Welcome to Torture Station where assorted Yu-Gi-Oh characters are tortured
in various ways. If you review, tell me who you want to tortured next!!
Lets get on with the game!!!
Im your dashing and cool host, the Dragon Master and here is our 3 contestants:
Host: From Battle City, the leader of G.H.O.U.L.S: MARIK ISHTAR!! Stand up, you fag.
Marik: You insolent host. You just wait until I trade in this Millenium Rod for another one, a new version. Then I will make you pay.
Host: Our next contestant, Tristan Taylor
Tristan: Is there any cute girls? Is there?
Host: No. So shut up, you wannabe pimp.
Tristan: You.
Host: Hey Marik! Tristan was talking about your mom! Hehehehehe!
Marik: Yeah? Tristan, prepare to die!
Tristan: NOOO!!!!!
::Tristan is turned into a duck::
And our 3rd contestant, Elmer Fudd!!!
Elmer: Be vewy vewy quiet. ::laughs::
Marik: Elmer Fudd is not a Yu-Gi-Oh character! He needs to leave!
::Elmer aims gun at Marik and fires::
Host: Okay now, lets get to the game. Since this is the first episode, I choose the torture. For Marik, I say that you have to listen to one of Teas redundant speeches about friendship.
:Marik is warped to Teas house::
Host: We have a secret camera hidden in the bedroom so we can see how Marik the Fag fares. Tea: And I think that we should work together and blah blah blah
Marik: WOMAN!! SHUT UP!!!
Host: Now thats no way to treat a woman!
::Marik is warped back and is jumped by Tea supporters::
Marik: Ouch!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!
Host: So, out of 10 points, Marik gets a 5
Host: Tristan cant compete-hes a duck, people. So that leaves us with Elmer Fudd.
Host: Elmer, I want you to be friendly with Bugs Bunny for 10 minutes.
Elmer: Okay.
Host: Lets bring in Bugs!!
Bugs Bunny: Whats up docs?
::Elmer Fudd takes a gun and sharpshoots Bugs::
Host: Okay. That was like what, 30 seconds. And you were supposed to be chummy for 10 minutes. Out of ten, Elmer, you get a 4, because I wanted to see Bugs die anyways.
So heres our final scores!!!
Marik Ishtar: 5/10 Tristan Taylor: Disqualified Elmer Fudd: 4/10
Host: MARIK WINS THE GAME!!!
Crowd: YEAH!!!
Marik: what do I win?
Host: Another one of Teas redundant speeches!! See you tomorrow people, hahahaha.
Please review. You can tell me who you want to be a contestant and how I should torture them.
Im your dashing and cool host, the Dragon Master and here is our 3 contestants:
Host: From Battle City, the leader of G.H.O.U.L.S: MARIK ISHTAR!! Stand up, you fag.
Marik: You insolent host. You just wait until I trade in this Millenium Rod for another one, a new version. Then I will make you pay.
Host: Our next contestant, Tristan Taylor
Tristan: Is there any cute girls? Is there?
Host: No. So shut up, you wannabe pimp.
Tristan: You.
Host: Hey Marik! Tristan was talking about your mom! Hehehehehe!
Marik: Yeah? Tristan, prepare to die!
Tristan: NOOO!!!!!
::Tristan is turned into a duck::
And our 3rd contestant, Elmer Fudd!!!
Elmer: Be vewy vewy quiet. ::laughs::
Marik: Elmer Fudd is not a Yu-Gi-Oh character! He needs to leave!
::Elmer aims gun at Marik and fires::
Host: Okay now, lets get to the game. Since this is the first episode, I choose the torture. For Marik, I say that you have to listen to one of Teas redundant speeches about friendship.
:Marik is warped to Teas house::
Host: We have a secret camera hidden in the bedroom so we can see how Marik the Fag fares. Tea: And I think that we should work together and blah blah blah
Marik: WOMAN!! SHUT UP!!!
Host: Now thats no way to treat a woman!
::Marik is warped back and is jumped by Tea supporters::
Marik: Ouch!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!
Host: So, out of 10 points, Marik gets a 5
Host: Tristan cant compete-hes a duck, people. So that leaves us with Elmer Fudd.
Host: Elmer, I want you to be friendly with Bugs Bunny for 10 minutes.
Elmer: Okay.
Host: Lets bring in Bugs!!
Bugs Bunny: Whats up docs?
::Elmer Fudd takes a gun and sharpshoots Bugs::
Host: Okay. That was like what, 30 seconds. And you were supposed to be chummy for 10 minutes. Out of ten, Elmer, you get a 4, because I wanted to see Bugs die anyways.
So heres our final scores!!!
Marik Ishtar: 5/10 Tristan Taylor: Disqualified Elmer Fudd: 4/10
Host: MARIK WINS THE GAME!!!
Crowd: YEAH!!!
Marik: what do I win?
Host: Another one of Teas redundant speeches!! See you tomorrow people, hahahaha.
Please review. You can tell me who you want to be a contestant and how I should torture them.