault!!!!!
Omochao: Eat bricks while surfing to get the Chaos Emeralds!
Everyone: o.o;;
Darkforce: HEY! I TOLD YOU THAT!
Omochao: WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!
*Omochao and Darkforce get in a fight*
*Flashing lights and Anime picture of Omochao*
Omochao: OMOCHAO SWARM *5000 Omochaos fly into Darkforce each one exploding*
Darkforce: Maria! *falls to the ground knocked out*
Everyone else: O_O *hide in random corners*
*the next day*
End of Chapter
Will they live?