Scene 4
this is your brain..... 5X5X5=125!!!!
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Mantaro and Jade skipp through a medow full of pretty yellow flowers and cross a creek where a little kid named Charlie is pokeing a dead fish with a putter with poo on it cause there's nothing to watch on saturday afternoons and people must find other means of entertainment like dead animals or writing stupid pointless fanfics. As they enter the forest they find Chectmate and Eskara are in an all out bitchfight.
The fight went on for a few minuites and Mantaro and Jade used this time to go to the bathroom. When they got back Checkmate open-hand-back slapped Eskara and decapitated him. The blood sprinkled out of him like one of those greek fountians. It was very pretty. Now Chekmate stood very still in front of a bridge, Mantaro went up to congradulate him.
Mantaro: MAN! you totally bitchslapped that guy....
Checkmate pretends Mantaro doesn't exist.... actually he's standing very still because he had chilly for lunch and if he moves a muscle, he's gonna let one rip.
Mantaro: I was wonderin' do you want to join the IWF....
Checkmate is still motionless.... he's actually praticing to be one of those British guards with the big funny hats.
Mantaro: Well if your going to be THAT way! fine, now let us cross the bridge.
Checkmate: Not untill you pay the toll
Mantaro: What toll?
Checkmate: The toll you pay for crossing me bridge.
Jade: Wrong movie dum dum!
Great Gazoo: Hey that's my line! Anyways dum dum has a point dum dum, this is a Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody In which dum dum here is King Arthur and dum dum is Patsy. You, dum dum are the Black night. What you are thinking of is Robin Hood Men In Tights, but dum dum is not Robin Hood, dum dum here is not Blinken any you are not Little John dum dum.
Every looks at great gazoo. They are sad and confussed
Checkmate: Who doth thow speaketh of when thows say 'dum dum'
Great Gazoo: See, you guys can't figure even THAT out. You truly are dum dums.
Jade: And who are you?
Great Gazoo: I AM THE GREAT GAZOO! wolololololololo
The Great Gazoo flys around letting out his native planets battal cry. Mantaro is getting a migrane and grabbs Great Gazoo by the head and thoughs him into a raging river of death with Patcha and Kusko. And their was much rejoice.
Mantaro: Now where were we? oh yea Checkmate is standing in our way of the this bridge wich was not in the origional Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but it is here for some reason. NOW LET US CROSS!
Checktmate: Not untill you pay the toll!
Jade: Wrong movie.
Checkmate: Oh sorry e'hem! Who would cross the bridge of death must answere me these questions three, 'ere the other side ye see.
Mantaro: Well, you got the movie right but your thinking of the bridge of death the old man from scene 24 talks about.
Jade: Actually that man was in scene 12, scene 24 was Castle Aaaaagh.
Mantaro: No one's paying you to be a smart ass!
Checkmate: Oh it's never good enough for you guys is it?! Ooooh that's the wrong movie! Ooooh that's the wrong scene! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? A TALKING IRISH WALRUS!!!!
The SOMTIW lady from scene three comes up and kicks Checkmate in the shins and leaves with Seiuchin to play a friendly bed time game of doctor and nurse *ooooooooh* Meanwile Checkmate is rolling on the ground crying.
Checkmate: what beith that wench's problem?
Random pirate: Arrrr, she be the captian of the S.S. Transformers Generation 1. Meanest pirate broad to ever sail the great lakes of Ontario, and President of the Socity Of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses.
Mantaro: S.S. Transformers Generation 1?
Random pirate: Arrrrr, she liked the transformers... particularly Jazz. yarharhar. Exit, stage right! *the pirate stares at the camera and show- dances of the scene* da da da dada! da da da dada! da da da dada! da! ZEST!
Jade: Hey are you okay Checkmate?
Checkmate: NO! that really really really hurt! *limps off crying* I WANT MY SUNSHINE!
Mantaro: Well then..... lets continue!
Jade and Mantaro once again skipp off out of the scene. Who know's what crazy quirks will happen when they meet the witch.....
Rinko: I'M NOT A WITCH?
Kiki: WHO SAY'S YOUR THE WITCH! I WANT TO BE THE WITCH!
Rinko: YOU CAN BE THE WITCH I DON'T WANT TO BE THE WITCH! I'M NOT A WITCH!
Kiki: I'M THE WITCH! ME! ME! ME! YOU ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING... I THINK I DESERVE TO BE THE WITCH!
Rinko: GO AHEAD BE THE WITCH! I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!
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/\ This is your brain after eating A LOT of peanut butter cups /\
this is your brain..... 5X5X5=125!!!!
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Mantaro and Jade skipp through a medow full of pretty yellow flowers and cross a creek where a little kid named Charlie is pokeing a dead fish with a putter with poo on it cause there's nothing to watch on saturday afternoons and people must find other means of entertainment like dead animals or writing stupid pointless fanfics. As they enter the forest they find Chectmate and Eskara are in an all out bitchfight.
The fight went on for a few minuites and Mantaro and Jade used this time to go to the bathroom. When they got back Checkmate open-hand-back slapped Eskara and decapitated him. The blood sprinkled out of him like one of those greek fountians. It was very pretty. Now Chekmate stood very still in front of a bridge, Mantaro went up to congradulate him.
Mantaro: MAN! you totally bitchslapped that guy....
Checkmate pretends Mantaro doesn't exist.... actually he's standing very still because he had chilly for lunch and if he moves a muscle, he's gonna let one rip.
Mantaro: I was wonderin' do you want to join the IWF....
Checkmate is still motionless.... he's actually praticing to be one of those British guards with the big funny hats.
Mantaro: Well if your going to be THAT way! fine, now let us cross the bridge.
Checkmate: Not untill you pay the toll
Mantaro: What toll?
Checkmate: The toll you pay for crossing me bridge.
Jade: Wrong movie dum dum!
Great Gazoo: Hey that's my line! Anyways dum dum has a point dum dum, this is a Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody In which dum dum here is King Arthur and dum dum is Patsy. You, dum dum are the Black night. What you are thinking of is Robin Hood Men In Tights, but dum dum is not Robin Hood, dum dum here is not Blinken any you are not Little John dum dum.
Every looks at great gazoo. They are sad and confussed
Checkmate: Who doth thow speaketh of when thows say 'dum dum'
Great Gazoo: See, you guys can't figure even THAT out. You truly are dum dums.
Jade: And who are you?
Great Gazoo: I AM THE GREAT GAZOO! wolololololololo
The Great Gazoo flys around letting out his native planets battal cry. Mantaro is getting a migrane and grabbs Great Gazoo by the head and thoughs him into a raging river of death with Patcha and Kusko. And their was much rejoice.
Mantaro: Now where were we? oh yea Checkmate is standing in our way of the this bridge wich was not in the origional Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but it is here for some reason. NOW LET US CROSS!
Checktmate: Not untill you pay the toll!
Jade: Wrong movie.
Checkmate: Oh sorry e'hem! Who would cross the bridge of death must answere me these questions three, 'ere the other side ye see.
Mantaro: Well, you got the movie right but your thinking of the bridge of death the old man from scene 24 talks about.
Jade: Actually that man was in scene 12, scene 24 was Castle Aaaaagh.
Mantaro: No one's paying you to be a smart ass!
Checkmate: Oh it's never good enough for you guys is it?! Ooooh that's the wrong movie! Ooooh that's the wrong scene! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? A TALKING IRISH WALRUS!!!!
The SOMTIW lady from scene three comes up and kicks Checkmate in the shins and leaves with Seiuchin to play a friendly bed time game of doctor and nurse *ooooooooh* Meanwile Checkmate is rolling on the ground crying.
Checkmate: what beith that wench's problem?
Random pirate: Arrrr, she be the captian of the S.S. Transformers Generation 1. Meanest pirate broad to ever sail the great lakes of Ontario, and President of the Socity Of Mistreated Talking Irish Walruses.
Mantaro: S.S. Transformers Generation 1?
Random pirate: Arrrrr, she liked the transformers... particularly Jazz. yarharhar. Exit, stage right! *the pirate stares at the camera and show- dances of the scene* da da da dada! da da da dada! da da da dada! da! ZEST!
Jade: Hey are you okay Checkmate?
Checkmate: NO! that really really really hurt! *limps off crying* I WANT MY SUNSHINE!
Mantaro: Well then..... lets continue!
Jade and Mantaro once again skipp off out of the scene. Who know's what crazy quirks will happen when they meet the witch.....
Rinko: I'M NOT A WITCH?
Kiki: WHO SAY'S YOUR THE WITCH! I WANT TO BE THE WITCH!
Rinko: YOU CAN BE THE WITCH I DON'T WANT TO BE THE WITCH! I'M NOT A WITCH!
Kiki: I'M THE WITCH! ME! ME! ME! YOU ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING... I THINK I DESERVE TO BE THE WITCH!
Rinko: GO AHEAD BE THE WITCH! I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!
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/\ This is your brain after eating A LOT of peanut butter cups /\