Kinnikumantaro and the holy grail
Part 1
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The scene starts with Mantaro skipping towards an old english castle with Seiuchin. A guard comes out.
"HALT! Who goes there?"
"It is I Kinnikumantaro son of Kinnikuman of Planet Muscle! Prince of Planet Muscle! Defeater of the dMp! Soverign of all IWF!"
"Pull the other one!"
"I am. and this is my trusty walrus Seiuchin. We have riddin the length of many lands; well basicly just the Tokyo and Mt. Fugi areas looking for wrestlers who will join me in the International Wresteling Federation. Will you go and ask your lord and master if he will join us?"
"What riddin on a horse?"
"yes"
"you're using cocanuts!"
"What?"
"You've got two empty ends of cocanuts and you're baggin them together!"
"It doesn't matter will you ask your master if h-"
"Where'd you get the cocanuts?"
"We found them?"
"Found them? at Mt. Fugi! Cocanuts are tropical!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well Mt. Fugi is a temperate zone.... Cocanuts don't grow here!"
"Terry the Kid may not be from Mt. Fugi. Nor Checkmate or Gazelle, yet these are not straingers to Japan."
"Are you sugestion cocanuts flew to Japan in space ships?"
"Of course not! they're imported by boats along with bananas and pinapples and other delicous and healthy fruits from the carribean."
"On a Boat? And have the banana's arrive all brown and mushy?"
"They can pick them when they're green"
"It doesn't matter if they are green! It's a simple matter of expiration. A green banana will turn yellow in around three to five days and three to five days after that it is brown and mushy!"
"It doesn't matter will you PLEASE ask you lord and master if he will join us in the IWF!"
"Look in order to conserve its fuel a cargo ship will take at least two to three weeks to cross the Pasific to Japan am I right?"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"Am I right?"
Another guard comes out, "Some cruise ships go really fast."
"Some curise ships maybe but not most cargo ships,"
"Oh yea."
Mantaro butted in, "WILL YOU ASK YOU LORD AND MASTER IF HE WILL JOIN US!!!!!!"
"but then, cruise ships don't usually go directly across the ocean you know. They take stops at little islands,"
"Oh yea."
Mantaro and Seuchin galloped/skipped away into the horizion.
"Wait suppose one of the companies bought a cruise ship to transport goods."
"Are you crazy?! Do you have any idea how much those things cost!!!!!"
"IT WOULD BE A GOOD INVESTMENT!!!!!"
Part 1
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The scene starts with Mantaro skipping towards an old english castle with Seiuchin. A guard comes out.
"HALT! Who goes there?"
"It is I Kinnikumantaro son of Kinnikuman of Planet Muscle! Prince of Planet Muscle! Defeater of the dMp! Soverign of all IWF!"
"Pull the other one!"
"I am. and this is my trusty walrus Seiuchin. We have riddin the length of many lands; well basicly just the Tokyo and Mt. Fugi areas looking for wrestlers who will join me in the International Wresteling Federation. Will you go and ask your lord and master if he will join us?"
"What riddin on a horse?"
"yes"
"you're using cocanuts!"
"What?"
"You've got two empty ends of cocanuts and you're baggin them together!"
"It doesn't matter will you ask your master if h-"
"Where'd you get the cocanuts?"
"We found them?"
"Found them? at Mt. Fugi! Cocanuts are tropical!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well Mt. Fugi is a temperate zone.... Cocanuts don't grow here!"
"Terry the Kid may not be from Mt. Fugi. Nor Checkmate or Gazelle, yet these are not straingers to Japan."
"Are you sugestion cocanuts flew to Japan in space ships?"
"Of course not! they're imported by boats along with bananas and pinapples and other delicous and healthy fruits from the carribean."
"On a Boat? And have the banana's arrive all brown and mushy?"
"They can pick them when they're green"
"It doesn't matter if they are green! It's a simple matter of expiration. A green banana will turn yellow in around three to five days and three to five days after that it is brown and mushy!"
"It doesn't matter will you PLEASE ask you lord and master if he will join us in the IWF!"
"Look in order to conserve its fuel a cargo ship will take at least two to three weeks to cross the Pasific to Japan am I right?"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"Am I right?"
Another guard comes out, "Some cruise ships go really fast."
"Some curise ships maybe but not most cargo ships,"
"Oh yea."
Mantaro butted in, "WILL YOU ASK YOU LORD AND MASTER IF HE WILL JOIN US!!!!!!"
"but then, cruise ships don't usually go directly across the ocean you know. They take stops at little islands,"
"Oh yea."
Mantaro and Seuchin galloped/skipped away into the horizion.
"Wait suppose one of the companies bought a cruise ship to transport goods."
"Are you crazy?! Do you have any idea how much those things cost!!!!!"
"IT WOULD BE A GOOD INVESTMENT!!!!!"