Lengend of Zelda: Dressers of Time
Chapter 3: Saira's Greatest Hits
-Gannon's Tower-
Gannon: They'll be here any second now! Must.. put.. up... party.. junk.
Amy: Oh I can't wait until Darkforce is here ^_^
Gannon: .. I don't know what you see in him.
Amy: It's because he's Darkforce duh.
Gannon: .....
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Shadow: *Opens door*
Link: o_o Uh riiight *Walks inside*
Shadow: *Starts to walk out*
Amy: Shadow, where are you going?
Shadow: ... To go hang out.
Amy: .... OK!
Gannon: *Twitch* Don't say that.
*Shadow walks out as Mr. Cheese and Darkforce walk in*
Gannon: ... What... .. just what.
*Mr. Cheese and Darkforce are wearing disco clothes with a giant Eggman robot behind them*
Mr. Cheese: o_o What do you mean?
Darkforce: It's not like.. it's different from what we would normally do.
Gannon: .. But the robot thing.
Darkforce: Yes! It plays music! *Walks in and presses the play button on the stereo system thing*
EggWalker: *Lifts arm and then punches Gannon*
Mr. Cheese: ... We really need to get those buttons fixed.
Gannon: ...
Amy: You promised you would not kill them!
Gannon: Gah.
Amy: .. Oh yeah. DARKFORCE!! *Runs up to him and hugs him*
Darkforce: ... *Explodes then respawns further back*
Amy: *Is charred* ... DARKFORCE! *Runs up to him and hugs him*
Darkforce: ... UNCLEAN! *Runs in circles screaming*
-Later that evening-
EggWalker: *Bursting out Saira's Song*
CATS: *Discoing in the middle of the front room*
Mr. Cheese: You know, Gannon. Your interior is kina .. weird for a ... giant death monster + human.
*Pink walls with pink furniture and pink floor*
Gannon: .. It was Amy, Cream, and Tikal's doing.
Mr. Cheese: .. But it's still weird.
Darforce: UNCLEAN! *Running from Amy*
Harvest Moon Cow: *Chewing on Gannon's cape* Moo.
*Silence*
Mr. Cheese: *Grabs Darkforce* Unfortunatly we must be off to go and defeat Eggman and his doom legion. *hops into EggWalker*
Darkforce: Have a time!
EggWalker: *Walks out to the outside lawn*
Darkforce: LETS GO TO THE MOON!
EggWalker: *Opens feet thrusters and flies up, also lighting the lawn on fire*
Gannon: Why is it.. that whenever they leave.. they end up destroying my lawn?
Amy: *sad voice* Darkforce... ;-; -------- It's been awhile since I ever used that face of doom.
CATS: Gannon, Yo! Must struting off be! *Moonwalks backward to the moon*
Gannon: ... Why couldn't they do what CATS did? .. And Where's Link?
Amy: He must have left allready.
-Next morning in the basement-
Link: *Wakes up* o_o Woah.
*Link is surrounded by a whole bunch of Female Video game characters, such as, Zelda, Roll, Aeris, ... and more that I can't think of*
Link: Just.. woah. *Runs away*
-In the kitchen-
Amy: That was a great party. Too bad you missed it.
Shadow: Eh whatever.
Gannon: *Walks out into the kitchen* Good morning! *Kisses Amy*
Shadow: Kiss me and die.
Gannon: .. Sheesh what is up with your attitude?
Shadow: Just shut up.
Link: *Runs by*
Gannon: .... Was that Link?
Amy: No dear, he left last night.
Gannon: Oh.
Amy: ... THE BOMBCHUS ARE LOOSE!
Gannon's Tower: *Explodes*
-Next Door-
Mr. Cheese: I told you that wasn't the right button!
Darkforce: .. Oh well.. it's not like we destroyed anything.
Charred Amy: *Falls through celing*
Darkforce: ... *Presses the Retreat button*
EggWalker: *Starts Discoing*
Darkforce: .. Feg.
... Feg is right. .. But where are the walking trees I said were in?
Tree: FIGS ARE NEWTON!11 *runs away*
... Yeah.