This is a continuation of the story you see here. Except. For. The. Fact. That. It. Is. A. New. Storyline. … Periods are you friends.
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In a small town. Lived a old man. This old man was like really weird and stuff. He had a wife, Amy the Hedgehog. A daughter, Shadow the Hedgehog who was in that phase where she thinks that her parents suck. This man was none other than.. *Screen zooms in on a tall guy mowing his lawn* GANNONDORF!!
Gannondorf: *Turns off the lawn mower after finishing* Man, so refreshing to finish all the daily chores.
Mr. Cheese: It is, isn't it?
Darkforce: Yeah it's pretty kick ass.
Gannondorf: *Turns around* What are you doing on my lawn?
Mr. Cheese and Darkforce: o_o *Throw an egg at Gannondorf and run*
Gannondorf: Get back here! *Chases*
Congratulations. You met the villain of the story. Now it is time to meet the HERO!
Link: AHH! *Is being chased by a swarm of Cuccos* Imgonnadieimgonnadie!
FF.Net Bot: Argh! Must I keep reminding you that your-
Link: *Trips over FF.Net Bot* Ahh! *Crashes into ground*
Cuccos: *Start pecking the hell out of the bot*
FF.Net Bot: Ahhh!
Link: *Pose* Hoo Ha!
Yes they are all idiots. But what do you expect of a story called Legend of Zelda: Dressers of Time.CHAPTER 1: Like a reality TV show fanfic has ever been done.
-Link's House-
Link: The Korki Forest never looked so good. And ripe!
*Barren Wasteland*
Link: .. Someone must have turned Hyrule into.. the.. DARKWORLD! *Darkworld music plays* Oh no.
WindWaker Deku Tree: ... LINK! The land of Hyrule has turned into .. the DarkworldTM! As you can tell by looking at me.
Link: My eyes burn!1 *Covers them*
WWDT: Anyway. You must use the Magic Mirror to become back to your normal self.
Link: Huh what?
WWDT: You're a bunny.
Bunny Link: *Looks in a normal mirror* ... I'm a fricken rabit.
WWDT: Yes..
Bunny Link: But I threw away all my equipment because Mega Man said it was a good idea.
WWDT: .. Damn. Well then you must go out and recollect all of your equipment!
Bunny Link: .. But.. I can't do anything as a bunny except move.
WWDT: NOT MY PROBLEM! *Runs away*
Bunny Link: o_o AHAHA! I KNEW TREES COULD WALK!
Dead Tree: FREEDOM! *Runs away*
-Hyrule Field-
Bunny Link: This is so stupid. I bet all my equipment is all the way down the river now. But wait. The river. it ends. At Lake Hylia! Yes I should go there!
???: Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bunny Link: That bad laugh! It couldn't be!
Gannondorf: Hello, Link. Or should I say.. Bunny Link! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bunny Link: ... I hate you
Gannondorf: Don't worry. Now that you are a rabbit.. anyone can kill you.
Bunny Link: Just shut up.
Gannondorf: Getting mad are we? I know there is nothing you can do.. BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNNY!
Bunny Link: Arrrgh..
Gannondorf: What are you gonna do? HOP on me.. HAHAHAHA.
Bunny Link: SEXY BEAM! *A giant rainbow colored beam of sexiness hits Gannondorf*
Gannondorf: ... What? ... *Falls to the ground on his knee* But I thought that my idiot neighbors only could do that.
Bunny Link: Idiot neighbors?
Mr. Cheese and Darkforce: *Run by* AHHH!1 *Are being chased by a Giant Cucco*
Darkforce: I told you that you shouldn't had fed it a Mystery Seed!
Gannondorf: See what I mean? I can't believe my wife can stand them!
Bunny Link: O_o WIFE? WHO TF WOULD MARRY YOU?!
Gannondorf: Amy.
Bunny Link: The hedgehog?
Gannondorf: Yes.
Bunny Link: You realize that she is like.. 12 years old.
Gannondorf: Lies! *Runs away crying*
-Lake Hylia-
Bunny Link: Look! My equipment! *runs to pile of equipment* Yes! *Picks up Magic Mirror*
Voice: I don't think that it'll be that easy...
Bunny Link: Why?
*Link's Equipment disappears*
Voice: Now all you have is a Magical Mirror. It will be up to you to gain it all again..
Bunny Link: But why? There is no evil here.
Voice: But there is a great evil here that you must defeat..
Bunny Link: Who?
Voice: THE GREAT.. SUPER EXTREME.. Octorok.
Bunny Link: .. I could kill that thing with this mirror.
Voice: If only it were that easy.. see.. there is one Octorok. .. Which is right over there in the scarecrow field.. Yet soon that field will be locked up requireing all of your equipment to get through. And all your equip- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Bunny Link: *Smashed the Octorok into death*
Voice: .. Wh- o_o You're no fun at reality TV show games. *Disappears*
Bunny Link: Yes I did it! *Pose*
*All of Link's equipment falls on top of him*
Bunny Link: .. Ow.
OMFG. ... I'm done with this chapter. Which means more chapters oh noz.