Leo: "I own nothing."
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Leo: (sitting behind desk, which has a bunch of junk on it.) "Hiya! Welcome to my show. I felt like spreading madness, so here it is, LEO'S INSANITY SHOW!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Riku: "Do I get paid for this?"
Leo: "No, you should be happy you get to spend time with me." ^-^
Riku: "I'll be happy to spend time with you when hell freezes over, melts, freezes over again, melts, freezes again, do you get my point?"
Leo: "Yes." Gets a bat and hits Riku in the head. "Next time I'll leave behind the door with the retarded mouse."
Riku: "I'd rather spend time with the retarded mouse than you."
Leo: "Does your head still hurt?"
Riku: "Yes."
Leo: "Do you want to make it worse?"
Riku: O.O;; "No."
Leo: "Didn't think so. Just do your job."
Riku: "What is my job?"
Leo: 0o ".... I'll get back to you on that.."
Riku: * sigh * "Baka." (Bonk) "WILL YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT THING!"
Leo: "Just be glad I don't have anything pointy."
Riku: "I am, and don't you have a guest to torture?"
Leo: "Oh yes. (Clears throat) Please welcome today's first guest, Hiei, from Yu Yu Hakasho! God he's sooooo hot." * sigh *
Hiei: "Why am I here woman?"
Leo: * Blink * "Huh?"
Riku: "You're here because she got bored and had a lot of sugar, not a good combination."
Hiei: "Whatever, I'm leaving."
Leo: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Hiei: "Let go of my foot."
Leo: "Can you just stay until the show's over?"
Hiei: "Will you let go of my foot?"
Leo: "If you answer a question."
Hiei: "Fine, ask your foolish question." Leo gets up.
Leo: "Okay, but first I have to go sit behind the desk, and you get to sit in the nice comfy chair." ^-^
Riku: "Why don't I get a chair?"
Leo: "Because you mock me."
Riku: _
Hiei: "I don't want to sit."
Leo: "You could stand, lay down, hang from the ceiling, do a hand or head stand, spin around in circles, and that's basically all the choices."
Riku: "I suggest you sit."
Hiei: "Hn." Goes and sits down. Leo goes to sit down behind the desk.
Leo: "Okay, now for my question."
Hiei: "Just get this over with."
Leo: "Yes, any who, if you could have a 'special' relationship with anyone, who would it be?"
Hiei: "Not you, can I leave now?"
Leo: O.O "Not yet, we still have one more guest." ^______^ "Now where is he?" begins to look in desk draws and throw stuff. "No that's not it, come on I know you're in here somewhere? You who? How'd that get in there?"
Hiei: "How did she manage to fit an giant pink elephant in there?"
Riku: O.O "I don't want to know."
Leo: "Got ya! Everyone met my new pet rock, Fred!" holds up rock.
Hiei and Riku: * fall over anime style *
Fred: ^_^
Leo: "Fred doesn't really talk, so this is the end of episode one." * sniff * "Me, Riku, and Fred will miss you all."
Riku: "No I won't."
Leo: "Yes you will."
Riku: "No I won't."
Leo: * smacks Riku upside the head * "Yes you will."
Riku: * twitch *
Hiei: "I'm leaving."
Leo: "Ta Ta!"
Hiei: "Whatever." Leaves.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the show ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Riku and Hiei: * swaying back and forth with huge glasses of beer, drunk * "56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 55 bottles of beer on the wall.." Continue to sing the rest of the song.
Fred: ^_^
Leo: "If you have an idea for a guest or a question e-mail me or put it in the reviews. Oh, and next weeks guest is going to be, a.Not sure yet. I'm sure I'll think of something."
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Leo: (sitting behind desk, which has a bunch of junk on it.) "Hiya! Welcome to my show. I felt like spreading madness, so here it is, LEO'S INSANITY SHOW!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Riku: "Do I get paid for this?"
Leo: "No, you should be happy you get to spend time with me." ^-^
Riku: "I'll be happy to spend time with you when hell freezes over, melts, freezes over again, melts, freezes again, do you get my point?"
Leo: "Yes." Gets a bat and hits Riku in the head. "Next time I'll leave behind the door with the retarded mouse."
Riku: "I'd rather spend time with the retarded mouse than you."
Leo: "Does your head still hurt?"
Riku: "Yes."
Leo: "Do you want to make it worse?"
Riku: O.O;; "No."
Leo: "Didn't think so. Just do your job."
Riku: "What is my job?"
Leo: 0o ".... I'll get back to you on that.."
Riku: * sigh * "Baka." (Bonk) "WILL YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT THING!"
Leo: "Just be glad I don't have anything pointy."
Riku: "I am, and don't you have a guest to torture?"
Leo: "Oh yes. (Clears throat) Please welcome today's first guest, Hiei, from Yu Yu Hakasho! God he's sooooo hot." * sigh *
Hiei: "Why am I here woman?"
Leo: * Blink * "Huh?"
Riku: "You're here because she got bored and had a lot of sugar, not a good combination."
Hiei: "Whatever, I'm leaving."
Leo: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Hiei: "Let go of my foot."
Leo: "Can you just stay until the show's over?"
Hiei: "Will you let go of my foot?"
Leo: "If you answer a question."
Hiei: "Fine, ask your foolish question." Leo gets up.
Leo: "Okay, but first I have to go sit behind the desk, and you get to sit in the nice comfy chair." ^-^
Riku: "Why don't I get a chair?"
Leo: "Because you mock me."
Riku: _
Hiei: "I don't want to sit."
Leo: "You could stand, lay down, hang from the ceiling, do a hand or head stand, spin around in circles, and that's basically all the choices."
Riku: "I suggest you sit."
Hiei: "Hn." Goes and sits down. Leo goes to sit down behind the desk.
Leo: "Okay, now for my question."
Hiei: "Just get this over with."
Leo: "Yes, any who, if you could have a 'special' relationship with anyone, who would it be?"
Hiei: "Not you, can I leave now?"
Leo: O.O "Not yet, we still have one more guest." ^______^ "Now where is he?" begins to look in desk draws and throw stuff. "No that's not it, come on I know you're in here somewhere? You who? How'd that get in there?"
Hiei: "How did she manage to fit an giant pink elephant in there?"
Riku: O.O "I don't want to know."
Leo: "Got ya! Everyone met my new pet rock, Fred!" holds up rock.
Hiei and Riku: * fall over anime style *
Fred: ^_^
Leo: "Fred doesn't really talk, so this is the end of episode one." * sniff * "Me, Riku, and Fred will miss you all."
Riku: "No I won't."
Leo: "Yes you will."
Riku: "No I won't."
Leo: * smacks Riku upside the head * "Yes you will."
Riku: * twitch *
Hiei: "I'm leaving."
Leo: "Ta Ta!"
Hiei: "Whatever." Leaves.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the show ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Riku and Hiei: * swaying back and forth with huge glasses of beer, drunk * "56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 55 bottles of beer on the wall.." Continue to sing the rest of the song.
Fred: ^_^
Leo: "If you have an idea for a guest or a question e-mail me or put it in the reviews. Oh, and next weeks guest is going to be, a.Not sure yet. I'm sure I'll think of something."