Chapter 2: Look! A Fairy!
-Death Mountain-
Link: Yes. For I am almost done with my quest. The dungeon is over there!
Booster's Tower: *Stares at Link*
Link: o_o *Stare back*
Booster's Tower: FOOL!
Link: ... *Walks in*
Booster's Tower: NOO!!
-Booster's Tower-
Link: This seems to be a tough one.
Snifit 4: *Runs by*
Link: Woah cool. ... *Walks through the dungeon*
Bob-omb: *Expoldes*
Weedle: *Wanders in circles*
British Metroid Prime Rock Monster: Bloody hell!
Link: Hey look! An ominous looking door. It must be the boss door! .. But it's locked. *Pulls out Magical Key which unlocks all doors*
Door: Don't use that on me!
Link: *Puts key in lock*
Door: IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
Link: *Turns it*
Door: OH NO!
Link: *Pulls out key*
Door: NOOO *Flies open*
-Boss Room-
Lamp: *Falls down from the sky*
Link: Hi.
*Screen Swirls*
You engaged Lamp!
Attack
Link attacks Lamp!
100HP Damage!
Lamp uses PSI StarStorm Omega!
992 HP Damage!
Link uses Red Potion!
Link gains 992 HP!
Lamp attacks!
Lamp does 143 damge!
Link uses Magic Powder!
Lamp turns into Tree.
Tree flings leaves at Link.
Link loses 1 HP
Link shoots a fire arrow at Tree
Tree bursts into flames
Tree explodes
Link is loses 520 HP
YOU WIN!
45EXP
*Exit Battle*
Link: o_o Cool!
YOU GET PENDENT OF STUPIDNESS!
Link: ..WTF
And so the battle ends. What will happen next time? Something about Gannon and Party. ... And those evil walking trees.