Sorry for the wait people, yesterday I went to see a Broadway show with my camp. More specifically, Beauty and the Beast (thankfully I do not own it, especially the one I saw; it was pretty bad), and I didn't get home till about 7. I just want to say thank you to all who reviewed. I'm listening to Iron Maiden right now, so don't be surprised if my Humor becomes a bit dark. And, just to tell you, I'm going to start, with this chapter, to stop writing about them in school (except during lunch) and start commenting on lives. Anyway, I'd like to get on with my story, so here it is.

"Falling down. falling down. falling down.," mumbled Inuyasha (AN: One of my favorite Iron Maiden songs, Man on the Edge). 'Ah yes, a song about a man on the brink of insanity, combined with those instrumentals. it's no wonder that they became so popular, at least in Britain,' thought Inuyasha. Suddenly, a familiar ever-cheerful voice piped up next to him.

"Hey, Inuyasha, watcha singing?" " 'Man on the Edge', by Iron Maiden (AN: I do not own Iron Maiden, but I wish I did). Kagome, the former speaker, plopped down next to Inuyasha with her lunch, meatballs and spaghetti from the lunch counter. "Who's Iron Maiden," asked a voice behind him. "It's a Heavy Metal band from England. They are sorta like the British equivalent of Led Zeppelin or the Rolling Stones." The speaker, Shippo, sat down across from Inuyasha. "Cool. Listen, guys, I've got an idea to start up a band. Only problem is, I'm a drummer, and let's face it, a drummer goes nowhere fast with other instruments." "All right, you baka kitsune, I'll be guitarist, but we need some more people." A certain pervert sat down next to Shippo and spoke. "What do you need?" "Miroku, do you know where we can find some people for a band," asked Shippo.

"Well, I play a bass. I guess I could play in your little band. What else do we need?" Shippo thought for a moment. "Well, a second guitarist would be nice, but a keyboard is something that would be a lot more useful." "Hang on, dog turd," said Kouga. "I can play as a guitarist, but I refuse to be a 'second'." "Oh yeah, you whimpy wolf?"

"Yeah!"

"Not a chance in hell am I gonna let you be over me in anything."

"Hey guys," yelled Shippo, "this is my band, and so we'll do it as an equal chance. I'll flip a coin, and the winner becomes first guitarist, and the loser becomes a second. Deal?"

"Deal," they both said.

Shippo flipped the coin. In mid air, Inuyasha called heads in midair. The air was tense as Shippo caught the coin and put it in his fist. He slowly opened his fist.

"YYYYYEEEESSSS! In your face, you whimpy wolf! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, baseball bat.," sang Inuyasha. The whole school looked at him as though he were insane, then turned back to trying to consume their cafeteria food. Just then, Kagome's meatball fell off of her plastic fork and onto the floor. It then bounced down the hall until.

"AAAAGGGHHH! NOT AGAIN!" This voice came from Kagome's look alike, Kikyo. The aforementioned ran down the hall, with the meatball plastered to her pure white shirt, right where her bellybutton was. Everyone started cracking up, until Kikyo gave the cafeteria a dirty look. Even then, the people at Kagome's table, now including Sesshoumaru, Kanna, Kagura, Rin, and Sango, was literally on the floor, laughing their heads off until they couldn't breath (AN: I sometimes do this in class; I actually get in trouble for laughing too much). Rin and Sesshoumaru helped each other get back up, and Kagome noticed their closeness and how they seemed to be enjoying it. Meanwhile, something odd was happening. Kouga was being a gentleman. TO KAGURA! "Hey," he said, "lemme help you up." Kagura blushed and grabbed his hand, but left he grip in his for a while after he had gotten her up.

Also, Kanna had been helped up by Shippo, and both were now staring at each other. They noticed what they were doing, and turned away, feeling quite awkward. At the same time, Sango and Miroku were having a bit of an intimate moment, but it was stopped short by a grope and a slap. Now guess what happened?

"So, you like laughing at my new girlfriend?" This voice was one none of the gang wanted to hear. "Naraku," Inuyasha said through gritted teeth. "Yes. Now, I would like to offer a bit of a challenge to you, Inuyasha." "What the hell do you want?" "Well, you see, your new date," Inuyasha looked a bit angry right now, "has a little secret. If you can stay together even after finding out, I will give you back my current toy, AKA your previous 'girlfriend', and I'll tell you a little secret of my own. But if you don't. kukukukuku. you must hang your underwear from the flagpole."

"How can I refuse? A little dirt on you might be very valuable." "All right. We have a deal. Just so you know, the secret is Kagome is going out with you only because she is getting money out of it." "Feh, like I care. I don't really like her, and she really doesn't like me. Oh, and Naraku, I'd like to tell you something."

Inuyasha bent over to Naraku's ear like he was going to whisper something, then he pulled his head back and slammed his skull into Naraku's. This sent Naraku flying across two tables and into someone's 'meatballs and spaghetti'.

"Hey, Sesshoumaru, how would like to be in a band?"

Oh, another cliffie! I know this is kinda short, but I'm out of ideas. HELP ME PLEASE!! Take my heart and set it free, carried forward by the waves. Nowhere left to run, Navigator's son. Chasing rainbows all my days, where I go I do not know. Sorry, I love this song, It's called "Ghost of the Navigator". I do not own Iron Maiden or Inuyasha, so I can now safely set the attorneys free. They are a good band, you should listen to them some time. Try for the songs "Brave New World", "Ghost of the Navigator", "Purgatory", and "Dream of Mirrors", they are some of my favorites. Just please, R&R, and give me some ideas!