Hey people, I'm back with another chapter of "Not Another Teen Fanfic".
Because Serena-chan (formerly Cat-Girl from Hell) was the only person to
vote for romances, they will stand as follows:
Rin/Sesshoumaru, Kouga/Kagura (no one actually voted for this, but I'm putting it in anyway), Shippo/Kanna Kikyo alone, And, because Serena wanted it, Serena/Naraku. However, Serena will come in later, because now I'll have to remake the story in my head to incorporate her. Ah well. Oh, now for my first set of review responses:
Serena- You finally got your wish, I'll e-mail you later.
Rock-Chick- I'm glad we agree. I hope you review more.
Mage of Darkness- Yes, it is an interesting proposition. I'm not hurting Kagura, but Kikyo will be hit by the great destructive power of my word processor.
Kay-Kylo- Thanks for the help. I'll redo the first chapter later.
Now, on with the show!
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The following day, Inuyasha was, as people say, "zoned out". In other words, he just sort of stared at the floor and replied to everything with something that sounded like a grunt. Not even the tight-shirted girls crowding around the now-single popular boy seemed to get him out of his misery.
Everyone was getting worried in the Inu gang, especially Kagome. "Inuyasha has been like this since yesterday afternoon. I believe it is time we get him over Kikyo and back into the world of dating," said Sesshoumaru wisely. "Yeah, but how are we going to get dog turd back to normal? I mean, he looks like someone hypnotized him or something," added Kouga. "Why Kouga," said Kagura, "You actually said something not selfish. This must be big."
"Not even the Garbage Juice seemed to cheer him up. God, what's it gonna take?" Shippo shook his head. "Most of the time my pranks will have people on the floor for days." "I have an idea," said Rin. " If we can get Inuyasha to date someone, he might just recover. But who should be his girlfriend?" They thought for a while, until the white-haired wanna-be manga-ka came up with a solution. "How about Kagome? She looks a lot like Kikyo, and she's pretty and nice." By now Kagome was running away from the maniacs who wanted to use her to get some popular (AN: SHUDDER!) guy out of manic/suicidal depression. However, Sesshoumaru had already grabbed onto her shirt collar (AN: From the back, you hentai bakas!). "If you help my brother, I will give you $100 (AN: I'm using American money because that's the money I've grown up with all my life)." "Done!"
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In first period, Kagome once again sat next to Inuyasha. She started whispering to him so their evil Math teacher wouldn't hear her. "Hey, Inuyasha, do you. uh. what I mean is. um." 'This is gonna be harder than I thought,' thought Kagome. "Inuyasha, do you want to go out with me?" 'There, I said it. Now I've got to wait for his answer.' He looked up at her blankly, then a smirk climbed up on his face, yet somehow he still looked like he was in a trance. "So, Kikyo, you're taking me back, huh? Well, I'm turning you down. Go play with your bastard of a boy toy somewhere else." Kagome was getting annoyed. She took out from no where one of those giant sledgehammers and hit Inuyasha with it. The sledgehammer then disappeared to wherever anime sledgehammers go after they've been used. "Ow, bitch, what was that for?" Inuyasha screamed this, not realizing he was still in math. "Mr. Inuyasha," said Myouga-sensei, "I'm sure whatever you did to Kagome deserved that hammer. Now apologize and sit down!" "Sorry, Kagome," Inuyasha mumbled before sitting back down, his ears turning red. "Inuyasha, I asked you out, now will you accept or not?" "Feh, I don't see why not. Just don't pull out one of those stupid sledgehammers on our 'date'. Just do two things for me." Kagome started listening. "I know this is supposed to be a date but I'm just doing it to get back at Kikyo, so don't get all lovey-dovey. Second, don't pull out one of those sledgehammers on our 'date'. By the way, how do you women do that?" "Female Handbook to Handling Guys, chapter 5." "Oh, okay. Wait, you girls have a handbook?"
Just then, Shippo raised his hand. "Yes, Mr. Shippo?" "May I go to the bathroom?" "Oh, why not? Go ahead." Just as Shippo got out of his seat, he fell back and landed next to Kikyo's desk. Miroku and Sango got up to check on him. "Are you okay," they both asked. "Yeah, I'm fine. Gotta go, see ya." As Shippo got up, Miroku noticed Shippo had, at the speed of a professional magician, swapped Kikyo's pen with one in his pocket. Shippo walked out of the classroom to supposedly do his business while the others went back to their desks. Sango noticed angrily that Kikyo had not gone up to see if Shippo was okay. 'How is it possible to be such a bitch," she thought angrily. Just then, Kikyo screamed. Sango turned around and saw Kikyo screeching. It looked like she had been chewing on her pen and it had exploded. Her face and "perfect" white shirt were stained with blue ink, and everyone was on the floor hysterically laughing. Shippo then came into the room. "Did I miss something?" Miroku just smiled knowingly. 'Shippo is definitely good.'
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Kanna sat in English again, just as uninterested as yesterday. She kept drawing her characters, trying to find a good character she would use for her manga. She just drew and drew, until she noticed something. The character she had just drawn looked like Shippo. Well, he had on medieval robes like a wizard would, but the resemblance was unmistakable. 'God, why can't I get him out of my head? Oh man, in this picture he looks soooooo HOT! Wait a minute, I've known him for how long? I've got to stop thinking about him.' She tried to shake the thoughts out of her head, but it felt like the image of Shippo was nailed to the insides of her head.
While Kanna was having her internal struggle between denial and her unfamiliar thoughts, Kagura and Kouga were having another type of battle. Kouga had just flown a paper airplane into her with the statement written on it : "Kiss my ass, bitch!" Kagura was getting slightly annoyed, and she decided for revenge. She took the piece of gum she had been chewing and stuck it to the back of Kouga's neck. He tensed for a moment, and then went ballistic. "WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU KNOW HOW STICKY THAT IS, BITCH? GO TO HELL!" He started going into a rant, until Himotari-sensei finally broke from her teaching trance. "Mr. Kouga, please sit down." "Yes Himotari- sensei." Kagura stuck out her tongue at him. 'You know,' she thought, 'he's kinda cute when he's angry.' Meanwhile Kouga was also thinking, but not exactly the same thing.. 'Why that smug bitch. I'm gonna get the gang together at lunch and get revenge.'
Alright people, that was another chapter for the books. I will mention anyone who says they love Iron Maiden (the rock band) as my soul brother. Not really, but that statement does have a lot to do with some future plans of mine. I will mention the first set of people to guess what I mean. Oh, please don't vote anymore for romances, voting is over, just in case you are brain-dead and didn't read what I wrote at the beginning of the chapter. I don't own Inuyasha, so back, back I say! *whips evil lawyers with a giant leather belt* Please review, comment, even flame! I just want more reviews on my story. For now, Ja ne!
Rin/Sesshoumaru, Kouga/Kagura (no one actually voted for this, but I'm putting it in anyway), Shippo/Kanna Kikyo alone, And, because Serena wanted it, Serena/Naraku. However, Serena will come in later, because now I'll have to remake the story in my head to incorporate her. Ah well. Oh, now for my first set of review responses:
Serena- You finally got your wish, I'll e-mail you later.
Rock-Chick- I'm glad we agree. I hope you review more.
Mage of Darkness- Yes, it is an interesting proposition. I'm not hurting Kagura, but Kikyo will be hit by the great destructive power of my word processor.
Kay-Kylo- Thanks for the help. I'll redo the first chapter later.
Now, on with the show!
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The following day, Inuyasha was, as people say, "zoned out". In other words, he just sort of stared at the floor and replied to everything with something that sounded like a grunt. Not even the tight-shirted girls crowding around the now-single popular boy seemed to get him out of his misery.
Everyone was getting worried in the Inu gang, especially Kagome. "Inuyasha has been like this since yesterday afternoon. I believe it is time we get him over Kikyo and back into the world of dating," said Sesshoumaru wisely. "Yeah, but how are we going to get dog turd back to normal? I mean, he looks like someone hypnotized him or something," added Kouga. "Why Kouga," said Kagura, "You actually said something not selfish. This must be big."
"Not even the Garbage Juice seemed to cheer him up. God, what's it gonna take?" Shippo shook his head. "Most of the time my pranks will have people on the floor for days." "I have an idea," said Rin. " If we can get Inuyasha to date someone, he might just recover. But who should be his girlfriend?" They thought for a while, until the white-haired wanna-be manga-ka came up with a solution. "How about Kagome? She looks a lot like Kikyo, and she's pretty and nice." By now Kagome was running away from the maniacs who wanted to use her to get some popular (AN: SHUDDER!) guy out of manic/suicidal depression. However, Sesshoumaru had already grabbed onto her shirt collar (AN: From the back, you hentai bakas!). "If you help my brother, I will give you $100 (AN: I'm using American money because that's the money I've grown up with all my life)." "Done!"
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In first period, Kagome once again sat next to Inuyasha. She started whispering to him so their evil Math teacher wouldn't hear her. "Hey, Inuyasha, do you. uh. what I mean is. um." 'This is gonna be harder than I thought,' thought Kagome. "Inuyasha, do you want to go out with me?" 'There, I said it. Now I've got to wait for his answer.' He looked up at her blankly, then a smirk climbed up on his face, yet somehow he still looked like he was in a trance. "So, Kikyo, you're taking me back, huh? Well, I'm turning you down. Go play with your bastard of a boy toy somewhere else." Kagome was getting annoyed. She took out from no where one of those giant sledgehammers and hit Inuyasha with it. The sledgehammer then disappeared to wherever anime sledgehammers go after they've been used. "Ow, bitch, what was that for?" Inuyasha screamed this, not realizing he was still in math. "Mr. Inuyasha," said Myouga-sensei, "I'm sure whatever you did to Kagome deserved that hammer. Now apologize and sit down!" "Sorry, Kagome," Inuyasha mumbled before sitting back down, his ears turning red. "Inuyasha, I asked you out, now will you accept or not?" "Feh, I don't see why not. Just don't pull out one of those stupid sledgehammers on our 'date'. Just do two things for me." Kagome started listening. "I know this is supposed to be a date but I'm just doing it to get back at Kikyo, so don't get all lovey-dovey. Second, don't pull out one of those sledgehammers on our 'date'. By the way, how do you women do that?" "Female Handbook to Handling Guys, chapter 5." "Oh, okay. Wait, you girls have a handbook?"
Just then, Shippo raised his hand. "Yes, Mr. Shippo?" "May I go to the bathroom?" "Oh, why not? Go ahead." Just as Shippo got out of his seat, he fell back and landed next to Kikyo's desk. Miroku and Sango got up to check on him. "Are you okay," they both asked. "Yeah, I'm fine. Gotta go, see ya." As Shippo got up, Miroku noticed Shippo had, at the speed of a professional magician, swapped Kikyo's pen with one in his pocket. Shippo walked out of the classroom to supposedly do his business while the others went back to their desks. Sango noticed angrily that Kikyo had not gone up to see if Shippo was okay. 'How is it possible to be such a bitch," she thought angrily. Just then, Kikyo screamed. Sango turned around and saw Kikyo screeching. It looked like she had been chewing on her pen and it had exploded. Her face and "perfect" white shirt were stained with blue ink, and everyone was on the floor hysterically laughing. Shippo then came into the room. "Did I miss something?" Miroku just smiled knowingly. 'Shippo is definitely good.'
*******
Kanna sat in English again, just as uninterested as yesterday. She kept drawing her characters, trying to find a good character she would use for her manga. She just drew and drew, until she noticed something. The character she had just drawn looked like Shippo. Well, he had on medieval robes like a wizard would, but the resemblance was unmistakable. 'God, why can't I get him out of my head? Oh man, in this picture he looks soooooo HOT! Wait a minute, I've known him for how long? I've got to stop thinking about him.' She tried to shake the thoughts out of her head, but it felt like the image of Shippo was nailed to the insides of her head.
While Kanna was having her internal struggle between denial and her unfamiliar thoughts, Kagura and Kouga were having another type of battle. Kouga had just flown a paper airplane into her with the statement written on it : "Kiss my ass, bitch!" Kagura was getting slightly annoyed, and she decided for revenge. She took the piece of gum she had been chewing and stuck it to the back of Kouga's neck. He tensed for a moment, and then went ballistic. "WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU KNOW HOW STICKY THAT IS, BITCH? GO TO HELL!" He started going into a rant, until Himotari-sensei finally broke from her teaching trance. "Mr. Kouga, please sit down." "Yes Himotari- sensei." Kagura stuck out her tongue at him. 'You know,' she thought, 'he's kinda cute when he's angry.' Meanwhile Kouga was also thinking, but not exactly the same thing.. 'Why that smug bitch. I'm gonna get the gang together at lunch and get revenge.'
Alright people, that was another chapter for the books. I will mention anyone who says they love Iron Maiden (the rock band) as my soul brother. Not really, but that statement does have a lot to do with some future plans of mine. I will mention the first set of people to guess what I mean. Oh, please don't vote anymore for romances, voting is over, just in case you are brain-dead and didn't read what I wrote at the beginning of the chapter. I don't own Inuyasha, so back, back I say! *whips evil lawyers with a giant leather belt* Please review, comment, even flame! I just want more reviews on my story. For now, Ja ne!