i dont own any of the characters here. they are liscened by nintendo. this is just a story.

owl: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-

smashers: shut up!

kirby stuffs pikachu in the stupid owl's mouth. however, that doesnt stop him. he still keeps

on talking: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

pikachu: pika pika chu pikachu!pikachu!!! (transalted into english,it means: shut the fuck up!)

kirby tosses used diapers into the owl's mouth, who still keeps on talking: ewww yuck

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

marth laughs: that's a good idea!

ness walks over to the nuclear power plant. wearing a protective suit, he picks up a bag of nuclear waste.

then he tosses it into the owl's mouth. the owl grows a second head.

first head: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

second head: shutupshutupshutupshutup! kill me....

joanna dark from perfect dark comes in: okay! who wants me to get rid of that monstrocity?

all the smashers raise their hands.

joanna uses the trraquilizer on the second head. the second head dies.

first head: im dying! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

joanna: will you please shut up for just a freaking second?

owl: im not done telling my story!

joanna: will one of you shut him up?

bowser unleashes his fire breath: anyone up for barbecued owl?

mario: me!

luigi: of course...

mario, overhearing: toothpick!

luigi: lard butt!

mario: skeleton!

luigi: whale!

mario: i may be fat, but at least i get some from peach!

luigi: what? donuts?

mario: no, you dummy! sex!

owl:owwwwwwwww!...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

link: i'll give you to the count of three to shut up, or i wont be responsible for what happens to you!

the owl started speaking faster: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

ten hours later...

link tosses a bomb into the owl's open mouth. the owl said,"i'm not finished with my

storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" the bomb exploded, then he died.

smashers: yay!