Scene 3
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Mantaro and Seiuchin skipp up to a field with a castle in the center, Jade is dragging a cart of wheat. The licence plite on the back says !!JADE 3:16!!
Mantaro: Old woman!
Jade: MAN! god I'm tired of this....
Mantaro: Holy crap your a guy? who names their son Jade? that's a girls name isn't it?
Jade: Hey piss off will you! I don't make fun of the fact that you're a whiney coward who's got funny lips do I?
Mantaro: My lips aren't that funny looking are they?
He looks at Seiuchin for support.
Seiuchin: I'm not going to answere that
Mantaro: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!!!! anyways Jade why are you acting like such a bitch lately?
Jade: I was supposed to do one scene in this stupid parody and now I got to do two. AND I'M NOT GETTING OVER TIME!!!!!
Mantaro: I thought you looked familliar you were that guy from scene 2.
Jade: yea and just because YOU are the prince of planet muscle and YOU are the star of the show YOU don't have to do any of you're dirty work like making your own horse noises. While us co-workers have to make are own horse noises!
Mantaro: Hey I can't help it if I'm too important to make my own horse noises, and why don't you just get someone like Seiuchin to do that for you? they're surprisingly cheap if you buy in bulk
Jade: What, get Seiuchin's in bulk?
Mantaro: NO! geeze... THE IRISH!!!!! There great workers and all you need to feed them is potato's or whisky.
Jade: Seiuchin's Irish? that explains the fact he's never one a battal.
Mantaro and Jade laugh at Seiuchin. A woman in a buisness suit comes into the scene.
Woman: I represent the Society of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses, that statement was politically incorrect! my client does not have to put up with this kind of Harassment and untill he recives an apology and a sum of $900,000 for emotional damage, you will have to find a replacement for him.
Mantaro: Seiuchin, you're a member of the Society of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses?
Seiuchin: I'm also a member of the NRA for some reason. Now If you'll excuse me.....
Seiuchin and the woman leave the movie set and hop into a limo full of playboy bunnies. Mantaro and Jade stand in disbelief.
Mantaro: Excuse me for a second,
Mantaro runs of to Gazelle-mans apartment. Gazelle and Makenzie are playing a combination of strip poker and twister, without the mat it come with (ohhhhhhhhhhh).
Mantaro: Gazelle want a job?
Gazelleman: MANTARO CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!!!!!!
Mantaro: Well how long are you two going to be?
Makenzie: All night long
Gazelle-man and Makenzie giggle. Poor Mantaro looks like he's going to be sick. He leaves the apartment and runs back to the field scene with Jade.
Mantaro: Hey Jade wanna job?
Jade: Hell no! if you're not going to pay me over time than you can kiss my german ass!
Mantaro: I'll by you a Rocket from the ice-cream truck.....
Jade: OKAY!!!!
Jade starts making horse noises with his cocanuts and he and Mantaro skipp off into the distance.
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Makenzie is a character from another one of my Kinnikuman II fics if you were wondering. Oh and please the Socitey of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses is a non-profit organization and desperatly needs our donations. Please give generously!!!!
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Mantaro and Seiuchin skipp up to a field with a castle in the center, Jade is dragging a cart of wheat. The licence plite on the back says !!JADE 3:16!!
Mantaro: Old woman!
Jade: MAN! god I'm tired of this....
Mantaro: Holy crap your a guy? who names their son Jade? that's a girls name isn't it?
Jade: Hey piss off will you! I don't make fun of the fact that you're a whiney coward who's got funny lips do I?
Mantaro: My lips aren't that funny looking are they?
He looks at Seiuchin for support.
Seiuchin: I'm not going to answere that
Mantaro: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!!!! anyways Jade why are you acting like such a bitch lately?
Jade: I was supposed to do one scene in this stupid parody and now I got to do two. AND I'M NOT GETTING OVER TIME!!!!!
Mantaro: I thought you looked familliar you were that guy from scene 2.
Jade: yea and just because YOU are the prince of planet muscle and YOU are the star of the show YOU don't have to do any of you're dirty work like making your own horse noises. While us co-workers have to make are own horse noises!
Mantaro: Hey I can't help it if I'm too important to make my own horse noises, and why don't you just get someone like Seiuchin to do that for you? they're surprisingly cheap if you buy in bulk
Jade: What, get Seiuchin's in bulk?
Mantaro: NO! geeze... THE IRISH!!!!! There great workers and all you need to feed them is potato's or whisky.
Jade: Seiuchin's Irish? that explains the fact he's never one a battal.
Mantaro and Jade laugh at Seiuchin. A woman in a buisness suit comes into the scene.
Woman: I represent the Society of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses, that statement was politically incorrect! my client does not have to put up with this kind of Harassment and untill he recives an apology and a sum of $900,000 for emotional damage, you will have to find a replacement for him.
Mantaro: Seiuchin, you're a member of the Society of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses?
Seiuchin: I'm also a member of the NRA for some reason. Now If you'll excuse me.....
Seiuchin and the woman leave the movie set and hop into a limo full of playboy bunnies. Mantaro and Jade stand in disbelief.
Mantaro: Excuse me for a second,
Mantaro runs of to Gazelle-mans apartment. Gazelle and Makenzie are playing a combination of strip poker and twister, without the mat it come with (ohhhhhhhhhhh).
Mantaro: Gazelle want a job?
Gazelleman: MANTARO CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!!!!!!
Mantaro: Well how long are you two going to be?
Makenzie: All night long
Gazelle-man and Makenzie giggle. Poor Mantaro looks like he's going to be sick. He leaves the apartment and runs back to the field scene with Jade.
Mantaro: Hey Jade wanna job?
Jade: Hell no! if you're not going to pay me over time than you can kiss my german ass!
Mantaro: I'll by you a Rocket from the ice-cream truck.....
Jade: OKAY!!!!
Jade starts making horse noises with his cocanuts and he and Mantaro skipp off into the distance.
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Makenzie is a character from another one of my Kinnikuman II fics if you were wondering. Oh and please the Socitey of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses is a non-profit organization and desperatly needs our donations. Please give generously!!!!